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Romance › Re: How Do I Politely Turn Down Ladies' Sexual Advances? by uuzba(m): 11:51pm On Mar 15, 2019
effnepa:
Why do they come to your place? Do you feed them ice cream and candy?You don't know how to get rid of people, are you some kind of ajebo?
He's a foolish Ajebo big nyash boy with iPhone.
Hungry UNICEF girls are coming to breath AC, and relax in his house. Hoping for him to feed them and pay all their expenses with his father's money.
His mumuness will be his downfall.
Romance › Re: How Do I Politely Turn Down Ladies' Sexual Advances? by uuzba(m): 11:46pm On Mar 15, 2019
abdeiz:
Maybe you should actually SHOW them you are taken.

Or its just the technique your village people wan use catch you. grin grin
Taken? Who took him?
Ask him what he has. Nothing except prick!
Somebody that cannot pay house rent, has ZERO job, cannot pay bride price, can not pay school fees for creche. No money for pampers or dusting powder for baby.
Taken, my ass!
Romance › Re: How Do I Politely Turn Down Ladies' Sexual Advances? by uuzba(m): 11:39pm On Mar 15, 2019
It's very easy. They have Aids.
Run for your life.

Which kind of boys are we raising in this 21st century? Are you a boy with big nyash instead of muscular chest?
Family › Re: At What Age Should A Child Leave His/Her Parents And Start An Independent Life? by uuzba(m): 8:48pm On Mar 15, 2019
Pavarottii:
Okay the parent would rent a house for them? Don't get u?
The guy is talking French.
They should rent house for the child. Kuku add feeding money. Add wife and car.
Family › Re: At What Age Should A Child Leave His/Her Parents And Start An Independent Life? by uuzba(m): 8:47pm On Mar 15, 2019
Pavarottii:
But parent still supported u... Cos I don't see where u get money for ur Msc? ?
Don't mind him. Talking like Dangote.
Family › Re: At What Age Should A Child Leave His/Her Parents And Start An Independent Life? by uuzba(m): 8:43pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:
On a more serious note

parents need to force their children out of the home once they graduate university, they also need to support them financially until they get their first job.
in life, we all need support to succeed.
They should pursue you from house and still support you outside house? Why do people speak French on this forum?
You are trying to use Western ruler to measure African progress.
Your Western colleagues all WRITE and ESSAY to the University of their choice DETAILING EXACTLY what they
want to come and do in the University, How they will use their degree to better their lives.
They are seriouly focused on their future before they even enter University. Not this our "general attitude" of
my mates are going to university. Let me go too with no focus and be gallivanting and disturbing others, graduate and be waka-ing for road and complaining on social media.
Western parents cannot even afford university fees. They don't pay. The kids take out the Student LOAN from government to fund their education and PAY BACK from TAX after they get jobs. Otherwise, receive a bad credit rating and be denied further credit facilities from banks and any other establishment.

What is your own focus? You want make them pursue una from house and still be giving you money outside to flex in shoprite?

If you are not ready, you are not ready. Stay in the house and receive all the humiliation that comes with it till you carry your ass and look for work and gain your independence outside.
Family › Re: At What Age Should A Child Leave His/Her Parents And Start An Independent Life? by uuzba(m): 8:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
The age when he's an adult.
Properties › Re: LASTMA Official's Only Son Survives Lagos Building Collapse by uuzba(m): 8:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
hakeem4:
So who should the family of those people who lost their lives thank ?
Uncle what matters most is life after death. Where do you spend your eternity.
It will be totally lunatic for a person to suffer the hardship of Nigeria for 100years, die with no pension.
....then still go to hell fire again and suffer everlasting punishment

These people have suffered in Nigeria, with Nepa, and hot sun and substandard lives and died a terrible painful death. You Pray to God to give them eternal enjoyment in heaven.
This is why we say, "May their souls rest in perfect peace".
Celebrities › Re: Mr Jollof Pictured With Success, The Warri Schoolgirl, Settles Her School Fees by uuzba(m): 8:22pm On Mar 15, 2019
MZEE01:
not sure i get you undecided
Because her name is "Success", you are praising her, saying she is " already living by her name".
Therefore,
Her classmates must be idiots with wrong names since they were not interviewed, or featured on social media, nor do we know the names of any one of them. Nor are we praising them or talking about them.

Only people named "Success" are supposed to be successful and famous.

....according to your statement.
Celebrities › Re: Mr Jollof Pictured With Success, The Warri Schoolgirl, Settles Her School Fees by uuzba(m): 5:02pm On Mar 15, 2019
Speakdatruth:
She just got famous
And her classmates are idiot?
The school will magically repair itself?
The teacher's salary will increase?
Celebrities › Re: Mr Jollof Pictured With Success, The Warri Schoolgirl, Settles Her School Fees by uuzba(m): 5:01pm On Mar 15, 2019
atakamus:
Though this is good but what of others in the school? I pity this country.
huh
It's quite sad that we are so stupid and myopic in this nation.
Until one person is put on social media, before people will see the person?
At a time it was "Bread Girl" Jumoke....
I just don't understand again.
Celebrities › Re: Mr Jollof Pictured With Success, The Warri Schoolgirl, Settles Her School Fees by uuzba(m): 4:59pm On Mar 15, 2019
MZEE01:
She is already living by her name "Success" cheesy cheesy
And her remaining classmates are idiot?
Education › Re: The School Attended By Success, The Warri Girl Sent Home Over Fees by uuzba(m): 4:53pm On Mar 15, 2019
mcvities:
This school needs all the help it can get from the State Government because it looks like one, but for the meantime, shame to all politicians in Delta State if this is a government primary school in oil rich Delta State.

This school should be handed over to an NGO immediately.
NGO will do what? Beg government for money again.
Abi you thought NGO manufacture money from Carbon Dioxide sunlight?
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Slams Men Who Report Their Wives To Family Members by uuzba(m): 1:35pm On Mar 15, 2019
midnighter:
what happened to scolding her when she behaves badly? Or whenever anyone behave badly, for that matter?
In another thread, an 8year old Warri girl said, "Them go flog tire"....
Is it scolding that will now change a fully grown coconut headed wife?
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Slams Men Who Report Their Wives To Family Members by uuzba(m): 1:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
tesppidd:
lol

forget all that ideal stuff

this is reality

Here are the options for a bad/rude/troublesome/ unrepentant wife;

1.divorcing her.
2.beating her.
3.reporting to her people hoping they could make her amend her ways.
4.pampering her even in her bad habits.
5.submiting to her bad habits.

There is no middle ground, every man much choose one and live with it.
Use XRAY during dating.
I don't know why a woman will have all this coconut headed behavior and the man is so blind and stupid not to see it during the dating stage and pick race.
It's after all the complete wedding and traditional that the wife will now transform like Transformers! Block head in disguise!

Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Slams Men Who Report Their Wives To Family Members by uuzba(m): 1:25pm On Mar 15, 2019
stephleena:
lol..especially those mummy's boy
If they beat their wives for whatever foolishness, you will still complain.
They are reporting their wives' foolishness, to are still complaining.
If they kill the wife, don't complain o.
NYSC › Re: Yusuf Buhari Receives NYSC Certificate Despite Not Completing His Service Year? by uuzba(m): 1:17pm On Mar 15, 2019
nabegibeg:
If your papa na president you will do worse probably auction your village on OLX
See Queen of England serving during World War 2
See Prince Harry doing Military service.
No be NYSC O, real military with rank and everything.

Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke To Help Angry Warri Girl Sent Home From School by uuzba(m): 9:56am On Mar 15, 2019
surevik:
I dreamt of doing same for her after seeing the video, if this is true may the name of God be praised
Did you do it inside your dream?
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke To Help Angry Warri Girl Sent Home From School by uuzba(m): 9:52am On Mar 15, 2019
naijaguy1234:
Government schools are free, why send your kids to a private school if you can't pay.
...because teachers don't come to the government schools.
Crime › Re: Soldiers Drag Out A Tout Who Ran Into A Church After Stabbing Their Colleague by uuzba(m): 11:35pm On Mar 14, 2019
grandiose4ever:
Reminds of NYSC days when I used to hide inside NCCF church in Oyo camp to evade all those marching nonsense...

One unfortunate day like that Soldiers just invaded both the church and mosque. We no believe say they fit invade. They caught like 20 of us, chai we suffer that day when they realised we could not march...
Are you crippled?
Marching is easy now?!. Carry your left leg up and down.
Carry the right leg up and down. What's hard there?
It's not dy/dx they asked you to solve or anything. Even children can march.
Health › Re: Residents Donate Blood For Survivors Of Lagos Collapsed Building (photos) by uuzba(m): 11:25pm On Mar 14, 2019
Longcucumber:
Make them better check those blood very well because all this Lagos island people sabi carry disease and infection.
With all the corruption, 419 and sharp practices in this Nigeria and all the shine-shine eye hustling in this Lagos,
... that blood, heh! ...... That blood, Heh!
It is extremely discouraging to think what people are capable of.
Travel › Re: LASTMA Officials Fixing Bad Portions Of A Road In Lagos (PIX) by uuzba(m): 5:13pm On Mar 14, 2019
We have very high taste in this country. Because everybody has watched oyibo film and seen better things.
We don't have the equipment, attitude or culture to live up to our own expectations.
Blocks for road? in 2019?
Well that seems to be the reality. Accept it.

Family › Re: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by uuzba(m): 6:59am On Mar 14, 2019
Passionate1:
As far as I am concerned,I see nothing wrong with short outfits.
Hahaha!
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These are for babes looking for man.
Is this how your mother and grand mother dress?
Na you people dey make man have accident on road, trying to look or avoid looking.
Family › Re: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by uuzba(m): 6:56am On Mar 14, 2019
Souqwaqif:
Thanks all am really getting enlightened by all your post,I do appreciate your time
The Ashawo runs in the family... Maybe it's nyash that the dad even used to marry the mum.
Family › Re: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by uuzba(m): 6:53am On Mar 14, 2019
rafsonnggmail:
Anything that has to do with matrimonial home most at times the father will have been the best option to discuss such matter with as a man he knows were to heat the nail w/o favoritism. As for her mum it's only a few women dat look straight into dea daouther eyes and tel her the gospel thruth
The foolish woman started doing this from home. Supported by her mother. It's a pity OP married her like that, thinking she will change

The truth is that all men like mini skirt on their wife IN THE BED ROOM. But long gown OUTSIDE the house. It is left for the woman to know when and where to change the dressing.
Properties › Re: Owner Of Collapsed Lagos School Building Rescued by uuzba(m): 11:35pm On Mar 13, 2019
pinkygurl:
THAT shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked DEVELOPER SHOULD BE ARRESTED RIGHTAWAY& HIS OPERATING LICENSES SEIZED
.... Then what will happen? Nigerians will not call him again to help them build their house?
huh
Shey una get money to call Julius Berger to do room and palour for you?
Properties › Re: Owner Of Collapsed Lagos School Building Rescued by uuzba(m):
Rolings:
You probably missed this part of the report
" He further revealed that the construction of the building was completed in 2010 by the developer who he said was supposed to manage it for 10 years"
Developer used rusty iron rods, little cement, plenty sand to construct the biilding.
9 years building don fall.
Egyptian pyramid wey Pharoh flog Isrealites to build is still standing since 3000 years.

Properties › Re: Owner Of Collapsed Lagos School Building Rescued by uuzba(m): 11:28pm On Mar 13, 2019
Beno3:
I like the Yoruba people.
But what I so much hate about them, is their nonchalant nature to matters that concerns safety of lives and the healthy well being of their people.
And don't be surprise to know that the building may be a grandfather's building begging for renovation.[
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It pains me to see this.
Buildings don't collapase because of lack of renvation. Renovation is just like rubbing pomade on a person's skin.
Buildings collapse because the structure is bad. Like somebody with bone cancer all over his skeleton. What do you want to renovate there?

It was built wrongly with a weak structure. It needed to be demolished and built correctly with strong materials.
Travel › Re: Boeing Grounds Entire Crash Aircraft Fleet by uuzba(m): 11:10pm On Mar 13, 2019
rentAcock:
I feel sorry for all Boeing shareholders right now, I see their stock price falling another 30% before everything returns to normal. What I love about this Boeing story is the fact that I can head to facebook and twitter and talk about the aircraft even though i've never flown on a plane before and people will like my post. If something isn't done about this, Airbus may steal market share from Boeing. On the 20th minute on June 21st 1994, Rashidi became the first Nigerian player to score in the worldcup where we defeated Bulgaria 3-0.
It's like your money is plenty. You are sorry for Aeroplane share holders,
Abeg, I need money. Make I send account number?
Phones › Re: Instagram And Facebook Are Currently Down (pics) by uuzba(m): 10:01pm On Mar 13, 2019
maxweb:
I can't login also both on Instagram and Facebook.
As you can't login, try to logout... Maybe that one will work.
You can also try logging Up and logging down.
Just my own small assistance to you.
Phones › Re: Instagram And Facebook Are Currently Down (pics) by uuzba(m): 9:55pm On Mar 13, 2019
Go outside and mess twice. They will go back up.
huh
Travel › Re: Homeless Nigerian Man Rescued From The Streets In Houston, US (Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2019
YOUNGELDER1:
Well said but i'd take my chances
Have you ever been in a situation where you began to miss (long throat for) purewater sachet (the nylon O!), okada? Sand?

Pray it never happens to you.

People like you are the type who when they travel abroad, cannot live with those abroad. They still want to phone home every 2 seconds, and be speaking native language. They are unable to integrate with white man. They want to be overseas and back home at the same time. They must browse Nigerian website and social media and comment on every thread.

Pray it does not happen to you.

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