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RomanceRe: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by UncleKoboko: 7:33am On May 28, 2022
Gracelander:
I never knew this is what heart break feels like, I'm shattered and broken.

I started dating him from 100 level till we graduated, it's been five years now. We suffered and passed through a lot together, I made a lot of sacrifices for him and even had two painful abortions for him.

But he always complained that I got fat and he liked slim girls, he broke up with me in the most excruciating manner. I noticed changes a few months back but he kept lying to me not knowing he was seeing another girl.

The girl chatted me up few days back to know her stand and I told her everything, he even posted pictures he had with the girl, this is someone that hates pictures and hardly takes one with me regardless of how much I beg. He doesn't even post his own pictures but he's already posting the girls pictures.

The girl is his spec and more attractive than me... I'm just ashamed of myself. The girl decided to stick with him even after everything I told her so she could leave him including the abortion part.

I've wished him well but I'm in serious pain, I've been crying for days now and unable to eat. I gave him everything, he was my first ever guy. I wish he could come back, I'm ready to forgive him.

How can move on from this heart break, it's killing me slowly.
You deserve to be DUMPED LIKE THE SH!T THAT YHU ARE. Since it wasn't him alone you slept with all through period both of you were together.
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila Wins Surulere 1 APC Ticket For Historic Sixth Term Unopposed by UncleKoboko: 7:26am On May 28, 2022
DitariDisciple2:
The Ijaw Republic flag according to the Ijaw Liberation Front (ILF).


The Ijaw Republic flag.


The Red stands for honour to the patriotic Ijaws who have sacrificed their lives for the course of Ijaw.


Blue stands for love.
We Ijaws love ourselves and we give love to others.


The White stands for the Ijawness in all of us.
White is the Ijaw traditional colour.
White is purity.


The Green stands for the fertile soil of Ijaw.
Blessed with richness from divine.


The Star stands for the Gods chosen people.
The divinely greatly blessed people.
Among Nations of the world we are a leading nation.
Star is also part of Ijaw culture.
Ijaw kọ, i joke ni.
Ijaw Kee you there

Ẹkpa
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Escapes Murder In Prison, Considered For SSS Custody by UncleKoboko: 6:31am On May 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


This Fulani government think that every Nigerian I.Q is as low as their own, so they can dish out anything and everyone will gullibly believe, just as their prophet brainwashed them that there are 72virgins kept somewhere for them.


The Idiotic useless supper cop cum tailor/drug baron for once never set his foot in prison , talkless of inmate trying to assassinate the failed tailor.

They should continue playing on the intelligence of Nigerians. What stop them from handing over the low budget Pablo Escobar to FBI ?
I thought I was reading something sensible until I saw their prophet....

Many of you will just choose to be demented fools that will never change. Y'all will continue to bring shame, sorrow and tribulations to yourselves and entire family. You just your mouth to say nonsense without using your brains....

WHERE IS IT WRITTEN IN THE QURAN THAT THE PROPHET SAID ANYTHING ABOUT 72 VIRGINS?

Most of you just keep peddling lies in the name of false storybooks mostly written by miserable fools like yhu.
PoliticsRe: Jigawa 2023: Mustapha Lamido Emerges PDP Governorship Candidate by UncleKoboko: 6:18am On May 26, 2022
It's an empire


Oligarchy system...


Demented souls born to suffer animals will still vote for him.

While many children of the masses were suffering and going through hardship in messed up school system, toxic and unsafe environment and poverty, THIS BRAT BORN WITH A SILVER LOOTED SPOON, WAS FAR AWAY IN THE ABROAD, IN ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD ENJOYING AND LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
NIGERIA IS DOOM BECAUSE WINING ELECTION IS ALL ABOUT WHO CAN BRIBE THE MOST TO WIN.
THE GENERATION OF ELDERS WE HAVE (55-85) ARE DESPICABLE AND VERY CORRUPT. THE YOUTHS HAVE EMULATED THEM TOO.



SHAME!
RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by UncleKoboko: 6:17am On May 26, 2022
adadike:
cute face without make up.
In your face!
Christianity EtcRe: Amputated Finger Grows Back In Extra Ordinary Breakthrough Global Crusade VIDEO by UncleKoboko: 1:33am On May 26, 2022
Weyrey people

Make una carry una crusade go government hospital nau. Or Yaba left
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelist Leads Masquerades To Christianity (Photos, Video) by UncleKoboko: 5:22pm On May 25, 2022
Lol

Christians and their USUAL stupidity

An adopted religion brought by slavers who came to:
Steal
Rape
Destroy and enslave is now more godly than every traditional religion.

Rubbish

Those guys in masquerades must be fake ass niggas hiding under those clothes to beg for money.

If Na better masquerade, DEM FOR KNACK THE MUMU PASTOR BETTER JAZZ AND HIM HEAD FOR CORRECT.
CrimeRe: Shooting At A Texas Elementary School Leaves 14 Students And A Teacher Dead by UncleKoboko: 6:49am On May 25, 2022
A CHRISTÌAN TERRORIST ON THE LOOSE AGAIN

PoliticsRe: Train Attack: We Will Start Killing Kidnapped Passengers In 7 Days — Terrorists by UncleKoboko: 8:56pm On May 24, 2022
Yobabad:
No problem, that is what Islam is good at, as a formal Yoruba Muslim I know what am talking about
Lol
What is the meaning of yoruba Muslim?

So many miserable and frustrated OSU ALUSI IPOB JEW PIG bastards think Yorubas are as disunited as them. Lol
FoodRe: The ₦100 Oranges I Bought In Birnin Kebbi (Photo) by UncleKoboko: 8:45pm On May 24, 2022
So fuckîng what?
How does it change the fact that BUHÀRl is a very useless and senseless president?
PoliticsRe: Ogbonnaya Onu May Be Buhari’s Favourite Candidate - Leadership by UncleKoboko: 4:53pm On May 24, 2022
StrongandMighty:
It can be anybody, but may Tinubu never happen to us!!
It can be anybody but never a northerner.
I prefer the disintegration of Nigeria than allowing another northerner to rule.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Posts Picture Of Tonto Dikeh Crying After She Posted Photo Of Him by UncleKoboko: 6:52am On May 24, 2022
Lol

Ugly MOFOS
RomanceRe: If Your Gf Tells You She Was A Former Sex Worker by UncleKoboko: 6:49am On May 24, 2022
Cutehector:
Her past is her past..but thunder go fire her if she still dey do am presently without my knowledge.
Words of fools as usual...
Her past is her past but when you start crossing path with those guys that used her over in random places when you go out to have family -times, you'll understand that her past is not her past.

The past defines who we are today....

ACTIONS WILL ALWAYS HAVE CONSEQUENCES...

A WHÓRE WILL ALWAYS BE A WHÓRE....


NEVER MARRY A WHÓRE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S A WHÓRE....
RomanceRe: I'm Falling In Love With The Guy Who Disflower Me...i Didn't Plan For This by UncleKoboko: 6:40am On May 24, 2022
Kologirl:
Hi everyone
So I recently got disflowered, it was my choice and I did it because I'm not really the marriage type, like am not a tradition woman, I'm in uni now but I do work hard for my own money so my choice wasn't money motivated,
My problem is I have started falling for the guy, like mad. Before we did it he told me that he loved but I honestly didn't care, but now have starting to love him for him.
He's nice, Caring and drama free.
I don't know if I should date him.
You rarely see a Nigerian guy that's not a problem.
The reason I'm confused is because I want to live a isolated life, just me and my adopted children but I'm not sure he's down for that.
The times we spent together he's always talking about wanting a family plus he's this religious type. I don't know if I should give the relationship a try. He keeps asking me for a relationship but I don't think it's sex motivated because since we had sex 10 months ago, he hasn't ask for it again plus I was the one who told him to disflower me

Please mature advise only, keep in mind I'm still young, i only recently opened my nairaland account and I did so because I needed advise. Thanks
Lol

Sperm is like drugs and can be very INTOXICATING


MU
MU

cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by UncleKoboko: 11:12pm On May 23, 2022
adadike:
cheesy grin chineke melu m ebere. My body shape na 'G' . Big boobs, flat tummy, big yansh.
But your face is scary angry grin
RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by UncleKoboko: 11:11pm On May 23, 2022
Kriss216:
I can sell all my family lands for C
You lack good taste...
How old are you?
EventsRe: Man Celebrates Birthday Party At A Cemetery (Photos, Video) by UncleKoboko: 9:00pm On May 23, 2022
cool
PoliticsRe: Sodiq Ango-Abdullahi Wins PDP Election While Still Being Held By Kidnappers by UncleKoboko: 6:34pm On May 23, 2022
Lol

FOOL ANI FOOLS


VERY FUNNY PEOPLE
EventsRe: Woman Caught At A Party, Stealing Celebrant's Gifted Money by UncleKoboko: 6:32pm On May 23, 2022
OSU ALUSI BASTARD


VERY WICKED PEOPLE
PoliticsRe: Multi-Billion Naira Property That Landed Suspended AGF In EFCC Net (Billion) by UncleKoboko: 6:28pm On May 23, 2022
AfonjaNaBastard:
Head slamming thief!!!
OSUsNaBastards

The rejected jew pigs are like him too
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Brother Is Taunting Me Always, pls Help! by UncleKoboko: 3:26pm On May 23, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar..


Which state are you

Let me help you

Especially if na Edo state or abuja

The brother to your girl friend want dey oppress you unto say he na hard man

Not knowing say where he hardness end na there other people own for start
Mum u
Tell me the colour of trouble first before I take you seriously.
FamilyRe: Kenyan Man Prepares To Marry Triplets (Video, Photos) by UncleKoboko: 3:22pm On May 23, 2022
Beautiful
PropertiesRe: Planning Relocation Because Of Armed Robbers by UncleKoboko: 11:03pm On May 22, 2022
AlfaSeltzer:
I'm waiting for the first to blame IPOB.
Of course
Who else can compete when it comes to PROSTITUTION, DRUGS AND ROBBERY?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Bans Biden, Zuckerberg, 961 Americans From Entering The Country by UncleKoboko: 9:49pm On May 22, 2022
Jim99:
Russia and USA in a nutshell.
Brainwashed America's ass lickers...

I wonder how you people's brain function

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