₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
95% of Nigerian drivers on the road have a mental disorder.

Any driving school you go to in this world, the instructor will tell you that you must always assume that all other road users are mad.
It is to your own benefit.
Since you are in the midst of mad drivers, YOU, avoid conflicts. Adhere to ALL the driving rules.

oyetunder:
Idleness, shallow brains, confused minds... Youths mobilising because of a backward 'rural love' gone sour. So it is true that nobody can actually tell a brainless person not to die young because lack of wisdom kills faster than bullets.

I did my NYSC in Akwa Ibom in 2003.
All I can say is they need a good leader who can guide them with wisdom to prosperity. A lot of idleness among the youth. It is not their fault.
The place is sha very excellent for nature reserve, and all that ecology and artistic stuff, Raffia Palm weaving things.
But don't bother trying to setup factory and infrastructure. There's no goods you will produce there that can compete with cheap Chinese imports.

Uyomeyouyo:
Too much English is being spoken in a supposedly Yoruba film. This does not make sense!

If you want to make an English movie, feel free. Use English all the way!

Subtitling a Yoruba film in English is good enough for non Yoruba speakers or Yoruba learners...

The subtitling use to hook O. Only one English sentence will be on screen and the actor will be firing mgbati-mgbati for 5 mins.

morikee:
Yoruba and Demons na 5&6

No film where somebody will not disappear.

crackhouse:
Why is she hiding the small balance.... balance that's not even up to 5 digits....
U no get money instead of u to enter along you dey enter drop.....
What's all the black spots on her face? Better see a doctor soon...

I just knew it. She was forming big.
It is the forming that made the man punish her.
I don't know why when ladies take uber or taxify, their head will swell up as if they are Mungo Park's wife that discovered River Niger and deserve Grammy Award and Nobel prize.

delishpot:
Nigeria na country? Naija men na human beings? You get luck sef say the police men no rape you join.

There are no jobs. People are frustrated. Do you think that man wanted to settle for driver work in hi life?
He's rendering service and struggling to keep face. Don't form flexing in his front. Small thing the guy will just be jealous, vex and punish you.
Same with Nigerian police.

BUSHHUNTER:
He couldn't say it better.

Charley Boy's father is Justice Oputa.
He sent Charley to London to go and learn Law, become a lawyer and bring about justice.
Charley, went to London and followed bad gang, this type of Punk people, London Agbero.
That's where he learnt all the ear ring, and motocycle nonsense he dey do.

He's old now, and is regretting not learning the Law that his father paid for.

FManager:
Will you shut up, this man

This what he was saying.

adanny01:
Yes she has the right but does she posses the mental capacity? What if she gives birth and kill the child? What do you expect the court to do, free her based on her mental health?

She is staying with her mother, her mother wants the child but the problem is that the girl and the child may not be able to live together since the mother can be a danger to the child. Who will move out, mother or child? The mother has no place out side but the child has. Why would you keep a pregnancy to full term when you know the child will end up in foster care?

Why will you deny an innocent child the right to life?
Did you ask anybody for chance to allow you to be born?
Did you select your parents who born you?
Same with all unborn babies.
As you were allowed to be born, so too must you allow them to be born.

If you think the child has no sense, first allow him be born, grow up and have sense. When he is 18year old, with full sense, go and explain to him that you have to kill him, because his mother is daft.

Abi?
This is true justice.
You people enjoy killing somebody because he can't talk.

gypsey:
All white man are not the same, what do you mean all of "us"? i don't need to copy white man's lifestyle, i grew up amongst white people, I don't agree with all their lifestyles, some of their lifestyles are way better than that of Africans. Even African/Nigerian president and politicians go to white man's land for medical treatment, send their children to white man's schools. so what exactly is your point? or are you choosing when to copy white man's lifestyle?

The same white man introduced you to the God you so much believe in and worships,

Do you even understand what you are trying to Insinuate?

I mean that rather than develop our own industries and technologies, we just import and swallow everything from the western world.
Good for you if you grew up among white people. Do not give black people bad name. Our history has been brutal. I don't know why we keep fighting for "acceptance". I never saw a white person fight to be accepted by black people. But black people fought to sit in same bus as white people, to go to same schools.
Nat King Cole (a singer) went so far to perm his Afro hair and change his voice just to be allowed to sing to White people in clubs.

tstx:
Osibanko is the most active Vice president Nigeria has ever produced... May the God he serve bless him



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There's only one God.
If you are not worshipping him, then you are surely worshipping devil. These are the only choices.

gypsey:
Those desparate old white women are to blame for whatever they get from these so called yahoo boys, For getting involved with them.

.......... men are taking Advantage of these women. it is wrong morally and otherwise.

And all of us think that it is fun to copy white man life style?
Technology without God.

Some white women even divorce their rich husband after 20, 30 years marriage because they are already incredibly lonely.
iPhone X and computer full their hand. But their souls are empty and lonely.

KKKWHITE:
it's so sad that Nigerians now take these so called yahoo yahoo guys, fraudster, prostitutes and fraudulent politicians as their role model what a shame

It all began when we started praising people for their donations (money) without asking how they made the money.
Many churches kept quiet and still keep quiet about this. Hence the people continue.

gypsey:
were da fu ck is heaven located? in which country?

Heaven is not a country.

When you were a baby, you were in your mother's womb. Everything you knew was inside that womb. All of us were "outside". You didn't know us. We could see your mother's face. But you couldn't see it. Because you were inside her womb.
You didn't know what you didn't know. You ee completely ignorant

Now, you have been born. Walking around. You yourself have now seen you mother whose womb you were once inside

So to is heaven
It is not a place on earth. Here or in this universe
It is a state of life that must happen after your time on earth expires.
If you prepared yourself to meet God, you go to heaven.
If you did not prepare yourself to meet God, you don't meet God.
Unlike this earth that was prepared for you, hell was not prepared for anybody. So there is NOTHING there except regret and pain
It isn't a sensible option. No air, no ground, nothing positive. No light. People there are perpetually I torment without an end.

Use this earth and your life now to prepare yourself for heaven. Heaven was prepared for those who want it.

It means after the pastor has preached bible to you, take that knowledge understand it, and take God personally as your father and then behave as your father expects.

Don't fall under the mistake of Adam and Eve. God tested them by closing his eyes/walking out of the garden/leaving them alone. As per, "I have given you all these good things. Will you understand so? And continue doing good even when I'm not around for the sake that goodness itself is good?"

Adam and Eve failed that test. They immediately did bad the moment they knew God was not watching them.

This same test is placed on all our heads.

Jesus never failed that test. "My God, why has thou forsaken me"?
As per, even when God "Abandoned" him, he continued doing Good. He never got angry at the Father.
This is why his name is above all names. All Angels Bow at the name of Jesus. So should you.
You now, follow Jesus 100%. Take your Bible, read the gospels. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John. And do EVERYTHING Jesus said to do in those books

And stop quoting bible left and right. One will not gain eternal life with fantastic bible cramming. But by doing the will of God.

You won't go to heaven

rusher14:
They won't listen.

Maybe if you employed them, they would have been in your office working instead of going to the bush.

AgreatMan:
If you think rain or mud is slippery, try snow.

There r airports in countries with like Russia, Canada, China, UK etc where they r snow but things things like this don't come up.

No excuse for failure o. That plane tire don chop, make them go replace am and resurface d tarmac. They should also check the brakes on the aircraft or perhaps, consider replacing some of their flying Dinosaurs.

And the price of tickets will go up to cover the cost.
Look, we can't continue with this stupidity.
Aeroplane is a whiteman invention. We imported it and paid in Dollars $$$.
As any standard machine, it consists of metal parts. These parts wear out with time and usage.
Now, we don't even have any single factory that can manufature even ONE BULB of the aeroplane.
Everything, tire, brake, has to be imported to maintain the plane.
And if you f**kup and forget to maintain the plane, guess what happen?

My grief if this: Why do we insist on using Oyibo Technology that we cannot manufacture the parts ourselves?

Oluwasaeon:
Only in Nigeria

Nigeria is a country where the police and authority are not sufficiently to watch people. So people feel unwatched and use the opportunity to behave anyhow.
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Not only Nigeria. All round the world. Go to Europe and remove CCTV. Once people realise it's gone, they start stealing and messing up..

Same thing in Garden of Eden. The moment God left Adam and Eve alone, once they realised God was not looking, they started messing up.

The aim and struggle in life is to know what is good and continue doing it regardless of whether an authority is watching you or not.

OboOlora:
Funny country!

A country most people can’t even afford branded drugs, they have to depend on substandard locally manufactured ones from 6th grade companies like drugfield and Tyonex lmao

So those that can afford 1st grade Western drugs, what are they doing that they fell so sick in the first place?
Eating chemical chicken , radioactive fish, insecticide fruits & vegetables, catching cancer every time

desvi:
this is heartbreaking
I feel for this girl

The girl too must have been very dishonest with herself and foolish.
I know that women have this 6th sense they use to see behind a man's words and actions. They can know when their man is lying.
And this mumu girl didn't use her sense for good 2 years? A man just wear suit and near you small, na im you go open nyash fast-fast?

sammyj:
Ladies also need to know how to handle men. The other Lady might not be beautiful but rather have good character and we'll cultured

The other lady? Abi you mean confirm Wife material?

LarryBee1k:
Na excuse u dey find. How many tribe dey your state. Is your state performing well. Did you know how much your state govt is chopping lying their is no money? Shiit tons of money! In which every single pennies will have shocking impact on everyone of you in the state.

Dear, Red Indian are the original inhabitants of America. They did nothing with the whole land, until these white Europeans came there over powered them and developed the whole place we see today as America.
Aborigines, are the original owners of Australia. Thy did nothing with the land until White Europeans came there over powered them and developed the whole place to Australia..
Black South Africans are the owners of S.A. They did nothing with the land until White Europeans came there, over power them and developed the land....
Same with Europeans, Romans over powered ...
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Are you seeing the trend?
When you sit down and own a land from Birthright, you don't tend to use much sense.
When you are of a traveling tribe/culture, you tend to be more coordinated and able to produce development results.

Niger Delta will remain like that. None of us can refine oil. It will just remain underground forever.
The idegenes of the land never know how to extract resources and share it.
Yet, when an external body comes to extract the resources from them, they start fighting and complaining.

Aarenasbaba:
Dead body everywhere in 9ja

Dead babies aborted everywhere in Europe.

Shey is because they are hiding it ba? Do know how many babies our white men kill everyday?

LarryBee1k:
If Nigerians hadn't messed Nigeria up. Govt is a sad reflection of our evil characters.

Please don't say that.
Go thriugh the history of the world. Whenever different tribes are together, there is always fight and tussle till one tribe/language dominates the whole region and people begin to forget their own real village/tribe.
The Gauls are the original stubborn tribe in Europe that konck everybody's head.
The Guals are the ROMANS. They went to England, konck theory head, went to France, Germany and some part of Africa.
Their language was Latin! That's why all European languages an English, have similar words. Because theyball derived from Latin.
English = I (me)
German = Ich
Belgian = Ik
French = Je. {if no be "I", na "J" }

J111333:
I pity him him and his family.
If the politicians hadn't messed Nigeria up, he might not have traveled illegally to Indonesia in search of greener pastures.

Other countries that are doing well, how did they get their own politicians? Did they import them from overseas?
Their politicians are still their own people, one of them.
So what's wrong with us that we are always selecting yeye people as politicians?

rusher14:

You no understand?
You better understand O. EFCC behave anyhow and disturb young guys using laptop. Better have a good answer always.
I'm not saying you are bad. Just do honest work always

KristenT:
Nigeria has finally lost her place among the league of nations. Trust me, these assaults on our citizens will continue. And as we continue to cherry-pick with raised ostrich head whether the assaulted are our tribesmen, the assaults come closer to us.

A country that is responsible don't joke with any of her citizen, no matter how lowly placed or how grievous their crime.

I hope we take clue from this and realise there is no better time to unite than now.

Then we need to define the reasons for unity.
Is it for trading purposes?
Is it for technology advancement?
Is it for security purposes?
Is it for job purposes?
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If we can do these things individually what is the point of uniting?
We all have a common set of politicians whom nobody has brought to justice. Politicians still eat our money and allow us to suffer. Despite all the elections, still same set of thieving politicians in power.
So what is the purpose of me and you uniting?

Davash222:
And I’m here patronizing and cherishing this Togo woman wey dey sell ewa for my area. No more!!

If you are in another man's land, just behave your self.
When in Rome, do as the Romans.
Don't go and carry your different style and try to convert everyone. Use sense make your progress small-small not big and flashy.
Because the day wahala bust, any small vex that you caused them before, they will use this opportunity to attack you back.

YoungLionken:
Don't blame other people for your downfall. Civilization started from Africa, but of what use did they make from it? Nothing, but myopic and retrogressive in their way of life.

Africans with their magical strength, couldn't achieve anything meaningful rather than destroying themselves.

The Europeans gave you science and technology, formal education, energy and so much more, what else do you want, their life?

Your ancestors, what did they leave for you, aside juju that they never used for something meaningful, they didn't put the natural resources in the earth for you. Why then, are you this ungrateful!

Your analysis is correct. But see it from another angle.
When people travel, they gain experience and exposure. God made Abraham to travel. God made Israelites to travel....
All civilizations travelled out of Africa, and as they traveled, they met challenges to overcome.
Each victory resulted in their advancement and development.
The original county of every white person is Africa.
Those of us here in Africa, have not seen any need to travel. We were doing ok with our simple basic life style. We had resources everywhere.

This white people who travelled have gained technology and all, but have lost their peace.
We can live without electricity for 1year, 2years.
They are 100,000,000 percent ADDICTED to electricity.
If their NEPA takes light, people actually will DIE.

HABA! Did your mother born you with battery? Is it not clear nyash all of us were born with? When did this addition to electricity and technology begin?
It began with white man
The by product of the technology is now MASSIVE global pollution. Poisonous chemicals, plastics, glasses... which white man AGAIN DUMPS ON AFRICA in the name of 2nd hand goods.

blackaxe78:
E** people will end up denting Nigeria's image in Italy

Maybe we should start using village passport. Because i cannot allow one idiot from one village to pour cement inside my garri, just because two of us are black and answer Nigeria on passport