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Science/Technology › Re: Lion Escapes From Kano Zoological Gardens by uuzba(m): 10:26am On Oct 20, 2019

Abdulnur:
Actually Sir, I work there and we have the things you mentioned.
You have any idea what deworming is?
Well to deworm a lion, you'll have to sedate it.

How do you know when the lion has worm?
The ones running in the wild, do they have worms too? If they don't need deworming also, what are they eating that keeps then healthier than the recaptured one?

Politics › Re: The Accident Victims Involving Obaseki’s Convoy (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:04pm On Oct 19, 2019

otokx:
Politicians, Pastors and all other big mer are always speeding and harrassing other motorists with siren and force men.

So why are there guys speeding? Are they the politicians?

Politics › Re: The Accident Victims Involving Obaseki’s Convoy (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:02pm On Oct 19, 2019

TheTourist:
POTHOLE RIDDLED SOCIETY

It's very sad
We are so focused on trying to "CATCH UP"... that we neglect basic safety.

Speeding? On a road with potholes?

We have to break this culture of "catching up" and be more conscious of basic safety in our environment.

Politics › Re: FG To Sink Fresh N915bn Loan Into Power Sector by uuzba(m): 11:15am On Oct 18, 2019

power generation

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Health › Re: HIV Positive Ene Was The Lady At Ajah - Solomon Buchi by uuzba(m): 11:33am On Oct 17, 2019

TOPCRUISE:
Why will God answer our prayers when we throw stones and hurl insults at a person in need of help

Be very watchful of the church you go to. Stay CLOSE to God in prayers. If the pastor talks nonsense, please correct him or leave the church.
Many are good at doing vigil and shouting Hallelujah throughout the night. But are the very ones throwing stones at this woman.

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Health › Re: HIV Positive Ene Was The Lady At Ajah - Solomon Buchi by uuzba(m): 11:30am On Oct 17, 2019

Clubmaster:
Stories like this makes me doubt the holy book.
Are you telling me that this present generation hasn't surpassed Sodom and Gomorrah?
God really owe those people one hell of an apology, that is if the stories are true.

Is it by reading book that people will repent? You think devil has not read the whole complete bible?
Jesus Christ himself went about doing good and people STILL refused to believe in him.
Infact it's the people that got jealous and killed him.
Pride is what kills. Pride. When someone refuses to accept that they are wrong and God is correct.

Those who have ears, let them hear.

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Education › Re: 'Money Heist': UNIBEN Accounting Final Year Students In Spanish Series Costume by uuzba(m): 11:20am On Oct 17, 2019

simplelex:
Dope

They look so lean, like they're not eating well.
See one with shoe without socks, like Mickey mouse leg

Politics › Re: Anambra Explosion: President Buhari Reacts, Sympathises With Victims by uuzba(m): 11:11am On Oct 17, 2019

Dreal1247:
Sad occurrence indeed. I'm deeply touched. God will help them out.

In foreign nations, this is prevented by doing MOT. Yes, ordinary MOT.
But the real MOT.
You take your vehicle for inspection.
They use their EYE to look at it and test it, brakes, lights etc ... before they issue you the MOT certificate.
If you fail the test, your vehicle is not allowed on the road.

But here, because we are TOO SMART for our own sense, no inspection is done on the vehicle.
Just collect papers, enter road and be driving one rubbish vehicle by a drunk driver that can both kill anyone at anytime 24/7.

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Business › Re: ₦500, ₦1000 Denominations Most Commonly Counterfeited Banknotes- CBN Report by uuzba(m): 8:45pm On Oct 16, 2019

Is it N10 and N5 you want to counterfeit before?
The machine and labour you will spend printing that one, is it not the same work you will do for N1000 notes?

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Nairaland General › Re: People Killed In Onitsha Fuel Tanker Fire Outbreak (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:42pm On Oct 16, 2019

Splintinterior:
Why can't petrol be transported by train in this country?�

Railway is a great infrastructure. It's best done by pipeline and tankers.

Nairaland General › Re: People Killed In Onitsha Fuel Tanker Fire Outbreak (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:37pm On Oct 16, 2019

seunmohmoh:
And to think some people scoop fuel from fallen tanker in Lagos still baffles me.

Rip to them

When they are running to scoop and you refuse to follow them, they will say you are not sharp.
1 or more persons who successfully scoop, will return smiling mischievously as a great achievement.

There is nothing I fear more than another Nigerian, smiling mischievously.
99% of the time, he/she has engaged in a nasty activity that will later backfire and cause havoc to everyone.

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Business › Re: 50 Naira Stamp Duty For Transactions Above 1000 Naira by uuzba(m): 3:30pm On Oct 16, 2019

dallyemmy:
NA TO DEY KIP OUR MONI FOR POCKET BI DAT NOW, MAKE BANK KIP THEIR STAMPS!

Makes sense
Interest in bank is nothing

Travel › Re: British Family Detained For "Accidentally" Driving Into US by uuzba(m): 1:38pm On Oct 16, 2019

Canada no big reach for una? You carry moto dey near border, like say you wan smuggle rice.
Na una dey find trouble before.

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Politics › Re: South Korea Embassy Donates 2 Vehicles To Nigerian Customs by uuzba(m): 9:47pm On Oct 15, 2019

Kevinsamba:
Who is that pretty lady by son-heung-mins side

Sang Fing Ping!
I know her. We went to same school

Politics › Re: Senate Asks FG To Declare State Of Emergency On Federal Roads by uuzba(m): 9:40pm On Oct 15, 2019*

whatisthetruth:
How much is interlocking stone that government would still be struggling with road?

Just about 10 boys can lay a couple hundred meters per day and finish any road in Nigeria, or at least, most roads.

You can't use interlocking stones for places where trailers and heavy equipment will pass.
Their weight will compress and damage it.
Never assume that it's only Okada or tricycles that ply the road.
Design for the worst case and heaviest use with rain and traffic.
There's a way they use granite stones and cement packed to like 1foot deep before using coal tar on top to finish.

That way OR adding iron rods to the road as if they are casting a building slab

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Politics › Re: Smugglers Abandoned Their Bikes And Bags Of Rice In Ogun Bush by uuzba(m): 1:29pm On Oct 15, 2019

9jahotblog:
Even the so called Nigeria rice are all full of Stones. They never improve on their production yield but can enforced total shut down on our land borders. The rate of appendicitis symptoms will increased tremendously in our various hospitals for this stones and tares in the rice. Very bad .

Then pick the stones from the rice before cooking it.

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Crime › Re: Oluwafemi Oyerinde Shot Dead In The US Over Loud Music by uuzba(m): 12:18pm On Oct 15, 2019

internationalman:
be deceiving yourself.

You'd be surprised to know the number of people who possess firearms in Nigeria legally or illegally...

And so if you are a freshman (New student), stand on one leg and stop disturbing others.

Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy's Parents: Margaret & Chukwudifu Oputa Throwback Wedding Photos by uuzba(m): 12:17pm On Oct 15, 2019

toprealman:
How does that bother you?

Everybody you see going about is alive.
All the animals you see are alive.
You see them, because they are alive.
This world is about life. A culture of life. Life brought you forward and you give life to your offspring.
We celebrate LIFE on this earth.

All those who do not appreciate life, appreciate death. We do not celebrate death.
Death is meant for those in Hell that have chose death.
Those who want to partake in Death, do not have any place on our social media.
We don't want to know anything about them.

Nairaland General › Re: How Will A Life Without The Internet Affect You? by uuzba(m): 11:00am On Oct 14, 2019

meobizy:
I will become ignorant but healthy.

Read books. Read real books.

The scientist that sent the rockets to the moon in 1969, did all their calculations without internet.
Bill Gates that programmed Windows in 1983, did everything by reading books.

Nairaland General › Re: How Will A Life Without The Internet Affect You? by uuzba(m): 10:58am On Oct 14, 2019

Legendguru:
No life

Did you come out of your mother's womb with internet?

You see, while the animals continue surviving and living their lives to the fullest human beings continue complaining and fighting each other.

Travel › Re: Man Swims From His House To Friends Place In Jakande Estate, Lekki (Video) by uuzba(m): 5:43pm On Oct 12, 2019

lilfreezy:
Bacteria

Crime › Re: Bouncer Kicks Soldier And His Girlfriend Out Of A Nightclub For Smoking Cannabis by uuzba(m): 12:12pm On Oct 12, 2019

engrchykae:
the difference between security agents and confra is uniform.
most guys go damage soldiers one on one.
being a soldier or joining confra before you can feel like a man is the GREATEST SIGN OF WEAKNESS

You guys will have muscle and everything, but you will not join Nigeria Army.
Should the country run without an army?
If you have no Army, you automatically have no borders or anything called country.
Benin, Chad, Niger and Cameroon surrounding Nigeria will just expand their borders and claim our land as their own.

The NO 1 work of soldiers and army is to prevent this and that is what is happening.

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Crime › Re: Bouncer Kicks Soldier And His Girlfriend Out Of A Nightclub For Smoking Cannabis by uuzba(m): 12:08pm On Oct 12, 2019

anayolity:
Most soldiers nah useless people

Can you be soldier for Nigeria?

Romance › Re: Ghana: Parents Dragged Student Who Impregnated Their Daughter From Class (Video) by uuzba(m): 11:28am On Oct 12, 2019

Neimar:
he f...ucked ur daughter and xo?

You must come from a failed and broken home.

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Politics › Re: Border Closure: Rice Smugglers Divert To Pineapples by uuzba(m): 10:19am On Oct 12, 2019

chris51:
How can Pineapple fromm Benin Republic b more nuitritious than ours?

It isn't .

We just like importing everything in this country. It is a national inferiority complex.

Politics › Re: Meet Safinatu Buhari, Muhammadu Buhari's First Wife (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:02am On Oct 12, 2019

Goldencheese:
Pretty woman. Buhari has always had eyes for beautiful women.

A married man going after another woman is committing adultery.

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Food › Re: What Happened To La Casera? by uuzba(m): 12:10pm On Oct 11, 2019

Sanchez01:
Bigi Apple chased them

I prefer to drink Bigi Apple than lacasera.
Lacasera somehow has a sharper taste than Bigi Apple. It's too sharp. And I stopped liking it.

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Autos › Re: ProForce Begins Production Of Bullion Vans In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 7:21pm On Oct 10, 2019

Brainiac12:
Is this a bullion van all I see is trash

Do you have a car factory?

Family › Re: After Marriage, How Long Should People Wait To Have Kids by uuzba(m): 3:55pm On Oct 10, 2019

greatmarshall:
Hmm... It depends on how long you choose to wait

Simple!

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Education › Re: Emmanuel Acheampong: Nigerian Student Offered Me Sex For Grade - Ghana Lecturer by uuzba(m): 2:04pm On Oct 10, 2019

yeyeosoronga:
Nonsense, so why didnt you do the right thing and report her to the appropriate authorities?
At least you had evidence with her nudes and phone number wherever she put them.
Why did you call her again when you were interested? Are you a school counsellor or what?

Exactly my thinking.
The only way out of all this BS to just never be in private with these young ladies.
Always Make sure another witness is there to confirm the truth.

Education › Re: Emmanuel Acheampong: Nigerian Student Offered Me Sex For Grade - Ghana Lecturer by uuzba(m): 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2019

Forreellinc:
oooooooooo i be think say them go show the nudes

Where is the paper and the picture?
This did not happen.
He CALLED HER PRIVATELY?
Is now you telling us abi?

This guy is speaking French.

Romance › Re: Benue University Student Slaps Man Who Proposed To Her In Lecture Room (Video) by uuzba(m): 2:01pm On Oct 10, 2019

OdenKelechi:
I'm not understanding why the slap was given o.. couldn't she just refuse and go?

She felt insulted.
Maybe she has been forming NO, NO before. As per, "this will never happen"
And the guy was not getting the hint.
The heavy slap has confirmed it finally, "I said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Are you DAFT?"

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