₦airaland Forum

TheLogicalMind:
Only those who regularly bash America and accuse the CIA of being the architect of the 911 attacks will be worried.

If they ask you to parade naked round Lagos in public, Shey you will still apply for the Visa?
What they want now is not different from olden days slavery. Expose your privacy.

Tocynone:
Who are these people in the pictures. Not government officials though

Nigeria's problem. To just wear uniforms and look standard is problem.

Benekruku:
Rule one

Never fall in love with a woman



If you desperate to fall in love, fall in love with your kids.

So you will go and f*** any mad woman on the road to bear you kids first?
I don't understand your logic

[quote author=AutoJoshNG post=78854941][/quote]Some highlighted road map would have helped.

kennygee:
And the downward spiral continues.

Enjoy your next level Nigerians.

Ah ah? But their putting electronic bill boards on falomo Bridge VI.
Shey I thought it was to attract investors na?

vicfajeze:
NA TRUE YOU TALK MY MAGA !!!

Sometimes, when you don't want to do something, you just say it.
Once said out loud, it won't be burning your mind again.

adecz:
No sign of hardcore foundation is such
an obviously, erosion prone site....

Since the area is naturally prone to erosion unlike Lagos, I wonder if precast slabs or bridges can solve the problem.
I guess Civil engineers will have the best idea

AlphaStyles:
This one na small I can't count how many I don receive back then

Hope your life is good now.

Pavore9:
Releasing her frustration on the student.

If the boy's parents are smart enough, they get her sued so that by the time she and family raises funds to pay for damages, her method of dealing with students would change.

And the boy will still fail the exam and remain in his parents house till 45years

wizzywisdom:
In as much as I hate Buhari, his administration has touched lives of many forgotten people. He's Baba go slow no doubt but slowly he has show loved for many that were once forgetten!!!

The house? Where is it?
We have not seen the quality's of what they're giving this oyinbo man.
Make E no be sand-sand house that will collapse during one heavy rainfall.

capitalzero:
when world is thinking of replacing automatic car with autonomous car and you are here talking of manual car.

Let the world be thinking.
We are in Africa and as you know, everything Must spoil in Africa.

So better prepare yourself for the worst case scenario with Manual everything, so when nepa does take light and your automous car counterparts are stuck in their garrage swiping the glass of the smartphone, you will be on your way to your destination.

knightehis:
Poor man mentality

Well, car manufacturers want everybody to buy their cars. Both Men and Women. Since the women are less technical with manual and gears and clutch, the manufacturers kuku made everything Automatic transmission.
Since people need more space to carry load/stuff, they shifted the transmission to the front.
My Dad's Peugeot 504 was Rear wheel drive. The axel in the back made the boot so small.
Today, my car and most others are front wheel drive. No axel in the back. The boot space is much larger than 504.

BizLifeE:
Someone even said automatic cars are for women and lazy people.

Because real men are not afraid to change the gears themselves.

BlackfireX:
I will knock this guy out in 15 minutes.

knocking out is a 1 punch issue. It doesn't take 15 minutes.
The guy will probably keep blocking your punches for a good 3hrs until you are tired.

Kingkun69:
i am telling you
80% of Nigerians only care about money money money money that's why we have 1st class holders that can only cram And ppl that hate to start small and grow

My dad worked in the "Education" sector. He was passionate about Education because when he was a kid, Nigeria was ruled by the British. His dad, my grandfather, could not ever afford the school fees of the school he went to. It was set up by the British Government here in Nigeria, the original Goverment Colleges of 1940. Uniform, feeding, books, matttess. Everything was paid for by the British. Teachers, Generator, security, ... Everything paid for by the British. Nothing like strike. Nothing like, no food, nothing like no equipment for experiment. Every damn thing was put in place.

It so happened that he found himself in Education under Nigerian government. And used all this background experience to report and recommend for the Nigerian Government. But when you have "Dullard" ministers like Jubril Aminu, what do you expect? They take the reports and recommendations and throw in the dustbin. They drag one idiot from the North and place over him as boss.

Dad retired and collecting his pension. But very sad that Nigerian Education is at Sh1t level, not even up to 1/10 of what he got, in this same Nigeria under British rule.

The lesson I have learned, is you can be passionate about something, but these our political class will KILL your passion. You better keep your passion and find a way to remove the "dunces" in power.

Ravon:
The average price of smartphones continues on a downward trajectory, as it dipped to US$ 95 in 2018, from US$ 117 in 2016, and US$ 216 in 2014, the latest report by Nigeria Mobile Report by Jumia has shown.

SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/2019/05/27/average-price-of-smartphone-in-nigeria-drops-to-95/

Nigeria is a nation with it's own challenges. As bad as it may be it is sha our country.
We use Naira in this courtry.
If you are reporting about prices of things in Nigeria, you use our currency Naira.

You might be trying to form some sort of big boy, quoting Dollar, to sound sophisticated. But if we ask you for the Dollar now, you will not give anybody. If we ask you for American visa, you will not give anybody.

Please quote prices in naira and continued with our Nigerian News.

CONTACTSAMSUNG:
crazy persons designated as normal truck driver

Please, in whatever you do, be conscious of your surroundings. Don't browse phone too much, don't vex and quarrel too much. Try to let matters go.
You might be the best driver in the world. But if you allow Nigerian wahala to get you thinking and worrying all the time, you can lose concentration at critical moment and cause damage to someone else .

Conceptman:
I thought as much too but I can't start arguing this with some locals here

You are calling us local, and you here browsing our site?
When E happen now, you will say, na devil push you to misyarn.

Grupo:
Las las, he will become a pastor like his father and start scamming gullible christians

The guy may try with his Photoshop skills to do a movie or something. But Nigerians will pirate the DVD without him making any money from his skills.

That's why many young men go and do pastor work
Line up the whole congregation and collect their money straight! In the name of tithe
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We are the ones causing our problems

Treasure17:
I'm very sure something like this happened last year and the government didn't provide solution like building proper drainage system to avoid future occurrence. Here we are with same problem.

Between last year and this year, a lot of plastic bottle, nylon bags, paper and other waste has been thrown by the people into the drainage.
It is people's junk that blocked the drains.

AutoJoshNG:
Share your frustration from similar experience by leaving a comment below.

Our neighbours are not Americans.

hisgrace090:
But your pics shows nothing like 4 storey building here.

Because it has collapsed....
Surely it cannot still be 4 stories if all the stories are lying on the floor

Edet08:
If only students can just be serious by spending quality time studying hard,most of the problems we have in this country right now would reduce. To be honest, often times its not like there are no jobs out there, the problem is most ''graduates'' are not employable as they can not meet up with their acclaimed degrees.

To be fair, there is a hell load of distractions these days than in the early 2000's or before.
Screens everywhere.
Internet is a 2 edge sword. One side knowledge, the other side more distracting knowledge.

BruncleZuma:
Bet why?

Because..

RockyEyo:
Most likely what they mean,but the shortfalls is that there’ll be lots of wahala, the way I use my cylinder and the way the next consumer uses his differ, what if I’m a rough user when I return my cylinder looking dirty,rusty and probably prone to licking who bears the brunt? Our government policies always coming without giving it street thoughts.....in Niaja nothing works by the book.....

Just like our BRT busses, and N100 note, this will be an avenue for the people to attack government. Hence they will bash all the cylinders. It is bashed cylinders we will be exchanging until someone's house explodes.

mycar:
I think what they meant is that , once you come, you take another cylinder of equal size. You don't have to stick to your own but there will be quarrel when you bring a neat one and an ugly one is given to you in exchange.

However, that's how it's done in the developed world.

Developed world wey I live, they pipe the gas to the house and measure it with meter. You pay bill otherwise the meter cuts off the supply.
I even forgot that there was still gas cylinder. I didt see any anywhere.

UK

Uyi168:
Being a Nigerian, living in Nigeria is the worst thing any one can think of..
The second worst thing is being born into a polygamous home..

And the first is being shot in America,

olajide8:
The black race again

What about the native Americans? The so called Red Indians? The real owners of America that all the White people met there?
Tell me one thing that they ever invented?

9jvirgin:
In the nearest future, I will be suing my parents for raising me in Nigeria.

The people in hell fire are there because they continue to blame God for creating them. They are unable to be grateful to God for anything and hence they remain there inside hell. One cannot be in heaven if one is totally ungrateful. It is not possible.

Nigerians have been pirating Microsoft products for years. Entire businesses run completely on pirated software. Otigba is the headquarters. The thing has tire Microsoft. Na im them carry their self here to come and find ways of catching boys.
What they need is for you to use Four hundred and Twenty (420) of your Naira, to buy ONE dollar, multiplied by 100 Dollars to buy One CD of windows 7 per each computer.
Dash ke?

babdap:
It is a crime to be a Nigerian? We are the worst this, worst that. Only if many of us have a choice we could have remained in heaven than been a Nigerian.

Remain in heaven ke? Who dash you heaven?
You never existed anywhere before being born. There's only one way to heaven. From this earth.

Your money is too much na