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There are many people across the internet parading themselves as affiliate marketing experts asking people to sign up for their tutorial. Based on my many experiences on the internet, over 90% of them are novice who just copy anything from internet and paste for you and call it teaching; they have little idea of what they're copying and pasting but only interested in collecting your money. Please avoid this thread if you're such a person.

If there is any genuine thread on NAIRALAND on affiliate marketing, someone should please direct me. I equally welcome a private coach/teacher/guardian that will charge me a token so long as he/she is grounded enough. Please tell me how to contact you if you're such person.

I'll equally suggest that someone starts a new thread to help others who desire to learn

Ok

At least they listened

Ok na

I want to start creating controversial video content that would attract a lot of followers. The end game is monetization. As a Nigerian living in Nigeria, which among these three popular platforms would recommend and why?

A very smart comment. But I'll advise PO to refrain from talking about issues bothering on IPOB during this campaign. He should equally talk less; he talks too much

It is well

What a comedy nation!!!

Only PMS has subsidy o, what if diesel and kerosene were subsidized?

Now I understand the joke. I recharge 5k on my SIM 1 every month so they want me to be recharging double of it. On my SIM 2 I recharge smaller amount at no regular pattern so they want me to up the recharge too to 5k

Olasyke:
how much do you owe?

I rather borrow from somebody to recharge than borrow from MTN

Zonefree:
MTN don dey run Ponzi

Real ponzi

Just imagine

yommen:
Guy, go si don abeg! Are there not activities of creativities and inventions in the Bible? Massive structures were built in the Bible. Noah built a ship that withstood a flood that supposedly cover the surface of the earth. That no be science? And of course, man was made in the creative image of God and received a breath of life. May be you should try read the Bible cover to cover.

Noah supposedly built a gigantic arch relying on the instructions from God. Why don't you lots rely on instructions from God and bring a cure to malaria, cancer and HIV?

ArcSEMPECJ:
Can you tell me why IDENTICAL TWINS that were born the same day can never die the same DAY

Or why two people born the same day, month and year , can never die the same day, month and year??

What do you know?.......you lack knowledge and understanding of the existentiality of God ......Mr man...

God is not a magician pls.......he doesn't do what will please you......

Have you asked yourself why two people with the same sickness diagnosed on them, the same medical treatment, the same Care unit.....but one died and the other lives??

You should start by telling me why we have rich, poor, sick, healthy, tall, short, ugly, beautiful, wicked, kind people among both worshippers and non worshippers.

Tell me why accident, war, famine, etc doesn't discriminate...

kingxsamz:
Do you know why Pastors don't perform miracles on people who have lost body parts?
That's because they know prayers don't work.
Nobody wants to fall their hand. So they do "miracles" that one wouldn't be able to verify.

Do you know why pastors do miracles in churches and not hospitals? Because real sick people in hospitals while actors are in churches

It's laughable that you all pray a lot yet when you're sick, you turn to doctors who rely on science.

You use sound system made by science in your places of worship.

Your place of worship is a product of science and technology.

The car you drive in to and fro your worship center is a product of science

You put on a cloth made from science

You still drop offering of cash made by science

Yet prayer has NEVER solved any single problem of yours.

Humans created gods. Gods should worship humans not the other way round.

Some even kill for their gods. Like wtf?

You feed your god with worship and praises, fight for him, build worship center for him yet turn to science for your own problems.

moneymaniyke143:
I don nearly piss for body

Is that your teeth?

Samfloxin:
They used it on someone I know and they succeeded

Eyaa

Many years ago when Nokia was the king of mobile phone, I went to St Michaels, Aba to get myself a phone. I actually had a phone in mind. When I got there these guys convinced me to buy another phone. The said the name is Tecno Nokia. That was the first time I heard of Tecno. They told me a lot of things the phone could do that Nokia could not. Along the line I even forget that browsing was the main reason I wanted to buy another phone as the java phone I was using started hanging.

In the end I bought the "Tecno Nokia" slightly cheaper than the Nokia I had in mind. While inside the bus going home I decided to enjoy my phone. Lo and behold the phone couldn't browse. The only thing good about it was the loud speaker and the small memory card it came with.

Right there in the bus I started looking for a buyer. I sold it that night at slightly above half the amount I bought it. I will never forget TECNO NOKIA. Aba boys I greet o

libertyfather:
Oh boi you dey try ooo, nah only you dey experience all this parol? Num 3 still dey

I'm their regular customer both online and offline

fman:
U r smart.
U wasted their airtime
Kudos..
They think say them wise...
All of them na Mumu boys

I do it a lot with those ones that claim they're from my bank. If I pick the call and discover that it's them, I'll put the phone in my pocket without cutting the call

apostle96:
[i][/i][img][/img] [img][/img] if you are not wise ehn...o.y.o is your case

My brother, street is NEPA if you're not careful it will shock you

Northerners are politically smart. Unfortunately it doesn't reflect in their economy

The cost of diesel alone is capable of grounding any manufacturing plant

Number 3

When I was riding Keke, I met this guy at fire service round about, Owerri. It was around 8 pm. He told me to take him to Young Shall Grow park to pick something, take him to his home and drop him and finally take him to office. According to him, he is a hotel manager. We got to the park, he went in and came out shortly with a Nigerian passport. He said he is planning to travel and all those long stories. We got to a street in Amakohia, inside the street he asked me to give him like 3k, he forgot the wife asked him to buy drug for their child, when we get to the office he will give me. I gave him 2k. We stopped close to a shop and he went in. Shortly he came out. After some poles he asked me to stop. He went into the compound to drop those things so that I will take him to office. Up till today he hasn't come out of the compound. When I entered the compound I discovered that it was like hostel with numerous flats and the fence at the back was broken. I count my losses and moved on.

Number 4.
I won't narrate any particular story here. But I want you all to know that majority of people in Telegram and Facebook are scammers. So always be vigilant.

At this age it is sacrilegious for you to fall for those callers from your bank telling you stories about your pin and what not.

Beware of those jumia and konga adverts you see on Facebook. I mean real sponsored ads on Facebook mostly about black Friday and other suspicious discounts.

If you're a guy, be wary whenever a beautiful girl initial a conversation with you on social media.

Be wary whenever a white man or woman initiates a conversation with you.

Be wary whenever a girl asks you to send her transport fare to come and see you while she is not a hookup girl.


I have numerous experiences with scammers. But these are the ones I can type at the moment. Maybe later I will type more

Number 2
I received a call to come and check a site. The picture of the building and location were sent, we booked appointment. That fateful morning I went to the location we agreed on. The guy met me few minutes later and took me to the supposed house of the uncle of the owner of the house; he was supposed to give us the key to the property.

In his house he ushered us in and started to ask me some few normal questions, like little interview. Along the line a guy, very huge and muscular, came inside where we were sitting. He was carrying a black nylon bag. Not minding that we were talking before he came, he went straight to the house owner and gave him the nylon and told him that he is the owner of that goods....

In summary, the huge guy supposedly deals on contraband. The brother of this house owner is a top custom officer. This huge boy was transporting a contraband when he was arrested by custom officers. This top custom officer was going for weekend when he saw the young man crying at the back of their (custom) van. He was moved to find out why he was crying. On learning that he is Igbo was Anambra, he intervened and those guys now accepted 200k. Meanwhile the guy had only 100k but his brother is a luxury driver; he should bail him out. So the top custom officer completed the money for him and now took him to the transport company where the brother works, eventually contrary to earlier plan, he had now loaded to Lagos. It was night so the top custom officer has to carry the goods home pending when the boy would bring his money and carry his goods.

The boy didn't come throughout the weekend so the top custom officer left the goods and message with this his uncle whom we are staying in his house.

Now the twist. The guy didn't come with complete money as agreed. So this uncle said he won't release the goods. He came with 70k as I and the agent that brought me were made to understand. This guy lamented how his grandma fell inside well and all the expenses they incurred. This uncle said the only thing he would do is to share whatever it was that is inside the container into two.

Long story short, that box is filled with specimen used to produce cash. He opened the box, brought out few pieces, brought out some chemicals, put them in a bucket of water and washed the paper. It was 1000 naira notes. He said there are 1 million pieces inside that box.

Now this uncle and this agent said they were interested. After all said and done, 5milion naira chemical was needed to wash the whole container or 2.5 for half. We are to contribute money and after washing we will have our share. But we must take blood oath so that no one will betray each other.

I accepted. But I told them I had to call my workers and tell them not to wait for me again because I was supposed to take them to a site that morning. I faked a call and went outside. From there I japa