₦airaland Forum

Kick the fat leg and you will hear building collapse.
Nonsense..

vastolord4:
Hope they have teaser guns cos they would be needing it..

Na only teaser guns you dey find.

SerikiFulani:
This is basic engineering.

The pipe holding the kettle is inside the water.

I saw this first in china.

You travelled to China to go and see it first?
I saw it on Youtube with my phone, here in Nigeria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EboJj8xv0Wo

Enddy50ty:
That's Racism of a different kind.

I see.
When Nigerians run to overseas countries and white people start firing you with their 100% racism, SHAME will not allow the Nigerians to admit their they are suffering racism.
Them go keep quiet and be bearing white man insult.

na2016:
Some are quite good and some trained you. If you don't have something good to say, at least don't talk down on them.

When i was in school way back, I was in Engineering. And we never heard of any sex anything there. The girs were not many and when the Engineering hard dem pass, them pull out of the department, waka dey go.
All those kind things mostly happen in arts departments of any university. But me I didn't hear O!

Igboslayer:
This their traditional university stuffs is fast becoming obsolete. Most universities are presently running online programs with shorter time frame of getting your degree in most courses. This will cut cost on so many fronts for the students.

It's like you don't understand what is happening here.
Who will give you the degree certificate after you do your online whatever?
Who will even teach you the online thing?
You can always learn anything you want to learn under mango tree or online. But you still need the lecturer to give you a certificate/degree as evidence you are a graduate. And right now, the lecturers said they are not teaching again.
So where are you running to?

wolesmile:
Assort bawo?

Na assorted meat wey dey him mind.

Sabadon:
i stand with you on that

You stand with him against the assort.
Abi
Against the assault?

There's technician and there's engineer.
Technician knows how to adjust things.
Engineer knows how to calculate to ensure the right materials are used to build something in a certain way.
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We're importing a hell of a lot of finished machine and other goods into Nigeria.
And technicians just take those things and be adjusting them up and down. No Engineering in that.
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Job of engineer has already been done overseas by white men.
I don't know where you can engage in this type of proper Mechanical Engineering in Nigeria except you start your own factory.

Faber:
Why is it that anytime a lady dey miss or is being murdered na the beautiful and flashy falshy ones dey always fall victim.

These flashy girls no get brains o,they bargained with mother nature for beauty over brains.

Just promise them money, good life, flashy cars...they don fall and end up in one your bed. But the average ones in terms of beauty na them get brains pass. Those ones are staunch, to deceive them no be here, and 90% of women who have changed the world are from their rank and file.
Finally, I wish they found the missing lady, before it's too late. My sincere sympathy goes to her family.

I don't know whether to curse the OP. Because that is exactly the same thing I see.
Never a day, has one UGLY GIRL ever been reported missing.
In fact, if crocodile eat all the ugly girls in Nigeria, it won't make front page news here on NL.
Let me go and post on twitter: #HairyChinGirl, #Uglina, #WeSefDeyLost #DemNoGreeFindUs

jaxxy:
Why is it that African in Ukraine have nothing good to say about them?? In Russia the case is quite different surprisingly.

Are Ukraine lowkey racist or is there a miscommunication smwhere??

If you are from a poor country, every other rich country is low key racist against you. Afterall, you have nothing to offer and only went to meet them to beg. And they don't like beggers.
If it's a lie, stay in your county Na!

vastolord4:
If true, he needs an MVP seat in heaven

In the correct church, they call Banns of Marriage.
An announcer states publicly at the pulpit that 2 people want to get married.
If anyone has anything to say about the situation, please step forward and speak up.
The annoucement is made at least 3 times publicly to the hearing of everybody,
so to avoid all this BULLSH1T public disgrace.

A person may have sinned privately, but it is never your business to disgrace them publicly.

Oqw1:
Man men I never love football coz it’s business their is nothing fun about it for me

Sometimes I watch nationa and world cup

Correct.
Why waste your time, money, gen, fuel, watching other men playing on the field with their millions.
They won't share their money with you. If you like watch 365, 24/7, they will never make you rich.
It's just a waste of time
Better for you to go and exercise yourself outdoors.

Rememberdeath:
The Girl is so beautiful Sha.

So if she was ugly, you won't like her to be found?

Psych412:
He should serve himself na

Simple.
It's not as if the woman padlocked the food.

Habayomie:
Bad news for Aba boys

This is a very stupid development in Nigeria.
Instead of selling Nigerian shoes globally, we're still patronising whiteman shoes.
White man that is already richer than the whole nigeria.
We carry all our money and give him.
But to give our own people that same money, na issue.

Fira09:
Good development from NIKE™.

Let's vote PETER OBI for more good development that will embrace Nigeria.

What kind of stupid development is that?
All the whole Nigerians hustling to make local shoes, why isn't their own shoe being sold instead?
Instead you go and be selling white people shoes in your country.
Are white people not already RICH enough?
How many money you want to dash them again?

The Chinese guy that started Alibaba just focused on his side. He knew he cannot change compete with Amazon. But made sure to make himself Chinese local championship with his Alibaba site.
That is it. Don't compete with Western people
Go and do your own.
All this carrying YouTube on your head, e no go work. Situation is very different for us and totally against. Unless you are living overseas. Even at that, you are black again, and associated with 419 country. So that's another minus.

catrinad:
Na God go help Nigeria

All the masters degree and PhD holders in this nigeria cannot refine Nigerian oil.
Oyibo has to refine it for us.

Realist12:
All these building collapse are due to our greed as a country .

Well our greed came from refusing to setup local industries to keep people employed.
We took shortcut to be importing all kinds of finished goods
Now our money has finished and we're now using shortcut to achieve wonders up and down.
Everything jaga-jaga.

DLSReigns:
Hmmm, how is she going to rescue someone if she is Lilli livered?

There are always people like that in the forces.
See below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkHwOtTX8cQ

baralatie:
But seriously I don't think it is an easy task to kill a lion in the wild

He must have gone with at least a team of hunters or the lion was already waiting to be shot at

Which part is hard there?
Stand 100 meters away and fire your gun at an animal that doesn't know what gun is.
It won't even see you. I won't know you are even there.
So tell me the hard part in that matter?

dsds

aikfrank:
I think this happens mostly in Nigeria and you pass through a whole lot of stress before they tell you how much they want to offer.

What do you think?

Well, Nigeirian economy is struggling. The boss is kukuma just sharing his daily stress with you.
The best bet, keep your eyes and senses open.
Once you start detecting unnecessary stress in the process, just bail out. Because the rest can never be any better than that.
Same with where I work.
I only work here because the man is a good Christian.
Minus that O, the stress don pass the pay, and I saw that right from the very first day, before I even entered sef.

meobizy:
Yet Nairaland claims the white man lied when calling Lagos unlivable.

So where are we living na?
Did I wake up in space this morning before heading to work?

BluntCrazeMan:
WE NEED A NEW NIGERIA

We are desperate to have a new change in our country.

It's not about Peter Obi himself.
It's about us

The Education in Nigeria was given to us by the British when they colonised Nigeria.
They set up science labs and technical schools.
These are what educate the people to setup and successfully run fictional industries.
Properly equipped science laboratory AND technical schools .That is the foundation.
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But when the British left, we Nigerians destroyed all our science laboratories, destroyed our technical schools and chose to cram answer and pass exam instead .
Now, nobody knows how to make anything.
Can you produce stainless steel? Do you even have any idea of the chemical equation and where to source the materials?
Yet stainless steel is the foundation steel used in every food industry because it doesn't rust.
Since we dont have enough of it, hence we have very few food industries and all their food is expensive. When last could you afford milk?
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As we don't/can't produce anything, we chose to be importing instead. We have imported so-tey all our money has finished and we are now borrowing money from useless China (that can't even speak English)... The day they start using kungfu to dismantle our head, that's when we would stop borrowing more money.
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All we do is import goods and pose with them. And this government is so good at expensive bullsh1t lifestyle.

And here is ASUU now crying for the upgrade that should have been part of their education right from the very beginning... Properly equipped laboratories, properly setup technical schools, and well paid staff to run and teach in these places. These are the foundation required to run industries that will produce and refine raw materials in to finished goods that can be exported to foreign exchange.
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$1 = ₦1 back in the 70s. Today we are gathering. ₦700 to buy $1 and people are celebrating that the price has come down.
What a great STUPID celebration.

If only it was Jamaican spaghetti source.
That's the one I know very well. As well as Icelandic spaghetti source.

eteba:
Good riddance to bad rubbish

If you were born in his state, in his family, can you escape behaving like him?
You would do the same thing.

Iamicekid:
You can start helping her by advising her to get something doing with her life, she either get a job or start a business that Atleast she too can say she is making money, then with it will be easier for her to leave the marriage if she want to without thinking on how she go survive

The best way for him to help her is for him to find his own wife and marry and stop being available.
Why is he chooking nose up and down in her marriage? He even complain that when blocked him on Facebook. Why not?
This guy is TOO available and is hoping to get this married women.
Nonsense story. Nonsense guy.

Allisgud:
History and culture,most of all this indomie generation no sabi anything

They weren't taught and they have no idea how to search such information on internet or from real books.

asahnwaKC:
The oyo empire and the banzabankwa... history de interesting shaa ... lots of stories

The purpose of history is to learn from it and avoid making same old mistakes.

OriOko88:
Rip to her. The only solution to insecurity in this country is armunition of everyone. Imagine this girl arming her self with Patrick Schar s65 Pistol. Who fit dare her.. D worst that will happen is a shootout which will cause casualty on both side and not only one side losing out like this.

Kudos to the founding fathers of America. They really forsaw this kind of insecurity in d US,so they enacted the gun law. Thats why America is still relatively peaceful despite the huge pupulation of phycos in that country

America has SO MANY people in prison. The LARGEST percentage of IT'S OWN people in prison compared to every other country in the world.
They do 3 strike system.
1. You beat someone - strike 1 - Prison.
They release you. Because of prison record, people hate to employ you. You can't find normal work again.
2. You konk someone head - strike 2 - Prison.
They realeas you.
3. Even if it's only kulikuli that you took from somewhere, because of your 2 previous strikes, they don't care. They lock you up LONG TERM - Strike 3.
Hence, so many MEN are in prison in America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUyUpkQpMEw