₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
The church members should be arrested for not paying tithe.

The arresting is left for the Angels.
Let all the Angels come down from heaven and arrest them.

Omooba77:
This is serious oo

Can someone check up that bet9ja guy.
Seems his business has be dabaru by FIFA.
The guy will be feeling very upset now.

Neddstark:
Let her open up a restaurant. As a graduate she should know better than selling on a wheelbarrow. Education should make a difference in her life. Let her open shop

Probably she's calculating the costs and complication of handling other dependable staff.

The worst thing in any business is to open it up and your staff are too lazy to show up early at work.
Only you will now carry the work on your head.

blesskewe:
Thinking out of the box

She's fine na!
People will naturally go and buy that food.
I don't mean any bad thing O. But it's just the way marketing is.
Men, the primary income earners find it difficult to NOT HAVE money to buy something from a young lady.
They feel embarrassed saying, "sorry I can't afford".
They always want to afford and show it off to the lady.

Bank Marketing job? -> ladies.

Neddstark:
Sorry for your situation. Any idea where one can get PReP? God is your healer. Just dont tell anyone around you. We are a society that discriminates till tomorrow.

Don't tell anyone abi?
When family member has accident and they need blood, they will call you to donate blood
shey you won't tell any family member?
You will now spread death to other innocent unfortunate souls.

When my wife was about to give birth, they called me to donate blood, just in case.
Shey if I had aids, I won't open my mouth and tell them?

Don't have sex before marriage. SIN leads to death.

You have aids now. Tell your family receive your bashing and seek treatment.
If they love you they will help you seek treatment.
There's no bravery in concealing it.
Nobody online here will give you consolation.
Go and tell your family what you did.

Ronaldo24682:
lol the one funny thing about people is trying to look for that loophole. The lady was someone I knew before and didn’t you see the thread on the guy that the girlfriend of three years infected. Is that a fling too. I didn’t create the thread to be insulted, just learn bro. Ciao

Don't have sex before marriage.
Do not do it.

If you like a girl, promise marriage. Inform the family, do courtship.
You will be directed to do blood test, genotype test.
All these are done by serious people about to marry.
If you doing guy because of HIV, blood test, what about genotype AA, AS stuff? You born a child that is SS by mistake. This is sickle cell. The child will be sick his whole life. All because you refused to do blood test.
I have a friend that died of SS. I have a 42year old cousin having SS.
That one is still manageable. Nobody has AIDS in my whole family, father and mother's side, cousins, me and my kids.

You will have sex the rest of your life with your wife. JUST WAIT and do all the steps properly.
Human being grows from baby to adult to old age.
Your parents had you when they had their sex.
You now don't want another baby to have his chance by using contraceptive to BLOCK the formation of baby
If they BLOCK the way to heaven after death, will you like it?
This is why contraception is also wrong. Stop blocking the formation of a baby. Let the baby enter this world
When you too die, your way to heaven will not be blocked. Or you think God cannot block the way also?
If you aren't ready for a baby, THEN DON'T have sex.

Now you have got Aids, who's fault is it?
Your fault.

DJInfluence:
i don´t blame the Gorilla, country hard, the animal too want to abandon ship to seek greener pasture elsewhere.

Lack of maintenance of the zoo structure is what led to the collapse of whatever they used to lock the cage.

shadrama:
we enjoy freedom, bt we dnt want to live the animals to enjoy theirs too. i love pets a lot, bt smtimes when i c them in cage i pity for them.

Pet is very different from wild animal.

quirus:
Prisons are already filled to the brims. Additional and larger ones need to be built to accommodate large number of criminals multiplying daily.

And is that they way to set up society?
Imprisoning everybody?
Imagine God firing thunder/lighting any time anybody breaks 1 of 10 commandments, nobody will remain on earth alive
If you O Lord, should mark our guilt, who will survive? (Psalms)

That's why there is Church, to teach you what good to do to obey God

And there should be good schools and social education to teach citizens of a nation what good to do to obey the government.

But govt is confused and is unable to setup and maintain such education. They just punish people instead

MyGeneration:
with the way Nigerians are committing crime very soon prison go full

Tailor no dey sew police cloth for civilians.
They are in league with a police officer.
The officer gave them his uniform....as a form of business.

Take am tiff, carry my share gimme.

denjjy:
I just dey imagine how thick the ponmo go be.

Fear the voice
When women build muscle, their voice Changes to man voice, deep and heavy
If both of them quarrel in the house, their shout voice go comot the foundation.

Rootprof:
Sorry to say ooooooo but what's attractive in her but one man food is another ones poison. God have mercy on us

I really pity Americans.
They will eat chicken belefull 24/7
Fatness will start worrying them
Next is to run to gym to work out the fat
After muscle will build up.
I see muscle building women as misguided. They have nothing else to do but build muscle. Muscle they won't use for anything except to look ugly and later slim down

How many muscle old women have you seen?
Now matter all the gra-gra, na waste of time.
They still put on weight, get fat before old age.
And pass on(die) as normal old woman stature with no muscle

Midas01:
But a man cheating and wanting a second wife is not adultery right?

Of course it is.
You are the one saying you want the mariedt woman for yourself. Leave married women alone
That is very unfair and wicked.

A couple have problem. The man is making outside chick to commit adultery with him. He is already married.
Your business is to help them settle their issue and reunite to each other
Don't seek to split them up and keep for yourself.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Do not break God's commandments. Na your salvation you dey joke with O.

bitingcool:
What a great advise... Spent blaming than looking for a solution. I pity those that work under you. Na die they dey

Sorry about that
Marriage is meant for open heart .
You totally open your heart to someone else.
You have to do it. Both of you. All your weakness.

The husband has a very dirty agenda and is justifying himself. OP must open up totally. Stops keeping secrets in your innermost heart

Marriage issue is meant for you both. The seriousness of your issue concern you both. NOT general public (we online).
None of us online, here, are marriage counselor. Even if we are, you cannot know. You can't just be reading comments and select the comment your like. Maybe the comment you hate most is the actual solution to your problem.
If you want to be solving serious marriage issue by reading comments on this website, you will hear all kinds of nonsense comments . How do you select the correct one? Selecting only what makes sense to you?
Your poor judgement already led you to this problem. How can you rely of same poor judgement to lead you out of it?

youngest85:
I disagree with you

Na so dem they start
So you are thief?

Surulereman:
It shows that there is still some hope for Nigeria.

I don't know.
If criminals are parading the street, will you carry your jewelry and be flexing in their front?
Nigeria is one kind of environment. Why carry iPhone anyhow? Put it inside a bag. Only bring it out when you are in safe place.
Or just buy a cheap phone.
If E lost, use another cheap money to buy another one. Flex the iPhone in the house till Nigeria becomes safe.

Sunsets:
Stop struggling with who you are. Embrace it.

I'm a Nigerian
Born in Lagos and lived in Lagos most of my life
Lagos is the commercial centre of Nigeria and headquarter of the British colonial government.
They taught everyone British English, entered their sailing ship and went back to UK.

Don't ask me how my night was.
That is your own village English

I was born in Lagos. This is my village.
We speak either Yoruba, pidgin English or British English here.

The rest of Nigeria learnt same British English, pigin and their Language..

If you can't speak proper English, let's speak Pidgin instead ..

Sunsets:
Stop struggling with who you are. Embrace it.

I'm a Nigerian
Born in Lagos and lived in Lagos most of my life
Don't ask me how my night was.
That is your own village English

I was born in Lagos. This is my village.

Sunsets:
May I remind you: the Niger-Congo languages of which Volta-Congo is a part of share genetic unity in structure. That is why almost all languages spoken in Nigeria except Hausa do not struggle with understanding these expressions. They share the same root. I make bold to say that you cannot point out a distinct Niger-Congo language that doesn't greet this way.

Nigeria is a multicultural country
Must you know somebody's exact village before you greet the person?
If that is your mission in life, I wish you the best
Is it not enough to know he is an Nigerian and speaks English?

You've not even begun discussing serious issues and proposing solution, you are still there discovering a stranger's village before your even greet the person? Hence we never progress in this nation. Just get on with it.

Dude, good morning. Blah-blah-blah.

I give no damn about your night or what you did in your house.... That's your private business. Don't ask me my own. We discuss business and get result.
When I trust you more or even Like you at all, I can then enquire about your village and tribe and ask you what you did in your house.

Don't intrude on my private space until I let you
Don't ask me, how was my night? It isn't just your business how my night was.

friendlyadvice:
Cheat your own back na

Ok. Let me kill you..after you can kill me.

Abi?

penguinpikin:
Men are funny. They will be looking for their downfall upandan. My neighbour who was doing fine until he was cajoled into chieftains title in his remote village. The title came with a young woman as a second wife. Today, another lady is pregnant for this same man making it 3 women in his life. Life is unbearable
Madam. This is my candid advice. Let the man get you your own business. You will suffer if u don't start doing something for yourself

I really pity the OP
You dated the guy for 6years
And in all that time, you didn't see his character?
When OP said when got pregnant BEFORE wedding, I knew something was wrong with both OP and husband
WAIT AND MARRY FIRST, you will not hear.
The man MAN CANNOT CONTROL his sexual urge, that is why he got you pregnant out of wedlock.
Now you've married, you thought it is over?
Shey you are seeing now that it isn't over?
He is trying to justify his uncontrollable sexual desire by quoting Bible.

You guys are so holy, why didn't you marry in church?

Aunty, this is your problem. You lied to yourself. You have to face whatever shit you get until your husband has a change of heart.

Sit down with him and tell him both of you did a bad thing from the start.
Confess, repent and start again

Logobenz3:
if you are pretty,educated and have a job,come to me.
I have money too,educated,handsome,from a good family and smart

You want to marry another man's wife?
Is that not adultery?

Sunsets:
Cambridge has even come to terms with this variant of English that they developed an English exam that accommodates it.

They've come to terms with the inability of Nigerians to speak correct English
Well, I never met a British person who spoke Nigerian English to me
My official written communication is proper English (emails/letters)
I don't ask anybody "How was your night?" And don't expect to be asked it..
If a Nigerian introduces themselves to me officially in "bad," English that is usually the end of communication. I just consider the person as not an official material and take the person less serious. I may even switch over to pidgin English to save the person stress of big English .

Brightest04:
The problem with these guys is pride, arrogance and pomposity.For the mere point that they're abroad based no matter how they fares is a thing of extreme mileage for them over their peers at home.And coming home deported will be a great shame to them.

But the village that people travel to every year for Christmas, Easter, new year, burial, marriage.

Each time they go, they see each other. This one will spend money anyhow and the rest will be envious and want to outdo him. The elders will make foolish marriage list, and someone will buy palmwine and drinks and finish the whole thing..waste all the money.

When these China guys remember all these, they will be ABSOLUTELY ashemed to return empty handed

Zhegx:


Most of these individuals run away not necessarily because 9ja is a huge pile of crap but because they've given the impression back home that "they've arrived" and starting from the scratch gives them nightmares.........

RIP to the dead......Guess Nigeria failed you......

Fvck badluck jonathan, lifeless buhari, Atiku..

Fvck China with their short ugly stature and wicked faces...................

So what's your own now?
You were born in Nigeria. Your don't like it.
You don't like Chinese.
You don't like,
You don't like
You don't like.

Which one do you like?
What are you doing to correct the wrongs you see in Nigeria?
If you die now and go to heaven, do you know that Nigerians will also be inside that Heaven?
Then you will say you don't like the heaven

Where will you then go?

Sunsets:
One of the tacharistics of language is that it is dynamic. It evolves. 'They gave us English.' That's a prehistoric assertion. The world is developing the English language we speak today. Go to Encarta; search Nigerian English.

I live in Nigeria. I don't have to go to any encyclopaedia.
I was taught English right here in Nigeria.
I spoke it and passed my exams
I went over to UK. Spoke the English very well without ANY MISUNDERSTANDING. They spoke back without any misunderstanding. I cracked English Joke, they laughed. They cracked English Joke Iaughed.

If you can't speak English learn it.
Tune in to BBC.
Download BBC iPlayer app, hear English and learn it
Or buy a shortwave radio and tune BBC.

Bahddo:
Whoever wrote this is not very intelligent. When you say something is 'wrong English', you are saying it is grammatically (or perhaps syntactically) incorrect.

Just say it is misused over here and doesn't truly mean what we think it means.

That said, it high time people realized that African/Nigerian English is actually a thing. It should be rightly recognized as a valid context in which expression usage can differ from BrE or AmE and still be correct.

No it is not

Jamaicans speak own creole. A pigin English.
It is different from their English.
We also speak various dialects of Pidgin English. That is also a thing well recognised. It has always existed.
Pidgin English is a separate language with English and language words a mixed up by people trying to communicate in English straight from their native tounge

English is another language. Learn it and pass your exams. There's no excuse

Sunsets:
How many local languages do you know? I hear as often as it is said, "iralukwalu ofuma?' That is Igbo for how was your night?

Before asking your question, make sure the person is from your exact village
We are Nigerians from different tribes. Consider that you are speaking to someone NOT from your village
To assist in this process, the white people gave us English, with its own rules. This is what me and you are currently using right now to communicate.
I cannot spesk your native language. You cannot speak mine
But we can both speak English
Speak it with English rules. Let us equally face the challenge.

If you keep speaking your version of English that offends me, I will reciprocate by speaking my version of English that will offend you
Final result, we bothoffend each other and there is no communication anymore

safindakas:
so u can't lose ur job to save a soul?

The ones that lost their jobz, did you employ them back?
The ones that are being owed months and years of salary, you didn't hear about them?
The ones that are not paid there pension, you didn't hear about those one either?
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We all hate teachers
People may claim, " My teacher was the best" but still forget about his well being. The teacher will die alone in poverty while we are all here flexing iPhone X

[quote author=lawrenzooo post=81293558][/quote]Perhaps if teachers are Guaranteed their salaries, and pension they will stop compromising and speak truth 100% with full confidence.

Chithauri:
This so saddens me.

See it now
Everybody went to school and benefited from teachers
Ok now, pay the teachers well, you will not pay them
Remember your old teachers. No body gives a f***. Enter aeroplane and fly out of Nigeria.

Alright
You, Form a good school. Make it better than the one you attended.
No way. No one wants to do such task.

Now, one hat-wearing proprietress will come and fence one plot of land and with wooden bench and call it school. Una go send Pikin go there
Then now complain that the service is poor.

How the g**** f*** will the service not be poor? All the smart book people did not contribute anything to the school.

Sunsets:
You missed an opportunity to teach them Nigerian English instead your inferiority complex turned you to an emergency English lecturer - a failed one at that.
Please, how was your night? Deal with it.

OP has told you, that non of your local languages ever translates to "How was your night".
Nigerian English is the English we speak speak when we translate word for word from our native tounge into English. It's a funny English.

Yoruba will say, "Ejo, E ba mi sun" (inside the bus).
Translated to Nigerian English, it means, "Please help me shift"
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What it funny there is, I cannot HELP you shift. You have to shift with your own nyash, one by one
British English will say, "Please could you shift" or "Please could you shift FOR me.
(Shift your nyash by yourself, but do so because of me. I shall not HELP you push your GIGANTIC nyash.. You push your nyash by yourself)

So, "How was your night ?" is not anybody's language. It is not Nigerian English either.
As OP said, it intrudes upon one privacy .
And the answer is still, NONE OF YOUR GADDEM BUSINESSES.