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Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After Being Deported From Dubai (Photo) by uuzba(m): 10:21am On Nov 12, 2019
realestniggah:
Nigeria is so bad that when they deport you back you commit suicide
Do you have a guarantee of heaven after committing the suicide?
Do you know how terrible he'll fire is?
Crime › Re: Corper Doctor Emmanuel Assaulted By Airforce Officers In Lagos by uuzba(m): 8:55am On Nov 12, 2019
tonye33:
Cry no more, they both will fall sick and would be brought to you for treatment.
It doesn't work like that
Doctors never treat anybody they have emotional attachment to, family members, friends or enemies.
Phones › Re: Infinix S5: Unboxing & Review Of The First Punch Hole Device By Infinix by uuzba(m): 3:43pm On Nov 11, 2019
Marvieduke:
Nice one. Am getting one for my boo
Good. Which one will you get for you baa?
huh

Boo ko, baa ni!
Crime › Re: Female Teacher Beats 16-Year-Old Student In Texas. Caught On Camera by uuzba(m): 1:08pm On Nov 11, 2019
Neddstark:
I am for discipline. But do you know what it is to step your foot hard against somebody's head. If that woman were to do that repeatedly on that child, it would be a murder case. Not reacting well to situation is reason why some people are serving life terms in prisons.
I know. The woman she lost her mind TOTALLY.
Probably has been suffering racism for long quietly and just released her anger on that child

The story do enter news fast-fast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCWR1HAwp_A
Crime › Re: Female Teacher Beats 16-Year-Old Student In Texas. Caught On Camera by uuzba(m): 12:54pm On Nov 11, 2019
Elder0001:
The young lad striked the teacher first if I read correctly .
This the news on CNN.
Oyibo no even mention anything the child did.
That's Thier racist way of life.
The won't mention the one the girl did O. It's the one the black teacher did that they will mention ... And that's how all their children are spoilt.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/11/09/us/texas-substitute-teacher-fired-hitting-student/index.html
Crime › Re: Female Teacher Beats 16-Year-Old Student In Texas. Caught On Camera by uuzba(m): 12:39pm On Nov 11, 2019
Neddstark:
The student was wrong but what that teacher did could actually kill the child
This is why so many of us hate teaching
Nobody wants to teach. But everybody wants a good teacher.
Devil will just enter one child in the class to talk nonsense and test your patience and endurance with the bullsh1t salary paid to teachers.
When you spark and whozz the child one hot slap, they will paste it on YouTube and the whole world will be against you.

Nobody wants to teach but Everyone wants a good teacher
Crime › Re: Female Teacher Beats 16-Year-Old Student In Texas. Caught On Camera by uuzba(m): 12:33pm On Nov 11, 2019
Olajumoke11:
Some students can be very disrespectful. They have special skills in provoking teachers.

One of the essential skills a teacher must possess is the ability to tolerate things. If you can’t overlook and tolerate some things, just be self-employed. Shikena
Yet nobody respects the teacher .
They are not even paid a decent salary for all their work and stress.
Sports › Re: David Abraham Knocks Out Christian Streich During Match by uuzba(m): 12:28pm On Nov 11, 2019
kereman1:
Don't let this post distract u from the our movement.

"Bring back our "
I will send this "electrician" to help you repair things in your house.

Health › Re: The Making Of Poisonous Fufu by uuzba(m): 12:23pm On Nov 11, 2019
Moscodee1990:
Please is fufu same with Akpu?
If you eat FU-FU,
You can fight Kung-Fu
It's a Japanese food.

Sports › Re: KSI Beats Logan Paul To Become Youtube Boxing Champion by uuzba(m): 11:31pm On Nov 10, 2019
PotatoSalad:
I knew it. Logan Paul should go and face his vlogs.
You won't believe that white boy is 24 years old.
Wonder if they add NPK in their cereal
NPK?
. Every chemical and fertilizer that they use on their crops, vegetables and chicken, finds its way straight to your stomach.
All those KFC chicken is only 30 days old. The same chemicals has made all their kids grow fast.
Crime › Re: Onuh Makedomu: Policeman Arrested For Taking Bribe From A Motorist by uuzba(m): 11:19pm On Nov 10, 2019
Beosten:
Even the 'arresters' know that they are the ones that asked the arrested to collect bribe. Can NPF survive without bribe collection on highways? Hell no
So why is their salary not increased?
Travel › Re: Petrol Tanker Fell On Airport Road Ikeja, Lagos State. VIDEO by uuzba(m): 11:07pm On Nov 09, 2019
OBTMOS:
Fire men in Lagos are really on their hills this season
Heels

Crime › Re: SARS Operatives Cornered A Young Man Due To His Hairstyle In Lagos by uuzba(m): 11:04pm On Nov 09, 2019
meobizy:
What a backward country. It’s a good thing I look responsible. I don’t want idiots attacking me over my fade hairstyle.
No O. Don't look responsible O.

So you know what a responsible person looks like. And you guys will be defending irresponsible looking touts
Crime › Re: SARS Operatives Cornered A Young Man Due To His Hairstyle In Lagos by uuzba(m): 11:02pm On Nov 09, 2019
1shortblackboy:
sharrap stop talking nonsense angry
Dress the way you wish to be addressed.
Crime › Re: SARS Operatives Cornered A Young Man Due To His Hairstyle In Lagos by uuzba(m): 11:02pm On Nov 09, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

As a real niggarrr

I must say sars are not real niggarrrz

Leave niggarrrs with dread locks alone
Life is too short to have boring hair
Gan cut your hair correct and stop doing criminal hair.

Crime › Re: Man Disgraces Lady Over N200 Debt In Lagos by uuzba(m): 8:20pm On Nov 09, 2019
ValCon888:
The whole story just reeks of poverty.
Hunger made him mad and the same hunger made her ask for the N200.

Hunger is really bad.
It can make you run mad.
So? Do you have cure for their hunger?
Or your are just here to make fun of anybody around you who is unable to feed themselves?
Education › Re: Malam U.C. Aliu: AAU Lecturer Beats University Students Mercilessly by uuzba(m): 8:17pm On Nov 09, 2019
roca47:
swear by what you hold dear that u have never cheated anywhere... and p.s if someone cheats and u slap the person..... may u survive to tell the tale...
No I have not cheated anywhere.
Neither do I promote cheating
Lazy Nigerian youth.
Politics › Re: Ghanaians Angry Over Border Closure! Order Nigerian Businesses To Leave Markets by uuzba(m): 2:48pm On Nov 08, 2019
hammerD:
Just dont push your luck, becos u cannot withstand wat Nigeria have coped with for the last 10 years.

Trading take different nationals to different countries.

Ghanaians own shops and trade in other countries, so that is not even a case.

But any stupidity will be treated expediently, so those that will learn will learn.
You're seriously dreaming. If Nigerians can beat up themselves in their own land, what makes you think they can unite and fight against an Enemy, Ghana?.
Nigerians will even join Ghanaians to beat up other Nigerians. At the end, Ghana will just take over the whole Nigeria land.
Crime › Re: Man Begs UK Police In God's Name After Being Caught With Expired Car Insurance by uuzba(m): 2:20pm On Nov 08, 2019
istina:
I learnt a lesson though

You could see from the video that the female officer was polite all through

Unlike our rude FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police officers over here
who are more perfect than armed robbers in struggling your keys with you and snatching your car away from you.
What you learnt is that the society there is different.
People are paid livable wages.
As in,even if your work is to sweep road, your salary will guarantee you food each month and house rent. It will not be fine O, but you will not need to beg for money so far you have work.

Cars, phones and other gadgets ... You only need to pay a monthly sum, then carry the gadgets and go.
Have a look at this site: www o2.co.uk
That's a mobile network. They advertise Al kinds of handsets and data plans.... Like £20 monthly can even get you iPhone....

So nobody is desperate about anything unlike here in Nigeria that everything is do or die.
Crime › Re: Man Begs UK Police In God's Name After Being Caught With Expired Car Insurance by uuzba(m): 2:03pm On Nov 08, 2019
FortifiedCity:
angry

Why call her Darling? That's rubbish.
That Darling is just part of UK English.
Sometimes they can say Love, Hi Love, OK Love, Yes Darling....
Sports › Re: Andy Ruiz Jr Apologizes To Eddie Hearn For Beating Anthony Joshua by uuzba(m): 1:46pm On Nov 08, 2019
Ahmed0336:
You can call it what you like but he's just stating facts. AJ fought him as if he wasn't prepared or something like that Dec 7 is just around the corner.
Which kind nonsense work be all this boxing sef?
Somebody cannot just win and be enjoying himself? Everybody want to fight you now because you are the champion?
If I'm AJ, I will just charge that guy for impending assault. Let police lock him up. Nonsense. He should go and find another work.
Travel › Re: Moving Trailer Without Brake Spotted In Lagos Traffic. VIDEO by uuzba(m): 1:41pm On Nov 08, 2019
Olalan:
95% of road crashes in Nigeria is as a result of human errors and negligence
But this is what MOT is about
Your vehicle is meant to be physically checked by an official before he gives you the MOT certificate.
Education › Re: Malam U.C. Aliu: AAU Lecturer Beats University Students Mercilessly by uuzba(m): 1:34pm On Nov 08, 2019
roca47:
some lecturers at times behave af if they never asked for help or cheated in exams. Bunch of stupid hypocrites
So they should promote cheating or what?
Education › Re: Malam U.C. Aliu: AAU Lecturer Beats University Students Mercilessly by uuzba(m): 1:32pm On Nov 08, 2019
kobosmart:
grin when gehs no go learn how to use computer everytime them go dey run go meet man for epp why dem love-vendor slap am
If it's Instagram now, they will know that one..
Now this is normal usage for your own course
Instead of calling the lecturer's attention, you went to go and be disturbinh another student.

You want make the guy comot multimeter, plier and tester to be checking your pC?

Irresponsible girl. Why didn't you repair it properly before the exam? You left it till last minute. Now you're complaining that they WHOZZZ you slap?
Education › Re: Malam U.C. Aliu: AAU Lecturer Beats University Students Mercilessly by uuzba(m): 1:27pm On Nov 08, 2019
donbachi:
Sexual abuse no dey work for now....dem Don change am to physical abuse....him get luck sey na kids full uni now...if na bfor.
If it was before, adult students wouldn't do the stupid thing that these kid students did. So nothing will happen
Politics › Re: John Lennon And Wife Protesting British Involvement In Biafra War (Throwback) by uuzba(m): 9:20am On Nov 08, 2019
brudiga:
An illiterate is the president... another illiterate is posting topic on a forum created by a fantastic brain

Useless country where illiterates are kings...
You that are not illiterate, what are you doing?
Politics › Re: John Lennon And Wife Protesting British Involvement In Biafra War (Throwback) by uuzba(m): 9:18am On Nov 08, 2019
mrvitalis:
Nigeria better respect equity else she would fight another war
...she would fight....

Who is the she that will fight?
Is it you?
Do you have the power and authority to LEAVE YOUR SMARTPHONE, and come out on the road and start fighting?

Who are you even fighting?

She ko, She Ni....
Education › Re: Do You have any Regrets Studying Engineering? by uuzba(m): 8:08am On Nov 08, 2019
sunnychibs:
Thanks for your candid advice sir.

I actually want to learn from people's experience,not focusing on their regrets.
If you want to be a chemical engineer, go and look for a chemical engineer now. Find out where he works and defindr how to work there. Abi, when you graduate, that's the kind of place you will work.
Webmasters › Re: Jack Dorsey Speaks Yoruba In Nigeria (Video & Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:00am On Nov 08, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Waiting for awon nyamiri to say he is a tribalistic bigot cos he didn't speak igbo grin
You Think this white man can tell the difference between Urhobo and Swahili? As far as he's concerned all black people in the whole Africa are speaking the same language, Munga-Bunga, just like the colonial masters thought.
Webmasters › Re: Jack Dorsey Speaks Yoruba In Nigeria (Video & Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:57am On Nov 08, 2019
Kaybaba5:
YORUBA is a universal language
Take it or leave it
I leave it.
Webmasters › Re: Jack Dorsey Speaks Yoruba In Nigeria (Video & Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Nov 08, 2019
Paulo3ree:
Rich guy that eats once a day
Hmmm, inside life
If that is so, then he must be smart.
Health is wealth .
That you earn $1billion doesn't mean you will just go and be eating meat pie and Banga soup anyhow.
That's when you have to be very stringent with your eating and watch your health seriously.
Webmasters › Re: Jack Dorsey Speaks Yoruba In Nigeria (Video & Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:54am On Nov 08, 2019
seunlayi:
Who cares
Untill they off your Nairaland account, that's the time you will care

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