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Science/Technology › Re: FGN Invites Recent 1st Class Graduates In Sciences And Engineering To TYSON by uuzba(m): 8:47am On Aug 09, 2019
don4real18:
Most first class students won't make great scientists because they hardly think out of the box... Don't take this wrongly. I'm not beefing anyone.
That is exactly what their "Inside the box" lecturers taught them. So what do you expect?

Upon all the first class we have in Nigeria, thousands of students, common NEPA is still taking light and nobody can solve that one. But they can solve dy/dx....
If I didn't live in UK for 4 years, I would have thought it is impossible for electricity to remain ON permanent.
Fear catch me.
Science/Technology › Re: FGN Invites Recent 1st Class Graduates In Sciences And Engineering To TYSON by uuzba(m): 8:44am On Aug 09, 2019
Nicoddemus:
How much will they pay huh
This is the only sensible question here.
Nice one.
Travel › Re: Should I Renounce My Nigerian Passport For A Thailand Passport? by uuzba(m): 3:49pm On Aug 08, 2019
seanjy4konji:
he better collect thai passport...anytime he reach immigration office here..he will collect another nigerian passport as long as he get money..next day self.
Once you are black, you are a Nigerian. Simple.
Na fear people dey take run from here.
50cent and Snoop Dog, they are confirmed Nigerians.
Let them come here we shall find their village for them
Nonsense
Travel › Re: Should I Renounce My Nigerian Passport For A Thailand Passport? by uuzba(m): 3:46pm On Aug 08, 2019
izzou:
The poverty afflicted part of me is saying he should do it

But the remaining part of me is saying he shouldn't renounce it sad
After renouncing the Nigerian passport, will he turn white?
Will he forget his village?
Abi if he messed up in Thailand, those ones will mistakenly deport him to Canada?
All of us know that the guy is a Nigerian. They no dey denounce that one.
Education › Re: Faruq Gbolahan Yusuf Loses US University Scholarship Due To Lack Of Money by uuzba(m): 3:31pm On Aug 08, 2019
falz232:
if it were you, would you talk like this?
Which part there is the scholarship? Why is he paying?
Is it not them that should pay all his money?
Crime › Re: Man Raped 14-Year-Old At Knife Point In Ikorodu, Cleaned Her Blood With Cloth by uuzba(m): 3:29pm On Aug 08, 2019
softwerk:
angry

Afonjas always in the news for the wrong reasons!

Pukes!


Let's just divide this country abeg!!!
Then you carry your village and fly away abi?

Politics › Re: Bauchi Pensioner Returns N1m Over-payment by uuzba(m): 3:19pm On Aug 08, 2019
Computer don dey crash be that.
Their accounting software is miscalculating and issuing out wrong figures.
The next stage after this month is zero payment.
The same man will run back to the bank again to speak another English.
They won't write that one on Nairaland.
Travel › Re: Benue Flood: Flood Hits Makurdi Again, Renders Many Homeless (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:18pm On Aug 08, 2019
Bluffly:
Who told you it is just about dirt in the drainage that causes a flood. Start by asking if there is a professional laid out drainage system in place. Was the topography considered before the erection of structures? All this question begs to know the kind of government we have.
So can you layout topography of an area?
Can you force the government to use the data?
.
In the absence of Government action, people just build house and live their life ...
We can't be waiting for government.
Where I live, everyone dug borehole to get water
What again?! If I can afford a small caterpillar, I'll buy it and clear the road
Travel › Re: Benue Flood: Flood Hits Makurdi Again, Renders Many Homeless (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:14pm On Aug 08, 2019
Lionsbet:
Ask me a country that is not working?

I'll tell you, Nigeria!

See my signature if you're looking for a great sports betting site to win big with.
So what should happen now that we know it's Nigeria?
Health › Re: Israeli Technology Can Now Freeze Cancer Cells by uuzba(m): 3:08pm On Aug 08, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
Why are we so different from other countries? Such a simple concept but look at what we use our brains for here in Nigeria
Before 1900. There was no single car in Nigeria. All our grand parents and great grand parents went about on foot. Transportation was a challenge. People just didn't go anywhere far from home.
Whiteman came and brought along car, bicycle, motorcycles and constructed paved roads

Our transportation problem was instantly solved.
Just buy an imported car and that's it.
We don't solve problems. We just buy and use .
Whiteman was the one to invent car.
So that is it. We are forever conditioned to just sit down and wait for the next Whiteman technology to import ..
Career › Re: Eric Osagie Resigns As Sun Newspaper MD by uuzba(m): 3:01pm On Aug 08, 2019
Jayslicky:
So this is the man that was in charge of that newspaper that is famous for advertising old evening newspaper on the third page looking for partners, anytime I see that third page, I just loose interest in all the headlines in it and just want to puke.
They learnt it from UK sun. UK own is even worse.
Crime › Re: Mob Burns Army Van In Aba For Killing Keke Driver (Video) by uuzba(m): 12:38pm On Aug 08, 2019
Emmanuel226:
i swear e, good as herdsmen and boko haram dey kill dis militry idiots kwa, useless sets of human beings, dey are jux notin but rubbish idiots sad
Let's assume all the military is killed off by Boko Haram, what will now happen?
Crime › Re: Mob Burns Army Van In Aba For Killing Keke Driver (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:21am On Aug 08, 2019
obembet:
When we shout revolution.. Some idiot will say it's for particular tribe.. Enjoy your next level
So what do you do?
This area of Nigeria is made up of many tribes and villages. Right from time we were not living or working together.
Whiteman colonised everyone. But that doesn't mean we were together. Only that Whiteman was pressing everybody's head at the same time.
Whiteman left and gave us independence. So far we have still not worked together to achieve much
So you, our leader, how do you address this situation? How can you make TOGETHERNESS attractive for us?
If you have nothing to offer, people will not join hands. No revolution, nothing. Each person just hustle his own self, selfishly as before
Crime › Re: Mob Burns Army Van In Aba For Killing Keke Driver (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:14am On Aug 08, 2019
Correcto:
Why did the soldiers abandoned their vehicle in the first place?
They should die because of ordinary vehicle that their commander will use N2 million and buy new one?
Crime › Re: Mob Burns Army Van In Aba For Killing Keke Driver (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:11am On Aug 08, 2019
timecapsule:
90% of NA in Eastern region Hausa Fulani intimidating our people. And among them are released boko boy which the recruited into the system.


Where in the world have this happened. A sign that they're part of the system that why they called them insurgents rather than terrorist.
So if your "enemies" are joining the army of your country and firing you, what do you do?
Why not join the army as well and fire them back inside there?
Or do you stand any chance as a civilian, without gun or anything?
Education › Re: 30 Students Were On Bridge Taking Selfies 'ABTU Vice Chancellor' by uuzba(m):
Naijafull19:
1. Basically the bridge was bearing a load it was not designed to bear, hence the collapse.

2. Which makes sense....though when the folk were designing the bridge, they should have taken into account possibility of higher load ie..buildiing it with adequate planning for any eventualities.

Modified

I advise anyone quoting me to insult me to read my points slowly, especially point number 2. Thank you very much.

You can also criticise me without personal insults. I think I have made my point without insults. Thank you again

Finally...here is what the VC said...



Which validates my two points...that a heavy sudden load caused the collapse, and that in building the bridge they should have taken that into account..the possibility of a heavy load.
A stupid design.
If all bridges in this world are designed that way, then people will be dying any time there's traffic jam on the bridge.
Complete idiot design. The contractor, engineer and VC should be arrested
Travel › Re: LRU Retrieved A Fallen Tanker From Apapa Road - Photos by uuzba(m): 6:38pm On Aug 07, 2019
Dpharisee:
With all the money that comes to Lagos coffers its a shame seeing roads like these.
Perhaps they should ask Anambra State what they did to have the best motorable roads apart from Federal Roads in the State
Lagos has more vehicle traffic wearing out the roads than Anambra
Car Talk › Re: Hyundai Launches Car With A Roof-based Solar Charging System by uuzba(m): 5:16pm On Aug 07, 2019
Ojuelegba container should not fall on the roof.
Education › Re: Nairalander Makes Case For Nigeria's Informal Waste Workers by uuzba(m): 4:44pm On Aug 07, 2019
You made a case for waste workers and took a picture of only yourself?
And placed it in newspaper?

Is there NO EXTENT that a woman will go to seek attention?
Science/Technology › Re: Butchered Whale In Bayelsa: Residents Seen Extracting Fatty Contents From Carcas by uuzba(m): 3:49pm On Aug 07, 2019
CodeTemplar:
later we blame religion, did religion cause this.
Always comparing with America.
Americans can all eat KFC 24/7.
99% of them can afford it.
So they will not do stuff like this.
Infact the poorest ones eat chicken and grow obese without control.

Have you provided meat for your people? Is it widely available and cheap?

Science/Technology › Re: Butchered Whale In Bayelsa: Residents Seen Extracting Fatty Contents From Carcas by uuzba(m): 3:45pm On Aug 07, 2019
lonelydora:
What nonsense? They should just carry the bones home too. And the funny thing is, it will be one illiterate that will come up with this yeye idea.
Have you fed the people?
After you've provided KFC for them, then you can complain.

Car Talk › Re: 2020 BMW X1 Has A Bigger Grille And Screen by uuzba(m): 3:40pm On Aug 07, 2019
OP, ya wicked O.
Well, as for those commenters above, they can eat the picture.
Me, I need the car. Where is it?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Drama As Lawmaker Is Kicked Out Of Parliament For Coming With Baby [Photo] by uuzba(m): 12:46pm On Aug 07, 2019
abuhusna1:
Africa is too backward this is Australian prime minister breast feeding during address of the parliament
Let me see the women that will come and talk to me and be breast feeding at same time.

If you want to breast feed go ahead
If you want to talk go ahead
Don't do the 2 at the same time
It is totally disrespectful

Australia is doing gay rights. They are losing their senses
Tomorrow, you will come and say we should copy them.

If you were a fly, you are the type that will follow dead body into the grave
Foreign Affairs › Re: Drama As Lawmaker Is Kicked Out Of Parliament For Coming With Baby [Photo] by uuzba(m): 12:39pm On Aug 07, 2019
SOFTDRINK:
All these women and their penchant for attention and victim mentality.

Why not drop the child with a doctor if the child is sick?

Why not drop the child with a nanny if the child is not sick?

Must everything be about "because I'm a woman"?
Tomorrow they will say equal rights
God gave man the responsibility of leadership. There are some things women just should not do. No matter how good they are.
Celebrities › Re: Adebola Williams Strolling With Lion, Celebrities React by uuzba(m): 11:30am On Aug 07, 2019
He should come and do revolution with the Lion na.

People will just be flexing mumu flex.

Carry the lion to Aso Rock and revolution there.
Bite their nyashes.

Politics › Re: Sowore’s 'Revolution Now’ Movement: Things You Should Know by uuzba(m):
The only part I'm fearing about this details about the revolution is the impending chaos that will sweep the nation.
And the leader of the revolution has to keep the nation under control.

Usually, such a person ends up being a dictator.
He has to force everyone to listen to his ideas

This is the case of Fidel Castro in Cuba
The man had same revolution, free my people ideals.
But ended up as a dictator.
Politics › Re: Governor Makinde Approves N500,000 Each To Oyo Indigenes At Law School by uuzba(m): 11:15am On Aug 07, 2019
thesicilian:
Some people will still come here and complain about this.
embarassed
If you are just passing cash back and forth, without any work being done in exchange, it will slowly lose its value.
I wish they gave them guaranteed jobs in law firm
See what happened to Zimbabwe when they spent cash anyhow.

Travel › Re: Trailer Crushes Motorcyclist And Passenger To Death In Makurdi (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:41am On Aug 07, 2019
dotman4real007:
All these bikemen forming James bond overtaking carelessly usually are the cause of all these avoidable accidents, RIP to the passenger. Oga bikeman it's between you and baba God now
Laws, laws, laws.
Motor bike should not ride on same road as cars.
Politics › Re: BBC Interview With Sunday Igboho About Fulani Excesses In South West. by uuzba(m): 8:39am On Aug 07, 2019
Samunique:
Because the issues are strictly yoruba's !!!
Then put it on a Yoruba site.
We don't need that news here
Phones › Re: Telecoms Services Worsen Over Interconnect Debts by uuzba(m): 8:37am On Aug 07, 2019
izzy4shizzy:
Most unemployed youths are so because of pride,

Too much pride to do certain jobs, funny things is that they don't mind when begging for money
This is a nation without industries.
The White men, walked around on foot. Then ride horses, then attached wheeled wagons to the horses. Then replaced the horse with steam engine, then petrol engine and today it is a car with engine and 4wheels.

Nigerians, walked around on foot. Did nothing.
Whiteman sent cars and motorcycles here by importation. Suddenly we had cars. No industry, no manufacture, no thinking, no problem solving

Just like that

And that is the brain that our youth have
Just beg money and enjoy life
Romance › Re: Man Caught In Bed With Another Man's Wife. See Slaps (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:20am On Aug 07, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Yet the foolish husband didn't beat and slap his wh0ring wife.....ok o!
Hmm be careful.
If he slap him wife now, the woman will claim assult and broken marriage. Then sleep more with the other man.
Na so woman things dey be. Upsidedown.

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