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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Yet To Grasp Nation’s Financial Status, Says Okonjo-iweala by UncleJJ(m): 6:23pm On Sep 03, 2012
This is a confession....the money is gone. grin
PhonesRe: The Biggest Iphone 5 News Yet.. by UncleJJ(m): 5:58pm On Sep 03, 2012
Die iphone die. cool
PhonesRe: Trying To Decide Between Iphone + Samsung Galaxy Note + Samsung Galaxy S II by UncleJJ(m): 4:41pm On Sep 03, 2012
For heavens sake if ur in the states get the galaxy nexus . It sames with the s2 @ 350usd on play no contracts no restrictions ... Pure andriod orgasms baby .... Yeah.
PhonesRe: What Did Apple Really Invent? by UncleJJ(m): 4:36pm On Sep 03, 2012
Apple schmapple....i still spend on androids,pc and more androids amd pc.

U know why, cos u can take em apart n build em as you like. Not some over priced product being built by underpaid and exploited asian workers. They say , u even have to take the new iphone back to SJ"s people jst to change the battery .

Apple shud have jst said they need a loan frm samsung.. Cos we all know sales are dwindling...people dnt buy iphone nymore dey get androids.

Now google"s droped the nexus pad thingy... Whos going to buy ifade.

If anyone owns an apple product in this country, they r technological inept" I repeat inept.

Guys just wan show money.. Bt techies _ phandroids know... With a nexus and a gmail account you can sell digital water to a well.
FamilyRe: Who Weds Who: Man Weds Woman Or Woman Weds Man? by UncleJJ(m): 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2012
Ha Ha very funny. That western culture - you know. I can be my tiny pickle : it has everything to do with preserving/reminding every1 bout the girls dignity .

Look at it this way - tobi agrees to mary teju because teju asked not tobi. wink
FamilyRe: Living With Extended Family - Advice Badly Needed! by UncleJJ(m): 4:18pm On Sep 01, 2012
Olodo"s... First of all dont take advice from nigerian girls about nigerian men. If it were a nigerian mama ur asking fr advice you might get better answers since they"d have more xperience in family politics.

Your husband is the first child and as such must act as one no matter how uncomfortable. He is a leader and a man .

Have you cared to ask yourself the advantages of having his mum around. Making friends with her will give an upperhand in the marraige.

You could learn how to cook ur husbands favorite meals and maybe even his traditional language if you pay attn.

You say they work 12 hrs a day, do you sit home all day doing nothing ... Yet u complain.

He told you about his responsibilities b4 marraige and u agreed - seems to me ur d one backing out of the agreement.

Yes, his bro is a man too but what kind of apartment does he live in? Would you let your mother stay there.

The truthvis that ur feeling resentment - u think ur husband cares for his Nigerian family far more than his britico wife and half cast baby. Ur wrong, u shud instead see this as a confirmation of ur husbands sense of respinsibility and dedication to home and family.

Could you really trust a man that sends away his mother, ur child gramdmother cos u spend more time at home with her and she speaks of things she wants to buy b4 she goes back.

Listen lady, in nigeria when an ibo man marries a hausa man she must respect her husbands culture and learn as much as she can in the shortest possible time. This will guarantee her position in the home.

Learn from your in law, grow wiser and inturn you will be able to play a much evolved version of family politics.
Music/RadioRe: Goldie Ft B Howard – Say My Name Remix [prod.masterkraft] by UncleJJ(m): 3:47pm On Sep 01, 2012
Goldie.. Ur time is up. cool
PoliticsRe: South Africa Is Nigeria's Big Brother - Minister by UncleJJ(m): 2:37pm On Aug 31, 2012
If nobody talks about you..... cool
PoliticsRe: Ignore Boko-Haram Leaflets & Posters, JTF Urges Maiduguri Public by UncleJJ(m): 5:52pm On Aug 30, 2012
Opoki: i've been telling you, if Nigeria will break, let it break, we won't have anything like middlebelt, Edo will follow Yoruba while Lagos will go with South-South, Can you see. Infact let me upload a satellite imagery for a better understanding....
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^^curled from our own Amusiwa aka musiwa.
Why is the yoruba populace always looking fr people to like them.

I have never heard any edo man saying similar. Its confusing .

The edo men r frm the SS, infact they r core SS.. Somebody say bendelites, till today this faction still remains.

Is it because oshiomole is an acn gov. FYI, wether bros oshiomole is in acn or cnn he would still be the gov of d almighty edo land.

As fr bokoharam, what goes upust come down. No sane man will continue to support a depreciating asset ; so to speak.

Nigerians r to busy trying to feed themselves to.give a hoot.
WebmastersRe: Analyst Predicts Facebook To 'disappear' In 5 To 8 Years by UncleJJ(m): 6:37am On Aug 27, 2012
If u have read the warren buffet way. You"ll understand why they went public . Same with google.
WebmastersRe: Ppc Cpa Combination by UncleJJ(m): 7:59pm On Aug 26, 2012
Ppc is to expensive, you try using seo. But, I suppose, if you can get an adwords account.. With a free coupon . You could have sime good conversions.

But, try to find offers relevant to the blog. Money dey cpa .... Well well, u just gotta something that works. Experiment !
WebmastersRe: Where Do You Submit Your Site To Get High Seo Rank? by UncleJJ(m): 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2012
Sit down, go to onlywire... Register on alk the sites u see there save ur login to a spreadsheet, find as many rss feeds on those sites as you can.

Go to yahoo pipes.. Create a feed mashup using the rss. Then submit that feed using the rss submitter on bulkping.com

Anytine you make a post, wait till it gets indexed, If u post often it will get indexed without pinging! Grab the link go to onlywire and submit it. once you make some money pay for the premium its ten bucks a month.
WebmastersRe: Where Do You Submit Your Site To Get High Seo Rank? by UncleJJ(m): 10:29am On Aug 25, 2012
Seriously pinging - to get on page one. The guy that offered this advice has definately "nothing" on the internet. Brother - go to seomoz.org and start the basic seo course - your still on nursery school.

Sheesh !
WebmastersRe: Ppc Cpa Combination by UncleJJ(m): 10:24am On Aug 25, 2012
Yes, you can do that. But, its best to stick with one cos, if u had chikita and adsense and cpa ... Users will have to choose what to click..

Ur conversion will be quite low, especially if your blog is not tightly related to the offer.

By mb, do you mean maxbounty - I couldnt get an account with them , how the AM treating ya?
RomanceRe: Tips For A Guy On How To Confront A Girl For Love. by UncleJJ(m): 10:03pm On Aug 19, 2012
No matter what u do dnt tell her u like her. cool learn to use ur eyes and ur smile... If u dnt have a good smile start practising.

In the mirror.
RomanceRe: How To Detect Playgirls by UncleJJ(m): 9:43pm On Aug 19, 2012
Ha ha, dats why dem say only fools fall in love. Strong relationships r built on logic.
RomanceRe: She Slapped Me n i messed up by UncleJJ(m): 9:34pm On Aug 19, 2012
Relationships r two complex. Bt let ds b a lesson. Girls r nt angels. Dnt say a wrd to her again.

It wiil be hard, bt now u have time fr the oda girl u like.
FamilyRe: Handling Gold-diggers & Men Insecure Of Richer Partners by UncleJJ(m): 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2012
Na true ooh, nigerian men are not that succesful. Our women seem to be doing better.

This babe must have experience, in such cases.

Even rich guys would rather marry a dull fine university chick that depends on them for money , than choose a hard working banker babe, like the customer care chick at my gtbank branch.

I think it has something to do with fear that thw women will have opinioms in certain matters and woukd not be scared to voice them out.

Personally, I prefer succesful women cant resist them. Maybe am a gold digger but the fact remains that if she has money she wont depend on you.

Nigerian men are programmed to buy love nt earn it, hence the hesitation to go after a girl that knows what she wants.
WebmastersRe: Voguepay is Processing!!! by UncleJJ(m): 3:10am On Aug 17, 2012
Does vogue pay process visa card's, where can i buy recharge cards using visa card. dont work on the atms cry
PoliticsRe: Fuel Queues Resurface In Abuja by UncleJJ(m): 4:43pm On Aug 16, 2012
Are you sayin the marketers have neen paid bt refuse to supply fuel. Somebody explain.

The government has not paid a fadding to these guys.. Rember budget implementation is only at 11 - 15 % .

Isnt the fuel moni part of this budget, or has okonjo used the money to buy salah meat.

During yardua regime I no remember fuel scarcity ohhh.. For area 11 nepa sef dey vex. Goodluck ....
WebmastersRe: I Want To Learn Wedsite Designing Withing Abuja by UncleJJ(m): 12:57am On Aug 16, 2012
you need to start from basic html. Search google for basic html its a pdf. Its got old school html bt. You need to start frm their.

Once you understand everytthing in the book search for any good book on css. From there you choose other stuff. I only know basic html and css.

Enough fr hacking wordpress as I see fit
RomanceWould You Flirt With A Gay Guy For Personal Benefits. by UncleJJ(op): 12:36am On Aug 16, 2012
So, I moved to Abj frm Los (lasgidi). And, it seems Aby has a more secure gay community. Am not sayin guys kiss or touch each other in public bt if u in the "right" places n r observant u see stuff at times.

I would like to know - if anyone would flirt with a gay guy to , get out of trouble, get on a list, bypass security or get favors n stuff.

I know I could, am not saying I"m gay but hey ... what would you do if u figured out a guy is gay .... Would you flirt to get or run fr the hills ?
RomanceRe: I Would Never Date A Boy That Smokes Weed! by UncleJJ(m): 12:20am On Aug 16, 2012
Weed is alright, smoked it alot in varsity. Still smoke it, once in a while. Its nt as bad as people make it.

Just that, when u bcome a seasoned smoker its either of the two. U either do it alot, even during the day time when u proly meet important folks or,

U do it in secret, mostly alone or with trusted cronies who enjoy weed or similar poisons.

I once tried roofies, felt like a superstar bt I prefer smoke though.

My girl , if I ever have one most accept that I puff lah , in doing so see accept to keep this a secret , especially wen five oohs on the scene.

Ever tried weed and listen to rock or classic music. Damn, you just feel the message. Weed is a special thing, but like all pleasures , must be controlled.

Man must remain master of himself at all times.
RomanceRe: What Controlz Men Most? by UncleJJ(m): 10:31pm On Aug 11, 2012
Medium height plump girls with ... Great shapes n skin. However, money would still be my first choice.
WebmastersRe: How Much Did You Make In The First Half Of The Year? by UncleJJ(m): 10:24pm On Aug 11, 2012
500k internet marketing. cool want proof ?
PhonesRe: MTN Reviews Data Plan Packages by UncleJJ(m): 1:06am On Aug 10, 2012
Abeg, make una cool down. No dey spread this airtel BIS thing ohhh. Very soon them bharti boys go "discontinue" am.

Shooo, let this be information for the android guy and the likes - if nobody ask - nobody should tell. wink
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Married Woman by UncleJJ(m): 12:41am On Aug 09, 2012
Acidosis: Hmmm. .nice man
Real man
RomanceRe: Women, What Number Makes A Man A Slut? by UncleJJ(m): 12:39am On Aug 08, 2012
The society forgives promiscous men, it has no other option. And men dont count how many we have slept. We only remember the ones we could nt sleep with.
WebmastersRe: Facebook: We Have Not Less Than 83 Million Fake Users. by UncleJJ(m): 9:42pm On Aug 05, 2012
Internet marketers cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Picture Of Young Men With Laptops: Yahoo-Yahoo? by UncleJJ(m): 10:21pm On Aug 04, 2012
Nah, its probably just a fad like the blackberry envogue thing.

I guess over there its laptops.

Instead of blackberry"s - its laptops.
SportsRe: Nigerians & Ghanaians Fight On Twitter After Olympics Basketball Loss by UncleJJ(m): 7:48pm On Aug 03, 2012
Ohh, they realised in Aphricka we own the internet.

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