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engrezenwa:

People should be sending these images to car manufacturers websites in America. Make their mouth close with shame

dazzlingd:
Which kind English be this nitori olohun

Discussion - The nick name of a Honda Car. Fully nicknamed "End of Discussion"

So he has seen "End of Discussion Honda car" continue with their journey.

Evil Spirit - The nick name of another Honda Car model.

So he has seen "Evil spirit Honda car' with pulled out wheel joints on same road that the other car passed

CocoaOla:
Nigerians should blame their un motorable roads sport car in off roads What do you expect

Nigerian should by more of off roads vehicles or car with caterpillar tracks as wheels

We should be using this kind of cars na.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yzink59Vvo

masterP042:
You're the one that need a change in orientation. You've associated the word local to be inferior, substandard and backward. People in china don't see local that way, cos almost everything they use is locally made, and they appreciate it. Made in china is just for export purpose.

Local is all over this website.
Eg: that image of "Local man is tired...."
Local has always been used as inferior something.

AutoReportNG:
Local made seems to be the thing now

Don't say it like that, "Local Made"
Say it as "Made in Nigeria"....
Using the word, "Local" seems like you are intending to discredit the product/makers.
Chinese inside China still call all their products, "Made in China"! And they say it with pride.

Location

padi94:
Wish I was there...

Only 2 people there looking well fed. The rest look so lean and hungry.
I wonder what they fashioning.

MelesZenawi:
Importance of learning how to swim

Kukuma just be like the European Explorers of old.
They could cook, wash, swim, fly, sail boat.... so many practical skills required in their exploring lifestyle.

Be prepared for EVERYTHING in Nigeria.
I carry a rechargeable torchlight , comb and screw driver in my bag everyday, everywhere.

Car fell into water, people died. A lady survived

And the part that concerns you is her status? Married or single?
and village?

Will you pr1ck never rest? In a site of dead people, that is the one you can see?

rolams:
What is the benefit of showing us. The Nigerian Army should do the right thing not!

If you are the commander of an army,I wonder if your aim is to protect your people or to kill all of them.

danjumakolo:
So areb u justifying their act because of the bad economy?They are only being greedy to make money.A decent underage girl will not do it.

Before I met my wife, she was underprivileged by today's standards cutting short hair because no money to plait long hair. Wearing one shoe January to December. No money.

dheaven:
Its hard to discourage young ones from these vices because of the bad economy affecting many families.

Was there a time when Nigerian economy was good? If you can remember, write it here.

The cause of bad economy, is trying to live above one's means.
Importing goods/food recklessly from foreign nations.
Instead of importing equipment and tools, we import finished goods like iPhone. Our industries are closed. Western nation's industries are open.

Count everything in your house and categories them. You will find that 99% of everything in that your small house is imported.

Don't forget to count the toothpicks, toilet rolls and your pant!

seunmohmoh:
And what do they have for people whose major aim is to charge in church?

In my parish, it is clearly announced every week, switch off your phones.
The announcement was made that no charging of phone in church.
See, it is not to the pastor/priest that you are praying. It is to God.
The church is a house of prayer to GOD, not to the pastor.
It is not a place for charging phone.

chijioke17:
Looks to me like a setup

Na heat.
Maybe the driver thought they were sweating inside the container.
You know they can't communicate with him throughout the journey for fear of police hearing their voice.
Na E the driver switch on the refrigeration AC system and kuku forgot to turn it off.

festacman:
I rate the bilateral meeting a success.I hope implementation of the agreements will also be successfully done.

Revival of Ajaokuta Steel Complex will a massive accomplishment if successfully done. Billions of Naira invested as well as looted over the years.

I am not clear about "Russia plan to establish nuclear plant in Nigeria". Does anybody knows what this implies in clear terms?

One good about this Buhari administration is the use of government-to-government relationship window to get critical projects done as opposed to government-to-company in which corrupt and insincere government officials shamelessly shortchange our country in structuring agreements. This approach was adopted in dealing Siemens through German government for power projects.

We are making progress.

Nigeria does not suffer from discussions at meetings
Nigeria suffers from implementation of the discussion AFTER the meeting.

Andhominem:
Again

If you keep doing something, you keep getting same result.
.
If you jump from a building, you will fall and die because of gravity.
If a baby crawls from that same building, the baby will also die because of same gravity.
Gravity does not respect anybody.

Accident is caused by loss of control in vehicle.
Going too fast, too slow, not watching out for other dangerous drivers, not looking at the road (looking at phone instead), spoilt vehicle, no brake, no good tires,...
Whether it is 1900 or 2019, London or Lagos, June or December, doing these thing will result in an accident 24/7

sylvez:
I need to hear from the Reverend sister first before I comment.

I don't know what you guys expect.
You have to understand what missionary means.
Nigeria was "backwards" and undeveloped.
White men came to colonise and develop it.
Christian missionaries came along to teach people Christianity and to Educate them.
People in their own Church in Europe/UK, contributed money, tithe, offerings, and gave them to come and use to build the school and pay salaries.
When my dad went to school in 1947, he didn't pay school fees. He didn't buy books, He didn't buy uniform, mattress.. Nothing. There were only 250 students from class 1 to class 5. School had 8 standard size football fields. Principal was a white man.
Everything came straight from UK to Nigeria. Nigerians foolishly assumed that missionary schools will DASH you FREE EVERYTHING FOREVER.
The missionaries trained teachers then when we got our independence in 1960, ALL the white people and Missionaries left.
They've built school for you and educated you and taught you Christianity. Now run the school yourself. Educate others and pay teachers their salaries. Get your own church, government and rich men involved in sponsoring the Education of the youth.

It is now our Nigerian duty to pay all the salaries, other monies needed to run the school.
The Reverend sister there running that place HAS NO MORE CONNECTION WITH UK. She is looking for money to run the school.
Nigerian Governments have not supported the schools. Instead they send double/triple number of students there to over populate the place and run down all the facilities.

The lady offered you N45k. She is not a business woman. She is doing Charity work HOPING AND PRAYING for rich people to sponsor, contribute and help out the place. But Nigerian people never donate their wealth to missionary schools. White people from UK donated their wealth to help you build it in 1900. And you still waiting for them to dash you their money again? Are they fools? When will you use your hand to maintain the place?

The Rev sister did well to cut your salary to N42k. She is telling you directly that that is not a place for making money. If you want to make money, go and find another work. This place is for DONATING MONEY. Without Donated Money, the place will TOTALLY collapse. There would be no more education for the poor children.

As no be Nigerian men wey you show

ImaIma1:
She is. She lacks the ability to compose herself regardless of the situation. She had to throw tantrums... talking and acting rudely to the driver. She got there and took a taxi back home. She's not just spoilt but childish.

Well, the show was already a spoilt one from the beginning. Guy was taking how out on a date and package here in the back seat as if she's crocodile that him and the driver have captured, and are carrying it to go and kill and eat.
He did not give her any single respect. He didn't treat her as his friend, babe, or even human being.
She was probably expecting some romantic music, that the boyfriend will play a special CD or mp3 on the car audio system. But who knows the Bullsh1t the driver was playing.
The boyfriend guy totally screwed up the whole situation because he's just a bush man, uncivilised.
She treated him as he deserves.

ImaIma1:
Your fiancée is rude and spoilt and she does not know how to manage her emotions.

However, one question, why did you decide to sit and gist with the driver when you were supposed to relocate to the back seat when you picked her up? Is the driver your family member?

I don't agree that the lady is spoilt.
But I agree that the guy messed up sitting in front with the driver.
The proper thing is to sit at the back with your lady. Unless you are the one driving. Then she sits in front with you.

Ahmed0336:
You did no wrong bro.

A perfect gentleman you are.

If you own the car, of course the lady sits in front beside you.
If you took a cab/taxi/uber... etc, you sit in the back seat with her.

Cousin9999:
Who really cares, oga? It's just a goofy wig. Mek dem wear if dem wan wear it.

Dressing matters.
Though we should not judge people by apprerance, but appearance can shake you O.

Tell me you will not shake small if you open your front door and see this person standing looking at you?

emrain:
Paying homage to their colonial masters. Bunch of slaves.

Well, what do you do?
England took 1000's of years to develop. They fought and broke their head till they wrote down all their laws. It is based on these laws their their justice system functions.

Nigeria as. Country is barely 100years old with us together under one leader. British that colonised us could not stress their self with our history/customs/ and multiple traditions. They just carried their home laws copy and paste on our head.
Don't kill, don't steal. ...etc. And all our lawyers and justice system wear British wig to signify the compliance to British law as foundation.
It will take another 1000 years for us to satisfactorily adjust the laws to truely reflect Nigeria as a Nation.

For now, I'm sure you can see all the injustice, confusion and jungle justice going on as a result of our confusion.

thunderbabs:
English teacher, I do not need your correctness, okay? Stress is not exercise, a ti gbo

Stress is not Exercise

Lucid1:
SMH
Na angle rod them use weld the seat sef. Is Innoson going forward or backward?
If Honda or Toyota (the supposed competitors) make Tricycles, they would be a million times better that this thing with pointed seat edges that could scatter somebody's shin.
Sincerely, what's this?
See how poor the finishing is sef, Innoson why?

Probably, you're looking for attention.
Well, good vehicles are made in industries that have lots of machines/robots... and constant electricity, good roads and well paid staff.
You cannot lie, that you don't know Nigeria does not and has never had constant power supply.
And that is the basis of the problem.
They end up HAVING TO QUICKLY welding whatever they can with the little electricity they have to finish the job.

Now, Buy DATA for your phone/tablet and watch this documentary.
When you finish, SWEAR that Nigerian environment and the one shown in the video are thesame and hence you expect SAME type of workers, quality, speed, equipment in Nigeria as in the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiiv6htH_dc

OyiboPep:
On behalf of feminists in Nigeria, we wee not take it!

If you think the "oga" is right, like.
If you think the girl too dey form, share.

Choose One.
The hammer OR.....

wonder233:
Men, stop allowing these ladies put you undue pressure. They put you under pressure to make money, same time put you under pressure to have 6-packs. You spend your money, you use up your energy just to pleasure a woman. What is in it for you? What do you get in return? fake moans and worthless flattery.
Men, concentrate on your own pleasure, not theirs, you should be the one calling the shots.

If you enter any prison, 11 out of 10 men are there because they were caught hustling to please a woman.

Pavarottii:
So after the week stress, u will advise the person to still go jogging during d weekend or have a good rest?

Pilates.... That stretching thing that Chinese people do.
That type helps blood flow round your body without you straining yourself in jogging.

Deluxewriters:
It depicts grey hair; which in turn presupposes that a person adorning it is learned/has wisdom.

They're not old na. So they can't be wise.
Why not just be an old Nigerian guy and use your Nigerian white hair like that.

Some sort of inferiority complex thing
They're just copying white people.

thunderbabs:
You live and work in Lagos?

Don't stress yourselves with exercises. Monday to Friday Lagos stress is enuf exercise.

Stress is not exercise.

Thegoodone13:
Its common things nowadays. God save us. Doctor in the house, what may cause it?

Maybe he over exercised.
For one who has not exercised for long, better to start with small exercises till your body gets used to it than to just engage in one big exercise ... Heart can't cope with load.