₦airaland Forum

Sirmuel1:
They always want to associate with us, yet they call ALL of us scammers and drug dealers just because of the bad eggs living among us.

Na the thing wey I come dey wonder.
The biggest Twitter customer, Mr Trump, curse us well-well as shithole nation. Wetin CEO of Twitter come dey find for here again?

[quote author=ukraine026 post=83822652][/quote]Black man. Always carrying oyibo matter untop him head.

ArticleBeast:
I have not committed suicide at least

There is nothing funny about suicide. Seek counselling now.
Never you be deceived that it is ever a passport to heaven.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKY3Sii4a-U&t=803s

Sunnymatey:
Does it matter?

Yes. Because she can slap him any day she likes. But he can't slap her back because he can't slap his elders.

Authoreety:
Love from Internet sweet pass...
Argue wt ur keypad

They should send us their picture after 5 years.

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Promise47:
sell this country na make them give me my share of the national cake

Sell it to who?
Do you think whoever buys it will give you any freedom? You will be their slave and be treated as one. Israelite in Egypt slavery. Moses time. Flogging without payment. Flog papa, flog mama, flog pikin. No health care. No phone, no school nothing ...

Waakanda:
I'm a big fan of Infinix smartphones... been rocking it for long

So this your fan that you are fanning, is that to anybody's advantage? Or you're just making noise?

Soon.
Everything in Nigeria, Soon.... will be.... about to.... tomorrow.... is set to.....

Do it first Abeg. And report after you have done it complete.
News is a report of something that HAS HAPPENED.

not something that will soon, about to, after tomorrow, before next week... may be.... 50-50...

Emekadollars:
That's a baby crocodile.

Was he supposed to stand there and be waiting for the crocodile to grow to adult before killing it?
This is the one that he saw and he killed it to go and eat. What's the problem again?

ValCon888:
The guy on white is afraid for his life.
@OP that is a small juvenile crocrodile. A big adult crocrodile is longer than the three guys put together.
This is what a big crocrodile looks like:

So the crocodile that he saw is this one and he killed it. And will go and eat it.

The day he sees a bigger crocodile, he will also kill that one and eat it also

FactBoyz:
If you dont want to migrate to Canada or USA.. Australia is the very best option..

Nice one..

No, Nigeria.
Migrate to Nigeria.

here4u:
wait tomorrow u will hear the real story

She seems to just be acting under hard drugs.
If a person has never taken such before and they suddenly give you a very high dosage, there's no way you can function properly.

1mrprolific7:
Same story Everytime.
Audio mad.
Maybe she follow them smoke Arizona sk.
Find garri and milk.
Case settled.

She'll be good.

Actually, I thought almost similar thing. They might have given her hard drugs, cocaine or similar.

denkyw:
See the nonsense guns. If you shoot me with this nonsense, I will refuse to die.

People have died from even bicycle hitting them.

Sonsly041:
That is why I don't buy zobo.... I prefer doing it myself

And the wall gecko will fall inside your container when you're not looking... just as it fell inside the container of the person that made this one.

nairalanduseles:
What a country......python that is not harmful........and were i am they protect all them animals I have actually seen a python sleeping and walked over it..........naija is just to backward and people think it's funny

Western nations eat a lot of chicken. Fried chicken everywhere.
Very cheap.
That's why they all get so fat.
Provide Nigerians with chicken everywhere, for cheap price and they will leave snakes alone.

These soldiers are going to eat that snake because you haven't given them chicken to eat.

Lamanii22:
Before nko... All my properties would remain in my name.... It's hard to truss men these days...

So why would you marry a person you don't trust in the first place?

Freshbaba95:
They pains me the most is that the case will be settled outside court with money

...because nobody has any job.
Nigeria has 36states. Only 4 can pay workers salaries. The rest do nothing. No work, nothing. Everyone jobless.

Kobicove:
Nigerian employers are very difficult people

Employ somebody.

zeeprince:
Lol time to defend ur sainty religion

Christianity is the following of the man Jesus Christ.
Doing things like him, copying his actions..
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Sadly, he himself has stated very clearly in the Bible that he will disown many who are fooling themselves doing other (selfish) actions and claiming to be Christians, his followers.

There's nothing easy about being a Christian. We can only pray to him and try our best.
Everybody should judge their actions and see where they stand with Christ, before the day of judgement.

Regardless, many have copied his actions and words in their daily lives, have died and are in heaven with him enjoying eternal life.

windhunter:
I wonder how the aged ones who are not working and also not on a pension manage to survive.

Many of us browsing this site would never even get a pension. We'd have to keep working to earn money till we die.

MARKone:
Truth be told, it's very obvious the then Military government performed far better than the civilian. These civilian guys steal with reckless abandon.

The nature of nigeria is FORCE. BEATING AND FORCING.

The colonial MASTERS sha used force to get things done.
Same as military regime.

Carbon2Oxide:
Yes i saw that. I just thought there was more

There was NO Victoria Island AT ALL in the 60s. The entire place called VI was sand filled.
Well, my parents saw it then anyway.

Bolowolowo:
You would think a Rugby World Cup would calm things down for a bit in South Africa. SA and rape are like 5 and 6.

Do you think the black people in SA give a damn about Rugby? Rugby is the white people's game. Blacks are not crazy about such

IronGalaxy:
Nigerians in South Africa are problematic let's not run away from that.

Even Nigerians INSIDE Nigeria here are problematic.

salbis:
South African men with toto na 5&6

Is just as if they have no other work to do. No goal, no ambition. Nothing ...
Just drink beer, wokukombochi and pursue woman after.

See them here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl-kqz8CWaU

voltron14:
Exaggeration.

Go to any auto dealership and request for an electric car and watch them discourage you from such purchase.

.... because they want to complete selling all their petrol cars to you.....

So what's your point?

Oblongata:
There is hunger in the land...

Are you feeding anybody? Or just making fun of them?

Aladine:
Bad Tyres also contribute to vibrations when you brake

We want this and that in this Nigeria
We want brake and car and tyres. ..
We don't manufacture any of these things so they are expensive to purchase.
Now to maintain it na issue.

We want
We want
We want ... But cannot maintain anything

lekjons:
8. Be mindful that commercial drivers didn't read this.

Just pay more attention to squeaky brakes around you on the road

What do we do? If you want commercial drivers to have good brakes, then you buy the vehicles, maintain it daily and employ them as drivers. That's what is done in Western world. Somebody cannot be using hi personal vehicle for business and you expect him not to corners.

AlphaStyles:
no be from the same people the politicians emerge? Mehn this country sef

Exactly!
The book sabi-sabi people will not join politics. Only to buy phone and be complaining on social media.

Gossipninja:
This one weak me

It's plastic.just wash it you're good to go..

But this guy is only doing this because Lagos water works isn't supplying him with water in the first place .

Everybody cannot have borehole neither can everyone dig well. This is 2019 and our government still making us live like 1900.

Guy is sticking it to the government. He's saying, "Government, here's your waste bin. I'm gonna use it to store water because you didn't supply me water. F*** You! "