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It seems the NAS have beaten NOI into submission.

https://images.forbes.com/media/lists/11/2006/H2RN.jpgAmidst controversy over the level of implementation of the 2012 budget, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, minister of Finance and co-ordinating minister of the Economy, yesterday asked the National Assembly to wait till December before evaluating it on budget implementation efficiency.

Okonjo—Iweala, who appeared before the Senate committee on Appropriation, headed by Ahamd Maccido, however pleaded with the legislators to halt the extension of budget implementation till March, saying “the practice of budget till March is not a good budgetary practice”.

The minister, who confirmed that the 2013 Appropriation BIll would be presented next month, was summoned by the committee to explain the different figures on the level of implementation. She said “give us till the end of the year before you can judge whether the implementation is abysmally low or not.

“Please give us time because it is premature to talk about abysmally low performance;I am only pleading that you give us till the end of the year to judge. We have not had enough time to implement the budget, considering that the budget was signed March this year”.

Okonjo--Iweala had earlier apologised for her inability to appear before the Senate on Tuesday.

On her appeal for a halt to the extension of budget implementation till March, she told the senators: “I am the minister of Finance and I would not have requested for it and I will not make request for that; we should stop it” and when asked who should stop it, she said “I don’t know, but we have to stop it”.

Okonjo—Iweala, giving a breakdown of releases on capital projects from April, told the committee that out of the total N1.3 trillion released for the four months from April, N404 billion was released, while N324 billion was cash-backed and which MDAs had been able to use.

She said: “Out of the amount cash-backed, 56 per cent was used, meaning 44 per cent of the resources are not used and that means there is room for improvement in implementation and we are working hard to ensure 44 per cent is used because procurement takes some time.

“We have a proper management of resources; we have released all resources available. Ministries are not holding back any money of the nation. The funds are either used to pay pension, statutory transfers and others paid to MDAs. 44 per cent still to be used and ministers are working hard to ensure they complete process of procurement”.

Giving further breakdown, she told the committee that of the N324 billion cash-backed, 184 billion had been utilised ,which represented 56 per cent.

In answer to a question on the true financial situation of the country, Okonjo--Iweala said “the country is not broke; the country may have cash-flow issues and this is normal. You can be asset-rich and not broke.

“I want to assure you that the economy is not grounded and international agencies have rated the micro- economic system of the country as the best. We are not saying everything is perfect. We have worked on roads; stabilised micro-economy, so that we have basis to look at other areas”.

On constituency projects that had generated so much bad blood between the executive and legislature, the minister said government was in support of the projects and that the projects were captured in the budget.

She explained that contrary to insinuations, President Goodluck Jonathan was in full support, but attributed the delays in execution of projects to delays in designs of the projects.

GEJ, this is your opportiunity to gain some respect. Turn NOI, into a scapegoat... Let her be used as an appeasement fr the god's.

I guess the lower house can. From, my pov - the lower house have always tried to change certain things.

They rose up against fuel subsidy , now this.

I think jonathan is ready to go, he has amassed more wealth than he ever dreamed of.

You should take a look at my mums nokia.

If she can still get pregnant. Am sure it would work.

sosoluv: I like a guy who let's me squeeze his behind when no one is watching....I still can't figure out why I'm so fond of it

I LIKE YO.U

Na wah ooh. I"ve a dorm account with them and its very .

Was planning to open a savings today, but from what I hear - it may not be a good idea.

If we should ignore gtb, pls offer some advice in regards to other banks.

Have been using ekobank since my uni days !

gboss4sure: sign of typhoid and malaria

Finally, they attack Sokoto - there is no where left to attack. As they have waged war in all major islamic educational states.

Borno.Kano.Sokoto

juman: When will nigeria break up.

When ur lazy and hopless generation ceases to exist.

Effing treason-ist !

If you"ve the social network, you"d know by now that zuckerberg's an a.s.s

Ps- he does own face nymore.. The public does and face is a social network while the big G is a global network.

Heard, they giving 1gbps fibre optic internet @ $300 fr 7 yrs. The 300 bucks covers the installation.

I think he was trying to say to her "no worry, I dey galant - sweety "just fallin.

But , it came out the wrong way ?

Because real men love the "chase" !

walcolm: load 1,200 credit and dial *440*4#

You chop the whole data sef. Plus, u can depress the bb frenemies with wifi tet-a-ring.

Nomata what dey say android hot like tatase !

So, nah because of this primary school maths - Jona go carry that overweight women come naija.

wyt: Given the following facts/figures as provided by op/anti-NOI amount bugdgeted = N1.3t; worht ofprojects aproved=N404b; amt released = N324b period covered= 4months (ie april to july)
given the above figure, the worth of project that supose to be aproves to date is N433b but N404b was aproves. Note: the ministry is not supose to disburse all the aproved sum at once at least .10 percent retention, so suposed released amount= N389b as against N324b reported, given N65b deficiency.
I think NOI is efficient is management of Nigerian budget

Why would you ask a girl if she likes you.

They are women , you lead they follow.

Same here prefer plump well fed women . Soft touch babes, not does katako chikito"s.

Obiagu1: Q: What is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's real offence?

A: She's not from the "born to rule" ethnic group, Hausa/Fulani, nor their consort, Yoruba.

And sule lamido frm madagascar abi. Lamido has countlessly challanged the authorities - when he is right. If Okonjo is so sure of herself why does she not explain herself.

I will never support nyone because of tribal sentiments. GEJ don open my eyes, na person wey you know na im go kill u first.

WikiLeaks: Okonjo-Iweala Ferried $50 Million Jobs To Brother ...

Obasanjo Sacked Okonjo- Iweala For Corruption? - Politics ...

Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla denies buying N1.2bn Abuja mansion

Airtel ... 1gb for 1.2k 24hrs internet. 3.5g

chucky234: Ignorance is a disease,no wonder the holy Bible says "My people perish for lack of knowledge".
You must be living under mount Everest not to know that Americans have since been stealing our oil with Exxon Mobile and Chevron and don't need Clinton's visit to drill oil in Nigeria.
Ask questions before displaying your daftness in public....

Make una no vex ooh... So, why do you think she is coming to our country...to chop guruguru, abi to buy suya.

Olodo!

X

What do they want here? I thought Ghana was better than My country.

Or have they realised the oil they found in Gheneh is childs play compared to our own.

America na correct ashewo.

Who is the SS? My guy, think straight.

Go ask the SS guys who leave in that area. What has GEJ done fr them .

People shud stop saying the Niger delta supports Jona, actually its the militants who support Jonathan. And still he fails them, mst of them have been deprted or nt paid there allowee - in short since Jona become presido, the militants agreement with govt began to fall apart.

Go to his home state, what benefits do you see. The has refused to become responsible.

Some people say when the north ruled , they never shared the national cake.

Now, its a core southerner ruling - how many of ur southern uncles or aunty"s have turned into multi millionaire"s . Instead , the relative peace in this country is threatened, muslim killing christain and vice versa.

And, a man who claims to be the son of a fisherman... Wakes up in the morning and hikes the price of fuel by 80% or so - it took a full blown social war to get him to reduce this amount.

He then increase power tarrifs, makes his wife the p.sec of his state and give her 8billion naira to build a secretarait plus 200 bmw and benz"s.

And you call him a good guy. He has no shame. It should never be frgotten that GEJ is president who legalized corruption.

List his achievement, how has he used to carryout all these semi completed projects - a president with no agenda.

You think he"s going to come out of this without scratches. Secrets have been exposed, promises broken.

Secrets the Nigerian masses should have never known have been exposed GEJ regime - that is why we r suffering.

The credibilty of the ND is waning, if.things continue- that region become a political destitute.

All GEJ needed to was to sit down and make friends with as many generals as possible.

You cant rule Nigeria without the Military"s LOYALTY.

Take Yar"adua for xmple - a clinically dead man whose wife still called the shots for six months. And, you will claim.. It is because - he is hausa. (rubbish).

Our former presido had the sympathy of the military - he"s blood brother being one of them.

Okonjo must go .

Someone said she master minded the whole fuel subsidy scam brouhaha. I toht, I read somewhere that the scam itself was partly questionable.

Fuel subsidy was the only benefit Ngerian masses where enjoying from the govt. Politicians and there cohorts have always defrauded Nigerians - long before the subsidy scheme.

I am not supporting corruption or similar. I just think okonjo should be sacked, OBJ rejected her , the world bank has denied her . What more proof of her incompetence do we need to see.

All the money being looted here and there, do not come under the minstry of finance.

We need more lamido"s, obj"s and okorocha"s. Not gluttons like okonjo and her sister diezani both of whom have no prior qualifications in either fields.

GEJ is misbehaving because he thinks the ND is solidly behind him. Let him nt frgt the ND votes are nt what brought him to power - Mr president show some gratitude !

Ahhh.... The good old days.... I still remember my crush. Very pretty shuwa arab girl. I tried to toast her but I just could nt do it. Those where they day.

there must be hundreds

Go taste nespray and nido.... Peak sef no sweet reach these guys. Nunu abi mumu

Have only seen 3 reasonable bizness here.

I will critisize and comment on what I"d prefrer - if I had such cash for investment.

First rule always protect your capital
Second rule do not invest in anything you dont understand.
Third rule, never frgt the first and second rules.

The kero biz has high profit but what happens in case of fire or legal issues. Cos am very sure that guy may not have the legal authority to run a kero biz . Also what measures will be put in place to ensure that you can pull out ur 2.5m on shrt notice.

So kero"s out.

Next is the imdustry , production of affordable cleaning agents and solvents. Issues, poor electricity, infrastructure, advertising e.t.c.... Too much headache. This business may be difficult to liquidate.

Then finally .. Export _ I prefer this because the market is not controlled by Nigeria"s economies. Prices are globally determined buyers are financially bouyant and there is guarantee of repeat business ... Which is a plus.. Credit facilities will be extended to you from the bank of industry.

Best of all you get paid in dollars, so your profits remain high as long as the dollar remains stable, though you have problems of taxes.which I hate bt I guess thats the price you pay for running a legit business.

Export business also allows you spare time, goods take about two to three months to reach destination.

I am not into the biz, just have high interest in it.

what do you hawk - body parts ?

It seems GEJ has started to understand.

It would have been a political blood bath.

Okonjo iweala come and xplain this ur lecture notes. So, this is what we are paying you to do ehhh -

Why wont our economy kaput - people r dying n ur busy distributing hand out.