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moneymaniyke143:
I don nearly piss for body

Is that your teeth?

Samfloxin:
They used it on someone I know and they succeeded

Eyaa

Many years ago when Nokia was the king of mobile phone, I went to St Michaels, Aba to get myself a phone. I actually had a phone in mind. When I got there these guys convinced me to buy another phone. The said the name is Tecno Nokia. That was the first time I heard of Tecno. They told me a lot of things the phone could do that Nokia could not. Along the line I even forget that browsing was the main reason I wanted to buy another phone as the java phone I was using started hanging.

In the end I bought the "Tecno Nokia" slightly cheaper than the Nokia I had in mind. While inside the bus going home I decided to enjoy my phone. Lo and behold the phone couldn't browse. The only thing good about it was the loud speaker and the small memory card it came with.

Right there in the bus I started looking for a buyer. I sold it that night at slightly above half the amount I bought it. I will never forget TECNO NOKIA. Aba boys I greet o

libertyfather:
Oh boi you dey try ooo, nah only you dey experience all this parol? Num 3 still dey

I'm their regular customer both online and offline

fman:
U r smart.
U wasted their airtime
Kudos..
They think say them wise...
All of them na Mumu boys

I do it a lot with those ones that claim they're from my bank. If I pick the call and discover that it's them, I'll put the phone in my pocket without cutting the call

apostle96:
[i][/i][img][/img] [img][/img] if you are not wise ehn...o.y.o is your case

My brother, street is NEPA if you're not careful it will shock you

Northerners are politically smart. Unfortunately it doesn't reflect in their economy

The cost of diesel alone is capable of grounding any manufacturing plant

Number 3

When I was riding Keke, I met this guy at fire service round about, Owerri. It was around 8 pm. He told me to take him to Young Shall Grow park to pick something, take him to his home and drop him and finally take him to office. According to him, he is a hotel manager. We got to the park, he went in and came out shortly with a Nigerian passport. He said he is planning to travel and all those long stories. We got to a street in Amakohia, inside the street he asked me to give him like 3k, he forgot the wife asked him to buy drug for their child, when we get to the office he will give me. I gave him 2k. We stopped close to a shop and he went in. Shortly he came out. After some poles he asked me to stop. He went into the compound to drop those things so that I will take him to office. Up till today he hasn't come out of the compound. When I entered the compound I discovered that it was like hostel with numerous flats and the fence at the back was broken. I count my losses and moved on.

Number 4.
I won't narrate any particular story here. But I want you all to know that majority of people in Telegram and Facebook are scammers. So always be vigilant.

At this age it is sacrilegious for you to fall for those callers from your bank telling you stories about your pin and what not.

Beware of those jumia and konga adverts you see on Facebook. I mean real sponsored ads on Facebook mostly about black Friday and other suspicious discounts.

If you're a guy, be wary whenever a beautiful girl initial a conversation with you on social media.

Be wary whenever a white man or woman initiates a conversation with you.

Be wary whenever a girl asks you to send her transport fare to come and see you while she is not a hookup girl.


I have numerous experiences with scammers. But these are the ones I can type at the moment. Maybe later I will type more

Number 2
I received a call to come and check a site. The picture of the building and location were sent, we booked appointment. That fateful morning I went to the location we agreed on. The guy met me few minutes later and took me to the supposed house of the uncle of the owner of the house; he was supposed to give us the key to the property.

In his house he ushered us in and started to ask me some few normal questions, like little interview. Along the line a guy, very huge and muscular, came inside where we were sitting. He was carrying a black nylon bag. Not minding that we were talking before he came, he went straight to the house owner and gave him the nylon and told him that he is the owner of that goods....

In summary, the huge guy supposedly deals on contraband. The brother of this house owner is a top custom officer. This huge boy was transporting a contraband when he was arrested by custom officers. This top custom officer was going for weekend when he saw the young man crying at the back of their (custom) van. He was moved to find out why he was crying. On learning that he is Igbo was Anambra, he intervened and those guys now accepted 200k. Meanwhile the guy had only 100k but his brother is a luxury driver; he should bail him out. So the top custom officer completed the money for him and now took him to the transport company where the brother works, eventually contrary to earlier plan, he had now loaded to Lagos. It was night so the top custom officer has to carry the goods home pending when the boy would bring his money and carry his goods.

The boy didn't come throughout the weekend so the top custom officer left the goods and message with this his uncle whom we are staying in his house.

Now the twist. The guy didn't come with complete money as agreed. So this uncle said he won't release the goods. He came with 70k as I and the agent that brought me were made to understand. This guy lamented how his grandma fell inside well and all the expenses they incurred. This uncle said the only thing he would do is to share whatever it was that is inside the container into two.

Long story short, that box is filled with specimen used to produce cash. He opened the box, brought out few pieces, brought out some chemicals, put them in a bucket of water and washed the paper. It was 1000 naira notes. He said there are 1 million pieces inside that box.

Now this uncle and this agent said they were interested. After all said and done, 5milion naira chemical was needed to wash the whole container or 2.5 for half. We are to contribute money and after washing we will have our share. But we must take blood oath so that no one will betray each other.

I accepted. But I told them I had to call my workers and tell them not to wait for me again because I was supposed to take them to a site that morning. I faked a call and went outside. From there I japa

Number 1

I went to deliver material at Njaba, Imo state. On my way back I received a call. The contact is not stored on my phone and I'm not familiar with the Truecaller name but the guy made me to understand that he met me when he came to buy material in our company sometime ago. Now he started his story:

He is an engineer and was transferred to Kaduna. There he met an old friend who serves one wealthy business man. This his friend has gathered a lot of money over the years and now wants to buy land in Kaduna. So he had to advise this his friend that it was better to buy the land in the East because no one knows tomorrow. On that premise he decided to contact me as someone who can use my connection to help them get land in Owerri. They need two or three plots in a good location with a budget of 20 to 25 million. I said no problem, call me back in 5 days.

Five days later he called and I told him I've seen. A three plot for 22 million and two plots for 28 million (NB. I didn't do anything, I know it was all fraud but I just wanted to see to the end). He now said he will give me the friend's number so that we can communicate directly. I told him to give him my own number instead. (I wasn't ready to spend a dime on call credit).

To cut the long story short, arrangements were made. Being that he was under somebody, the money has to be moved discretely in cash. So he will wait till Oga closes for work then he will put the money in a fridge, lock it and then waybill it. He sent me the driver's number and the waybill number.

The following morning I got a call from the supposed driver. He said he is at Okene that custom people stopped them and are searching everything in the van. They had opened the carton of the fridge but there's a lock so they want to break the padlock to know what's inside. I asked him to call the person that gave him the waybill and he told me that the number was switched off, I confirmed it too. So I now asked what could be done he said I should talk with the custom officers.

He gave his phone to the supposed custom people and they told me they needed to know why there's a padlock on a new fridge or otherwise I should settle with 500k. I smiled. But I bargained anyway until they accepted 50k. I asked the driver to send me his account number he refused. I asked the custom officer for their account number they refused. Instead they said there's a POS operator nearby that they will get her account number. I said ok. They sent the account number and I told them I would have to go to a POS to do the transaction. When I posted them till around midday they stopped calling till this day. So they would have taken my 50k just like that.

RexTramadol1:
So much for saying nothing, they speak same English and just to show their difference, they added slight differences… today, the UK respects them cos they’ve gone beyond bitterness.


The Oval Office had a moving procession on the Queen’s passing.


Hate will take us nowhere please, let’s be successful as a nation first, we can even pull out of the commonwealth and they will be trying to form attachment

Which other language were they supposed to speak? How old is America and it's history?

Heathrow44:
In the UN charter before 1945 they don't recognize ethnic groups but people, ethnic groups can't form a new nation, it was a treaty with signatories from all over d world, no absorption of nations by" ethnic groups" is allowed

If we want to define "ethnic group " you will become confused, so let's leave it. However, ethnic group and nation are both synonyms of tribe. In Europe most of the countries have some common history, culture and language. Those are attributes of tribe. There's nothing wrong if Yorubas, although a tribe, becomes a nation; a country. Why should you have parts of Hausa in Nigeria, Cameroon and Nigel while they can become one country?

RexTramadol1:
Well, you’re what you define yourself to be.


Americans communicate in same, they don’t see themselves as conquered.



If Nigeria had been a thriving nation, this wouldn’t even be up for discussion.

Sit down and find out who and who make up American population and tell me what their native language ought to be

zionstaar75:
are they the ones that asked abacha to steal 5billion?atiku to be a billionaire with gce certificate (that's the only legitimate certificate he has,he bought others)asked tinubu to turn himself to lagos landlord when he's from iragbijiand lastly Peter obi to enter university with the o level photocopy attached? Africa is her own biggest problem not the Queen.alot of commonwealth nations are doing very well.this lady is Simon ekpa's girlfriend,senseless and full of bile.Nigeria is a country that loves mediocrity and that's why we're here.the university should fire her asap

You lack knowledge. I won't say more

olakan22:
And it was the queen who began to rule in 1952 that started slave trade?
What are you people saying sef

I wrote "the queen and her family"

yom2:
OK if u know all these its not late to reverse d damages or are they still thinking for u and tied u with ropes?

It seems you don't get the message

spencekat:
No, continue,don't be weary.

The larger African population are illiterates, typing long episode for such population is a fruitless endeavor. Only a slave who attempts to make a move would know that he is in chains

Exmilitant:
don't forget to add;
They were the Aros haunting the hinterlands of Alaigbo kidnapping women and children and selling them off to "buyers" via Calabar river.

Confused tribe!

The same thing the Aros did for the whites against the fellows is the same thing you do today supporting corrupt politicians at the detriment of your people. Go and learn about power play

Regie2bless:
please don't blame the Europeans for our woes, the same Britain colonise Canada and USA but see the development going on there, in terms of the slave trade, please don't blame Britain. Blame the Kings and chief back then who was so greedy to trade off their subjects for a piece of mirror and cutlery. The same greediness is still holding Africa to ransom especially Nigeria, where a politician will scoop all d money ment for development in to his pocket. Is such a shame dat a professor should know better instead of fooling herself around.

You don't really understand. The composition of USA during and after colonialism is different from that of Africa. America was made up of people from all parts of the world including Europe, Asia and Africa. America had a large population that was already familiar with British tricks . That cannot be said of Africa. They took us unawares

RexTramadol1:
Mr History, the language you typed now was invented by you I suppose.

Whenever I communicate in English I see myself as a conquered man. Every Nigerian speaking English as a lingua franca is a conquered man

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Yes they did all of these but playing the victim card every single time is not going to rectify anything or reunite the families torn apart nor turn back the hands of time. The Chinese were colonized too and you don’t see them b!tching about it and blaming everything on colonizers but rather building ties and their economy while all we do is blame blame blame. Okay we have heard her complain and felt her pain. Oya what next? Omo. We need to stop abeg.

You can't talk about solution without understanding the problem. Don't forget, china was never officially colonized by any country. That's why you speak English as a Nigerian while a Chinese speak Chinese

DollarSigns:
But the queen is the reason you own a phone and can type this classless opinion of yours
Otherwise, you’d be a peasant/bushman/nomad etc
The black man has always been very ungrateful, greedy but quick to blame his misfortunes on others that’s why he was ever ready to sell his kin just because he wanted the white man’s money

Don't be naive, man. Neither iphone, nor Samsung, nor Huawei come from Europe. Civilization didn't start in Europe. If not that they truncated our development, Africa should have been more advanced than Europe.

You can never be a good history student and not share the same sentiment with this woman. Queen Elizabeth and her family have committed unprecedented evil against humanity. I can't even begin to type the kind of damage they have done to world.

Is it the destruction and the disorientation of African people and their culture? Africa was self sufficient until they came with slave trade wherein they adopted and exported our young main overseas. When they embarked on industrial revolution, they made sure that they replace our food crop production with cash crop production. This singular act ruined Africa.

They brought fake religion that severed Africans from their ancestors thereby making them to lose their history and identity. They made us believe that all our actions are sin; we need a Jesus to justify our sinful nature. Accepting Jesus won't stop us from sinning, but out sins would now be forgiven. Crazy if you ask me!

They drew up the map of the world with blood, cutting families away from each other and joining strangers together. They extol nationalism but condemn tribalism. For goodness sake, tribe is to Africa what nation is to Europeans.

They give freedom to their own on request but suppress any voice of freedom in Africa.

They imposed strange political and education system on us that would never help in addressing our peculiar challenges.

I'm tired of typing

I will only spend more than 150k if I'm buying my dream galaxy S21 ultra

Job in one man business is as good as being jobless. But the accountant has learnt an invaluable lesson that will help him for live

I blocked one today. We agreed to see this evening. I called her in the afternoon she was sleeping, I told her to call me when she wakes up. About 1 hour later I saw her online. She neither called me nor sent me a any message. Around 8 she told me that something came up that we should leave it next time. I told her there won't be next time. I deleted her contact instantly and blocked her on Facebook.

Once you start taking me for granted I feel insulted and I cut ties. How can you miss my call and don't call back? How can we have appointment and you cancel it without telling me? How can you read my messages without replying even at a later time and yet you won't give me a reason?

I no trust country where only women dey rule.

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Bilabong:
Because u dey carry my d go fvuk?

You mustn't fvck to be given wrong result.

Bilabong:
That one na ur concern.

One day e go concern you