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Religion / Re: 'I Sold My Soul To Satan So What? I Don't Want No Heaven' - Nigerian Lady Shocks by upuphim(m): 5:38pm On Jun 26, 2017
She will regret her choice and these words within the next six months. That money she will not have it in Jesus name.
Religion / Re: What Happens To Me When I Sleep. Could I Be Haunted? Please Help! by upuphim(m): 12:44pm On Jun 25, 2017
Have been to Jesus for a cleansing power? If cleanse from all sins and Jesus takes control of your life, that will be the end of all that you have summarised. JESUS IS WAITING, IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE SO.
Romance / Re: Wife Not A Virgin On Wedding Night As Claimed, What Will You Do? by upuphim(m): 7:56am On Jun 13, 2017
How do you proved that she is not a virgin? Let's not be deceived that every virgin must bleed on her wedding. Many things destroy the hymen like bicycle riding and other exercises. The devil should not be allowed to destroy the joy of new marriage because of what is not certain.
Health / Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by upuphim(m): 2:01pm On Jun 11, 2017
Try our swissgarde skin products (TEA TREE OIL SOAP). If interested you may call me. 08033375377.
Family / Re: My Brother In Law Barged Into My Room While I Was Unclad!! by upuphim(m): 7:53am On Jun 08, 2017
It has happened, try to bury it. Had it been your husband wasn't around I would have said he is up to something. Next time lock the door each time you are to be unclad. Beg your husband that he should educate his brother to always knock the door for answer before entering the room. Finally, when he is in a good mood, tell how you much cherish sharing your unclothedness alone with him. He should defend you when such things happens. But on condition, you are not into sexual provocative dressing.
Politics / Re: Ambode Suspends NURTW Activities In Oshodi, Bans Collection Of Fees by upuphim(m): 4:20pm On Jun 05, 2017
Your excellency, ban all collections if you are towing the plan for megacity in Lagos. All collections should go to Government purse nothing short of that.

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Business / Diamond Bank At It Again- Card Maintenance Fee From N100 Yearly To N50 Monthly by upuphim(m): 1:09pm On Jun 01, 2017
Fellow Nairaland Diamond Customers,

Did you get this notification? I think this policy is against cashless policy of CBN. How much do they give Savings account customers per annum for them to earn N600 from card issuance despite payment for the card request? Can their staff in the house enlighten us? Otherwise, they should not expect me to renew my card on expiration.

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Politics / Re: I Will Resign If Nigeria Continues To Import Petrol By 2019 – Kachikwu by upuphim(m): 12:15pm On May 23, 2017
He is saying this because Dangote Refinery kicks off next year, hence his boldness.

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Family / Re: How My Pastor Ruined My Marriage - Civil Servant by upuphim(m): 9:36am On May 12, 2017
Accepting a marriage proposals my dear sisters, be convinced yourself that the man is good for you. Don't rely on other people's (pastor's) recommendation. For they will not suffer anything negative in marriage with you.
Romance / Re: Please Help On Masturbation by upuphim(m): 7:52am On May 05, 2017
Give your life to Jesus Christ first and ask Him to deliver you. That's all you need.
Business / Re: Diamond Bank To Re-introduce Stamp Duty Charges. by upuphim(m): 9:04am On Apr 29, 2017
Is not supposed to affect only current account? Diamond copy other banks so that you live long.
Family / Re: Married Last Week, Already Set For Divorce. Help A Nairalander Make A Decision by upuphim(m): 2:42pm On Apr 26, 2017
If you lived for two years peacefully, then you can still leave peacefully for the rest of your life to enable you train your son/children jointly. Your wife is emotionally attached to her mother, hence the siding. Call your wife, apologise and tell her how much you cherished the two years you have been together. Assure her that you wouldn't want traditional marriage (enemies) to rob you of what the future has in stock for both of you. This is not easy but that's the only way to make marriage work. Swallow your pride/ego. One of the couple must be like a fool in most circumstances and in the circumstance it demands your being a fool for this marriage to thrive. This is my candid advice.

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Romance / Re: What Getting Married As A Virgin Does Not Guarantee by upuphim(m): 10:37am On Apr 19, 2017
CaroLyner:
Being a Non virgin doesn't guarantee all that either
Seconded
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Traffic Laws And Penalties by upuphim(m): 3:32pm On Apr 04, 2017
With all these fines, yet minimum wage is N18,000 giving room for egunje (bribe) collection by enforcement officers.

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Family / Re: Photo Of Beautiful Family Of 8 Children by upuphim(m): 9:44am On Apr 04, 2017
Tell them to add two which equals to 12 disciples.
Family / Re: My Wife Denies Me Sex Just Because Her Mum Is Around. by upuphim(m): 12:14pm On Apr 02, 2017
She needs more time. That's the best way, she feels to communicate it to you. So accept it like that and patiently wait till the mother goes. Nothing as embarrassing as to women if such crucial moment are interrupted and they want is as secret as possible. Once again, PATIENCE.
Car Talk / Re: Overheating: Causes And Some Likely Solutions by upuphim(m): 7:55am On Mar 30, 2017
I have experienced over heating twice due to non functioning of my radiator fan. I always listen to the sound of the fan many a time as precaution.
Romance / Re: "I Regret Wasting My University Being A Virgin, Each Time I've Orgasm" - Lady by upuphim(m): 11:19am On Mar 23, 2017
You don't know what God has done for you. May be by now, you would have been dead of HIV/AIDS. Just thank God you are alive, healthy and enjoying intimacy with maturity of the body and other issues. May I ask you, would have gotten better results in the University? Please thank God for everything and do not push some young one to loose virginity in the campus.

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Romance / Re: Was My Boyfriend Scamming Me? by upuphim(m): 11:13am On Mar 23, 2017
Dump him immediately, you can always love somebody else. In fact, there is somebody you will love better than him without you paying all the bills for the relationship.
Entertainment / Re: Lagos Bans Live Band At Beer Parlours, Restaurants by upuphim(m): 2:35pm On Mar 21, 2017
I hope this is not targeted at churches. Residents complaining should note that it will be bad if the church was already there and they decided to rent house or acquire land beside it. If church programmes, mosque and club are repugnant to you, don't live close to the them. My candid view. Meanwhile, what of power generator noise with its deadly and cancerous fumes? Government only places ban where they fine defaulters and make revenue.

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Family / Re: These Posts And More On The Internet Are Not Meant For Couples - Bamisepeters by upuphim(m): 10:55am On Mar 20, 2017
Nice post. Don't look for fire when there is no smoke.

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Family / Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by upuphim(m): 1:35pm On Mar 19, 2017
Have you tried Swissgarde herbal products? If No, contact me comoli2009@gmail.com
Car Talk / Re: Speed Limits For Vehicles In Nigeria – FRSC by upuphim(m): 3:58pm On Mar 17, 2017
It is only this Government can enforce. What of bad roads that causes 90% of accidents in Nigeria?
Car Talk / Re: Speed Limiter: FRSC Impounds 20 Vehicles In Onitsha by upuphim(m): 12:13pm On Mar 17, 2017
Must car owners continue to suffer persecution in this country. Customs demand duty payment, FRSC speed limiters, Council ununiformed amount for LG papers, LASG N500 for Radio tax. All these on top of bad roads. God help us.
Business / Re: 20 Facts About Dangote’s Refinery And Petrochemical Plant by upuphim(m): 12:02pm On Mar 17, 2017
Haba, I thought it is this year. Anyway, good project sha!
Crime / Re: Vampire Forgot To Use Disappearance Charm, Says His Herbalist by upuphim(m): 10:25am On Mar 07, 2017
Every charm/amulet/concoction has an expiry date. Its only God protection that has no expiry date.
Properties / Re: Lagos Criminalises Drilling Boreholes Without Permit by upuphim(m): 8:07am On Mar 03, 2017
What effort is LASG making to providing portable water to avoid bore hole drilling. Doesn't LASG know that the failure to provide led to this? I think this Government is after revenue. Government milking the citizens dry.

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Politics / Re: Lagos To Crush 4000 Impounded Motorcycles - Photos by upuphim(m): 8:47am On Feb 28, 2017
Some of those okada can better lives of some UDP persons. May God deliver us from unfriendly laws.
Travel / Re: A Policeman Hanging On A Danfo Bus! What I Saw On A Lagos Expressway Today by upuphim(m): 4:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
What means of transport do they have to report to duty. Op, how many Police Stations have barracks to accommodate their personnel. I don't support the act but I believe the Policeman was constrained to so. Please don't snap them next time.
Politics / Re: Navy Burns Illegal Bunkering Site In Port Harcourt As Black Soot Takes Over by upuphim(m): 12:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
I have said this over and over again. FG should come up with better ways to punishing such culprits. Burning apart from health hazards, also contributes to global warming. The oil found could be taken to where it will be properly refined instead of burning.
Crime / Re: Man Who Specializes In Printing Fake Voters Cards Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by upuphim(m): 8:54am On Feb 16, 2017
This has to go on since some of us were not issued. Please where can I get mine but not a fake one.
Sports / Re: Lagos City Marathon Begins. See Massive Crowd Of Participants In Action by upuphim(m): 9:15am On Feb 11, 2017
Please tell security operatives and Lagos KAI to open pedestrian bridges it does not disturb marathon just as other lane of the express road is not blocked.

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