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Education › Re: FUTMINNA Lecturer Give Empty Hall A Test As He Resumes 2023 To An Empty Class by uuzba(m): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2023

Toneypen247:
Interesting.......everything for the trend

Which nonsense trend?
He has done his oga's work.
HOD will not disturb him.
Was the test given?
Yes it was given.
Did they pass?
No, sadly they all failed.
Oh sorry.
Add that failure to their final certificate.

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Councillor, Boutique Owner, Sales Girl And Customer In Sapele (Pix) by uuzba(m): 1:47pm On Jan 05, 2023

kingthreat:
When will there be a national emergency against cultism. Is it until cultists become a paramilitary group with assault weapons and bombs?

Cultists are culting because Nigeria police has fxxxed up.
Police that you expect to be your friend is your enemy. Whom do you turn to again?
Dec 6th and 25th, Ajah Lagos, police shot and killed 2 UNARMED persons.
1 young man. And 1 young lady.
The man's case was being swept under the carpet as usual. But for the woman, she was lawyer.
Her case is being handled by NBA and they sued the police of Nigeria, N5 billion for compensation..

Health › Re: Doctors Share Alarming Stories Of Attack On Duty In Nigerian Hospitals by uuzba(m): 1:38pm On Jan 05, 2023

jclave22:
U don't blame them most Nigeria doctors are quack. The fatality they have caused is bigger than the save. Most hospital lacks the equipment to attend to a patient. And some are after pay before a life is saved. I wish they beat him so he go know say life matters.

You people should go and do doctor work first before opening mouth to talk nonsense.
It is similar to plumber, bricklayer, engineer... Yes it is very similar.
You have your knowledge and your skills.
But you still need the customer/patient to pay for the service so you can buy good materials to do the work.
When you tell them the price/cost, they will be shouting and doing strong head.
They want you to use your own money to buy the materials and do the work to international standards... Then they bring that their f***ing N2000. Is it N2000 you will use to pay house rent?
These same persons will start shouting at you that you did nonsense work, that you are a quack doctor.

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Politics › Re: Exchange Rate May Surpass N1000/$, Says Pat Utomi On 2023 Budget by uuzba(m): 1:27pm On Jan 05, 2023

Ah this one is not news na.
I've said this thing since 2015, way back this kind of our country that doesn't produce any international export goods, we have no choice.
Oyibo will just tell you, go and bring N1000 before we give you even $1. Who born you that you will not give them the N1000.
Tomorrow they can vex and tell you to bring, in fact, N2000 to collect $1.
What will you do?
You will shout and vex.
But your vex no get power.
You go and bow down and give them N2000.
That's all we do in this country
Bow down to white men and destroy our economy daily.

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Education › Re: FGC Ijanikin, Lagos Students Lodge Colleagues In Hotels For Sex Romps by uuzba(m): 10:22am On Jan 04, 2023

ModCaller:
I didn't say I did any of those. I had classmates who did those. Some were even publicly flogged on assembly ground for those things.

You have a very low IQ. Bye

What if they lock you in prison with people of very low IQ for 1 year? Where will you run to avoid them?

Education › Re: FGC Ijanikin, Lagos Students Lodge Colleagues In Hotels For Sex Romps by uuzba(m): 10:17am On Jan 04, 2023

God1000:
It's poor upbringing

Parents and schools are abdicating their duties these days, no more discipline.

Punish them and they will change

80% of what is in this video is how I grew up right here in Nigeria.
Computer and social media has destroyed everyone, parents and kids.

Watch the clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apmq2Ktyd1I

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Crime › Re: New Year Fire: Angry Mob Attacks Fire Fighters In Onitsha For Late Arrival by uuzba(m): 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2023

gambia:
Two wrongs cannot make a right.

Useless advice given AFTER the person has already done the wrong.

Travel › Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by uuzba(m): 9:33pm On Dec 31, 2022

Joevics:
Go to Uyo or even Eket. I just left Eket, and there are lots of girls, good internet and the cost of living is also low.

He should go to Eket,
Then you, instead of staying in Eket, you ran away? So make OP go meet the wahala you run leave?
No way.
Where are you now? It's that place OP will come and stay.

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Travel › Re: 200 Cars Involved In Massive Collision In China's Zhengzhou due to dense fog by uuzba(m): 6:01pm On Dec 29, 2022

ThoughtOfYou:
This is unbelievable

Well, it's not hard.
They were speeding and there was fog (harmattan haze).
Nobody could see far.
But they just said, "Make I just use speed pass am. Nothing go happen".
Unfortunately, one person jammed another and another and another....
Never speed in fog.
Kukuma just park your car off the road

Family › Re: White SA Mother Loses 5 Kids In Massive Gas Explosion (PICS) by uuzba(m): 8:26pm On Dec 27, 2022

Mampolo:
This world get unsafer as technology advances.

Sir, You have said it!!
All the technology get K-Leg.
If ordinary car catches fire, worst-case 2 hrs, they can quench the fire.
If electric car catches fire, 24hrs the fire will not quench.
Buy technology at your own risk.

Phones › Re: What Is The Best Phone You Used And Enjoyed So Far? by uuzba(m): 5:18pm On Dec 27, 2022

Honchoslim16:
Honor

Someone gifted me Honor 10. But the phone had power issue.
I couldn't fix it.
Everytime, it will just turn Off and refuse to comeback.
The specs were good. 128gb hdd, 4 gb ram.
24mp camera. . But I didn't enjoy anything.
Just sold it off for cheap.
The guy that bought it now found someone to repair it for him.

Politics › Re: Noise Pollution: Lagos Shuts Quilox Club by uuzba(m): 7:03am On Dec 26, 2022

quickly:
All the moshalashi wey dey make noise for person ear dem no consider that one as noise?
This is politically motivated I think

There was a time I lived in UK. I escorted one of my Indian Muslim friend to mosque. I didn't even know the time we reach.
No noise. No Allah wakba..
All them just arrange for outside, dey bend their waist.
Dem no dey shout for there o.
But in Nigeria, we no go hear word..

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Celebrities › Re: Chita Agwu Johnson Robbed In London by uuzba(m): 3:41pm On Dec 22, 2022

tunwumi:
Huuumm

huuunnn!!!!

Politics › Re: National Identification Number (NIN) Tokenization: What You Should Know by uuzba(m): 2:14pm On Dec 21, 2022

erico2k2:
ahah i dnt think so since its USSD

Tomorrow now you will hear billion-billion was spent..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by uuzba(m): 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2022

emmaodet:
For how long? That is not sustainable you know? They don’t have the leverages of 1980s or 90s again.

They have claimed and bankrupted their nation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9UlLGAywqU&t=1291s

The rich pay higher taxes. That is used to fund everyone else. Immigrants (Japa Nigerians) pay the rest through work.
The Real white British are terribly lazy.
I saw this video a while back and the stupid people in tremendous debt are still eating corn flakes and living in big house.
Haba.

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman In The UK Cries Out Over Solid Ice, Curses Nigerian Govt (Video) by uuzba(m): 4:58pm On Dec 19, 2022

Desusi:
All these are results of poverty in the land Nigeria. Tell me my brother how Germans, Britons, Americans and Japanese would want to come and settle in Nigeria? Those who are yearnings to go there are doing so because here is hell in itself. In those days of my stay in Germany, skin heads would give me embarrassing signs on the roads telling "Auslander was macht du hier? Geht mal raus!.Meaning foreigners what are you doing here? Get away! We dare not go out alone in the night.ln the train, bus stop,canteen and swimming pools harassment everywhere.?Its not easy living abroad. A time will come, no matter what you enjoyed, you will be thinking of home.Brothers! No place like home!

White nations prefer africa to be poor so they can always export and sell their goods to us.
They prefer our poverty so they can always buy cheap raw materials for their industries. Cheap cobalt for electric car batteries from Congo...etc
If they come over here, they can afford to live comfortable lifestyles because their currency is always more valuable than ours. An they can setup big industries, which we don't seem to be able to do with our disorganisation.
So it's just a choice for them.
But they do not want us Africans to go over there. May be one or two, so it will satisfy their conscience to avoid appearing racist.
But this one that the whole Dugbe market is japa-ing to abroad? Oh no. They hate the large inflow of migrants and will react extremely racist towards that.
Sorry for your German experience.
I only ever spent 1 weekend in East Germany. My eyes were wide open, looking for who will come insult me.

Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman In The UK Cries Out Over Solid Ice, Curses Nigerian Govt (Video) by uuzba(m): 4:52pm On Dec 19, 2022

jesmond3945:
what is holding you. You think cold weather was built for the black man?

And she knew she is black and that place is cold and she still went there?
Which kind of mumustic-mumulism is that?
Are we to carry sun and go and give her in UK?
Abeg make I hear word this afternoon.

Travel › Re: Snows: Abroad-Based Nigerian YouTuber Faces A Hard Day (Video) by uuzba(m): 11:35am On Dec 19, 2022

DaveHarry:
Nigerians and complain....home and away!

And now you can see the problem.
There is nothing wrong with Nigeria. It is us that like to complain.
Imagine, somebody that is in Canada is still complaining.
If e enter heaven now, e will say, the angels are too many.
cry

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Launches LASWA Data Centre by uuzba(m): 1:56am On Dec 17, 2022

Freethinker87:
Which project? Do you even know what a data management center is? This is a surveillance station.

In all my life in IT I've never seen a data center with surveillance monitors. I haven't even seen one this beautiful. So beautiful they even used one of their "servers" as TV.

Nigerian English is always upside-down.
I thought data centre is something of Servers and networking.
Wetin come concern CCTV monitoring with data centre now?

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Crime › Re: Fake LASTMA Official Nabbed In Lagos, Confesses That He Makes ₦‎40,000 Daily by uuzba(m): 3:16pm On Dec 15, 2022

leXHansplaCE59:
So many norms are changing...OBidients are truly ready to salvage Nigeria

Una wan give freedom of speech,
But you still want to collect my phone number first.
.. come and catch me. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by uuzba(m): 2:09pm On Dec 15, 2022

zed7:
Benefits that will be paid from the taxes of people working? It's just one big scam.

They tax richer people higher percentage.
Poorer people lesser percentage.
So UK lazy people are very confidently unemployed, with no shame.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by uuzba(m): 12:18pm On Dec 15, 2022

zed7:
What exactly is happening to UK citizens? Why are they refusing to work?

They can claim unemployment benefit

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by uuzba(m): 12:17pm On Dec 15, 2022

Jahwinaboy:
Nice development

When you reach UK to teach, they will now they will now tell you to teach the children that Man and Man should marry. That it is correct. If you refuse they sack you.
Oyibo is never kind. They have hidden agenda.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-48294017

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Family › Re: Man Holds Ex Lover Hostage On Her Way To Wed Another Man After Training Her by uuzba(m): 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2022

epadomo:
And when he is spending on you,u no fit talk say alaye kolewerk abi. Continue

They are both stupid
But the man is more stupid.
He should have just married the girl complete first.
Then continue the training from married home
I'm very sure that lady didn't ask him to train her. And neither did she promise to marry him.
He just wasted his money and the girl collected free money and training

Family › Re: Man Holds Ex Lover Hostage On Her Way To Wed Another Man After Training Her by uuzba(m): 9:42pm On Dec 14, 2022

Jennyclay:
it's not the lady's fault. The man choose to spend.
Let me ask you a question and I need answer. So Should the lady go into marriage with him just because of what he did for her?

The man is stupid
If you see a lady you like, marry the lady finish.
You can then train her from the married home .
Don't go and a be training stranger on the express road, wey dey find e own direction in life.

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Food › Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by uuzba(m): 2:49pm On Dec 14, 2022

omonnakoda:
Is it only Nigerians that celebrate Christmas? Do you know how much food Americans throw away at Christmas?
What are they celebrating now?

Same thing people celebrate at birthdays, weddings, and other festivals AROUND THE WORLD

NOT just Nigeria.
Humans everywhere do that and have done for centuries.
They take a break from their hustle come together, dress up nice, eat dance sing etc

We listen to music every day but still play music to celebrate
We wear clothes everyday but still dress up nicely to celebrate things that are special to us
Maybe you are autistic or just a joyless misanthrope

Thanks for the insults.
Christmas is the Birthday of Jesus Christ.
It is his birthday we are celebrating.
The church chose that day to celebrate.

Food › Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by uuzba(m): 2:48pm On Dec 14, 2022

omonnakoda:
Is it only Nigerians that celebrate Christmas? Do you know how much food Americans throw away at Christmas?
What are they celebrating now?

Same thing people celebrate at birthdays, weddings, and other festivals AROUND THE WORLD

NOT just Nigeria.
Humans everywhere do that and have done for centuries.
They take a break from their hustle come together, dress up nice, eat dance sing etc

We listen to music every day but still play music to celebrate
We wear clothes everyday but still dress up nicely to celebrate things that are special to us
Maybe you are autistic or just a joyless misanthrope

Food › Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by uuzba(m): 9:13am On Dec 14, 2022

Rickmann:
For me, that's 50k well spent.

Christmas, a time of the year when Nigerians eat food.
But you've been eating food since January. So, what are you celebrating now?
Eating food again?

I don't get it at all.

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Travel › Re: 27 Dead Ethiopians On Way To SA Dumped By Zambian Roadside (GRAPHIC PICS) by uuzba(m): 3:14pm On Dec 13, 2022

slivertongue:
Mine is fair

And you are the one that made yourself?
Or you think you are superior to any other person who is darker skin colour than you?
They say after a person dies, it still takes extra 24 hrs before his PRIDE will leave his dead body.

Travel › Re: 27 Dead Ethiopians On Way To SA Dumped By Zambian Roadside (GRAPHIC PICS) by uuzba(m): 10:38am On Dec 13, 2022

slivertongue:
Lord have mercy.
African leaders are a disgrace especially black Africa.

When you die, make sure you ask God why he made you Black, and whether it is his fault that African people are behaving anyhow, including you.

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Science/Technology › Re: Yemi Akinyemi Dele Selected By Yusaku Maezawa For Moon Trip by uuzba(m): 8:27pm On Dec 11, 2022

He will go and litter the moon with pure water sachet now O.
Oyibo has been going there since, the place was clean.
Nigerian man will go there now and spoil it.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The White House Christmas Decorations 2022 by uuzba(m): 9:43am On Dec 09, 2022

spinna:
Can never forget when Obama light painted the white house in rainbow colors to celebrate the gays

Exactly what I was thinking.
The same house you are using to celebrate Christ, you went and used it to celebrate devil in HD Pro Max.

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