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Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson And Girlfriend, Carrie Symonds Move Into Downing Street by uuzba(m): 8:25pm On Jul 29, 2019

wonlasewonimi:
That guy has been married three times

So he cannot get along with his wife? or he cannot get along with women?
so what's the hope for UK?
Anything he says is correct. If you argue too much, he will just divorce you and pick another person. That's his attitude. No compromise.
3 times failure.
This guy just demonstrating that all he wants is sex, then throw the lady away like envelop and buy another one.
Na prostitute don become first lady of UK.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson And Girlfriend, Carrie Symonds Move Into Downing Street by uuzba(m): 8:23pm On Jul 29, 2019

Mizwisdom:
What is our business, we are not from UK? why all these nonsense news about UK everyday? are they feeding us or something?

Well, it is their English we are using to do our writing on this site and this entire nation.
Abi, do you have another national language we can all speak in Nigeria apart from English?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson And Girlfriend, Carrie Symonds Move Into Downing Street by uuzba(m): 8:21pm On Jul 29, 2019

emeejinsm:
U mean his not married

Na so British people be. When you think they are doing good thing, they will just do one irresponsible thing that will shock you.
This guy must be a harlot customer.

Car Talk › Re: Okoronkwo Kesandu Ogan, 1st Nigerian Obstetrician & Gynecologist, Mercedes Benz by uuzba(m): 8:18pm On Jul 29, 2019

Thalinzrcng:
The most amazing thing about the pic, to me, is how naturally beautiful, youthful, radiant and happy the mother of 5 looks...there was a country. But no more

But why did the man do gynaecology?
Are his children not enough?

Car Talk › Re: Okoronkwo Kesandu Ogan, 1st Nigerian Obstetrician & Gynecologist, Mercedes Benz by uuzba(m): 8:17pm On Jul 29, 2019

gistovas:
INTRESTING

Why did he do gynaecology? He already has plenty children... Why that one, gynaecology?
Why didn't he do prostate cancer something?

Education › Re: Nigerian Teacher Who Teaches By Doing Push Up To Demonstrate by uuzba(m): 8:14pm On Jul 29, 2019

tunjilee003:
he is been renumeration handsomely that's why he has time for all these.

Shey the students are videoing everything and posting on social media for the principal to see.

Politics › Re: 10 Bad Attitudes Nigerians Must Drop To Make The Country Great by uuzba(m): 8:12pm On Jul 29, 2019

This is a pedestrianised area. Some Sort of road block is made to prevent cars/buses from plying the same route as human beings.
There are waste paper baskets in the whole region.
You can see that there is no motor bike here.
This is an example of town planning.
The cars and busses pass around the zone. There's congestion/pollution fees for cars to prevent people using their cars
and use public bus/train instead.
Those who use their cars, park it in the outskirt of the city centre, then use the city bus to move around.
This particular town is called, Leeds in the UK. I lived there once and that is exactly what this picture states.
This must be their summer as people can dress in short and sandals.
The town is always clean. Though, human being is still a stubborn creature and these people, the kids/teenagers still manage
to throw chewing gum on the paving stones, making a mess.

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Education › Re: List Of Illegal Universities Closed Down By NUC- July 2019 by uuzba(m): 8:02pm On Jul 29, 2019

hisexcellency34:
How can you close down Kingdom of Christ university? This people no fear God oooo

The university that is using Christ's name for substandard activities nko?

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Politics › Re: Outrage As Robbers Stab UNIUYO Student by uuzba(m): 3:14pm On Jul 29, 2019

On Twitter?
People use vex to press keyboard, you say na outrage?
Are you from Saturn?

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Crime › Re: Kaosiso Ezibe: Yahoo Girl Defrauds Canadian Lady Of $300k (Photo) by uuzba(m): 2:49pm On Jul 29, 2019

lasthero:
Ezibe doesn't sound Nigerian. Abi na which tribe?

It must be
If not the Dad is a Nigerian, it will be the mum
If not the mum, the house girl.

A Nigerian born that child grin

Family › Re: Is It Okay For My Mum To Send Money And Food To My Married Sister ?? by uuzba(m): 1:11pm On Jul 29, 2019

shekauvsbuhari:
Mr. Man dnt be self-centered. She is ur sister. Ur family. She in a deep poo. Whether by foolish decision or error, she needs all de help from even you to get out of her mess. Go n work and assist. Its ur family member U re talking about.

The woman is in a big bull shit
And OP should be terribly ashamed to even mention this type not useless story.
He should go and rescue his sister from death of hunger
When the man was toasting the sister without job or money, none of them talked.
Na E do reach the stage of begging for food. Na now dem dey talk.
And they all went to spend the little money the man didn't have on Wedding and dress.

Family › Re: Is It Okay For My Mum To Send Money And Food To My Married Sister ?? by uuzba(m): 1:06pm On Jul 29, 2019

saintneo:
Everything is wrong in that marriage.
.....

When God is truly in a marriage, provision is never a problem. In-laws are not expected to have any financial input into a marriage.

My wife rejects her mothers food.

Don't mind the OP.
The man's thing was scratching him too much. He forgot that he doesn't have proper job to take care of his Wife.
They don't have brain to think. After all the preaching that their pastor preached to them, no one entered their head. They have lost their common sense. It's now the same pastor that will tell them to marry.
Later they will call him to show them where to sleep and wake, where to do their pooing , piss and messing.

Family › Re: Is It Okay For My Mum To Send Money And Food To My Married Sister ?? by uuzba(m): 12:58pm On Jul 29, 2019

After she has married finish, you asking question?

Some of you, I will just trace your location and come and beat you.
Which kind of behaviour is this?

Any question you want to ask, ask it before marriage and your clear eyes to marry. If you don't feel comfortable, then don't marry. It is not by force

Prick was scratching the foolish man that time Abi? He went and impregnated the lady bout of wedlock?

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Properties › Re: Photo Of The Bariga Building That Collapsed In Lagos by uuzba(m): 12:51pm On Jul 29, 2019

Automatic3444:
Everywhere is death trap in naija

Since we like cheap things and don't like to do maintenance.
Just learn how to mold block now.
If your landlord is fu**king up, repair the house and save your life.
Is only one life that somebody has. It's not landlord that will come and kill me.

NYSC › Re: My Funny Experience At Nysc Orientation Camp Black Gold Kaduna Kaduna by uuzba(m): 12:03pm On Jul 29, 2019

Ah. Back in the days.
We carried all the girls on our back and jogged round the field 20times.
They said we should climb obstacle wall.
We ATE the wall.
After 3weeks camp we stayed another 1 month and did all the whole exercise again.
Commandant was begging us to go.
No way.

My set was the best. The days when men were men!

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Travel › Re: Inside Kola Aluko’s Seized Galactica Star Superyacht That Just Sold For ₦15B by uuzba(m): 10:07am On Jul 29, 2019*

obafemee80:
[img]https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-conten. .... American music industry power couple, Jay Z and Beyonce for a holiday cruise.

What Do You Think?

See More Pictures Of The Amazing Superyacht Here:
https://autojosh.com/inside-kola-alukos-seized-galactica-star-superyacht-that-just-sold-for-n15b/

What do I think?
I think a band of Nigerian graduate engineers and carpenters should come together and build this sh1t.
Sheybe it is wood?
Abi is there another French we are not understanding here?
Why must Whiteman keep building everything that we want to buy?

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray-bruce Announces That Silverbird Group Will Only Finance Electric Cars by uuzba(m): 9:52am On Jul 29, 2019

Just2endowed2:
do they think there is electricities to power such cars?

There's a stage that rich people reach eh, if armed robber doesn't attack them, they will forget that masses are suffering poverty.

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-bruce Announces That Silverbird Group Will Only Finance Electric Cars by uuzba(m): 9:51am On Jul 29, 2019

kYjelly2:
See the typical black man response on this thread.

No foresight, lack of critical thinking, just look at the responses.

Are most Nigerians dullards or what? Well you can judge from this thread.

So you that know book what have you done for Nigeria?
It was a black woman in America that invented the traffic light.

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-bruce Announces That Silverbird Group Will Only Finance Electric Cars by uuzba(m): 9:48am On Jul 29, 2019

davillian:
First company to go green on cars and still use generators to produce carbon monoxide.

Pollution transfer from car to generator.

Even western world and still fearing to do the complete analysis.
All the Diesel, smoke and nuclear waste produced in their power grid to produce electric car and be charging the battery, plus the chemical waste of the battery, when it dies, Versus just leaving our petrol cars like this

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-bruce Announces That Silverbird Group Will Only Finance Electric Cars by uuzba(m): 9:44am On Jul 29, 2019

We will charge the battery in your house.

Pets › Re: Do Dogs Also Suffer Emotional Trauma? by uuzba(m): 8:55am On Jul 29, 2019

Legionx:
Get another dog to be with him

In his dog mind, he will be thinking, "hmm, na so una go just kill me and replace like that? Is that how you use to do your friend?"

Pets › Re: Do Dogs Also Suffer Emotional Trauma? by uuzba(m): 8:53am On Jul 29, 2019

ogbiwa:
Hello guys.

My friend had 3 big alsatian dogs. Unfortunately 2 of them died due to illness. But the third one that survived has not been the same since losing it's other 2 friends cos he witnessed their deaths in the cage. Doctors say it could have affected him mentally.

Honestly this once fierce guard dog has become a shadow of it's former self. It just sits around the house all day moping and doing nothing. It never barks anymore. A total stranger can come into the compound without any fear even though we don't cage him anymore. The most shocking part is that the stranger can shout at him and he'll RUN AWAY inside his own compound.

It grieves me to see him like this. Is there anything we can do for him now? Cos basically we're just taking care of him now as an aged friend.

That's him in the compound

Cold has catch the dog na!?
That inside your compound, under the protection of his master (you guys), 2 of his friend can die just like that? He doesn't trust you for his life again.
That means he can just die next.
Cold has catch the dog.

Food › Re: NAFDAC Warns Nigerians On Consumption Of Animal Hides And Skin (ponmo) As Food by uuzba(m): 6:55am On Jul 29, 2019

henryobinna:
production of shoes and other leather materials would be cheaper if most animal hides are not eaten but used for the purpose.

the craziest part is the shi..t has little to no nutritional value, almost like eating paper

Uncle, I lived in UK for 4 years. Doing my Masters and student job.
Chicken is damn cheap. Same in America. I was TIRED, TIRED TIRED TIRED of eating chicken.
I was just adding weight anyhow!
That is how cheap chicken is for western world. Some how fish is expensive. Naija wey, I no fit see meat eat for eba.

If someone can eat chicken anyhow, what is he looking for with punmo?

You are are here in Nigeria, you have not experienced it. That's why you think Nigerians are being wasteful.

No they are not. They are hungry and malnourished. That's why people eat punmo
Something that just RESEMBLES meat small.

Education › Re: Inside The First-Class Schools Children Of Akwa Ibom Elite Attend by uuzba(m): 6:47am On Jul 29, 2019

Tammynator:
Oga take am easy na £1 = N1 in 1930? Pity us small na.

It is Long throat that is killing us.
British may have been dubious but they came to establish industries here in Nigeria. We were meant to put aside our differences and run the industries. But we chose quarrel with each other instead. Industry collapse and we started importing like crazy. Even toothpick is imported.
The more you import, the more your current falls

Till today $1 ~ £1 ~ €1. Why? Because Americans manufacture their things as well as UK and Europe.

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Celebrities › Re: Skales And Neza, His Stunning Rwandan-Canadian Girlfriend Pictured Together by uuzba(m): 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2019

simonlee:
What is Skales?

Food › Re: NAFDAC Warns Nigerians On Consumption Of Animal Hides And Skin (ponmo) As Food by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Jul 28, 2019

kingchris30:
The truth is that apart from the health risk , it is not even nutritious, so i wonder why people like it.

Because they can't afford meat.

Food › Re: NAFDAC Warns Nigerians On Consumption Of Animal Hides And Skin (ponmo) As Food by uuzba(m): 2:24pm On Jul 28, 2019

henryobinna:
an entire industry is being swallowed up into the mouth bu Nigerians.

A multi billion nairs industry at that..

million, billion... Where is the money being used?
If the workers are not paid to eat well, then they eat the industry.

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Politics › Re: Bala Mohammed Weds Natasha Mariana, His Lebanese 2nd Wife (Photos, Video) by uuzba(m): 9:29am On Jul 28, 2019

DaRuud:
When you miss these damsels and marry one old cargo

I don't know why we do this to ourselves.
The biggest enemy of Nigerians is themselves

Agriculture › Re: The Fastest Way To Kill 51 Catfish. Nigerians Call Man A Murderer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:13am On Jul 28, 2019

legitnow:
This is the information age and dat is y u have a smart phone with camera/social media.

They want u to video everything and load it up on the internet.

U want to kill urself, video it so we can see wat u do.

All those thing u hide in the closet or under the carpet, we want to know.

Then remove your clothes and walk about naked and if you don't do it, you are a hypocrite

I have given you every chance to reason this this out
Things are not done anyhow, information age or not

Agriculture › Re: The Fastest Way To Kill 51 Catfish. Nigerians Call Man A Murderer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:09am On Jul 28, 2019

legitnow:
U are reasoning upside down again.

Even a dead body is kept for medical student to use for study.

That aside, if we dont know off or see wat people are doing, how do we know wen dey start doing evil?

We still need to find out and nothing is hiden, even the one we dont see, we will ask for details.

U did not see Busola giving details on Coza Pastor Biodun?

The dead body is kept for "Medical" students

Students who wrote jamb and prepared their mind for medicine. They know they will deal with dead bodies and the person who got the dead body for them knows that is his work

It is not for the general public
Stop confusing yourself.

There is a way and purpose for doing things

You don't do things anyhow for the general public. And what is it with all the insults you are throwing at me?

Everything is not for public viewing. That is why human beings wear clothes

Agriculture › Re: The Fastest Way To Kill 51 Catfish. Nigerians Call Man A Murderer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:04am On Jul 28, 2019

Baselm:
No, you people trying to be Americans caused the problem.

Those vegans forgot that plants have lives too. They are killing those plants cruelly, sometimes uprooting them entirely, some plant species are now endangered as I speak.

I Am advocating Plant rights

Oga, God himself has given us the right to kill and eat anything that is not human being.

Killing should be for eating
Killing for fun is a sin
And that fun includes vidoeing the killing and spreading the video on a general platform.

Not every message is meant for general consumption.
There is a way of doing things. Not just everything done anyhow, everywhere.

Agriculture › Re: The Fastest Way To Kill 51 Catfish. Nigerians Call Man A Murderer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:59am On Jul 28, 2019

legitnow:
U are an idiot and reason upside down.

If husband and wife decide to video themselves, wat is wrong in dat?

If anybody decide to video themselves wat is wrong with dat?

If dey make it public, we get to see wat they are doing, wat is wrong with dat?

If You watch the video, it is pornography.
If their children watch the video it is pornography.
If they watch it, it doesn't make sense. But they will be guilty of spreading pornography if the video gets out of their hand

As I said, not everything should be videoed.

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