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There's going to be no WWIII. America is not joining the war because, one, Ukraine is not a NATO member yet. Second, America doesn't have significant economic interest in Ukraine.

Russia knows what it's doing. The only country that can dare to use nuclear weapon at the moment is North Korea. This war won't last long before Ukraine is subdued.

So you all should calm down.

Election time is here again. Fuel subsidy will no longer be removed, very soon banditry will disappear, Boko Haram will soon stop bombing, more money in circulation, security will generally improve. After election we will go back to zero

Over 90% of yahoo boys are dumb. The reason many of them succeed is because majority of internet users across the world are super dumb. Smart phones keep getting smarter than the users on daily basis.

Enquiry/Inquiry
Bath/Bathe
Elusive/Illusive

SmellySperm:
Both trying to outsmart each other. The chic thought she met a perfect gentle simp. Nigga is a modafvckin alpha! biich

Lol. Everyone is looking for who to scam

In my opinion...

We live in the age of transactional relationship. For the girls, relationship is all about the money. For the boys, relationship is all about the sex. Whenever a boy gives money to a girl that is not his relative, he expects sex in return.

Girls, if you need loan that you'll pay back later, go to bank. There are commercial banks, microfinance Banks, loan apps etc. Choose the one that best suit your need. If you need financial gift, go to your family. But if you want money from a random person, know what is involved. Nothing goes for nothing. Even God gives his blessings in return for loyalty and worship.

Boys, if you want sex from a girl before giving her money, tell her upfront. If she agrees, fine. Remember, rape carries heavy penalty

I copied the following story from a Facebook page:

I heard a lady complain that a guy asked her out, 3 days after, she had a serious financial need, when she ran to the new boyfriend for an assistance, the young man asked her to meet him up in Guest House, when she arrived, the guy gave her 50k to sort her problem out, thereafter, the guy requested for S****x from the new girlfriend, behold she turned the guy down according to her that it is too early for the guy to demand s***x from her. According to her, the young man immediately demanded she refund back his money, because it is too early for her to ask him for money, eventually she refunded the money and deleted the guys contact!!!!

#Question:

1. Who is right and wrong in this context?

2. Was it too early for the Lady to request for Money?

3. Was it too early for the guy to demand s***x from the lady?
Please be honest in your submission.

Hisbah21:
funny but you are right.. If Nigga is broke let him just hide his face,and get one. simple

Instead, they manage the ones they have. Some boxers,if not disposed, can last for a decade. So when broke, guys will continue to wear the ones they have till they get money, after all they're never under any pressure to change undies unlike women that want to impress...

bmdmix11:
go lagos market for night.

its called bend down select

People dey buy am?

I'm just thinking, is it that men no dey wear remain or what? Or every man is big enough to buy new ones?

Maybe there are where it's being sold, but it's not popular like female undies because I've never seen it before.

Guys, can you buy fairly used (ok) boxers if you see one?

Buy the two

Na headline una go use cause 3rd world war

Ok na

Honda civic or city

In that case the election will be meaningless because most Nigerian youths are not interested in BBN and majority of those that are interested are just spectators; only a handful of youths are actively involved. The few active ones spend a lot of resources mobilizing and making sure people talk about it on social media. And that's where it ends: talking about it on SM

Besides, BBN votes count but INEC votes don't

It's family matter so suit yourself

Celsony:
How about Uber business with ones own Toyota Corollaway car?

Uber has it's own challenges too, but business with a Corolla is not the same as business with keke. Their maintenance isn't the same. If you're projecting a 500,000 kilometers for your Tokumbo Corolla for instance, project 50,000 for your brand new keke

Rubby007:
Lols! Let us laff a bit have u ever had to spoon feed a mechanice for good three days just because u want he to help u fix ur keke?
Ur wife will ask of the keke u will have to lie cuz you yourself can't fathom the fact that u want to fix just ring an its taking a whole week. To potress your point hire purchase now is 1.5million which will take 2 good years to pay up how will that be possible? I don't know o

Some people are here shouting "I Know of a man..." Lol. I've said my own. Experience is the best teacher. Those who still believe in fairytale can go ahead and invest, I'm no more replying their numerous mention.

It's not about the tribe the music originated from, it's about the talent of the musicians. It simply means that Yoruba has more talented musicians in Nigeria

webxpert107:
Man! All this trouble for online transaction card. I guess we should say thank you to GTB and Access bank for not letting us even know such problem exist out there in other banks.

Everything is so instant now adays. Got my access card within minutes of requesting for it... As for GTB, those ones are on another planet, you can practically print out your card yourself at anytime of the day and night.

Maybe GT will be my next bank. But there's something with UBA, their ATM makes withdrawal very easy. Just enter 150k once then stay back and watch it dispense your cash in 20k tranches

Kobicove:
You must be in Enugu

Nope. Owerri

Kobicove:
I have business accounts in both UBA and Keystone Bank including online banking apps...I have never encountered the problems you mentioned here with them

Maybe run Facebook add and try to pay with your keystone card or buy something online with it

SportsHD:
Union bank is still the best. I've been to around ten branches In different cities and the customer care is awesome. No stress whatsoever, most of their users are old people so, the halls are always not so packed. They support online transactions.

Since when I've been transferring, there's nothing like, "money has not entered, maybe network problem".

Needless to say; they're top notch.
That's the Only good thing about buhari. His 20% shares in union bank.

You may be right. Union was my NYSC bank buy I only used it for the alawee and forgot about it thereafter.

Originalsly:
I agree on some points and disagree on others. I agree with buying a used Keke.... either it is already packed with trouble .... or about to be packed with trouble .... expenses to operate. Getting one for short term use ... maybe 6 months.... outcome depends on which of the two was bought. I disagree that Keke cannot be a long term success business. Wouldn't it be if someone buys new keke.... use it for maybe 6 months and selling it off and replacing it before signs of trouble ? .... always having new keke... which attract customers?

Consider the capital and the ROI

soundOsonic:
Sorry o, you ain't lucky bro

Lol. Maybe I don't have patience. I hate getting close to bank hall. With my card and mobile app active, I don't see myself going inside bank, so it was very frustrating for me

Barbiturate:
Try GTB.

There are only two branches of GTB in my entire city. When I was working for one media organization, we used GTB. It wasn't easy

I started banking with Oceanic Bank. Eco Bank inherited us after the merger... Since then I've been a loyal customer of Ecobank till sometime in 2021 when the bank could no longer take care of my business need. I had to open a UBA account. I had a Mastercard and Visa card linked to my UBA. Everything was going fine till something happened and I had to block the two cards. I went to all the five branches of UBA in my city to collect new card, but each time I go, there will be long queue in each of them. I hate long queue.

Now I decided to make Ecobank my primary bank once again. Activating the mobile app on my new phone was a challenge. Doing online transaction with the Verve card was a challenge. I went to two of their branches but nobody had any clue on how I could activate ordinary mobile app. As for their card, I was told they no longer support internet transactions.

I needed to move on so I thought about my next move. I remembered that there are banks that don't have large crowd so I went to a keystone branch, it was like a college library; very quiet. So I requested to open account and then asked how long it will take before they gave me a card. I was told that their machine for printing on card is faulty so it would take up to two weeks. I left because I needed a card desperately.

I went to heritage Bank, they gave me a form, I returned it the next day with all the requirements. I forgot to even ask about the card. After submitting I was told that I will receive my account number in few hours time. That day passed, next day passed, till after one week, no show. I went back to them and as usual, they apologized, but I wasn't taking it so I moved to another keystone branch.

Everything in this branch was smooth. I got my account number and a Mastercard same day. Later in the day I tried to link the card to my add account to no avail. I called their customer care, I was told to wait for 24 working hours. After that no show. I called again and they kept giving me hope until I couldn't have it again then I went back to that branch. That is when they told me that keystone no longer support internet transactions.

I had to return to Heritage. By this time they had sent me the account number but I had not transferred a dime to it. I inquired about their card. They told me it's not instant; I will have to apply and come back in two weeks time because it was already the last week of December. I asked about online transaction, they said their card doesn't support it. I asked why, they said a lot of fraud have been reported, the same thing keystone told me.

At this point I had no option than to go and queue up at UBA. I finally got a UBA Mastercard on the 24th of December. So out of my now four banks, (Eco, keystone, Heritage and UBA) only UBA card supports internet transactions.

UBA app is very poor. It opens only when it likes.
Keystone app is very much reliable when compared with UBA, but I have doubt about it's security; a close observant aquaintance can access it.
Ecobank doesn't have mobile app because you can no longer activate It once you have any cause to change device or delete your old app
I've not installed Heritage app because I now use the account as kolo.

So my people, my UBA card is now a treasure. I don't ever step out of my house with it.

Who else have experienced this type of frustration?

freshalien:
Don’t be stupid like Americans who call football ‘soccer’ and handball ‘football’.

Ok sir

Two penalties within first 8 minutes made Burkina Faso and Cameron outing uninteresting. I hope this one will be different

Annie001:
You are a big fool

Thank you

Why can't you do the class on this thread?

Nawao
But the video didn't show the incident na