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Health / Re: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by upuphim(m): 9:59am On Mar 05, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Just Been Sacked by upuphim(m): 8:53am On Feb 25, 2022
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Family / Re: Am About To End My 15yrs Marriage by upuphim(m): 10:01am On Sep 28, 2021
Kestolove:
Divorce and marry another, responsible girls full area no husband

Another responsible girl cannot be guaranteed. History has it that first wife is always better than any other wife.

@Op, endure please. Very soon your children will be helping you. In future the children will pay their mother in her own coin
Health / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Bed Bug? by upuphim(m): 2:59pm On Sep 13, 2021
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Family / Best To Benefit From FG, Palliative Transfer With Ease by upuphim(m): 10:21am On Apr 19, 2020
With incomplete and inaccessible citizens data in Nigeria, FG, would be fair, sincere and transparent, if all pensioners on her payroll, benefits from the Covid-19 transfer palliatives. This is in line with reaching out to the elderly in the country, as they intimated Nigerians. Reaching to pensioners is like reaching out to every family. What do you think?
Family / Re: Should I Keep Enduring In This Supposed Marriage? by upuphim(m): 9:33am On Dec 19, 2019
Why will a woman you are living with, a mother of your child not feel insecured and get worked up, on every slightest provocation when you only gave notice to marry to her parents? It's normal with women when somethings are not fixed. You did not meet her with this character, therefore you are the cause. At least, do the traditional marriage and if there is no money go for church blessing. For your information, no matter how careful you are, you can still marry a heartache. Let both parents and the church bless your union except you don't believe the blessings of men.

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Crime / Re: Wife Catches Husband Defiling Their Daughter In My Neighborhood by upuphim(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2019
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Health / Re: I Have This Skin Disease And I'm About To Get Married... Help Needed!! by upuphim(m): 11:41am On Nov 29, 2019
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Politics / Re: LASG Declares "War" On Traffic And Environmental Offenders by upuphim(m): 10:05am On Nov 29, 2019
The war must start with zero pot holes. If traffic flows seamlessly, traffic offences would be drastically reduced.
Family / Re: What My Wife Does Whenever We Have A Disagreement by upuphim(m): 10:12am On Nov 15, 2019
If that is the only way of her saying 'im sorry' please accept it. Wives hardly make love when in malice with husband. Marriage is for two forgivers. Never deny your wife of s*x again, please. Google what is moving Rwanda nation forward, it is forgiveness. Don't take revenge. Above, all marriages are unique in one way or the order and if you continue to count faults it's unending in marriage.

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Family / Re: Must My Father Be The One To Receive My Bride Price? by upuphim(m): 9:59am On Nov 12, 2019
There is no alternative to peace especially in marriage. Plead with your Uncle to forgive your father and let him have the dowry because there are many forces that fight against marriage. The real bride price is not much. Your father may go fetish on account of right denial which he may succeed giving you pain. Secondly, it's not a must to do traditional in the village. On walking you to aisle, you hide the wedding date from him to enable your uncle do so.

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Family / Re: My Wife Insists No Sex Until Wedding Night Even After Our Traditional Wedding by upuphim(m): 10:03am On Oct 31, 2019
You should have gone for ladies with the same belief with you. People like you will break marriage vows. But I blame her for accepting you and also for going with to Abuja after traditional rites. Those saying she is not virgin, was that her reason. She believes PREMARITAL SEX is a sin. So if you can't wed her in church and have your love consummated, return the bride price because broken engagement is better than broken home.

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Health / Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by upuphim(m): 10:03am On Oct 29, 2019
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Health / Re: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by upuphim(m): 9:43am On Oct 22, 2019
Neither give up nor try suicide. Doctor's report is not final but what God said. Haven't you had of women who gave birth even when doctors said they don't have womb? You can still sexually relate with your future wife on lying down position. No condition is permanent but face your future with all diligence. Meanwhile, you feel like trying more options, I recommend swissgarde products for you. Visit my blog: https://olicomventures..com/

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Health / Re: I Have This Skin Problem And I Am About To Get Married (Graphic Photo) by upuphim(m): 12:08pm On Oct 08, 2019
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Health / Re: Please Help, Insomnia Is Killing Me by upuphim(m): 9:31am On Oct 04, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Accept This Job Offer Or Continue Job Hunting??? by upuphim(m): 2:52pm On Oct 02, 2019
If it can cover your transport, feeding for a month and they don't have habit of owing salary, take it to boost your cv for future successful job hunting.

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Family / Re: My Niece Said My Husband Got Her Pregnant by upuphim(m): 9:37am On Sep 27, 2019
Ask you husband to produce Doctor's report on the girl's ill health. If he is unable to produce it, then he is responsible, period.

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Crime / Re: Sister: Nikky Dora Killed In Port-Harcourt Hotel, Worked There, Not A Prostitute by upuphim(m): 8:28am On Sep 17, 2019
If truly, she was an orphan, the serial killer(s) days are already numbered.
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Pay More For Electricity Consumption by upuphim(m): 11:34am On Aug 22, 2019
If they like, let them double it, provided there is prepaid meters. Even with the proposed increase, I will still not use up to N10,000 energy per month whereas I was billed N17,000 last year before I got prepaid meter. So nobody with prepaid meter should panic.
Family / Re: I'm Worried About My Son's Behaviour. Is He Normal? by upuphim(m): 10:03am On Aug 21, 2019
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Politics / Re: Eko Electricity Distribution (ekedc) Appeals To Customers To Desist From Assault by upuphim(m): 4:32pm On Jul 19, 2019
Staff and the Disco should also desist from crazy bill and other matters that brings up assault. Distribute you prepaid meters that are wasting away at Ijora Olopa.
Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by upuphim(m): 9:21am On Jul 16, 2019
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everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

You are now older, so stop sitting on your dad's lapse is mum's coded message. Your mother knows your dad more than you do. Warm embrace is enough for family bonding expression with your dad. Those that committed incest, do you think it was intentional? If you like be dressing up in your father's presence and leave room door open to sleep when its only you and your dad at home. Prevention of incest is better the cure, my humble submission.

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Family / Re: How Can I Do Away With My Wife? ( Correct Or Divorce Her) by upuphim(m): 9:28am On Jul 15, 2019
Stop hanging out with friends or take her along. Where you can take your wife to, will always raise suspicion. Spend quality time with her, let her feel you love her more than those your friends. My humble submission.

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Religion / Re: Rape: Prophet T.B Joshua Raped Me, Trapped Me In Synagogue For 14 Years – Woman by upuphim(m): 1:43pm On Jul 01, 2019
freemanbubble:
Okay i go follow this news ehnnn

Because me ehnnn I first dislike God nor to talk of pastors the so called men of God
Because through that imaginary being called God one low budget asss Moda fuckkking nigggar called Jesus, the son of a broke asss bitch called Mary was able to deceive the world to believe he his the messiah
And the worse part of it all these churches don't pay tax.




You next to embrace Jesus and preach like Paul in Jesus name.

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Politics / Re: List Of Lagos State Traffic Offence And Fines by upuphim(m): 9:39am On Jun 18, 2019
Government is finding difficult to pay minimum wage, yet a fine as much as minimum wage is being awarded. May God also award them punishment for road maintenance failure that fuels traffic offences.
Family / Re: My Wife Watching Porn by upuphim(m): 9:33am On Jun 03, 2019
Dreadful:
Instead of you to relax and join her and watch the porn you're here fussing. You are the one making your marriage uninteresting. There are things you do to awe your wife!
It's obvious the cause of all the misunderstanding is ssssseeeeeexxxxxxx. The earlier you address it the better. She was already in mood, so there was nothing wrong to lock the door, pull off and straight to Jerusalem with her. She may have intentionally put on the porn to signal her intention, (even though I don't support porn watching) because some husband hate it when wife initiates sex. Please address sexual life because it covers multitudes of sins (quarrells between husband and wife). Thank you.
Politics / Re: Gateman Rejects House Offer For Borehole In His Community In Jigawa by upuphim(m): 2:34pm On Apr 25, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Dear Musa Usman,

In your bid to be the hero of your community who care less about your existence all through your 25yrs of being a "Mai Guard," you blew a golden opportunity for you to become a Landlord of your own and make your family comfortable... Some of your community people will only sing your praise for a short while but your family will keep on regretting your "heroic decision"

Take note Musa, nor be everybody for your community go happy with this your decision as you've temporarily made some "Mai Ruwà" (Water seller's) jobless and make the government more lazy.

Enjoy your water and your "thatch house."

You will be surprised, someone else will build him the house. This is the mentality that has kept Nigeria backward because of selfishness. If you don't touch lives, you have not lived a good life in this world.

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Travel / Re: FRSC ― Motorists Driving Against Traffic To Undergo Psychiatric Test by upuphim(m): 12:41pm On Apr 18, 2019
Automotive1:


The Ogun Command of the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC)  on Wednesday said motorists driving against traffic would be subjected to a psychiatric test.

Mr Clement Oladele, the Sector Commander of the FRSC in Ogun, made this known in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Ota.

According to him, any driver caught driving against traffic during the forthcoming Easter would also be prosecuted for dangerous driving.

The sector commander further said that such erring drivers were liable to pay N50,000 as fine or risk imprisonment.



Oladele also said the FRSC had embarked on a special patrol for the Easter to reduce the discomfort of motorists travelling during the festival.

He said that the command had reached an agreement with the construction company, Julius Berger Plc, to open the barricaded section of the Lagos-Ibadan expressway in order to ease vehicular movement.

Oladele further said that FRSC personnel would keep vigil at strategic locations to check the excesses of motorists during the Easter.

He implored motorists to maintain their vehicles and plan well ahead of their trips while refraining from night journeys.

Credits: NAN

https://autojosh.com/frscmotorists-driving-against-traffic-to-undergo-psychiatric-test/


Any FRSC sector that allows traffic build up thus encouraging one-way shall be subjected to psychiatric test, too.

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