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HealthRe: 6 Reasons Why You Need Braces by uuzba(m): 3:35pm On Oct 28, 2019
When you have teeth like rake.

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Landed Two Nuclear-capable Bombers In South Africa by uuzba(m): 12:08pm On Oct 28, 2019
Tayor23:
Pls can you explain the motives behind all these? I need more explanation. .can you explain Pls. .Thanks
Human beings like to fight. That is the motive behind all this.
CrimeRe: Nigerians And Other Nationals Arrested In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia by uuzba(m): 12:01pm On Oct 28, 2019
Sukueponmalu:
Nigerians?
Or Biafrans?
Who's passport did they use? Is it not Nigerian passport?
There's nothing like biafran passport. Even if you print it, they don't have airport.
Even if they build the airport, International airways will not allow their plane to fly.
So just forget all the Biafra noise.
WebmastersRe: New Haircut: Mark Zuckerberg Mocked On Twitter (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:38pm On Oct 27, 2019
olaric:
Was expecting to see the man covered with smoke and ashes when you used the word "roasted."
"Roast" seems a new American slang for yabbing, making fun off in a very harsh/hurtful way. They say it a lot on social sites . .
Foreign AffairsRe: Faces Of 39 Migrants Who Froze To Death In Refrigerated Truck In U.k(Pics) by uuzba(m): 9:27pm On Oct 27, 2019
Flexherbal:
Nor be only Nigerians dry run comont for their country.
UK, have sweet mouth. They can talk and boast about nothing. When you hear the gist, you will use your own hand to sell your village, carry all the money and give them in the name of visa to live there.

I don't know why other nations cannot boast about their own land.
Foreign AffairsRe: Driver Of The Cold Truck That Killed 39 Migrants Has Been Charged With Murder by uuzba(m): 9:21pm On Oct 27, 2019
Chi59:
This fine guy. Love his eyes... Chai! Justice must be served anyways.
Never allow white man's eyes to hypnotise you
Seriously. The first time I looked into the eyes a white woman talking to me, E remain small, I for kiss the woman.
Maybe that's how they use us to do slave trade
Car TalkRe: Hondas And Other Cars With Failed Ball Joint On The Roads (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:14pm On Oct 27, 2019
gypsey:
Bad roads are the Major cause of this problem.
Nigerian bad roads ruined my 2017 AMG SUV benz.
So you know what a sh1t car it is.
Mercedes cannot be bragging that they have AMG? SUV? that cannot pass off-road?
What a bullsh1t
Car TalkRe: Hondas And Other Cars With Failed Ball Joint On The Roads (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:10pm On Oct 27, 2019
engrezenwa:
grin
People should be sending these images to car manufacturers websites in America. Make their mouth close with shame
Car TalkRe: Hondas And Other Cars With Failed Ball Joint On The Roads (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:09pm On Oct 27, 2019
dazzlingd:
Which kind English be this nitori olohun
Discussion - The nick name of a Honda Car. Fully nicknamed "End of Discussion"

So he has seen "End of Discussion Honda car" continue with their journey.

Evil Spirit - The nick name of another Honda Car model.

So he has seen "Evil spirit Honda car' with pulled out wheel joints on same road that the other car passed
Car TalkRe: Hondas And Other Cars With Failed Ball Joint On The Roads (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:04pm On Oct 27, 2019
CocoaOla:
Nigerians should blame their un motorable roads sport car in off roads What do you expect

Nigerian should by more of off roads vehicles or car with caterpillar tracks as wheels
We should be using this kind of cars na.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yzink59Vvo
PoliticsRe: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by uuzba(m): 7:23pm On Oct 25, 2019
masterP042:
You're the one that need a change in orientation. You've associated the word local to be inferior, substandard and backward. People in china don't see local that way, cos almost everything they use is locally made, and they appreciate it. Made in china is just for export purpose.
Local is all over this website.
Eg: that image of "Local man is tired...."
Local has always been used as inferior something.
PoliticsRe: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by uuzba(m): 2:43pm On Oct 25, 2019
AutoReportNG:
Local made seems to be the thing now
Don't say it like that, "Local Made"
Say it as "Made in Nigeria"....
Using the word, "Local" seems like you are intending to discredit the product/makers.
Chinese inside China still call all their products, "Made in China"! And they say it with pride.
TravelRe: Owode Elede: Trapped In Flood — Residents Of Lagos Community Struggle To Survive by uuzba(m): 2:18pm On Oct 25, 2019
Location

FashionRe: The Opening Of Lagos Fashion Week 2019 (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 11:44am On Oct 25, 2019
padi94:
Wish I was there...
Only 2 people there looking well fed. The rest look so lean and hungry.
I wonder what they fashioning.
TravelRe: Car Falls Into River, Lady Survives, Many Dead (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:28pm On Oct 24, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Importance of learning how to swim
Kukuma just be like the European Explorers of old.
They could cook, wash, swim, fly, sail boat.... so many practical skills required in their exploring lifestyle.

Be prepared for EVERYTHING in Nigeria.
I carry a rechargeable torchlight , comb and screw driver in my bag everyday, everywhere.

TravelRe: Car Falls Into River, Lady Survives, Many Dead (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:21pm On Oct 24, 2019
Car fell into water, people died. A lady survived

And the part that concerns you is her status? Married or single?
and village?

Will you pr1ck never rest? In a site of dead people, that is the one you can see?
CrimeRe: Army Arrests Lawan Abubakar Umar Garliga & Bayaga Manye, Boko Haram Members by uuzba(m): 1:08pm On Oct 24, 2019
rolams:
What is the benefit of showing us. The Nigerian Army should do the right thing not!
If you are the commander of an army,I wonder if your aim is to protect your people or to kill all of them.
CrimeRe: Ogun Hotel Where Underage Girls Sleep With Men For N500 And N1,000 by uuzba(m): 12:46pm On Oct 24, 2019
danjumakolo:
So areb u justifying their act because of the bad economy?They are only being greedy to make money.A decent underage girl will not do it.
Before I met my wife, she was underprivileged by today's standards cutting short hair because no money to plait long hair. Wearing one shoe January to December. No money.
CrimeRe: Ogun Hotel Where Underage Girls Sleep With Men For N500 And N1,000 by uuzba(m): 12:42pm On Oct 24, 2019
dheaven:
Its hard to discourage young ones from these vices because of the bad economy affecting many families.
Was there a time when Nigerian economy was good? If you can remember, write it here.

The cause of bad economy, is trying to live above one's means.
Importing goods/food recklessly from foreign nations.
Instead of importing equipment and tools, we import finished goods like iPhone. Our industries are closed. Western nation's industries are open.

Count everything in your house and categories them. You will find that 99% of everything in that your small house is imported.

Don't forget to count the toothpicks, toilet rolls and your pant!
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church Notice About Keeping Of Phones, Wallets, Handbags Goes Viral by uuzba(m): 9:25am On Oct 24, 2019
seunmohmoh:
And what do they have for people whose major aim is to charge in church?
In my parish, it is clearly announced every week, switch off your phones.
The announcement was made that no charging of phone in church.
See, it is not to the pastor/priest that you are praying. It is to God.
The church is a house of prayer to GOD, not to the pastor.
It is not a place for charging phone.
TravelRe: Police Found 39 Frozen Bodies Inside A Refrigerated Trailer In The U.K.(Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:23am On Oct 24, 2019
chijioke17:
Looks to me like a setup
Na heat.
Maybe the driver thought they were sweating inside the container.
You know they can't communicate with him throughout the journey for fear of police hearing their voice.
Na E the driver switch on the refrigeration AC system and kuku forgot to turn it off.
PoliticsRe: Highlights Of Buhari’s Meeting With Putin At The Russia-african Summit by uuzba(m): 7:49am On Oct 24, 2019
festacman:
I rate the bilateral meeting a success.I hope implementation of the agreements will also be successfully done.

Revival of Ajaokuta Steel Complex will a massive accomplishment if successfully done. Billions of Naira invested as well as looted over the years.

I am not clear about "Russia plan to establish nuclear plant in Nigeria". Does anybody knows what this implies in clear terms?

One good about this Buhari administration is the use of government-to-government relationship window to get critical projects done as opposed to government-to-company in which corrupt and insincere government officials shamelessly shortchange our country in structuring agreements. This approach was adopted in dealing Siemens through German government for power projects.

We are making progress.
Nigeria does not suffer from discussions at meetings
Nigeria suffers from implementation of the discussion AFTER the meeting.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Many Trapped In Multiple Accident On Otedola Bridge, Lagos by uuzba(m): 9:25pm On Oct 23, 2019
Andhominem:
Againhuh
If you keep doing something, you keep getting same result.
.
If you jump from a building, you will fall and die because of gravity.
If a baby crawls from that same building, the baby will also die because of same gravity.
Gravity does not respect anybody.

Accident is caused by loss of control in vehicle.
Going too fast, too slow, not watching out for other dangerous drivers, not looking at the road (looking at phone instead), spoilt vehicle, no brake, no good tires,...
Whether it is 1900 or 2019, London or Lagos, June or December, doing these thing will result in an accident 24/7
CareerRe: After One Week I Asked For A Salary Increase In A Missionary School by uuzba(m): 8:59pm On Oct 23, 2019
sylvez:
I need to hear from the Reverend sister first before I comment.
I don't know what you guys expect.
You have to understand what missionary means.
Nigeria was "backwards" and undeveloped.
White men came to colonise and develop it.
Christian missionaries came along to teach people Christianity and to Educate them.
People in their own Church in Europe/UK, contributed money, tithe, offerings, and gave them to come and use to build the school and pay salaries.
When my dad went to school in 1947, he didn't pay school fees. He didn't buy books, He didn't buy uniform, mattress.. Nothing. There were only 250 students from class 1 to class 5. School had 8 standard size football fields. Principal was a white man.
Everything came straight from UK to Nigeria. Nigerians foolishly assumed that missionary schools will DASH you FREE EVERYTHING FOREVER.
The missionaries trained teachers then when we got our independence in 1960, ALL the white people and Missionaries left.
They've built school for you and educated you and taught you Christianity. Now run the school yourself. Educate others and pay teachers their salaries. Get your own church, government and rich men involved in sponsoring the Education of the youth.

It is now our Nigerian duty to pay all the salaries, other monies needed to run the school.
The Reverend sister there running that place HAS NO MORE CONNECTION WITH UK. She is looking for money to run the school.
Nigerian Governments have not supported the schools. Instead they send double/triple number of students there to over populate the place and run down all the facilities.

The lady offered you N45k. She is not a business woman. She is doing Charity work HOPING AND PRAYING for rich people to sponsor, contribute and help out the place. But Nigerian people never donate their wealth to missionary schools. White people from UK donated their wealth to help you build it in 1900. And you still waiting for them to dash you their money again? Are they fools? When will you use your hand to maintain the place?

The Rev sister did well to cut your salary to N42k. She is telling you directly that that is not a place for making money. If you want to make money, go and find another work. This place is for DONATING MONEY. Without Donated Money, the place will TOTALLY collapse. There would be no more education for the poor children.
FashionRe: 5 Style Tips Every Plus-Sized Man Needs by uuzba(m): 4:39pm On Oct 22, 2019
As no be Nigerian men wey you show

RomanceRe: She Dumped Me While On A Date, Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?! by uuzba(m): 3:12pm On Oct 22, 2019
ImaIma1:
She is. She lacks the ability to compose herself regardless of the situation. She had to throw tantrums... talking and acting rudely to the driver. She got there and took a taxi back home. She's not just spoilt but childish.
Well, the show was already a spoilt one from the beginning. Guy was taking how out on a date and package here in the back seat as if she's crocodile that him and the driver have captured, and are carrying it to go and kill and eat.
He did not give her any single respect. He didn't treat her as his friend, babe, or even human being.
She was probably expecting some romantic music, that the boyfriend will play a special CD or mp3 on the car audio system. But who knows the Bullsh1t the driver was playing.
The boyfriend guy totally screwed up the whole situation because he's just a bush man, uncivilised.
She treated him as he deserves.
RomanceRe: She Dumped Me While On A Date, Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?! by uuzba(m): 10:40am On Oct 22, 2019
ImaIma1:
Your fiancée is rude and spoilt and she does not know how to manage her emotions.

However, one question, why did you decide to sit and gist with the driver when you were supposed to relocate to the back seat when you picked her up? Is the driver your family member?
I don't agree that the lady is spoilt.
But I agree that the guy messed up sitting in front with the driver.
The proper thing is to sit at the back with your lady. Unless you are the one driving. Then she sits in front with you.

RomanceRe: She Dumped Me While On A Date, Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?! by uuzba(m): 10:37am On Oct 22, 2019
Ahmed0336:
You did no wrong bro.

A perfect gentleman you are.
If you own the car, of course the lady sits in front beside you.
If you took a cab/taxi/uber... etc, you sit in the back seat with her.

CareerRe: Why Do Lawyers Always Wear Wig Caps by uuzba(m): 9:46pm On Oct 21, 2019
Cousin9999:
Who really cares, oga? It's just a goofy wig. Mek dem wear if dem wan wear it.
Dressing matters.
Though we should not judge people by apprerance, but appearance can shake you O.

Tell me you will not shake small if you open your front door and see this person standing looking at you?

CareerRe: Why Do Lawyers Always Wear Wig Caps by uuzba(m): 9:34pm On Oct 21, 2019
emrain:
Paying homage to their colonial masters. Bunch of slaves.
Well, what do you do?
England took 1000's of years to develop. They fought and broke their head till they wrote down all their laws. It is based on these laws their their justice system functions.

Nigeria as. Country is barely 100years old with us together under one leader. British that colonised us could not stress their self with our history/customs/ and multiple traditions. They just carried their home laws copy and paste on our head.
Don't kill, don't steal. ...etc. And all our lawyers and justice system wear British wig to signify the compliance to British law as foundation.
It will take another 1000 years for us to satisfactorily adjust the laws to truely reflect Nigeria as a Nation.

For now, I'm sure you can see all the injustice, confusion and jungle justice going on as a result of our confusion.
HealthRe: Man Slumps And Dies In Lagos During Early Morning Jogging (Photo) by uuzba(m): 4:48pm On Oct 21, 2019
thunderbabs:
English teacher, I do not need your correctness, okay? Stress is not exercise, a ti gbo undecided
Stress is not Exercise
Car TalkRe: Innoson Unveils Tricycle Ambulance For Quick Emergency Response by uuzba(m): 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2019
Lucid1:
SMH
Na angle rod them use weld the seat sef. Is Innoson going forward or backward?
If Honda or Toyota (the supposed competitors) make Tricycles, they would be a million times better that this thing with pointed seat edges that could scatter somebody's shin.
Sincerely, what's this?
See how poor the finishing is sef, Innoson why?
Probably, you're looking for attention.
Well, good vehicles are made in industries that have lots of machines/robots... and constant electricity, good roads and well paid staff.
You cannot lie, that you don't know Nigeria does not and has never had constant power supply.
And that is the basis of the problem.
They end up HAVING TO QUICKLY welding whatever they can with the little electricity they have to finish the job.

Now, Buy DATA for your phone/tablet and watch this documentary.
When you finish, SWEAR that Nigerian environment and the one shown in the video are thesame and hence you expect SAME type of workers, quality, speed, equipment in Nigeria as in the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiiv6htH_dc

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