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UmbrateethO4:
but the money I give your mama after licking my dogs ass is ok to buy these things na

But why your mama sti dey do OLOSHO at her old age?
Her mate dey hustle legit but she no want stop olosho work.
I'll never let my dogs and pigs fucƙ her again.
I'm tired of treating them with STDs drugs

UmbrateethO4:
u run for change akant , I go still knack you anyhow j like. I own you bastard .

The swear wey you wake up meet around 4 am still dey work for your blood
Shebi you see me and my name hear
UNCLE KOBOKO
I go dey flog you Bastard and your mama toto with koboko hear well well.
Many you not know peace for rest of your miserable life if you run away again coward
Na koboko fit you so I go dey here dey flog u 247

EmiDon11:
omo, this guy really upset you.

Wetin he do you nah?

I swear, I go finish the bastard UmbrateethO4 or longpreek and all other things the Bastard calls himself.

I made him wake up to everlasting curses around 4 a.m The best time to lay generational curses on a stubborn Bastard
The thing just dey sweet my belle

UmbrateethO4:
fak this shit. Come and get bleeped like I fucƙ my WHÓRE mother

Hahahahahaha
Just continue dey fucƙ your olosho mama

UmbrateethO4:
you are still making no sense

Your mama get SENSE before?
Olosho dey get sense?

Did you touch her vee after MASTUR....


I HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I'M THINKING?

Thief

God bless Putin.

Gracelander:
I never knew this is what heart break feels like, I'm shattered and broken.

I started dating him from 100 level till we graduated, it's been five years now. We suffered and passed through a lot together, I made a lot of sacrifices for him and even had two painful abortions for him.

But he always complained that I got fat and he liked slim girls, he broke up with me in the most excruciating manner. I noticed changes a few months back but he kept lying to me not knowing he was seeing another girl.

The girl chatted me up few days back to know her stand and I told her everything, he even posted pictures he had with the girl, this is someone that hates pictures and hardly takes one with me regardless of how much I beg. He doesn't even post his own pictures but he's already posting the girls pictures.

The girl is his spec and more attractive than me... I'm just ashamed of myself. The girl decided to stick with him even after everything I told her so she could leave him including the abortion part.

I've wished him well but I'm in serious pain, I've been crying for days now and unable to eat. I gave him everything, he was my first ever guy. I wish he could come back, I'm ready to forgive him.

How can move on from this heart break, it's killing me slowly.

You deserve to be DUMPED LIKE THE SH!T THAT YHU ARE. Since it wasn't him alone you slept with all through period both of you were together.

DitariDisciple2:
The Ijaw Republic flag according to the Ijaw Liberation Front (ILF).


The Ijaw Republic flag.


The Red stands for honour to the patriotic Ijaws who have sacrificed their lives for the course of Ijaw.


Blue stands for love.
We Ijaws love ourselves and we give love to others.


The White stands for the Ijawness in all of us.
White is the Ijaw traditional colour.
White is purity.


The Green stands for the fertile soil of Ijaw.
Blessed with richness from divine.


The Star stands for the Gods chosen people.
The divinely greatly blessed people.
Among Nations of the world we are a leading nation.
Star is also part of Ijaw culture.

Ijaw kọ, i joke ni.
Ijaw Kee you there

Ẹkpa

MadamVanessa:



This Fulani government think that every Nigerian I.Q is as low as their own, so they can dish out anything and everyone will gullibly believe, just as their prophet brainwashed them that there are 72virgins kept somewhere for them.


The Idiotic useless supper cop cum tailor/drug baron for once never set his foot in prison , talkless of inmate trying to assassinate the failed tailor.

They should continue playing on the intelligence of Nigerians. What stop them from handing over the low budget Pablo Escobar to FBI ?

I thought I was reading something sensible until I saw their prophet....

Many of you will just choose to be demented fools that will never change. Y'all will continue to bring shame, sorrow and tribulations to yourselves and entire family. You just your mouth to say nonsense without using your brains....

WHERE IS IT WRITTEN IN THE QURAN THAT THE PROPHET SAID ANYTHING ABOUT 72 VIRGINS?

Most of you just keep peddling lies in the name of false storybooks mostly written by miserable fools like yhu.

It's an empire


Oligarchy system...


Demented souls born to suffer animals will still vote for him.

While many children of the masses were suffering and going through hardship in messed up school system, toxic and unsafe environment and poverty, THIS BRAT BORN WITH A SILVER LOOTED SPOON, WAS FAR AWAY IN THE ABROAD, IN ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD ENJOYING AND LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
NIGERIA IS DOOM BECAUSE WINING ELECTION IS ALL ABOUT WHO CAN BRIBE THE MOST TO WIN.
THE GENERATION OF ELDERS WE HAVE (55-85) ARE DESPICABLE AND VERY CORRUPT. THE YOUTHS HAVE EMULATED THEM TOO.



SHAME!

adadike:
cute face without make up.

In your face!

Weyrey people

Make una carry una crusade go government hospital nau. Or Yaba left

Lol

Christians and their USUAL stupidity

An adopted religion brought by slavers who came to:
Steal
Rape
Destroy and enslave is now more godly than every traditional religion.

Rubbish

Those guys in masquerades must be fake ass niggas hiding under those clothes to beg for money.

If Na better masquerade, DEM FOR KNACK THE MUMU PASTOR BETTER JAZZ AND HIM HEAD FOR CORRECT.

A CHRISTÌAN TERRORIST ON THE LOOSE AGAIN

Yobabad:
No problem, that is what Islam is good at, as a formal Yoruba Muslim I know what am talking about

Lol
What is the meaning of yoruba Muslim?

So many miserable and frustrated OSU ALUSI IPOB JEW PIG bastards think Yorubas are as disunited as them. Lol

So fuckîng what?
How does it change the fact that BUHÀRl is a very useless and senseless president?

StrongandMighty:
It can be anybody, but may Tinubu never happen to us!!

It can be anybody but never a northerner.
I prefer the disintegration of Nigeria than allowing another northerner to rule.

Lol

Ugly MOFOS

Cutehector:
Her past is her past..but thunder go fire her if she still dey do am presently without my knowledge.

Words of fools as usual...
Her past is her past but when you start crossing path with those guys that used her over in random places when you go out to have family -times, you'll understand that her past is not her past.

The past defines who we are today....

ACTIONS WILL ALWAYS HAVE CONSEQUENCES...

A WHÓRE WILL ALWAYS BE A WHÓRE....


NEVER MARRY A WHÓRE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S A WHÓRE....

Kologirl:
Hi everyone
So I recently got disflowered, it was my choice and I did it because I'm not really the marriage type, like am not a tradition woman, I'm in uni now but I do work hard for my own money so my choice wasn't money motivated,
My problem is I have started falling for the guy, like mad. Before we did it he told me that he loved but I honestly didn't care, but now have starting to love him for him.
He's nice, Caring and drama free.
I don't know if I should date him.
You rarely see a Nigerian guy that's not a problem.
The reason I'm confused is because I want to live a isolated life, just me and my adopted children but I'm not sure he's down for that.
The times we spent together he's always talking about wanting a family plus he's this religious type. I don't know if I should give the relationship a try. He keeps asking me for a relationship but I don't think it's sex motivated because since we had sex 10 months ago, he hasn't ask for it again plus I was the one who told him to disflower me

Please mature advise only, keep in mind I'm still young, i only recently opened my nairaland account and I did so because I needed advise. Thanks

Lol

Sperm is like drugs and can be very INTOXICATING


MU
MU

adadike:
chineke melu m ebere. My body shape na 'G' . Big boobs, flat tummy, big yansh.

But your face is scary

Kriss216:
I can sell all my family lands for C

You lack good taste...
How old are you?