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Romance / Re: Please Help, I Have Not Been Sleeping Well, My Mind Is Not At Rest. by upuphim(m): 7:47am On Apr 11, 2018
As a pastor's son, you knew what the prodigal son did. Take that bold step to get the restoration that the prodigal son had, period.
Career / Re: My Job Is Making Me Suicidal.. Pls I Need Advice by upuphim(m): 7:56am On Mar 21, 2018
Be nice to your superiors to get recommendation for Army education. For example, my ND cértificate is from Army school of finance and administration, Apapa. Make inquiry for other opportunities. Army school of Nursing is there, also. Never think of suicide, it's better you die in active service. Cheer up!
Family / Re: My Marriage Is At The Brink Of Collapse Help Me by upuphim(m): 8:21am On Mar 19, 2018
You seems to make irrational decision at the verge of bookering peace. When gate was to be opened at your sister in law place, you left in anger. Now just to bring back load, you said not your car. You must strive to keep peace (sacrifice) if you don't want broken marriage. Remember two of you are passing emotional stress due to financial impasse. GO AND BRING THE LOAD BACK, is my candid advice. Days going in marriage in separation creates difficult barriers to first love and trust.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Dies After Being Punched By A Soldier At A Burial Ceremony. Photos by upuphim(m): 1:38pm On Mar 12, 2018
I keep wondering how ammunitions are being wasted these days by Soldiers and Mopols. Has it become so cheap for the Army and Police Authorities? Expending ammunitions for just jubiliation or celebration except for rubber bullets is very very wrong and dangerous.
Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by upuphim(m): 7:49am On Mar 06, 2018
You have money gulping project,yet you forget 'family' money gulping project and was sleeping with her till she got pregnant. Your hand is not clean from the murder because you failed to do what would have kept those lives. It's not all families that can withstand pregnancy without traditional and white wedding.
Travel / Re: TBS BRT Bus Station: First Time Experience During Rush Hour by upuphim(m): 7:59am On Mar 02, 2018
@Op, I don't know the basis for 70% score on maintenance. Roof of the buses are rotting away. The hand grip for those standing are fizzling out. Most buses have their Airconditioner malfunction. Above all, remember that these buses are new- just two years.
Career / Re: NPF:- Hw Many Yrs Will One Spend As An Inspector Before Promotion To ASP by upuphim(m): 8:14am On Feb 22, 2018
Try and complete your HND is best advice. Promotion in Police is based on mostly vacancy in your state which is called Federal Character or what Police call quota system. All the estimated years given before promotion to ASP will work if you are neither from Edo nor Delta States because they have more than enough indigenes in the NPF.

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Health / Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by upuphim(m): 8:23am On Feb 19, 2018
To me, since you have done test and no disease found, I believe you lack some vitamins like calcium and iron which are lost at intercourse. You can use quantum test to know the status of these Vitamins. Secondly, I recommend our swissgarde supplements for you. Rev-up, 40 plus and double power. When hospital fails, supplements are the answer. If interested send me mail at comoli2009@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Wrong For This Young Lady To Have Accepted Lunch Before Being Interviewed? by upuphim(m): 3:37pm On Feb 01, 2018
It's because there are no jobs and no competition at getting applicants in Nigeria that's why companies don't make provision for breakfast and lunch for interview. Those who support the HR staff against eating the food, what if company gives a transport allowance after interview, will it also be a test? Hardship has made us to accept somethings as not normal.

For your information, MTN Nigeria provided breakfast and lunch for a whole day interview for us the mid 2000 for Customer care. We were afraid that the breakfast was a set up. But when hunger came and there was lunch, everybody ate and nobody remembered a set up as you can't even think of going out to find something to eat. I equally attended another MTN interview for Security Supervisor. We took breakfast when they served other staff. The chairman of panel came so late behind schedule, while apologizing, he inquired if we have been served breakfast.

Actually, companies are supposed to show case their caring for their staff to woo applicants. Like I said earlier, the negative turn of things in country is seriously affecting us, it's now the applicants that keep wooing companies for employment. God have mercy!

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Health / Re: Any Diet Or Drug To Become Fat And Add Weight? by upuphim(m): 8:16am On Feb 01, 2018
I got two kg within one month of taking swissgarde Omega Plus and 40 plus. I recommend these for you. Send me mail if interested. Comoli2009@gmail.com.
Family / Re: A Married Mother Of 4 Had Sex With My Abroad Friend, Who's Her Ex Boyfriend by upuphim(m): 8:27am On Jan 15, 2018
ifyalways:
C'est La vie. What's new?


C'est mal vie, mon ami
Car Talk / Re: Traffic Offenders To Pay N100, 000 Fine- FRSC by upuphim(m): 8:38am On Dec 21, 2017
When can we be sincere in this country? How much is minimum wage that FRSC is proposing N100,000? This is just a ploy to increase bargain amount for bribe. Otherwise, FRSC should propose what will address the cause of traffic offense.
Family / Re: 'I Want To Cheat On My Runaway Husband' by upuphim(m): 8:20am On Dec 12, 2017
Don't cheat, please. I am yet to see someone bold enough to say, thank God I cheated on my husband. It has always been regret after the act. Are there no singles that are controlling their sexual urges? Do you know if he is planning surprise visit this Yuletide? It said, don't blame someone until you have seen him. Don't allow the guy to take advantage of your situation. If pregnancy happens, he will deny you and call you a hawk that sleeps around. You will not die of sex starvation to the best of my knowledge. If you not satisfied with this, please ask him for permission to cheat him with the guy. Make a wise decision today, that you will not regret tomorrow, even if he gives you go ahead, he will definitely use it against you in future.
Romance / Re: My Neighbour Is Showing Me Green Light Despite The Fact That She's Married by upuphim(m): 8:14am On Dec 07, 2017
What goes around turns around. If you will be comfortable for your wife to sleep with a bachelor in future, go ahead. She may just love your company without any other ulterior motive. Please note that seductive dressing is almost normal these days. Decide wisely!
Family / Re: My Friend Is Sleeping With His 13-Year-Old Daughter by upuphim(m): 7:50am On Nov 17, 2017
Report the case to Marabel centre and let them handle it.
Family / Re: My Parent Wants Me To Move Back Home At 30. Please Advise by upuphim(m): 9:25am On Nov 13, 2017
A pastor's son, keeping girlfriend. May be this is the reason you never mentioned what the Holy Spirit told you about the this matter. With this lifestyle, you know that you are not qualified to join him at running the church if your are to obey him. Secondly, your father seems not be a sound Christian as no such sound pastor will threaten his son with curses to scatter his (son's) future. We can't bless and curse with the same mouth James 3:10. The earlier you repent and face serving God in all honesty and then break loose from the clutches of your father, the better.

However, if you are a sound Christian, then your father is not your God. You have not be called into full time ministry, yet. If you decides to obey him because of fear, you will still meet serious frustration from your father that you're trying to avoid. Think wisely!
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend Inside The Church After Service (Pics, Video) by upuphim(m): 11:29am On Nov 07, 2017
Church copying the world. This is not right except you are telling me, a man gives engagement ring to a sister that have accepted her marriage proposal.
Health / Re: Help My Mother Diagnose This Infection by upuphim(m): 1:55pm On Nov 02, 2017
Have you tried any supplement? Swissgarde supplements can do wonders where medical treatment fails to yield the desired result. If interested check out details on my blog https://olicomventures..com.ng.
Travel / Re: Lagos Task Force Impounds 163 Motorcycles And Arrests 29 Riders (photos) by upuphim(m): 10:47am On Oct 30, 2017
LASG would have fixed the roads before impounding these okadas. First thing first, please.
Crime / Re: Lady Robbed By Online Customer In Lagos (Photos) by upuphim(m): 2:49pm On Oct 24, 2017
@Op, don't give up getting them to face justice. Report them to Police and with cooperation of your bank, they can get them through the account receiver of your money as well as the money the lady transferred for the products. If you keep calm, you may not know the next victim and crime will keep increasing. Thank you.
Properties / Re: Consumers To Pay N450,000 For Bypassing Meters – NERC by upuphim(m): 8:47am On Oct 03, 2017
NERC, What will be done to Discos for crazy bills?
Family / Re: Help With PHCN Wahala by upuphim(m): 1:54pm On Sep 29, 2017
@sisisioge: You are not alone. I am also in Shomolu District and I have been battling them for a review over the past four months. Its a pity, things don't just work for good of the masses in Nigeria. Do you know that their customer care defended the crazing bill by saying that we are being billed by amount of energy delivered to our transformer whereas we are not MD customer? This is unfair treatment which means every meter holder pays the same amount with households having up to two airconditioners. Ikeja Disco should remember the natural law that one will always reap whatever he sows. They will never make profit with unjust billing method if they believe it or not.
Business / Re: How Can I Recover My Money From A Lady? by upuphim(m): 9:05am On Sep 28, 2017
If there is sincerity as claimed, the bank code for transfer is good enough to adopt at refunding the money. Except the Bank doesn't such short code like GTBank *737*........
Health / Re: How Do I Get Fat? by upuphim(m): 10:37am On Sep 11, 2017
I'm about to post this testimony on my facebook today, only to see your related post. I used Swissgarde Omega Plus and 40 plus for men. Within a month I added 2kg. You may contact me via comoli2009@gmail.com as I am also a distributor but never used both supplement at the same time.
Family / Re: How Should I Handle Friends Requesting For Loan? by upuphim(m): 10:20am On Aug 03, 2017
Its not the best to say no to such request and the only that will satisfy him is the total amount but human being are difficult to satisfy. Package N10,000 for him not as loan but enable him try other sources if it entails travelling.
Health / Re: Between Policemen And A Mad Man In Lagos Traffic. Photos/Video by upuphim(m): 9:08am On Jul 26, 2017
Let's call a spade, a spade. No matter how bad the Nigeria Police has been, they had never monitored who crosses zebra. The mad must have stood at middle of the road causing traffic gridlock before the Policemen Intervention. All those calling Police madmen in this contest should be reasonable. After all in a sane country too, madmen are not allowed to move around but confined at psychiatric hospitals.
Celebrities / Re: Lamboginny Raises Alarm Over Major Holes On The Eko Bridge In Lagos (photos) by upuphim(m): 2:11pm On Jul 10, 2017
There are some places where flood drain on the bridge no longer drains the flood but keeps the water that now has colour green.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos BRT Staff On Strike After Recent Increase In Fares!!! by upuphim(m): 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2017
There is nothing hidden under the sun, we shall later know the reason for the strike. However, BRT management should not understand the language of strike only. Meanwhile, review your fares or has diesel not come down? Check the line of TBS-Fadeyi always longer than Mile 12 and Ikorodu because that is the relatively competitive fare with other commercial buses. Management wake up and stop abuses of monopoly privileges o o o o!

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Politics / Re: Do You Know You Can Contest An Estimated Nepa Bill? by upuphim(m): 1:08pm On Jul 05, 2017
@Op, NERC gave Disco a bad methodology for estimated billing. Check out my Disco (IEDC) reply to crazy billing on my meter of 2 bedroom flat which makes me to pay the same amount with any meter using 4 airconditioners whereas I have none.

In response to your billing complaint.
An analysis of the account reveals that your bills were computed based on Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC)’s approved estimated billing methodology which is determined through the amount of energy delivered to the distribution transformer serving your premises with the period of power outage factored. Hence, the billed amount varies monthly.

However, our mass metering exercise is ongoing in phases as every area covered by Ikeja Electric has been mapped out for the installation of the prepaid meter. Kindly exercise some patience for our metering team to get to the locality. Please note that meters are free and installed at no cost.

We apologize for any inconveniences this has caused you.

We are delighted to inform you of our convenient payment channels via NIBSS payment platform at the bank or Internet Banking, Ikeja Electric Recharge Vouchers either by SMS or Online using: www.iepins.com.ng, Ikeja Electric website using: www.ikejaelectric.com, POS terminals, Pawakad, BaxiBox and Interswitch.

Find below your query ticket number for future reference.

SR: 379400

IE, a commitment to quality service.

With Regards,

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Health / Re: No End In Sight To My Medical Problems; I Might Be Dying Slowly by upuphim(m): 4:23pm On Jul 02, 2017
Go for supplements because it's the only solution when hospital fails. Have you tried swissgarde​ Omega plus, A & R and Cal-c- Mac for disc problem? Aloe Power can neutralise effect of all drugs that are no longer effective for you and others can build your immune system against frequent breakdown. For inquiry comoli2009@gmail.com
Religion / Re: "Deeper Life Ejects 16-Year-Old Girl From Premises For Worshiping With RCCG" by upuphim(m): 2:19pm On Jun 30, 2017
How will you not identify with a church giving you refuge for the time being even if you hate the denomination. Your niece made a mistake of not worshipping with Deeper Life and it is high time we deal with denomination differences, because is never divided. Ask for the church, they may have their reason and may have other deeper life members they would want to accommodate. So don't judge the church until you have heard from their own side. Thank you.
Family / Re: My Husband Broke Up With Me Because I'm Yet To Conceive. Losing My Mind.. Help! by upuphim(m): 9:24am On Jun 29, 2017
Never end your life because of this. God doesn't forsake anyone. I know of a husband who took another wife in order to have kids, only to face the same waiting. He then, went back to his first love. So don't give up if you are sincere and never contributed to delay in child bearing

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