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Firstly - Tweety - Ki Chanza wanchan foton -, it terrible, why dont you employ the image on the blog.

secondly- i like submissive women, there sexy, they make me feel like am the guy and your the girl

Men, do this kind of stuff to chicks they find attractive, from the little i read on the blog, the profile thing,

It would make me do a whole lot of stuff for you, but i wont wash your undies ,

Na gaishe KI,

@poster - sound like your scared someone or something will take her away from you , and when that happens what will you do,

Guess, you gotta plan for the future, the only way a man can feel insecure in a relationship is if he does not think he deserves this woman love,

If you have not cheated on her before, great, if you have, then tell her, it will only make the two of you grow closer assuming she love you as deeply as you paint it .

You need to get closer to her heart, in your mind , you are not, and if she's a woman - she must have sensed something is wrong,

I know women love admiration and adoration, what makes it even better is when it comes from someone they have strong feeling for.

It will only make her better and in turn make you better, Seem like your the proverbial guy that marries poor, but when the wife comes into his house, he magically becomes succesful

Do what every, wise-forward thinking man would - protect your investment, get closer,

O.K Let me tell the girls something very few people will share with ya,

1. Men are not really ready to settle down till there 30+ , there are many reasons for this, but just look around, 70% of the guys getting married are 30+

2. Girls keep forgetting the older they grow the lower there value in the eyes of men, its easier for a sixteen year old girl to get a mans attention , a 25 year will have to wear make up, eye shadow, perfume, expose her breast, wear excruciatingly painful high heels e.t.c : All a 16 year old has to do is smile .

3. Girls, should have known by now that love or attraction does not guarantee the stability of a relationship, what does: the two parties must have as the deepest desire in there hearts to make something worthwhile of the short time they will spend together, with this frame of mind couple will find themselves working through difficult times together. They must first act as a unit,

4. Girls Should marry older men. if your 21 there is nothing wrong with marrying a 30 year old guy, see it this way, in his eyes, supposing you take very good care of your skin and bo"obs and A"s"s, still adventurous with s"e"x, he will never look at another girl,

5. Dont forget to learn to cook, i believe women who prepare delicious meals have very little problems finding a man who comes home everyday to you.

When you propose to girl with a ring that means you are "Technically" automatically engaged on the scene if she say's yes.

But, in Nigeria , if @poster is a "Nigerian" like many of us, you do not get engaged without your parents consent, this still apply to spanish and italian girls from what i heard.

How can a girl accept a ring in this country, when her family never evaluate meet the guy .

Is it, true our girl now think they kinda Americans, Rings are for engagement parties and wedding's not when a man ask a girl to marry him.

Read most of the pOv'z, the girls are confused about the cooking issue.

(1). If a girl can truly cook, she will cook for you, girlfriend or girl-friend.

(2). Cooking is something every woman should be proud of, and should learn to see it as one place where she can have advantage over the "other" girl.

(3). If a guy, stayed home till he got a little older. like 20-25 before he got his own place, it would hard for a girl to match his moms cooking cos he would have grown accustomed to very well prepared meals, some even customized to preference

(4). If a girl, i truly have interest in, says she wont cook for me. I would end the relationship immediately, see (1).

My lil sis is 20 yrs old and she cooks several and i mean several dishes- hausa, ibo, yoruba and calabar. You could wake her at 2am and she would be willing to cook. She make's my elder sis egusi taste like ashes,

When a girl can cook, you dont need a pastor or alfa to tell you she is wife material.

Its not like there arent any intelligent men, its just when some of us are around women.

WE PUT ON OUR "I AM MR.STUPID" thinking caps

I seem to like older sexy women , they just seem like they'd be more willing to experiment,

That very important for me, most of this young girls, want normal sex, you know , misionry, doggy , BJ,

Ever banged your friends 32 year old single aunty,

Back to the confidence thing, its not the men, its the culture, we have so accepted western culture , and its affecting our men.

Another would be your relationship with ur mom and sis, believe it or not, it affect the masculine image

You know why businessmen and politician get more girls even if they cant get it up without viagra, RISK Evaluation

These are all distractions.

Dont marry a girl, that does not have a job.

Dont marry a girl that is not close to her family

Dont marry a girl who cannot cook

Dont marry a girl your sister is prettier than

Dont marry a girl, that greets you,  saying whats up or hi,  only good afternoon or similar is acceptable

Dont marry a girl that does not lauugh at your silly jokes

Dont marry a girl that does not challenge you when you do something wrong

Dont marry a girl with many male friends

Dont marry a girl with tatoo's

Dont marry a girl with poor hygiene, she must be very neat and organised

Dont marry a girl that does not buy you stuff.

Dont marry a girl, who does act like something is sweeting her when you are close to her

Dont marry a girl that is not blindly in love with you, this is the only way women love, without conditions

Dont marry a girl who does not call you, flash your line constantly or send you wierd text messages

Dont marry a girl that does try to make you laugh, she has to atleast try,

Dont marry a girl that wont learn  new things.

Dont marry a girl that does not like children or pregnant women

Dont marry a girl that has had more thant two boyfriends two is even too much,  cha cha grade 1 tokunbo girls have had only one boyfriend .


P.S This Girl is Single,

Change ur proxy , baby

Super, thats what am talking about, the website colors are great, the message is clear very professional.

All you need do, is to get someone to actually use the website. This is will help you find mistakes you normally wont see,

So that when my junior ones graduate. They sit down at home,

Shanu

Nah, its not the Mr.Nice guy thing, it the i been nice cos i want you to like me, not because i'm naturally 9ice. ,

Girls date rich nice guy, dont see does guy complaining, how you start a relationship is ver important,

RESPECT IS EVERYTHING,

If you ask me , i dont think you're not been aggressive enough. If she trust you to spend the night with you twice,  there must be a reason.

Or do you think she will shout *uck me daddy do it now,  maybe

Do you sleep on the same bed

Next time she comes try harder but in a smart way,  wine and music always works for me. Try your best to get her to dance and take it from thurr

Make sure the wine's not that N800 crap,  luxury baby, luxury.

And ohh,  jump in the show with her, tell her no funnies,  then you can take it from there,

or talk about sex with her, like ask ,  when we eventually start having sex,  will you like me to go fast or slow,  you get the point , 
paint a picture and unless she's a virgin ,  she will fall for it,

If you do all these and still nothing, tell am sey, you know do again,

I Luv Women ,  they do the destruction themselves

Speaking from a place called my heart: i wish she find's happiness wit this guy.

P.S - Tis reminds me university , all the booty in the world , woof woof, smoking and riding around town with my pals, just enjoying freedom and been a man, we get chicks and loose chicks fast and we never felt this emotional thing - because we was busy living life, , tupac,ja rule, fifty,ashanti, shyne,

I still remember this girl, i really liked, damn she had light skin, smooth light skin, nice tits, fashionable, she always used to greet me properly;;; good morning, good afternoon --- not this hi , whatz up nonsense,

What am trying to explain is that, like cars , girls are different, some are fast, some slow, some big some small, some burn fuel , some save fuel

If you are still alive and have'nt committed suicide , remember , BEER LOVES YOU

1.

shifting the economic base from lagos to, the SE?

: This is very necessary. Lagos is growing to powerful as a state, reducing it's financial muscle the have will keep some matters in check. You can even see it in Westerners attitude towards other Nigerians.

2.

Lagos is the heart beat of the SW (yorubas/edos)

: You speak such words, because of ACN domination of Edo State "yes" - i'm sorry to say you are very wrong, ACN only thrives in Edo State because of the former NLC leader. If Oshiomole decamped to CPC, he would still become the governor.

3.

The British had wanted political power in Nigeria to rest in the hands of northern and western regional politicians

: The British never had any interest in the west policies or ideologies. They simply wanted the North to rule, and they still do.

4.

I see no group that is superior to the Ndigbo in Nigeria.

What are the facts, what do have to prove that the Ndigbo are superior . Why are all Igbo people like this. And you guys want to rule Nigeria, its not possible with this sort of character.

5(i).

Nadanbata: GEJ couldnt have won this election without the backing blessing of the Northern Elite.

: This is for the proud igbo, until you can learn to build trust, credibility and nationalism, you only continue to hope to receive compensations. The only men i deeply respect from the east are the Late Chief Okadigbo and The Present Owelle Rochas Okorocha.

5(ii). Igbo should that no sect in this country is more unified than the Northerner's (whether or not they are IRK or CRK students).

5(iii). If the Igbo must win this election, they must get a candidate with strong western, south-south and northern ties. You need someone that comes from a family which intermarried which different section of the country. This connection will help you more than you can imagine. It will demonstrate the east ability to tolerate so called "foreign and less superior bodies.

5(iv). If there is nothing chance for the above, then just keep doing business and making money- this you are very good at. But, you guys need to move into agriculture, buy land in the north employ the northerner to work for you, this will also make Ndigbo appear more powerful and gracious. Ndigbo should not forget that it is the collective demand from the north,west,south-south and east, that ensure their businesses run profitably .

In light of this Ndigbo, should even be the sect that pushes for peace in Nigeria more than any sect, but they dont. WHY?

6.[quote author=dem_people]Why did Buhari campaign massively in the north but not in the south especially the SE and SS?[/quote]: Low campaign funds, i believe that CPC, does have branches in the south. Secondly - Yours truly's campaign in the north were not targetted to the middle class/educated and upper. Buhari, plan was simple, appear as a messiah to the masses and we have lots of masses in this country.

Google BoltBrowser or UCWEB

Make i talk am for the true inside 4 this matter,

A politician in Nigeria is like a business man, until the cost of becoming an public officer is not bank rolled by bank loans and people pension, there will always be some element of gidi gidi - jigi jigi and jabanjantis, since the time of Fela dem dey,

Please, we have been surviving without there services, lets just have the basic amenities Nigerians dont want much .

Only NEPA and eh eh eh ,

Meanwhile, elections in 30 polling units across 10 out of the 27 local government areas of Borno State have been cancelled.

The affected local government areas are Gwoza, Askira-Uba, Guzamala, Bayo, Kalabalge, Ngala, Damboa, Bama, Kukawa, Gubio, Maiduguri Metropolitan Council, and Kwaya-kusar.

Announcing the results of the just-concluded gubernatorial and House of Assembly elections from their respective areas of assignment, the collation officers complained that massive rigging took place in many polling units.

They told the state collation officer, Professor Abubakar Mustafa, that thugs approached the polling units in question, snatched and escaped with ballot boxes.

They also reported incidents of clashes between thugs sponsored by the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) and the PDP, during which two people lost their lives.

Nigerian Tribune reported that the commissioner of police on election duty in the state, Mr Mike Zuokumor, had earlier confirmed the massive irregularities reported by the collation officers.

Similarly, inconsistencies between figures of registered voters by the INEC and the ones given by many collation officers were noted.

Nigerian Tribune reported that agents of all the political parties that felt cheated refused to sign the results at polling units where rigging allegedly took place.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/front-page-news/21114--inec-disowns-gov-election-result-in-zamfara-youths-protest-result-in-borno

We have songwriters for goodness sakes.

You have to understand, the industry, Nigeria does not have the proper marketing,promoting or reward channels that the yankee & cambridge boys have.

Guitarman is a song writer, so is Asa, you think D'banj writes all his songs.

Anyway, from what i figure, if Nigerian artiste gave more info on their cds you would know how many song they did write.

Wetin man go do ,

I fit to chop beans and bread on a first date with a girl or kuli kuli and garri , it can be possible

but social rules will not let me free myself, when a girl i know, release one intercontinental ballistic "mess" aka pollute aka Tusa

I dont complain ooooh, i have very close female friends and i dey yab them no  be small ooohh,

If she no one chop no wahala now, except you're the one paying for lunch all the time

Yes, my girlfriends buy me lunch and booze, their my friends, leave women alone and stop trying to understand the things they do that
do not  make sense, in my little experience ,, the do it intentionally.

Thats why, i can soak garri and chop with dry fish for them front,  

 UNBELIEVABLE

I have been going round in circles about mobile applications  and the "mobile economy" and how much money is floating around right it now.


You can see detail statistics here
[url]http://mobithinking.com/stats-corner/global-mobile-statistics-2011-all-quality-mobile-marketing-research-mobile-web-stats-su[/url

I am not a programmer I am the guy that crunches the numbers.  

I can do market analysis, forecast e.t.c,  if you can go here
[url]http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=youtube%2Cblackberry&geo=NG&date=1%2F2009%2028m&cmpt=q[/url]

, I would like us to get a team together maybe 4 at most five developer with vast experience in mobile apps and web development.

i already have one app idea in relation to the data above ,  there so much possibilities, if we work as a team.

Please keep voting, your comments are very much welcome.

[size=8pt]The Survey Is Just Before the Home Button.[/size]

Dont be pissed, we've got this service coming up soon, you would be able to download any youtube vidoes as an .mp3 (audio) 0r .mp4 (video).

I just wanted to do some market research before we let "er" loose.

There is a survey/poll if you look to the top please, answer appropriately .

Kai Kai, i dey cres abi i dey madt,

You think am for technology mak em decide our puture toh walai , i don kill am for us ,

Cant u sea dadt thisi pro-blem hin tis corntree is em horngoninezasun

Chineke Godt of Izleh right. Com-poo-tah heh heh heh , givi me dee contlact to suppry automantic computah, that use kerosene to computalat

Gay, who is talking about gay people in Nigeria,

Please, we only like women that like men and men that like women.

Not the other way around, confused,sick and disgusting S .0.B'z,

wahala dey!

Well, everybody seems to have something to say. And nobody in this thread is a northern politician, security operative or clergy man with divine powers.

As i am sure of this, i would like to say; many of us are simply reacting/responding to what the media is saying. None of you are in Maiduguri to fully explain
what is really going on, whether it is "boko haram" or another group disguising as boko haram.

The boko haram sect leader has been killed and in recent times their biggest supporter in Maiduguri surrendered to security operatives. " Do not forget, that, when bin laden fell' so many messages came propagating the contrary; when in reality - he was DEAD.

The Maiduguri BOMBING issue is an isolated one, it has no religious grounds, as at the moment these bombs kill muslims too, so the statements about almajiri's does not come into play here, it has no connection. Some one metioned the Niger-Delta bombing thriller, we must face the truth, the Niger-Delta encouraged bombing and violence.

The boko-haram, started a war, after the Niger-Delta was successful in causing unnecessary deaths, and recently Mr Okah was found responsible for the Abuja bombing .

Everybody shouts, let Nigeria "break into nations". If i may ask do you really think this will stop; corruption,neglect of duty, sectarianism, and all the social unthinkable's.

IT PAINS ME DEEPLY, that most of the negative comments in Nairaland about the north and some other political issue's are from the so-called-enlightened southerners, who have Bsc and Phd's.

Individually, we all in this country suffer from CONCEIT. You can imagine a man wakes up in the morning say's he "hates other Nigerians because they come from the north" goes to his shop and then sells fake drugs to the brother he claims he loves in the south.

I am not here to judge anyone, i am just trying to make it clear, whatever change you desire in this country has to come from you and your household.

Look around you, we are on our own, outside countries want us to split they are praying and ploting for it. WHY , Nigeria's future is bright,

Our country has the greatest prospects, the brightest future. With more than 250 different tribes thousands of cultures and religions, we are still here, the colonial masters set us up for destruction but we are still here, and WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Go around the world, Nigerian are leaders in every facet of life from music to astrophysics, computing, literature you name it. They know, that if we come together we can make it and we wont need anyone, we just need to pull ourselves together.

Recently the international community asked Nigeria to devalue it's currency. WHY , the naira has become stable and demand is rising, our banks have become stronger, though progress is slow, if you have had a class in history or any subject similar , you will understand that - eternal and life long prosperity comes slowly through tough lessons.

ON GOODLUCK JONATHAN

I have also read some nairalander's asking, if we have a president, i have a strong feeling these individuals are not in Nigeria. And, if you were, you would understand the volatility of this political constipation that our Country is passing through.

Shooting, arresting or bombing people will not solve the problem, i truly believe the president has a plan to put Nigeria back on track, we all must be patient,pray and hope for the best in this situation we find ourselves , for we are all in this together.

It matter's little, if you can survive without meat or tomatoes or anything that comes from the north. Each sector of this nation contribute something to everyones live, those in the north, east, south-south and west all gain from each other.

Lets be realistic and avoid throwing the baby out with the bath water, let us be brave and face our fears , that this country is changing, and some people - in this country and outside this country dont want it so.

let us be brave and face our future with pride, strength, a desire to look over our petty difference's, love for country and country mens.

If we can. But if we fail, it will ultimately lead to war, and this time no one will survive, from what we have all seen , we all have GUNS and BOMBS.

Ok. I just listened to the song like 100 times already, definately produced by JJagz, you can download SUPERSTAR from

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