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A particular candidate has won in 98% of the polls. Deep down in your heart you already know that he'll still win this one. If you doubt me let's stake 100k. PO...

SLAP44:
Modification, I reserved the space when I opened thread.

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SLAP44:
8 AM

Traffic filling up the junction

Everywhere is peaceful and normal

How can you post 8am picture by 7:21?

holysaint1:
Very neat samsung galaxy S10+ for sale
Battery working as new
128gb storage 8gb ram

Location: Lagos

Only selling because i have 2 (big) phones and i currently need some money to solve some pressing issues.

Price: 145k (slightly negotiable)

08087346987 (WA only).

I'll pay 120
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They don price market, it's time to buy

Maysdevices:
I feel so lucky that you replied me.

I just gambled and won $20,000 with the luck your reply brought into my life.

All thanks to sit at home. Congratulations

Story for the gods

Maysdevices:
What are you even talking about? Do you smoke crack or what?

I wrote something else about women, you ignored the whole thing and singled out grammatical errors like that has anything to with the conversation.

I pointed out that you made grammatical errors too so what your point? Only for you to send me this trash.

Omo. Go about your day Abeg, I no get time to dey engage kids.

You're very lucky I'm replying you. To begin, I wrote that "the simple fact that we have refused to talk about is that women are sex objects", you attacked me that I was generalizing. In that attack, you equally committed the same blunder of generalization by saying "...Why can’t you men type without generalizing?" Is it true that All men generalize, including your father?

Dhefjud:
Are we living in the old? Are you obeying moses words or are you obeying Jesus's words?

Pleases go and read the new testament. God is all about Love and and full of Mercies and compassion. That is why you're still breathing despite insulting Him.

Malachi 3:6 says that God does not change. There's no God of new testament and God of old testament. God is God. We learn about the personality and character of God better in the old testament because most of the prophets heard directly from God. Unlike the new testament where non of the authors ever heard from God apart from, maybe, John

Maysdevices:
Go school, you refuse is correct grammar?


Stop making a fool of yourself; you’re a grown man.

Every single error I've committed, you done it. Every single thing you accuse me of, you've done it. Don't start what you'll run away from

Dhefjud:
Trust me bro....you really need help. You lack wisdom and understanding. Hence you
won't write this trash about Almighty God, your creator.

Why blame Him about the killings, in His words through Jesus Christ, did he ask anyone to kill?

You're writing about abject poverty. Mehn this world is not your home. Everything here on earth is vanity. We are here on a visit. Devil is the ruler of this world. He even tempted Jesus with the riches of this earth. Heaven is the goal. After life here on earth we enter the permanent life.

You think there is no God? Explain the forces that exist in this life, jazz, witchcraft and all. Bros as en play en de show eh.

You feed which God? Bros, naked and empty handed you came to this temporal life with. Naked and empty handed you will also leave. We all harness the resources God have put inside this ground for us to enjoy.

The devil has blindfolded many into believing that there is no God. He is using the media to do this on daily basis.

Bros, trust me God is real, heaven is real. Jesus is the only way. By their fruits we shall know them. His work and words shows goodness to its brim.

OPEN YOUR EYES BROTHERLY TO SEE THE REALITY...

The bible is filled with commands to kill. God even commanded the Israelites to kill every living soul in a certain city. Read your bible you refuse

Maysdevices:
Why do you generalize like a kid?


Is your mother a sex object?
Is your sister a sex object?
Are your female friends sex objects?
Is your pastors wife a sex objects?
Are nuns sex objects?

Why can’t you men type without generalizing women because of the prostitutes your eyes can never stop looking at?

Are you blind to modest women because you can’t stop staring at breasts?

A woman will come and type ‘All Nigerian men are criminals’ (Which is very true)

I’m pretty sure you will start convulsing to exclude yourself.

Wait 3seconds and think before you type anything next time.

Go school, you refuse.

TheMaterialist:
You can say most women, but not all women.

There are exceptions.

But decent women nowadays are as rare as
Black Swans, but they do exist.

So please try not to generalize.

You're right

Fame1309:
That doesn't means that there is no supreme being? guide ur autrances,we are nothing,but pencil in the hands of the creator.

Or what? You threaten me? Or at worst you kill me in the name of your deity? Can't you allow your deity to take action for once? Can't he show his strength for once?

We read in the bible that he once destroyed the whole world during the flood of Noah's day. He equally rained down fire and sulphur on the people of Sodom and Gomorrah. But he has never for once directed anyone on how to produce ordinary paracetamol to cure headache.

The simple fact that we have refused to talk about is that women are sex objects. Day by day they keep proving it. Their body is their only asset. All their investment is on their body. Give a woman 1 million naira, 900k will go to her body. To what end? To make her more attractive to men

Richy4:

There's this song I used to hear in Radio Rivers2.. as a kid... I have zero idea of what the lyrics was talking about but I like the sound back then... I heard the song yesterday..I jumped..It is "Living Next to Alice"... Have you heard that song before?..

Yea. Song by the smokie band. A very captivating song

Visitors whose permanent abode is heaven, are making frantic effort to invest in a temporary abode that will be destroyed by fire. Are these people not ashamed l?

These people should be praying to God everyday to kill them so that they'll go and occupy their mansions in heaven. How many lands did Jesus acquire?

Shame!!! People have killed millions of people and destroyed properties worth billions and fought wars in the name of God. In the other hand, no God has deemed it fit to help humans solve any of their problems. No God has helped humans fight abject poverty, sickness and death.

It is obvious that all gods will die once humans stop catering for them. Humans feed them with worship. Humans fight for them. Humans still use their scarce resources to build them worship center. Of what use is any God to humans?

The one that killed for Mohammed killed in vain. The one that died for Jesus died in vain

Dolly parton, Celine Dion, Don Williams and Lucky Dube are my MOST favorites

My problem with you guys is that you cook up what you feel should be a standard, brand it in the name of God and push it down the throat of the gullible ones who believe you

Asoebi rally

Mr Gideon
Mr Gideon was the most promiscuous lecturer I've ever seen. He was teaching a G.S. course. I can't remember the course title, but I think it is Family Health and Emerging Issues or something of that nature. But this man turned the course to sex education. Who are you to miss mr Gideon's class? If you're a man you can never attend his lecture without having erection. If you're a girl you must wet your undies if you attend his lecture.

Mr Gideon's course is not a course you can fail. If you can't pass through what you wrote, you pass through sorting. Many of the things I know today are things I learnt in Mr Gideon's class, things like how to calculate safe periods in women, withdrawal method, gender selection during while taking in etc.

Mr Gideon's English is not great, but his teaching is. That's why even after about 15 years, I still remember some of the things he taught.


Mr Frank
This man messed up my intelligence. He is a philosophy lecturer. He dropped out from convent where he was training to become a reverend father.

Being born and raised with Christan dogma, I thought I knew enough to defend the existence of a creator. On this very day, Mr Frank was teaching Existentialism and he threw up a challenge about the defense of the existence of God. I accepted the challenge. This man used the Socratic method on me and kept asking me "why" till I started contradicting myself. Since that day I humbled.

My respect for this man became unlimited the day he discussed the epistemology of the term "knowledge" in Igbo language.

Introduction
In this thread, I am going to write extensively about many of the remarkable teachers and lecturers I met during my studentship. It's going to be an exciting series though lengthy.

Background
I attended Government College, Umuahia. Later I studied Economics and Political Science Education in Abia State College of Education Technical, Arochukwu (ASCETA: 2007-2010) and Education, History/International Studies in Alvan Ikoku Federal College of Education, Owerri (AIFCE: 2011-2015).

I am going to write about them in no particular order.

N/B: All the characters in this thread are true but the names are not

Mr Ben
This is one of the most remarkable lecturers I met throughout my undergraduate days. He taught us Economics mathematics (Eco maths). This was the most difficult course we met in the Economics curriculum. Mr Ben happened to be the most, if not the only, qualified person to teach the course in the whole school. If the course is assigned to other lecturers in Economics department, they cleverly skip the mathematical aspect. If it's assigned to lecturers from maths department, they teach pure maths without interpreting it from economics point of view.

Mr Ben had degrees both in Economics and mathematics, but his personality is out of this world. Every year, more than 60% of his students fail the course. Who are you to dare try to sort Mr Ben?

He comes to class around 2 pm when the sun is hotest and would remain in class till night not minding whether or not the students are coping. If you complain he will ask you to use the back door and leave quietly. The problem is not that he doesn't know how to teach, but his teaching method is suitable for advanced maths students not for intermediate economics students.

One fateful day he was teaching Differentiation. He was repeating "keep this constant, differentiate this. Keep this constant, differentiate this" until he slept off while standing...

During exams, he doesn't submit his questions to the department. He set the questions and leave it in his system. On the exam day, he would go to the venue and make sure that everyone is well seated before he goes back to his office, print the questions, photocopy them and bring them to the hall.

Thanks to S.T., a fresh chemical engineering graduate that taught me easier methods of doing matrix and differentiation; that was how I passed through Mr Ben.

Mr Ben has anger issue. He can fight anyone at any place. He fights both students and his fellow lecturers. Just don't step on his nerves. He was once suspended for fighting a lecturer.

One day I was watching him come down from his car while it was raining. He was holding umbrella but never cared to open it till he got to his office. On another occasion, he frantically tried to stop a rolling vehicle that was driven by a learner with his hands

Mr James
This man is dramatic. In Nigerian politics he would play the role of Rochas Okorocha. The most remarkable course he taught us is Political Economy. Mr James is a Marxist. All his arguments and political views are tilted towards Marxism.

The most remarkable thing about Mr James is his teaching method. He is very easy with words and very confident of himself. He doesn't go to class with note whatsoever. He doesn't drag lecture hall with anybody. He can teach even under mango tree. He starts his lecturer the very first day school resumes and administers his first test on the first week of resumption. He completes his course outline on the second week of resumption. He gives his last test on the third week of resumption.

His second tests are normally open test where you're allowed to come with any material of your choice. He gives the questions, go back to his office only to come back for the scripts after the time he gave you must have elapsed. Believe me, if you didn't attend his classes, even if you like come with encyclopedia, you won't pass his test because his questions are unique.

Mr James is very vulgar. Even if you don't remember the exact things he say, you will remember the dirty jokes he cracked.

His questions are difficult to answer if you don't have high IQ. So people started smuggling his question paper. So he devised a new method. After distributing question paper, he will ask you all to disregard the questions and instead write down at the back of the paper a new set of questions he would dictate.

It's a crime to write your name on your answer booklet. Write only your registration number for him. He doesn't want to see your name.

Mr James doesn't like to mark carryover scripts. So after marking and compiling the results, he reaches out to those that failed through his mediator for them to come and sort. So in the end the rate of failure is very minimal. But he can never fail you if you passed. You can hardly get an A in his course too.


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mediclife1987:
We'll still be left behind if we all start from ground zero.

Our cognition isn't genetically wired to engender prosperity...

No, we will not. We were brought down and are still held down. When the force that is holding us down is destroyed, we will get up

When is WW3 starting? Civilization need to be destroyed so every part of the world will have equal opportunity to develop

I don't think it's a big deal. The experience leftists have while driving in Nigeria is the same experience righties have while driving in Europe

If you have the luxury of importing parts from US and the time to wait till they arrive, why not?

NaughtyBrainiac:
Hello Experts,

My mum drove a Toyota carry 1998 for some years. The car developed fault and she has not been driving any car for about 2 years now.

I intend getting her a car very soon. I am hoping and praying I get the complete money in one week.

1. I am sure of the brand I want for her (A Toyota)
2. I am not yet sure whether I should go for a Camry or a Corolla
3. My budget is between 4m and 4.5m because cars are now very expensive
4. I don't want Nigerian used, I want foreign used
5. I checked online and I saw that my budget will be able to afford between 2009 and 2010 Models. I initially wanted a 2013 model but my budget cannot get a foreign used car of that year.

Please advise on whether to settle for a Corolla or Camry

Kindly also give reasons.

In addition, I will appreciate if Car Talk section regulars can suggest the best Expert I can hire to help with inspection in Lagos car ports. I am willing to pay for his services.

Thank you

Your mother, drives in Nigeria... I'll suggest any of RAV4, Honda CR-V, Toyota Highlander. Anyone you can afford from 2007 and above...

Lol!

Nairalanders, complete the following sentence for me:

__________ is the name of the governor that wanted to pay salaries in cash because he stockpiled a lot, but stopped when he realized that EFCC was watching

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maasoap:
Those whose family members were kidnapped and delivered the money to them know the truth

Where Dem see the new currency deliver?