₦airaland Forum

FirmTR:
Rubbish

This is the one they do in Japan

I dey buy orange from malam yesterday.
The guy don already dey squeeze plenty new N1000 note inside pocket.
Slap dey do me for hand.

nedekid:
I think something need to be done urgently. Lots of Nigerians have to lose the privilege of owning passports. You just cannot go abroad and cause a nuisance and then spoil chances for legitimate Nigerians.
Why will folks be allowed to travel to eg India aside schooling or health grounds for goodness sake. People with no legitimate skills or source of income. Besides what skill or work do you want to do in a country like India that has both the rich and poor, all skilled in every aspect?
The next thing to survive is crime!

Oga, na risk.
Getting of passport and visa is not an easy process. You would have to spend money to do so and your government and the visa country need that your money. At the same time, they don't want your bad behavior. They can't just tell you to get out. They only try a bit to make the process difficult to discourage you from going a bit.
See dubai now, Nigerians have been f***ing up in that country so much, that Dubai now said, "Oya comot, We no dey give visa again".
Some here will now be saying Dubai is racist.

Libertypro:
A wise woman , a queen and more.

Bull sh!t.

Today's babe will bend down and the whole world must snap her picture and carry news headline.
Failure! Complete Failure.

ogatboy:
First, what do you want us to do about your situation? Social media is not your counselling room. Go talk to someoe you can confide in, talk to your spiritual leader, talk to your parents and stop looking for advice on the internet.

Good luck with whatever you decide and whatever makes you happy.

Na feminist dey worry OP.
She will only go and consult with other feminists that will tell her to remain single like that.
She no send anybody.

KashLord:
Sit down their the make noise upandan
You are above 30 yet no sign of any responsibility in you🫣🫣🫣🤔🤫
When do you want to settle down? When menopause start or when hookup no pay again? Get married now because soon the strength will no longer be there for you soon. Children wahala at old age no be child play

Make una leave this woman. Her mind no dey there.
This kind person fit born pikin, and leave am for her husband, waka leave house, run go America.

MrDetermined:
i think that's the best option for her, if she even gets married it'll only be eye service marriage and feminism of a thing.

Exactly!

MrDetermined:
you see personally, i think everyone has got their choices to make in regards to this marriage of a thing. i work in a dementia home for the old and sometimes care homes.

after witnessing the the things things happening there, I decided I'll get married as well as be a loving father to my kids.

you can choose not to give birth to any kid(s) but what of when you get old? your siblings and friends are all gonna be as old as you or maybe late sef, who'll take care of you then?? you'll suffer and feel lonely like no tomorrow.

Forget this OP.
She cannot see anything positive about marriage because she has conditioned herself to be self sufficient.
The worst thing for any man is to marry this type of woman.
She will be inactive on the bed, inactive in family meetings. She will just be doing mumu so much that the man will either go mental and basterdise her with some wicked beating or commit suicide out of depression.
She wants to be lonely. Let her be lonely

With this kind of mind, forget marriage.
Don't even bother about therapy because your mind will not change.
You cannot see anything positive in miarriage.
Just forget it and spare everyone the pending heart breaks and nonsense long stories.
Live your solo single life and never disturb anybody again.

Hendrixky:
Why always using lagos as a reference point

What's is this over hype about lagos

Over hype?
We have bridge.
People be forming oyibo pass oyibo themselves.
Dey jog, carry earpod chook for ear, come gum Iphone for hand dey form exercise on that bridge.
Dem no dey allow the bridge rest again.

allen113:
I hope this condemn iron pickers have not started stealing the rail tracks hmm🤔🤔🤔

Na them!

Pickmycall:
Why is that drugs that destroys the human body systems sells more than drugs that helps one to stay alive?

The main thing the drugs do is to get you high.
That is, it releases chemicals in the brain that make you see vision and feel very light headed and peaceful.
But in the process of that, it also destroying the body.
The person then become addicted to the drugs, always wanting to feel high and peaceful. But his body is getting destroyed in the orocess.
Its very hard for such people to stop taking the drugs.
The drug sellers know this and keep making money from all the addicted people who keep on buying.
Your best bet is NEVER take the drugs at all.

ATLIEN2027:
I'm totally off grid when in Nigeria.
I have no business with NEPA or Generator.
Strictly Solar.

Hmm. There's a project I know where the owner wanted to be 100% offgrid.
NEPA still vexed and said he must sha buy meter and install.

Hope they didn't they force you to buy meter also?

Antoeni:
Same Here in Nigeria

No work and joblessness causes it.

They are not doing anything there.
No work.
Just be sexing up and down.
They should find work to keep busy.

Betterdays007:
This morning, I went for a job interview for the position of a customer care representative. I stammer actually and I knew it was likely I wouldn't get the job. I met with their HR and we had conversation and during the conversation he asked if I was a stammerer and I answered in the affirmative, then he told me that I can't work as a customer care representative in their company due to my deficiency. I jus waka jeje comot there.

Well customer care requires clear communication. Sometimes, speaking into the telephone to offer the customer care support.
And the other person must understand you 100% otherwise the matter fit explode reach another level.
If you have a speech defect, you can either manage it or try to cure it.

Sheistoopretty:
All these things u listed are vanities they don't matter in heaven

yeah. But the lady and her family will demand it before marriage. No matter how you tell them, THESE THINGS DON'T MATTER.
They won't hear.
They will use it to judge the man if he doesn't give them.

Weedhustler:
This a real nigga...if we're him I would used buldozer that particular day to convey dump.

There's a video of a man that did that.
He used bullet proof on the bulldozer and bastardied everything.
Nobody could stop him.
They shot gun tire. Nothing entered. Guy leveled the whole street.
Guy sha committed suicide after he was fully satisfied.

Sheistoopretty:
He only drove a car to her home? Much better
Nigerian men will kill u or hire assassins to do it for dem they can never take divorce with good fate,,,we own them
Nigerian men can't take back what they give

When the man bought 10,000 shawarma for the girl, during dating.
-commandeered UNICEF and UNHCR helicopter to drop food in her village because of traditional marriage.
-commission new bridge for all her family, his inlaws and all the communities in the neigbouring villages
...
Later the woman will say she's doing divorce.
Divorce na, let us see how it will happen.

Amayabor1:
This man ought to be arrested after he leaves office.

Beat!!!! Beat!!! Beat very welll
Arrest na English.
It's Beating that he needs.
Everytime, we will be beating poor man. But nobody will beat rich man.
Beating is what he needs.

Akpaamunsi:
I am an igbo man, but God bless you for speaking the truth. But unfortunately my people are politically cursed and brainless politically.

You are an igbo man.
Who asked you your tribe just now?
It's only you that has tribe ba?
What about me?
What about all the other millions browsing this site?
If all of us start telling you our tribe, you will have headache for the rest of your life.

Righthussle:
Hmmm

When it's N100, you giving it to God
When it's N10,000, that one goes straight to pastor, not God.
I've heard. Well done.

do you have graphics card for HP 8400 pro SFF PC with core2 duo processor?
I need 1GB graphics card.

This is basic economics na.
The nation is not producing anything.
Just importing everyday.
One day white men will tell us to bring N5000 to collect $1
And guess what?
We will all pay it very fast.
The money keeps on losing value as we aren't exporting anything for sale.

Goahead:
I'm suspecting a high level infiltration of Nigeria by Russian agents to shape our public opinions on the war in Ukraine with these needless propagandas.

I don't even understand OP and his stupid story.
Russia has been banging Ukraine head with bombs daily for 11 months now, and the whole world is against the needless attack. Op met one Russian girl, and is already praising the whole Russia.

Toneypen247:
Interesting.......everything for the trend

Which nonsense trend?
He has done his oga's work.
HOD will not disturb him.
Was the test given?
Yes it was given.
Did they pass?
No, sadly they all failed.
Oh sorry.
Add that failure to their final certificate.

kingthreat:
When will there be a national emergency against cultism. Is it until cultists become a paramilitary group with assault weapons and bombs?

Cultists are culting because Nigeria police has fxxxed up.
Police that you expect to be your friend is your enemy. Whom do you turn to again?
Dec 6th and 25th, Ajah Lagos, police shot and killed 2 UNARMED persons.
1 young man. And 1 young lady.
The man's case was being swept under the carpet as usual. But for the woman, she was lawyer.
Her case is being handled by NBA and they sued the police of Nigeria, N5 billion for compensation..

jclave22:
U don't blame them most Nigeria doctors are quack. The fatality they have caused is bigger than the save. Most hospital lacks the equipment to attend to a patient. And some are after pay before a life is saved. I wish they beat him so he go know say life matters.

You people should go and do doctor work first before opening mouth to talk nonsense.
It is similar to plumber, bricklayer, engineer... Yes it is very similar.
You have your knowledge and your skills.
But you still need the customer/patient to pay for the service so you can buy good materials to do the work.
When you tell them the price/cost, they will be shouting and doing strong head.
They want you to use your own money to buy the materials and do the work to international standards... Then they bring that their f***ing N2000. Is it N2000 you will use to pay house rent?
These same persons will start shouting at you that you did nonsense work, that you are a quack doctor.

Ah this one is not news na.
I've said this thing since 2015, way back this kind of our country that doesn't produce any international export goods, we have no choice.
Oyibo will just tell you, go and bring N1000 before we give you even $1. Who born you that you will not give them the N1000.
Tomorrow they can vex and tell you to bring, in fact, N2000 to collect $1.
What will you do?
You will shout and vex.
But your vex no get power.
You go and bow down and give them N2000.
That's all we do in this country
Bow down to white men and destroy our economy daily.

ModCaller:
I didn't say I did any of those. I had classmates who did those. Some were even publicly flogged on assembly ground for those things.

You have a very low IQ. Bye

What if they lock you in prison with people of very low IQ for 1 year? Where will you run to avoid them?

God1000:
It's poor upbringing

Parents and schools are abdicating their duties these days, no more discipline.

Punish them and they will change

80% of what is in this video is how I grew up right here in Nigeria.
Computer and social media has destroyed everyone, parents and kids.

Watch the clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apmq2Ktyd1I

gambia:
Two wrongs cannot make a right.

Useless advice given AFTER the person has already done the wrong.