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Kobimtochi...Kobi meaning..Let my heart praise God or kobichukwumee..kobi too meaning let's Gods will be done

xynerise: Some women get carried away when they earn higher than their husbands. But you need to remember you are still the head of the family.

Was the marriage an arranged marriage?

Oga please don't generalize....The issue here is personal.

@op,i think your wife is keeping bad company as friends,you are the man so take control of your home.Watch the kind of friends your wife keep and also you guys have to work on your communication.Always make out time to talk to her and explain things to her.I believe that you guys courted before marriage.So stand up and build your home the way you want it.I hate it when some women always report small issues to their mother and their mother interfering in their family matter instead of cautioning their kids.
Also talk to your MIL let her understand with due respect that your family problem is your problem that you dont need third parties both from your side and your wife side.
Talk to her and above all pray for her to realize her mistakes and change.

Cheers

October is a month of sad memories in my family. Funny enuf I have 3 of my beloved celebrating their bd in Oct
Mum,my eldest brother WO happen to share the same bd with my mum and my baby sis. I lost my dad Oct 12 2005 in a motor accident,it was terrible especially me cos he is my best friend and my pady.I tot the world have come to an end .I was serving then but through out that year,I didn't concentrate in my service again
Five years latter same Oct 30th 2010, I lost my immediate elder sis in a motor accident too in abuja,she died instantly.her death was a big blow to me cos we had so many business plans in pipeline and we spoke an hour before she died. I miss them greatly that anytime i remember them,i always shed tears and will not concentrate on whatever doing.my family alwaya do special Novena prayer anytime we enter the month of October, for Goda prptection and joirney mercies.Ezigbo NNA m na Ada nnem Je nu nke oma. Continue to RIP I know we will meet someday.

Just confirm it from a friend that work with one of the local airline.associated airline carrying Dr Olusegun Agagu to Akure for burial..Jesus what a mystery.for now 20 people is confirmed dead.God please help this country.Chaaaaaie

Ace Ventura: Today @ about 8am, my wife went into pre term labour @ 5months & we lost our twin baby boys. I ended up burying my sons @ Ikoyi Cemetery. I'm so pained right now. Dunno what I did to deserve this hit in life.

Any words of encouragement will help cos I'm depressed. I refuse to rebel against God.

She would've been due in December & we would've gone to Dubai next month for baby shopping. Now all plans have been cancelled.

So sorry about your loss,take heart.The ones that will stay will come IJN.My prayer is that you and your wife will never experience such again and the death of this lovely angels has put away all pain that suppose come your way.Be strong for your wify.It is well.just believe GOd

tjskii: Pls if therz a better way to cook stew,do share,was so frustrated lastwk,I was superhungry and decided to cook stew,d stupid water took so much time in draining from d pepper,by den I was seeing double from hunger

There is a better way, i use to cook my own like that.Am always scared of cooking stew because a times i make mistake and the stew will burn when frying and my hubby will not eat and am not happy about it.Until my sweet MIL teach me how to cook stew with out frying the tomatoes,since then meeeeeeen,i enjoy cooking stew.

1,Grind your tomatoes with your normal onions tatashi and paper,if you like put ginger(NB don,t add too much water when grinding

2,Cook the tomatoes to dry the water,when the first water dry,add another water till is almost dry,

3,Boil your meat /Chiken with all the seasoning you want to use, add salt ooo every thing you want to use to spie the stew,put it in the
meat/chicken when boiling,

4,When you cook the meat/chicken for like 20 mins,add your G.oil in the meat / chicken and allow to cook for like 10/15 mins.

5,Pour everything inside the tomatoes you cooked and allow to cook for like 40-50 mins

Your sweet yummy yummy stew is ready.Very delicious,no stress of wasting your life frying tomatoes.(N.B) Add vegitable if u want not Ugu oo but (Akwukwo nri) as Igbo's call it.but that will be when the stew is done,you just add and stir.

A trial will convince you

shy1seyi: A friend once complained to me bitterly that each thime he had issues with his wife, that same night when he makes sexual advances to her,she rejects bitterly and wont allow any further action.Sex,being a mutual thing should be something that should be enjoyed by both parties,even if the Man had to force his way in some cases.[b][/b]Is it then right for a woman to reject her husband in bed to portray her greif?

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When u quarrel with your partner,first try and resolve the issue before making advances especially when you are the cause.it is in both ways so people should stop making emphasis on women abeg. If u hurt your wife abeg settle the matter before u sleep since u know say your second OGA go react for nite same goes to women.Period.I don't entertain men using sex to settle quarrel at all,we must talk about it and settle it amicably..My Hubby knows.

Your son will be a testimony of all times..he will live and testify Gods glory in his life.His life will be a life of fulfillment. He will LIVE!! Cos God has destined him to LIVE.

Be strong Sister

adetoks2010: @efe, tanks for your advice. I actually noticed this trait in him while courting and I called his attention to it. He promised that he won't talk to me that way. He talks to his siblings like that sometimes especially wen he is angry but I am not ready to accept that.

@ileobatojo, that is not the issue here. The truth is he has a mindset that I like challenging him, not submissive etc. I don't know why he feels challenged by my person. Fine, I may be the main financier of the home but that should not be a reason for his reactions. Sometimes I feel if things are working better for him, he won't be this irritable.

Now i know where the problem is coming from>May be your husband is using this as his defense mechanism since as u said you are the main financier of the home so as to let you know that being the financier does not make you the head of the house or he might think that is he is not hard with you,you might start controlling( but he got it wrong).The only thing i believe that will work is that you call his attention when his is in good mood.TALK to him as a wife,let him understand that using abusive word on you m hurt your feelings and makes you feel bad,pour out your mind to him in the best way you can but choose your words. Also try and communicate with him often and avoid this chatting of a thing.Marriage is a school of its own,put everything in prayer.It is well Sister!

Airforce1: U should be ashamed of yourself madam Rita Dominic

Mtchew

Wont you mind your space,what is your business if she is still single @ this age.Mtcheeeeeeewwww

Heart of GOLD..

yellowpawpaw: Please can somebody help me out here.since after putting to bed 8 months ago,my face still plagued with soooo much pimples dat always form blackheads.I'm so fair and it has made me so uncomfortable. It started during my 2 timester but increased so much after giving birth.hv it on my chest and back also. Since I put to bed,I've been avoiding snaping with my baby or family because of this.can anybody pleeeze help me out.any advice is appreciated

My dear,the only solution i know is washing you face with soap and water before sleep,then use white powder> My elder brother is fair and have pimples all over his face, he looks funny then and this affected him alot,there is nothing on this earth he did not use and it was getting worse,a friend suggested this and he used it,today,you can not know that such thing happen to him unless he showed you the pix

makelove2m: Before the confession, i will wish to state here that i do welcome positive and negetive criticim in good fate, I was made to understand that only thing that will set your mind set free is truth and confession,

Here is the true story and i needed your advise, am a married man with with no kids yets, my wife works as a branch manager at one of the new generation bank in Lagos, My wife hardly been in the house considering the nature of her job and her position, we had one young but very beautiful maiden helping us doing most of the domestic jobs at home, while am a bussiness man,last weekend, after the rain, my wife wasn't at home as she went for board meeting in Abuja,i felt lonely and decided that the maiden with us should prepare coffee for me, after passing the coffee to me, i come to realize how beautiful this maiden is and immediately wish that i should go for her, not knowing the danger lurking too close, this happened towards evening , and do not have any first hand information that my wife will be returning home sameday as i expected, now my wife is here and here is me on top of our bed with the beautiful maiden in a more romatic state, you will understand what was going on.......... my problem here is not that my wife caught me red handed in action but that she refuses to discuss this issue with me or anybody including my parents and her parents too, am scared to the grave, i have opted to seek for her forgiveness but she insisted that she is the one that supposed to seek for that, i have called all persons i knew that is close to her to beg her but she claim not to have any issue with me, rather she is saying that she may resign her appointment to focuse more in her family, ...please friends, kindly advise me what to do here, I love this woman but i love my life most as i can't mistaken the quiteness of a lion to be its weakness.........

This is coming from a good friend of mine

Haaaaaahaaaa,i cant stop laughing in Greek...@ op...There is this Igbo adage that says..Permit me to write in my language jare''OKUKO RUO ANA,ANA ACHUBA YA OSO''You don mess up now u are scared of the unknown....Your wife is matured and i respect her for that..Why are you afraid nah?Haaaaaaahaaaa Ochi atogbue mu ooo.Ndo oo..Thatz all i can say.

ocheezie: I'm assuming you had a Christian wedding. And that this is a form of sickness for your husband. And that in the marital vows,you said 'I do' to...in sickness and in health,till death do us part. U can't divorce him on grounds of ill-health. If u weren't going to have pre-marital sex, u should have done fertility and other tests prior to taking those vows. Hard as it may sound,adoption is an option.so many kids out there seeking motherly love,even around you. The solution lies with you and ur man, not here,not with his ur family or friends. Talk it over.what if u divorce him and the next man,God forbid,has d same issues,or develops something like it afterwards? U move again?

I totally disagree with you..please don't try to contradict things.In christian marriage for better for worse ,in sickness and in health means that a man or a woman will never ABANDON his or her partner when he or she is weak and needed his or her help.So telling her that she took a vow asap is NONSENSE because i know for sure that even you cannot opt for such marriage if told initially.Please don't bring in sentiments in issues like this abeg..

ayans4: Dear N/Landers, I need your sincere opinion on this.
I got married to my husband over two years ago as a virgin, cos I had this policy of no sex b4 marriage, and after some months, there was no sign of pregnancy, asked him if in the past he got any woman pregnant becos he was sexually active, he answered in the affirmative, asked him for the baby, he said "they" had an abortion, so I tried all I could as a person TTC, used the OPK, PTK all the quality multivitamins, tried all I mean all that was recommended to do.
meanwhile, after we got married, I noticed his Testis was "funny looking", asked him, he said that I should leave it as that's the way it should be.
after some months of TTC, and about a year after our marriage, I consulted a gynecologist, who recommended we run a comprehensive check, coincidentally at my place of work, we run an annual compulsory comprehensive check up, and on examining me, my womb, tubes and other vital organs got a clean bill.
meanwhile, I had gone for different tests (follicumetry etc) to check for ovulation....all still came out well.
I had to encourage hubby to go for his tests as "the earlier the better".....
In July last year, 2012; I encouraged him to go for a Seminal Fluid Aanalysis/ Test. When the result was supposed to be out,I asked him for the result and he told me that the test came out inconclusive and had to be re-run as "air" got into the container.
I asked a lady close to me who is medically inclined about the possibility of the result coming out inconclusive as a result of this. she later made me understand that from her findings, that the possibility was slim as there would have been some findings/ result from the tests done.
Three months later,I went visiting his mother, and eventually, his siblings embarrassed me,during a quarrel threw my bags out, asked for my children etc maybe due to the fact that their brother's wife that was just married was already pregnant.
That made me serious about the whole Trying to Conceive thing.
I kept encouraging him to go for a test as if there are treatments he would need, the earlier he gets it, and the earlier we overcome the Trying to conceive challenge, the better. He was very reluctant, but when I insisted, he went for a test, and afterwards, I had to mount pressure on him to disclose the result.It took him like eternity to tell me about it. he eventually sent the result to me via SMS and, it is the WORST form of infertility anybody can suffer. its AZOOSPERMIA! that is, they could not find one sperm cell dead or alive in his ejaculate/semen.
I went online, did some research on the condition, and found out it was caused by conditions including undescended testes at birth. I got to know that we would need an urologist to examine him, I called on different Doctors I know who we could see and even went online to check for an urologist in Nigeria. I was advised to visit any Teaching hospital. we visited LUTH( meanwhile he was and has always been lackadaisical about the whole TTC issue. at different times, I asked him if he had anything I needed to know or if he was hiding something from me that the earlier he tells it to me, the better.)and at LUTH, I got to discover he hadn't just I testis, but also went for a surgery for undescended testes and that surgery was not done until he became eleven.
I became sad and asked him why he did not disclose this condition to me before we got married as the doctors have concluded that the only solution is adoption or Donor sperm (DS or get another man to "do the deed".
I have looked at these options and they are not agreeable by me becos to me, the whole marriage was based on deceit becos not just him, but his family knew about his condition and also did not disclose.
I told him I am not ready to continue considering the implications of these options:
if we are to use the DS, how many times do we have to use the DS to make babies that is, after the first success, we have to get another donor some other time for subsequent pregnancies to take place; then what would be the difference.....with a woman that gives birth for different men....
and the truth is that I can't sin against God by getting other men....in the name of getting pregnant, rather, I told him I would remarry and raise a decent family.
meanwhile on hearing my decision, his family members are saying that I should not quit.....but I told them that the little experience I have had of them, am sure they would have married a new wife for him if it case were to be the other way.
Please what is your view....I need sincere answers.
Please....if I were your sister,daughter, friend, what would you be your opinion?
Thank you
AYANS4.

My dear,i feel so sorry for you and sooo sad asap what your hubby did.we where told in marriage course that Christian marriage is Indissoluble but the only condition that will lead to dissolving a marriage is marriage based on deceit,also if a man was married and hide his identity from the woman, if the woman finds out, she has every right to walk away,church frown on such things like deceptive marriage.

What stops a man or a woman to be open to his/her partner when he or she knows that marriage is not a child's play.I know for sure that if you are the one to be in this condition that the guys family would have thrown you out since.My question now is when will women stop being in the receiving end when it comes to fertility issue in marriage.

My dear,my sincere advice to you is to follow your heart,avoid sentiments from anybody..This is you future you are fighting for so do that which you know will satisfy your conscience.God bless

danchuzzy: He said somfin abt rebate or dintchu guys c it?
what does that mean?
what is rebate?

Oga ask Mr Google

Use aqueous soap.(Elizabeth Ann)..It works like magic,you can buy it in shop rite or any good pharmacy stores..It is saint less,you can use it to bath the baby and also use it as his/her cream.You will i use a friend recommend it for me when i complain of my baby dry skin and rashes,now her skin is as smooth as tomato JOS

Use aqueous soap.(Elizabeth Ann)..It works like magic,you can buy it in shop rite or any good pharmacy stores..It is saint less,you can use it to bath the baby and also use it as his/her cream.You will come back and give testimony..It is good for dry skin and also reduces rash in babies. Don't use any other cream when using it,a friend recommend it for me when i complain of my baby dry skin and rashes,now her skin is as smooth as tomato JOS

I had the same issue,,i use coco butter creme for pregnancy strech mark..but is good to start early

I had a miscarriage in my first pregnancy 8 weeks because of stress,omo d experience is better imagine than experience,the pain was something else,but thank God for Hubby,family and friends,they were soooooo helpful.

I took in again after 4months i didn't know i was pregnant meeeen!!,one morning in the office after our morning meeting,i was feeling funny, i cant place my hand on what is wrong with me, i complain to my colleague he was like may be is stress,the feeling continue that before i know it i fainted in the office and was rushed to hospital,i regain consciousness in the evening and the doctor just gave me the gooooooooood news...I was soooo happy and i was advice to avoid stress and was giving two weeks off from work...Asap the experience,My dear,this is one of the experience i wish for every woman...it is immeasurable...the journey was so sweet,my hubby was so helpful(I love you SWEET).I was sick throughout my first trimester,throwing up,anytime i eat,spiting any how,unable to climb stairs especially when am back from work.I have to wait for my hubby to come back and help me up. A times my neighbor will help me. The whole thing vanish after my 3rd month,i became so healthy and always want to do everything in the house.But hubby will be like..Please ooo i no fit shout dear take it easy,a times he will be angry that i want to do it all...Fast forward to my 6th month,i was soooooooooooooooooo happy when i was told i have a twin in there...waoooo,Hubby dance the kind Azonto that i have never see before .He called his Dad immediately and announce the good news and immediately we choose sweet names for them.Fast forward to my 7 months i started feeling funny this ugly stretch mark from nowhere full the lower part of my belly,I hardly eat,my hubby hardly use his cream,and perfume in my presence because i will throw up immediately, i despise his cream to the extent he stop using it but he cannot do without his perfume cos he is perfume freak.

Then towards the end of my 8month,i started having this frequent nightmares that my babies will be albino .It wasn't funny at all,i was soooo scared,i have to inform my mum n father in-law,and my mum laugh over it and was that am very funny,that i should just remove my mind from it and be praying hsrd,my father inlaw was the one that was giving me advice asap.I was sooooooo scared,i started reading everything i lay my hands on ,started asking google sooo many question,Hubby was disturb as well because am no longer the happy chap he use to play with,my sister's in law was the one that keep assuring me that such thing will not happen.I have to turn to prayer's ooooooo.


My due date come and gone,nothing no signs i was restless,i cant wait to see my tiny angels(TWO GIRlS )I cant wait again,to feel them and have the first bonding as a mother.. i kept imaging things how the labour will look like,will anybody be @ home when it will start(Cos i am now with my brother in law in the State and the wife is a nursing mother too, and my brother in law is always on call as in medical doctor wahala and hubby is havig issues sorting out his visa),will it be in the middle of the night,many things running through my mind @ the same time.
First week after my due date they are still in there enjoying,by then i was running out of patience.I just decided to go to hospital cos am overdue to see a doctor,(AS God will have it, Hubby was giving a visa so my mind was a bit at rest but i need to see my doctor as soon as possible)I went to hospital on a Saturday, i was ask not to go back again because am over due,so they can monitor my babies,After 4days in the hospital,i was told they have to induce me,that i will carry my babies on the 5th day...waooooo i was like i cant wait.I was soooo happy.
The next day as early as 6.30am, the team of doctors came and induce me,and that i will be induce again after 6hrs. around 1pm i started feeling somehow,omo i dont know what is wrong i was like is this the labour abi the fake labour we were told about,the pain was becoming too much i have to ring the nurse when dey came to check me they told me that my labour has started that i just dilated 3cm ,she called the doctor ( the doctor was the youngest most beautiful doctor i have ever seen ,Omo the lady fine gan) she checked and told me that i was doing great,so they have to break my water,after that iwas place on monitor, the labour now come with his family ,friends and even enemies ,the pains was double this time and it will come and go,next second it will double, i was screaming,hubby n brother in law was just consoling me,he was just running after the doctor up and down,they were like giving me options asap pai relieving options,they gave me gas to blow,it wasn't helping,that i should use the bouncing ball omo that one is wosrst, i entered the jcuzi for warm bath no way...they now brought the last option...Epidural...I have read about that before and my co wife told me not to use it that i will not enjoy it,when the came with that, i was rejecting the option but the pain was too much,from 1pm till 7pm i was in labour,just dilated only 3cm...I was getting tired, crying and calling my hubby,He was soaked with sweat, his brother was confuse and at the same time angry that i refuse to take epidural.Around 9pm i was still on 3cm,they came up with the option of CS since am not dilating and my babies are getting weak,i only told them with weak voice that i will deliver normal that i will not have CS.. hubby later convince me on epidural,i was given the drug,but it failed, it only work on one side,all the pain shifted to the other side,they have to top it again and agai before it works, then i was relax and was like( WHY did i refuse this all this why, so na dis Oyibo dey take wey make them no dey shout for when in labour??... )I now relx and take some fruit juice,Nurses was like i should speak to my baby to come out cos the labour is really taking time,we have to enter in prayer...i was crying and begging my babies to land...As God will have it from 3cm i fly to 7cm,they now remove the option of CS,and i was contracting normally and speedily too...everything just work out for good, around 12.30am i was moved to the theater and my first baby arrive 1.05am and the second one 1.22am...To God be the glory, My two angels arrive without CS...Very healthy, they just gave me a Little cut datz all....Thank God with me,Baby Zara and Zane are doing great....we are just 5weeks , and i still cant believe am now a mother and i gave birth to this two pretty Angels..Thanks to God,Doc Natasha and Co..To all the women out there looking for fruit of the womb,just BELIEVE....You will carry your own soonest...Shallom

kramer: Am I the only one who noticed someone's head on Mama G's buttocks in that pic ^^

O boy look well abi u need anya ino ?? Na advert for the car.....U don spoil gan

I love my dad because he is a peace maker,Very neat man..and his dress sense is first class.
Love you daddy my best friend and my Hero,continue to Rest in the bosom if the Lord..Miss you

Waoooooo. Am loving this♍‎​Ɣ twins will land in a couple of weeks and we have name already 4 them ...
Two girls Zara and Zane(chidiuso and chiasoka)
As 4 ♍‎​Ɣ boy when ever he arrive we will name him.. Zikora igbo name and Jaden . English name

Igbo bu Igbo Mma mma nu ooo..Ka chi folu Afor fote Nkwo oooo.
Ya gazie ooo.ebe obuna onye no agba mbo,Chukwu abia ma dube ya ooo.ndu nwokwe,ndu nwanyi ooo,Ife ga eli anyi abiana mana nke anyi ga eli bia ooooo

Oseburuwa nekwa umu igbo ebe obuna ha no,dubekwa ma chekwaba anyi oooo
Igbooo Kwezue nu ooooooo..

O n'enye m obi anuli na abu m onye igbo,malu asu ma na edekwa igbo...Asusu anyi ga adika echi ooooooo,umu umu anyi ga echekaba asusu na ome na ala igbo......Mma mma nu oooooo

jumsnarol: Mummys in the house pls i need to know if its alright that my 29months old boy is yet to speak. He can hardly get a word through talk let of a sentence. I think he only says about 3 recognisable word for now. Should i be worried? Most of his age mates are already talking well, although i know children develop at different rates but for a 29 months old not to say much ! Pls i nid to know if there is anyone with similar experience.

You dont need to be worried my dear,i have a nephew that started talking at the age of 4,we were worried initially but were meant to understand that children especially first child a times have delay speech because they don't have other children to play with.the boy is now a talkative...lol, don't worry you baby will speak.

Sooo sorry,i just want you to know that Nigerian banks are not fully matured for all this internet banking and online stuff,i will advice you to get a lawyer that knows what he is doing and sue their ASS.... after which you close the account...

This is a clear case of insider job,since you said you didn't update your account info online.My dear NL,we have to be wise and educate our friends and family to be alert especially those outside the country.

I was a banker and will tell you the truth,some of these IT guys in head offices are big time corporate thieves,so also some head of operations.They have syndicates that they provide with customer's info especially for customers abroad and deceased customer's or some customer that have not withdrawn from the account for years.They carry out most of this there fraudulent act on weekends because they sometimes need to do some maintenance work on weekends.they will use the opportunity to move customer's money and inform their partner's in crime.Our IT department was dissolve and everybody there was sent home because of incessant ATM and online fraud.Could you believe that a fraudster that works with IT guy went and open 3 different account in different branches with fake information and uses the ATM card to withdraw 14m in a day,on a Saturday,10 different bank ATM,to the extent that in one of the branch,he finishes the money in their ATM.the funniest thing is that he opened the account with 2k each,and the withdrawals was not showing on the account if you query the account statement,after serious investigation,they find out that the card issued to the customer was credit card not debit card and that somebody supply the thief with code he uses to operate,that was how the IT dept was dissolve and even the account officer was affected because he didn't do proper KYC. If you have worked in control dept,you go fear some of your colleagues.

What some of them do is to be checking customers account that has huge balance and less activity.There is a case that was on in my former branch before i left the HOP transfer customer's N17m to his wife account in Sterling bank and use the money to establish a BDC because the owner of the money is abroad and the account has been dormant for close to 4yrs,but luck ran out of him when the customer suddenly surface and want to make withdrawal,he try to frustrate the customer by delaying him and buying time to know if he will pay back the money and the customer suspect and went to another branch to query his account and was told that he has a balance of 15k,and that was where his wahala starts.

We have to be very careful because some of this guys live above their means and will always want to show off.

jennykadry: I am with uju on this. You married a man thinking he was bill gate. You slept with him without a condom and got pregnant. You went ahead and married him even when you had no feelings for him?

The dude is right, you thought you were going to eat money you did not look before you leaped.

Why did you act like some desperate old hag? oh all your friends were getting married you sef wanted to do same?

Abeg carry ya cross small. Nansense upon ingredients

Easy gurl cos nobody knows tomorrow,what she need is advice not insult..we all make mistakes

I love banga soup die,am a confirm Igbo girl but anytime i visit my uncle at Ugheli,If not banga with starch and correct fresh fish you never start and my Aunt is a super cook...Miss them all..Urohobo WAADOOOO,then Kilishi with enough onions.....Hmmmmmmmm

Plz give him/her panda paracetamol before and after immunization.There is nothing to worry about,it is just normal after immunization..

mollytinrox: Dearest Op,
Please do not hurt her. In fact, I think you should reciprocate too. You just might find that you love her much more than the woman in your house. Who knows? If you had waited, she just might have been married to you in your wife's stead. Opportunities like this are very rare, and if you pass up on this one, you may never find anyone to love you like she does again.

On the other hand, just chop and clean mouth, no strings attached. That way, you'd have had your own fun, and she may get bored. Either way, I think you should really cleave to this girl o. Very few girls will just love you from conversations you've had, I tell you.

Please love her back.


Yours,
Me.
#somedudesbelikethemgotnobraininthislifetime

Hope you will advice same to your sister's husband??

Tell her to park well....No need of bordering yourself if this will make her feel bad,just be mature.PERIOD

SLIDE waxie: After baby don form finsh, u still want to dey open ur big vajina for todger?

Small time u go say u born son with two heads!
All parts of the body don form finish, make he come deposit another head or wetin?

Besides, if he pounds too hard and pound the baby's head commot(u realise e go still dey soft), u go say na one witch wey dey ur village dey do u if u come born pickin without head!

Or d baby dey swallow all d extra sperm, and wen he old, he go dey vomit them back, u go say d baby is allegic to cold dts why mucus dey come out of his nose!

BIG TOTO, mind urself!!

Shaaaaraaaap if you don't have any advice to offer....Mpama