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Career › Re: Facebook (Meta) Sacks 21,000 Employees. Read Mark Zuckerberg's Message by uuzba(m): 2:28pm On Nov 09, 2022
chris4gold:
And Jesus said it's finished grin

It was Twitter last week
Facebook (Meta) this week
Google how next week go be na? angry
You people should go and find work and stop browsing internet.
Ah! Whaz all this?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Explore Nuclear Energy To Generate Electricity by uuzba(m): 11:29am On Nov 08, 2022
Napata77:
A nuclear power plant is very different from a nuclear bomb which you posted there like a fcking donkey.
Sabi-Sabi.
Only knows everything.
And you use your knowledge to insult everybody.
useless knowledge you have gathered for yourself.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Explore Nuclear Energy To Generate Electricity by uuzba(m): 6:53am On Nov 08, 2022
9japride:
The nuclear power plant should be located in the north since they like all juicy projects.
North and terrorists?

Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Peter Obi's Outburst On Arise TV by uuzba(m): 6:50am On Nov 08, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Keleshi, are you aware Peter Obi is a trained Onistha provision item trader with a GCE?
So?
Nigeria has millions of PhD, Masters and all kinds of degree holders, yet they run the nation into debt.
PO, has something to offer.
Politics › Re: Lagos Agberos Untouchable Because Of Government Backing – Drivers’ President by uuzba(m):
Samuelskido:
Hmmmm
A similar thing happened in India.
Men will rape women.
When women report, and take the case to court, the court will throw out the case and let the man to go free.
So a group of women gathered together and beat and killed the raping men.
They continued to do that, one raping man after another, until the raping stopped

This is a situation that the bus drivers have to take the laws into their own hands
Culture › Re: Is This Why Ooni Of Ife Is Marrying Several Wives? by uuzba(m): 9:17pm On Nov 02, 2022
Rahkman:
Hòrny of ife grin grin
He's fulfilling an important Fucktion.
Properties › Re: Fire @ Mikano Office, VI: Two Persons Confirmed Dead - Eyewitness (video) by uuzba(m): 2:21pm On Nov 01, 2022
lhordspy:
Stay safe nairalanders.

Hamattan season is very synonymous to fire outbreak.
Stupidity is very synonymous with wire outbreak
Celebrities › Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:14pm On Oct 29, 2022
Pickmycall:
Germany is the manufacturer of Benz.It is cheaper over there compare to Nigeria where our naira is useless to pounds,euro and dollars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MemqlP-cmKM

The story of Benz.
Mr Carl Benz is the inventor of the car called Benz.
His wife's name was Bertha.

Just like Innoson is a local Nigerian car, Mercedes Benz is a local German car.
But they took theirs seriously.
The people patronised the business and bought Benz. Helped the company to grow the brand and export the car.
We here in Nigeria, are HATING both Mr Innoson and all his cars.
Celebrities › Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:11pm On Oct 29, 2022
saxywale2:
Germany is a very wealthy country, so it's not surprising.
The person who invented Benz is called Carl Benz
Carl Benz is a German.
He invented Benz right there in his country.
His wife was called Bertha
As far as Germans are concerned, Mercedes Benz is just an ordinary local car.
This is the story of how it all happened.
Watch and enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MemqlP-cmKM
Politics › Re: Lagos Recruits 423 Fire-Officials, Boosts Fire-Fighting Capacity by uuzba(m): 6:27am On Oct 28, 2022
sharone21:
Any distress call number for fire emergencies?
Hehe... grin grin
Face front and stop asking question.
The good news is that, there are 423 of them. They will be there, isolated in their office..
Politics › Re: Lagos Recruits 423 Fire-Officials, Boosts Fire-Fighting Capacity by uuzba(m): 6:25am On Oct 28, 2022
And out of all this 423 fire people, ONE could not go and quench the fire that was burning WAEC office earlier this week?
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's House In Otuoke Remains Accessible Only By Canoe (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 6:21am On Oct 28, 2022
jackcanfield:
angry Shey we need to pass a law on compulsory use of life jackets.... You people always thinking your swimming pool and flood water are the same ...One is laminar the other could be turbulent.
English.
Laminar versus turbulent, has to do with flowing water.
As you can clearly see in the pictures above, the water isn't flowing anywhere.
So you're just using the wrong words just to sound intelligent.
Travel › Re: Federal Government Evacuates 542 Stranded Nigerians From UAE (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:36am On Oct 24, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
They are not happy coming back home
All their shoulder pad has comot.

Health › Re: Flood Overtakes Federal Medical Centre Otuoke, Bayelsa (Photo) by uuzba(m): 12:12pm On Oct 21, 2022
arantess:
what of well planned cities around the world that are heavily flooded too?

ofcourse town planning can go a long way but that is not enough against natural forces
Well, they typically have to work with a budget.
There's no point building structures to prevent flooding, if you still have to wait 10,000 years before the flood actually happens.
But this one of the Lagdo dam in cameroon, it is Nigerian's fault.
Cameroon built theirs since the early 80's and Nigerian government should have visualised this flooding scenario
and built our own damn along the river Benue.
But government in, government out, none of them built anything.
Health › Re: Flood Overtakes Federal Medical Centre Otuoke, Bayelsa (Photo) by uuzba(m): 12:06pm On Oct 21, 2022
Dididrumz:
Lagdo dam is a completed dam in Cameroon.
Oga, my power don finish for dumb people in this forum.
Just to use phone...
...phone that is already on your hand,
...and just search "Lagdo dam" on google and see that it is a Cameroon dam.
Na, im somebody cannot check before making stupid statement.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Cocaine Trafficker Narrates How He Bribed Nigerian Airport Officials by uuzba(m): 8:50am On Oct 21, 2022
MondayOsunbor:
oga we do not need unified functional group called Nigeria,

let Nigeria burn, let it rots ... tell me why should we care
OK O.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Cocaine Trafficker Narrates How He Bribed Nigerian Airport Officials by uuzba(m): 8:03am On Oct 21, 2022
theophorus:
You think Nigeria problem na who be President?

The Problem of this Nation is beyond the Number 1 man.

All of Us must choose to do Right wherever we have influence.

ASUU is behaving like opposition party and suffering the Masses.
The Security forces are looking to profit from the insecurities issues.
The law enforcement has become a Profiter from and promoter of lawlessness.
Judges and even traditional leaders are becoming PR for Politicians.
Bankers are Intel for Yahooboys and Fraudsters.

Abeg, our problem na we ourselves joor.
Well, the only way we can be a unified functional group called Nigeria, is if we all agree on some basics.
And those basics are what is called "the constitution".
Right now, we have not agreed on that constitution, and as a result we have not agreed with each other about anything. And so, disorder and curruption continues to roam around the place.
The people in government have refused to address our various concerns in the constitution.
Phones › Re: Jack Dorsey Launches Bluesky Social, New Social Network by uuzba(m): 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2022
Lawag3:
You know experience can be a very bad teacher it can teach you a lesson so bitter that you might not be able to make another mistake
So?
You want to run away from experience now or what?
Tomorrow now, you will be looking for experience to write inside your CV.
Food › Re: Peak Yoghurt Drink Introduces 1 Litre “Full House Pack” by uuzba(m): 10:54pm On Oct 19, 2022
ChronicGp:
It's been selling here in Kano since July. The taste be like kunu abi na fura.
That means kunu is just another name for yogurt .
Food › Re: Mackerel: How Do I Identify Original From This Fish? by uuzba(m): 5:30pm On Oct 19, 2022
What kind of dumb question is this?
Fish is an animal. There is no fake animal.
Buy the 2 and eat.
One is Mackerel and the other is Titus.
Use Wikipedia to know which of them is which.
Travel › Re: Diesel Tanker Explodes Near Bishop Oyedepo’s School In Abuja (Video) by uuzba(m):
FaceTanke:
Are u sure it's diesel tankerhuh
Exactly
Diesel does not explode by itself.
But on the other hand, they may have deliberately put a bomb in it to make it explode
Crime › Re: Names Of Sexual Offenders Convicted In Lagos Published by uuzba(m): 2:47pm On Oct 16, 2022
ratiken:
Nairaland thrives on tribal controversies ….. lots of efforts to promote tribally laced news.

These are anti-Nigerian moves by this site.
Let's all stop this tribalism thing and live in peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3NHXbM9HH8&list=WL&index=1
Travel › Re: Lagos Test-Runs Blue Line Rail (Video) by uuzba(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2022
Felabrity:
Lets be honest, Lagos is still very far behind, when you compare it with other "mega cities around the world, especially in transportation sector
Ok. You're just learning that now?
Other foreign nations manufacture and export all their goods. Nigeria doesn't manufacture anything. Only import.
That's why our Naira has such a low value, we are in great debt to IMF and China ...
How the f*** did you even think Lagos was any kind of advanced anything before?
We don't even have electricity, piped water, treated sewage, or properly cleaned refuse.
Education › Re: ASUU Suspends 8-Month-Old Strike Conditionally - ChannelsTV by uuzba(m): 6:19am On Oct 14, 2022
maxtop:
Resumption or not I just got my visa issued. I will see you guys at the other side where lives and education carry more budget allocation than Senator's wardrobe allowance. SHALOM !!
Big lie .
If you really have a visa to travel, you won't be advertising it here online.
You're just seeking attention.
No visa
Big lie..
Politics › Re: Why We Are Seizing Imported Used Clothes, Shoes — Customs by uuzba(m): 9:32am On Oct 10, 2022
GamalNasser:
Protectionism has never worked .. nobody wants to use old clothes , improve the economy and the desire for these will go on their own.
General talk.
Improve the economy...
HOW? HOW will the economy be improved, State it clearly.
Travel › Re: Policemen Trapped As Cash-Filled Bullion Van Catches Fire In Kebbi (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 7:30am On Sep 30, 2022
Tboy222:
Are you a newbie on nairalabd
Ehen!?
If he's a newbie nko? Is it an offence to ask question?
Business › Re: See Why Loan App Operators Disgrace Most Of Their Customers by uuzba(m): 5:35pm On Sep 29, 2022
clothingonline:
Nigerians are funny
Nigerians?
You nko?
You are from France abi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Man Lights Himself On Fire To Protest Putin’s Draft (photos) by uuzba(m): 10:27am On Sep 28, 2022
God1000:
This is unmistakable message.

Russians have tolerated Putin for 22 years, it's time to oust him from power and save our planet earth from the possibility of nuclear war, he's unhinged and dangerous.

We're faced with a drowning and losing Putin that doesn't want to lose this war, the land-grabber must be stopped.
Tolerated?
Why can't the closest security to him remove him since all this time?
Those ones are as bad and wicked like him.
Remove him today, those his close security will take over and be more wicked than him.
Bastard people.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Two Kidnappers, Rescue Five Victims In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by uuzba(m): 10:16pm On Sep 27, 2022
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Crime › Re: NDLEA Sets Ablaze The N194 Billion Cocaine Seized From Ikorodu Warehouse (Photo) by uuzba(m): 5:50pm On Sep 27, 2022
Aboki99:
Who confirmed it was actually it ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAssPedIdbk

The smoke from real drugs burning still affects people terribly.
Crime › Re: Vehicles Loaded With Ammunition And IED’s Intercepted In Ikorodu, Lagos by uuzba(m): 7:34am On Sep 25, 2022
The English I wanted to speak has finished. huh
Education › Re: ASUU Appeals Ruling, Says FG Has Declared War by uuzba(m): 8:30am On Sep 23, 2022
collinsy2:
Sad situation. Just wondering how it is that this can't be speedily resolved!
Govt is basically saying, "educated people can get out".
This country gets foreign exchange $$$ by exporting crude oil.
Nigerian Educated people are not the ones selling the crude oil or any other negotiation. So they're basically useless to the nations wealth.
Education in Nigeria is just something the government is reluctantly forced to spend money upon and they are tired.

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