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First off - your initial investment is to high. Did, you come up with this number through research - or did you guys just guess that it would cost such an amount.

Sites, like nairaland could be making thrice of what they recieve from adsense - if they ventured into 'selected advertising' where companies negotiate on the amount of money they would be able to pay for space.

You guys should understand, business online is very competitive - but also very cheap, if u know what u are doing. Like i said 500k is too much money. No matter what sort of blog your planning on building. Before, you start - please choose the keywords you will be willing to rank for determine how much traffic it could , send to you then decide on how much you want to put into it as a start.

Remember, every business starts by running as a loss - before the profits start rolling in. Do you have any prior experience in this? If you dont , make sure you find someone who has, and make him a partner - not a consultant. He must also, contribute money, if he does not have he - must contribute his vast experience as an adviser of sorts.

I repeat - no consultants - Nigerians go cheat u with that.

Decide on how you are going to monetise the site, maintain and diversify by re-investing in other promising areas on the net.

I currently make $100+ every month via cpa . I know what am talking bout. "5ook too much"

Grow some ballz and F-that thing - u demented boot-licking SOB !!

Dont you know she's expecting you to make a move,

Resign or Start servicing that kokolet - till Oga catches u doing it in the toilet,

Anyone that can get 15k. The problem for most good girls is the money for the monthly subscription.

Broke Arse Fake O.G

[size=16pt][center]It a boils down to this -

bad girl understands: marketing and advertising.

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Hi, guy dont know what happening to my sim. I have always used it to download @ 200-220kbps .

But, for over 1 week - it has refused to give me descent speed of 100kbps - talkless of 200'.

Whenever, i use the other mtn sim on my storm 2' i get speeds way over 200kbps most times.

But this useless sim, i am using now cant do anything --- ooh help me ! i don tire to dey change sim. I got a new sim and reg'd it but i still get the same
crappy speeds.

What should i do?

Like the funk machine say's - Y'all talking loud and saying nothing!

First off-  the only reason the internet exist iz cos people "use it" to find stuff.

Before, you even think of seo or sem - u got to "confirm" that "u and ur 'em, business are even on the minds of people,

And even if it is - are the number of people who "emotionally want" - u or ur business significant? Over the year has the market grown or declined, what are the business "seasons"

Truth be told - if your bad business man/salesman/marketer "offline" you'd be a worse "online".

seo is cheap [/cheap]

If u have "experience" in SEO  - you'd know SEO is as xpensive as SEM , Check out the cost of the tools and the cost of running them e.t.c

You cant do SEM if you dont know SEO - SEM is born from SEO, Any SEM expert is an SEO "god" .

In all --- you should be spending more money on SEO than on SEM , dont frgt - i can always outbid,

You should listen to James Brown - Greatest Album

Get that funk- into your online hustle,

You have two option in my experience,

a- tell her - but u can only do this if u have gone out with her or have been toasting her.

b- kiss her - this one requires some balls - she will either or or or

Why cant you marry a man with more degree,

A woman with a big big degrees - makes the perfect trophy wife ,

lawyers and doctors are no no //// all other o.k

Go to the bank!

Yes,

Somebody should do it. Build a page on facebook [ Nigerian's will never support fuel deregulation - Jonathan does'nt care ]

I will be the first to join ---- ohhh

[size=32pt]FORMAT THE DAMN tin - Wat R u Waiting FOR. [/size]

Hey guys need some advice on how to fix this thing if any solution exist for it.

I usually get downloads up to 200kbps + on MTN3G/3.5G . But for the past 3 days its sticks @ 50kbps.

I've tried everthing scanned with malwarebytes used winsockfix , still no improvement!

Is this a network thing or is my modem "broken"

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Okay Somebody thinks denying men sex still works,

You frget all these "Super sweet 16-20 yr" old girls all over the place, dressing half naked. With their perky tits and apple shaped bums, U seriously think, we still want ur 30yr old "congo" as big a a drum.

Tear rubber is the keyword, pls dont give me sex, Now i hve an excuse to tear those skimpy clothes of that PYT across the street,

Lesson: Men Can Get Sex In Quantum Doses With Looking Like SLuts, We Always Get Away With It, imagine u , sharing ur t.o.t.o all over, reminds me of a girl in my SS3 , we called er PD fr public dog.

First of all, your friend should listen to "dont stay by linkin park "

"Forget our memories, forget our possibilities - dont stay"

Your friend should consider himself lucky, he could gotten "hitched to a lying and sour womanliness byach!

His moving forward, and she's trying to pull him back. She's just a distraction. You know these girls, very few of them know what they want.

He should frgt her,  FOREVER & EVER!!! And enjoy, his new chikito. That girl don expire oohhh, if she get belle d pikin no go be em own oooooh, 

Congo !!! Sounds familiar - dont it'

Am a guy and i almost pissed me-self , when i heard - "he said he from CONGO"

Ibeju-lekki ( sangotedo,awoyaya,lakowe) MTN3.5G

Max Speed at 3am in the morning - 1.4mbs
During the day - 80-100kbs'

Etisalat- 3G

Glo 2g
Airtel (dont giv a hoot) if you've got airtel lines - junk em

Hey, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Thier's is a big difference btw kissing and KisSiNg

The easiest way to learn in quite a short time, would be to use "sweets" . You know- like buttermints or something.

lick the sweet, by taking turns. The sweet should remain btw your lips/mouth.

Voila, in a few tries - you'll become a world class kisser. Now, all you to do is - kiss more!!

Whoa, ur 24 and doing ur masters, thats blazing hot! Girl! what r u studying?

Anyway, your mum probably just loves you so much, and thats why she's putting pressure on you. We all pass through this sort of situation at one point in our lives. I used to have this cousin, my always compared me too. She said, he was smarter than me, maybe he was?

And yeah, yeah every mum wants her "la femme" kids to get married early, i think its an african thing - sort of. Besides, how old is this your cousin - is she younger or older than u.

If she's younger "damn" red lights. If she's older tell ur mum "go figure" its her time. As, for ur boyfriend - i mean the one u love so much, ur mom thinks his no-good. Tell, him to grow some balls and start visiting u at the house, if he's really serious.

I also hope , he has a real job, not something like LASTMA or PSP.  

About, money and relationships - can i be sincere ? Money kills love and it can also sustain love. So, a responsible man should be able to take care of his woman, except in "special" cases. All that shit, that love dont cost a thing, aint true princess.

When u marry the man u love and drink garri, 3 times a day for a week - i wonder if that LOVE will still remain?

And em done shine the congo, torch light the website? , now u want to finish, the girl gabadaya,

I saw a post, like this on another thread cant remember which one.

ohhh - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-771187.0.html#msg9243874

However, will tell you the same thing i told that dude - i can teach you two methods: CPA and Article writing for associatedcontent.com

Below, i have attached - a summary of one of my CPA accounts, The other, dude said - he aint got a laptop; since you got one and a modem.

Your in a better position to learn.

You can reach me -

Sincerely, speaking - nobody gonna give an interest free loan (xcept islamic banking) .

Secondly, i think there already enough social networking wanna be sites out there. And, this na we own - sounds kinda shabby. Infact, you need the 10mill to
run the site more than you need to advertise.

Except, na we own is related to free sx with naija babes like to go - the shit is a DUD.

As for, what i'd do with ten million naira. Mmmmhh !! dont know

If my memory serves me well, Nigerian interest rates on FDs, range 4-5% . Lowest amount, i've seen is 500k.

About, the ROI. I think FD, are the best way to "protect" initial investment. And, dont require large amounts of money or long processes.

You just have to understand "compound interest" to make your deposits any "fun".

Basic - Deposit 1- 5M for 30day @ 4% = 200k - now u have 5.2M
Basic - Deposit 2- 5.2M for 30day @ 4% =208K - now u have 5.48M
Basic - Deposit 3- 5.48M for 30 @ 4% = 216,320 - now u have 5.48 + 216,320

Keep doing the maths and you understand why, warren buffet, bill gates, aliko dangote e.t.c are amongst the richest men in the world.

it has nothing to do with hard work, it simple maths - "the power of compound interest"

It seems the OP, has already made up his mind to bang er brains out. The question to the poster is -

Can you be fking this sweet potato and maintain, a boss - worker relationship.

Some guys can, but can you. Cos, if ur a softie and u start sleeping with her the whole office will know.

My suggestion, is to seduce her and dont let her know - u know she likes u - cos, if she's adjusting her skirt in front of u,
she value ur opinion of her, wants to make sure she looks good in front of you. And, from everything you said, you showed her ur boss.

Just take her  out a few times, and make sure you talk about how the sex will affect your job. Is she ok , with "FWB"

And, if you're married - can you handle it!!! I wish i were you though, i fking her brains out a few times - then tell her my ex-fiance want me
back.

You can eat ur cake and still have it - this way, 

Its only for folks in the us.

Islamic banking