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RomanceRe: Reasons You May Not Want To Sleep With A Virgin! by UncleJJ(m): 11:27am On Jun 15, 2012
i think you should convert to mohammedanism, kill yourself then go to heaven and sleep with em virgins
RomanceRe: Do Rich Guys Ever Get Dumped? by UncleJJ(m): 11:09am On Jun 15, 2012
Blasted S.O.B's what you think kim kardashian doing to my black brother Kanye. I think rich guy dont gt dumped cos the girls aint ready to leave no matter how small your d.i.c.k is or how xtra large it is.

Beyonce tricked the jigga man - you think she did it for luv..... its the girls that the fu.ki.ng problem not the guys... if we were left alone - we'd drink, gamble, smoke we.ed and other some proffessional ho.es for time out... you know the girls that r in it for the money and not love.

I prefer spending good money on a se.xy ass mama who leaves in the morning and never calls me..... Hooray for child adoption !!!!

Like snoop said - "we dont love diz oes"
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe: Otedola Confirms Bribe To Lawmakers by UncleJJ(m): 10:23am On Jun 11, 2012
Femi is stupid to blow this up. He could have used this in the future for better things. What make femi think this will change anything. He will now be seen as a snitch and a betrayer. Ths will not help the poor man in any way. Farouk will definately survive this.

Femi, however has a ton shit flying his way, and their will be none to bribe. Chei - orobi's wil always betray ; neva u frgt.
WebmastersRe: Help!!! Facebook Ad Optimization by UncleJJ(m): 2:15pm On Jun 01, 2012
keemax: UncleJJ am still waitng on my feet.
dude, my bad - i really want to help, bt left abj for lag yesday' planned to stay fr d weeknd but turns out i will be here till next week, and i did nt bring my acer' along - so i cant look at this fr now. If ur in lagos , though, u can reach me on 7034331120. Will he till next week. We cud meet - if u stay round lekki area!
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome’s Theory Of Alcoholism And Smoking by UncleJJ(m): 2:01pm On Jun 01, 2012
Sorry.... Tis for penta"cost"-all's. Catholic dnt see smoking and drinking as sin... God turned water into wine... Wine is alchohol.... Ha ha ha !
WebmastersRe: Help!!! Facebook Ad Optimization by UncleJJ(m): 1:21pm On May 30, 2012
Alright - i will check it out on mine and share whatever i find. Anything your looking for in particular$ cool
WebmastersPosting Links To SEOMOZ_ORG PRO WEBMASTER Vdo's by UncleJJ(op): 2:26pm On May 29, 2012
Please give me time. Will post some video bout the penguin thing.
WebmastersRe: .com.ng Vs .ng by UncleJJ(m): 7:00pm On May 28, 2012
.com.ng much better .... what is nigeria.ng / or / nigeria.com.ng --- which make sense pass --- olodo !!
WebmastersRe: Need Tutorials(e-books) On How To Build Website Layouts(temp) Using Photoshop. by UncleJJ(m): 6:53pm On May 28, 2012
Use css-tricks.com video section and youtube.com for references .....look at what i learnt

WebmastersRe: Help!!! Facebook Ad Optimization by UncleJJ(m): 6:44pm On May 28, 2012
You should be looking for nationality and then place of residence. Have you read one penny clicks from simple spencer.
WebmastersRe: What Is Best Way Of Doing A Webcast Service by UncleJJ(m): 6:28pm On May 28, 2012
Why do you want to do a webcast service --- their is a shit load of site that do this for free .... i heard +one got something like that.

But, if you talking bout a webinar - check justin.tv
WebmastersRe: Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Tips by UncleJJ(m): 6:22pm On May 28, 2012
Traffic is no good if it does not convert. Their are places you can get 10K uniques per day but its not worth it. Proper SEO begins with keyword research.
And seo varies - whitehat,blackhat and greyhat.

You guys are still learning tongue I've got a blog doing 40k/month average $1000/month in cash - if you doubt i can show you my traffic logs and a part of my dorm account statement..... wink
CultureRe: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by UncleJJ(m):
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by UncleJJ(m): 10:43pm On May 19, 2012
NIGERIA DON SHAKE TODAY OOOOOH.... CHELSEA ABROMOVICH - CONGRATULATIONS cool cool cool cool cool
BusinessRe: MTN Uganda Loses Billions In mobile Money Scam by UncleJJ(m): 6:23am On Apr 15, 2012
showstopa: No forget billion Ugandan Shillings na like 3 thousand naira as useless as the Naira is o.
You are useless.... cry
CelebritiesRe: “I Cannot Marry An Igbo Man Because They Are Too Nosy – Tonto Dikeh by UncleJJ(m): 8:31am On Apr 04, 2012
IBO BOYS JUST PISSED A SEXY ATTRACTIVE STUBBORN EGOCENTRIC - TONTO DIKEH, WONT DATE YOU NOSEY JEALOUS LOW SELF ESTEEMED SCHNOOKS.

I GUESS THE IGBO MAN'S WEAKNESS IS THE REASON ALL SUCCESFUL IGBO WOMAN HAVE "POSTER" HUSBANDS !!!

HA -- EDO/DELTA MAN NO SEND. AND THATS WHAT TONTO NEEDS - SUPPORT AND NOT A PULL HER DOWN KINDA OF FELLA.

GO AND CONTINUE MARRYING YOUR VILLAGE GIRLS. cool
PhonesRe: No Data Limits On New Mtn Nigeria Simple Surf Internet Subscription Plan by UncleJJ(m): 6:47pm On Apr 03, 2012
[size=25pt]BROKE A.S.S NIGGAS[/size]
BusinessRe: I Have 10k To Invest Online by UncleJJ(m): 3:27pm On Apr 02, 2012
Your Friend is not serious. does he want to learn IM or that aptech stuff. Choose one, cant learn IM with 10k, IM has nothing to do with how much you have but the resource you can access on the internet - without money.

Nigerians cant spend naira on the internet. 10k cant even get him a full fledged stealth PP account. You guys are wasting your time - go back to school and learn.

IM does not produce quick money it takes effort !!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Leader (shekau) Escapes Arrest In Kano •wife Arrested by UncleJJ(m): 12:58am On Mar 06, 2012
Everything that has a begining has an end. If that guy is running - the game is up.

People only run when they r scared cool
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? by UncleJJ(m): 11:22am On Mar 05, 2012
who sell andriod lagos or abuja
BusinessHow Long Does It Take To Recieve A Wire Transfer From The U.s Via Gtb by UncleJJ(op): 10:31pm On Mar 04, 2012
Like the title said, how long would it take to recieve a wire transfer from the states via GTB.

Has nyone waited up to 3 days. cry
TravelRe: Nigerian Passengers Denied Entry Into South Africa by UncleJJ(m): 10:17am On Mar 04, 2012
If you are a south-african and you are reading this. Know that

1- You are a slave, have been a slave and will continue to be a slave till the end of enternity.
2- Your countrymen - the real south africans are nobody's in ur country, all major factors of production are being controlled by the europi-ans.
3- Nigeria no send , you wether you like am or not we go enta.
4- With all your grah grah and constant electricity, stable goferment, my ugly country still ranks no 1 in Africa for the internet.
5- Like, one of my broses said, aids dey kill una. Abi no hospital for s.a
6- No matter, what you say or do - everybody kisses Nigeria's arse one way or the other - even the Amereecains
7- Nigerians are amongst the top achievers and innovator in the globe, how many south-africans have achieved any worthwhile record.

For all the mumu, wey do go S.A for work and hustle or school, you are all mumu . You no fit go america abi britico. Na cmon kuvuki land you wan go learn nonsense.

I LOVE MY DISORGANISED COUNTRY, eventhough its kinda of bleeped. tongue
BusinessRe: Can I Withdraw From My Dorm Acct $100 Bal. ? by UncleJJ(op): 10:24pm On Feb 28, 2012
make i just sit tight cool
BusinessCan I Withdraw From My Dorm Acct $100 Bal. ? by UncleJJ(op): 9:32am On Feb 28, 2012
Please, i heard i can withdraw the 100usd i used to activate my dorm account in GTB, na true?

How do i do this? Thanks.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2 How Ur Phone by UncleJJ(m): 3:58pm On Feb 20, 2012
Just contemplating, the bb9860.


But, from the way boys r talking bout the s ii.

Chei,
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by UncleJJ(m): 6:59am On Feb 16, 2012
thunder fire all of una !!!

IF NIKI MINAJ WERAM UNA GO SAY FASUN,

cry
PhonesRe: 3G Data Reliability - Glo Or MTN? by UncleJJ(m): 9:40pm On Feb 13, 2012
Please, guys stop decieving yourselves at the moment - MTN is the most reliable network in the country. I have got a huawei 3+ mbs modem and downloading maxes @ 350 - 400 depending on various times of the day.

I have used etisalat, glo and airtel. In this country, the internet is ruled by the broadband providers and MTN has the widest coverage for this service.

I travel btw lasgidi - abuja and maiduguri - during transit i am able to check mails and browse comfortably 70% of the time. Yes, mtn has the most expensive tarrif, i guess but if you really use the internet to download movies , torrent, stream on myspace, check emails build websites and do a little internet marketing now and then , the internet must have become a very important part of who u are. If your life is anything like this ur probably using MTN.

I spend 16k a month - which is 10gb a month. My friend uses triple of this, cos he watches p.o.r.n.hub alot. Dont waste your time just use mtn.

Whenever there is service problem try one of the following

- restart ur modem
- refresh ur network using the network settings
- change ur dns between opendns or googledns
- use a proxy like ultrasurf

I also use mtn to rdp to my remote server. Been using mtn for close to 6 months now, and i wont say they dont have issues however if u really wanna use the internet and not just check mail and facebook e.t.c once a while use mtn. No has the coverage or xperience. Maybe etisalat in the future but before they catch up e go hard.  wink
PoliticsRe: Chineke! Boko Haram Live On N T A! by UncleJJ(m): 10:06pm On Feb 07, 2012
Dem don give am injection nah - e must takl kiss

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