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ProgrammingRe: Can I Learn Programming With My Smartphone by uuzba(m): 12:28pm On May 31, 2021
Karleb:
Internship is for learning. As long as he his willing to learn, that's all that matters.
For learning?
You will be learning and they will pay you again? Which kind school be that?
Me too, let me come and learn na.
Science/TechnologyRe: This Caterpillar’s Camouflage Is On Another Level (Photos) by uuzba(m): 4:26am On May 31, 2021
ChiefSosa:
NATURE HAS MANY WAYS OF AMAZING US.
Many ways to teach us.
This is how weak creatures protect themselves in the wild By camouflage.
We can learn a lot from this to protect ourselves in our own society.
HealthRe: Man Dies After He Was Bitten By A Snake 'Sent' By An Unknown Person (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:49pm On May 30, 2021
Temmylee01:
If only they have good hospital around that place or there's a vet around since the snake is available he will be given an antidote for the venom of the said snake that bit him. Some of this reptiles venom are poisonous and can spread quickly if the antidote is not given ASAP.
The issue with snake is wahala.
You need to get a dedicated snake biologist who will study ALL the types of snakes in a region.
Catch each specie, then take a sample of the snake venom from its mouth, take the venom to a laboratory and use it
to create ANTI-venom medicine.
Then store the Anti-Venom medication...
AND THEN BE physically available to administer the exact anti venom for the exact snake that bit you.
I used to watch this program on cable TV called Snake city, and the man explained what I just wrote here, that that is exactly his work.
Which person does this kind of work in Nigeria? And who will pay him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLaJm7LIx8

We have a lot of innovative work to do in this country Nigeria, instead of sitting down, complaining everyday, blaming superstition and waiting for white men to come and solve all our problems.

May the victim's soul rest in peace.
CrimeRe: 2 Female Job Seekers Kidnapped In Port Harcourt By Human Parts Dealers (Graphic) by uuzba(m): 12:10pm On May 29, 2021
PoloG:
Our govt should do something to end this rubbish
. This is 2021 and not 16th century
We are in deep trouble here. So many factors have contributed to these evil acts.
China population : 1,300,000,000
India population: 1,200,000,000
USA population: 300,000,000
Nigeria population: 200,000,000

These countries more populous than Nigeria, all have large scale manufacturing industries where large numbers of people can go and work and keep busy throughout the day.

We don't have. We just importing finished products to consume. Hence a large percentage of Nigerians are idle. Hence all this kidnapping and killings going on in the whole place.
In their idleness, they are busy fucking and borning more children, and the population is increasing more again, still with no industries and nothing to do..

Science/TechnologyRe: Who Else Noticed The Size Of The Moon Yesterday? by uuzba(m): 11:53am On May 29, 2021
IME1:
Great I know the moon was unusual

Night of 10pm was like 6pm or 5.30pm

Eclipse is either that the moon covers the sun or the sun covers the moon abi? I beg help me remember.
I don't want to ask Google grin

So which kind of eclipse did the Pacific Ocean and some parts of South America experience
Lunar eclipse
The sun normally shines on the moon, so we can see it here.
But the earth now blocked the sun from the moon
The shadow of the earth was casted on the moon.
But not perfectly inline.
The outer part of the shadow still allowed very tiny sunlight to pass, and that will make the moon look red.
If it was perfectly 100% covered, the whole moon will be black or just disappear from the sky completely.

Foreign AffairsRe: Germany Admits Genocide In Namibia In Colonial Era by uuzba(m): 12:22am On May 29, 2021
EMMY76:
Nice one from the Germans I wonder when the British and the nigerian govts will emulate this and humble themselves and accept that they actually committed worser genocide on the igbo nation during the nigerian/biafran war?
As a person, you have 2 hands and 2 legs to make you complete .
If somebody cut 1 hand off, you cannot apologies to that person. The person is an enemy. He is supposed to apologize to you for cutting your hand, today or tomorrow
As a one Nigeria, Igbo cut their self from Nigeria and govt beat them and force them back to join Nigeria. How can govt ever apologise? It's impossible
Americans took independence from UK and cut off themselves in 1740. How can you expect UK to apologize to them again? UK just tell them fuckyou and get out. And the two countries live thei separate ways.
Nigeria govt can only tell Igbo people, fuckyou! and sitdown there
Science/TechnologyRe: Who Else Noticed The Size Of The Moon Yesterday? by uuzba(m): 12:07am On May 29, 2021
IME1:
undecided
I'm looking at the moon and it's still big and bright
To worsen it emphasise it there is no light so walking outside is bright and safe
There was an eclipse of the moon on the 26th but it people in the Pacific Ocean and some parts of South America experienced during their own Night. We were at daytime here in Nigeria when it happened
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Is This Job Interview Genuine, I Just Got It Now by uuzba(m): 9:37pm On May 28, 2021
Masterchef:
Co-operate dress code ke? angry
That's their stupid strategy.
As if it's one important business.
Go there now and you will meet hungry looking hosts with dirty shirt, with smelling armpit.
Na untop that white plastic chair wey una go sidon.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Is This Job Interview Genuine, I Just Got It Now by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On May 28, 2021
How can somebody be asking you to bring your CV for interview?
Did they lose the one you sent them when you applied for the job?
This is pure GNLD .
These guys are extremely desperate to get your N15,000 or N20,000 and tie you into their bulshit pyramid, so they can climb up.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Going To A Job Interview In Nigeria Now An Alarming Thing(photo) by uuzba(m): 10:30am On May 28, 2021
ecomalchemist:


In Nigeria, graduates who are worthy both in character and in learning are rooming all over the streets with no jobs, but hoodlums, illiterates, political thugs, mentally unstable people who were used to cause unrest during the election time are recruited into the police force by politicians. This is what we will continue to get in return.

Until the graduates get themselves into power and run the country in an educated way..

The British who gave us independence, were educated and ran Nigeria according to their own Standardized British standards and traditions. They handed over power to Nigerian politicians, Azikiwe, Tafawa Balewa,. etc and other educated Nigerian to continue running the nation. But all Nigerians do not have British education and values. Neither do all Nigerians have a standard definition of what consists a Nigerian education and Nigerian values. This is a new country still being defined.
Opposing ideas at the top opened the way for hudlums of the military to take over power for 33 years and mess the county up.
And since 1999, till now, we still have conflicting ideas and definitions at the top.
So hudlums and area boys continue to terrorise us, as we have no defences against them
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Going To A Job Interview In Nigeria Now An Alarming Thing(photo) by uuzba(m): 10:18am On May 28, 2021
PCG001:
are yoυ ѕυre тнιѕ joвѕeeĸer ιѕ a gradυaтe❓
тнιѕ cнaт alone ιѕ ѕoмeтнιng elѕeundecided
нow can a gradυaтe мιѕυѕe FINE ғor FIND❓cry
now, ι нave тo conѕυмe paraceтaмol aғтer readιng тнιѕembarassed
This is his own private conversation with his friend and not the public or an employer and he is free to talk and spell anyhow he likes with his friend. So what's your problem?
PoliticsRe: Accident Prevention: FG To Equip 40 Million Children With Reflective Jackets by uuzba(m): 9:16am On May 28, 2021
wolfenstein:
I never knew FG have started night classes for children o.....Black people and their brains
Did you select your parents and your colour before you were born?
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Day. The LASTMA Kids. by uuzba(m): 9:09am On May 28, 2021
smartsales:
Interesting
Kids that cannot work, have no money and cannot drive are wearing uniform of traffic controllers?
What a great f....kery.
PhonesRe: Itel Launches Ear Phones, Laptop, TV And A New Phone Into Nigerian Market by uuzba(m): 8:06am On May 28, 2021
Dpaulie:
Africa and Middle East are the sites for substandard products.. we no get class.. itel kor, utel ni
What I want to hear is that the products were manufactured here in Nigeria from scratch and Nigerians were employed doing it.
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Otherwise, any idiot can sell anything online..
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In US, one guy went to Walmart, bought some stuff, went home and posted everything on Amazon again. Added money and sold same bullshit. And people were buying.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Gives Account Of Two Years Stewardship, Promises To Deliver More by uuzba(m): 7:39am On May 28, 2021
AdolfHitlerxXx:
They got billions in allocation for decades ... yet South East is still a shiithole that their own folks troop to Lagos like Eko is Heaven / Mecca for them.

Try another lame ass excuse.
The worst thing anybody can do with large money like allocation, is not have a business plan or idea, something to generate more income like a business or factory. That money will end up as chop money or recurrent expenses (salary), then finish, and you be back to square one again. No money, no business.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Gives Account Of Two Years Stewardship, Promises To Deliver More by uuzba(m): 7:31am On May 28, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
Lagos leads
And the more Lagos is ahead, the more people will flock in, fill up the whole place, create more traffic jam, sell more gala sausage on the roads, ride more okada, and sleep in more uncompleted buildings.
Other states need to pick up, so that people can function there and stop coming to Lagos all the time. Other ports need to function and clear goods, so that all the nonsense gridlock at Apapa port can end
FoodRe: Bakers Hike Bread, Biscuits Prices By 30% Nationwide by uuzba(m): 8:02am On May 27, 2021
[quote author= post=102101617]As we go out looking for what to eat, may we never encounter what will eat us.

Our Holy Bible tells us that....[/quote]Jesus taught that prayer, somewhere around Palestine, Jerusalem area, where WHEAT PRODUCTION is a common practice. They commonly grow wheat, make flour and bake bread AT HOME 24/7....Including the Passover flat bread.
The prayer asks God to please give us our COMMON food to eat.
In Nigeria here, bread is NOT our common food.
We have to IMPORT flour from another country, setup and expensive complicated Engineering flour mill,
because we want to long-throat and eat bread. It isn't by force to eat the bread if it is becomes so expensive,
Nevertheless, God will still give us OUR OWN NIGERIAN COMMON FOOD to eat, garri, yam, sweat potatoes...
PoliticsRe: Prince Charles Meets Doctors Working In Maiduguri (Video) by uuzba(m): 5:28pm On May 26, 2021
SegFault:
Then select one Nigerian language as the lingua franca, oh wait I forgot, you all will turn to animals and kill yourselves, so why should anyone bother, when you all are ready to have sense and come together to move forward maybe our culture and tradition will be upgraded and preserved alongside our local languages.
You haven't arrived at any point.
Everybody has their culture and a right to preserve it. English is our cross. We suffer it together for the sake of unity in Nigeria. The moment we stop speaking English in Nigeria, is the moment the country starts to disintegrate.
And there is no solution to that problem.
PoliticsRe: Prince Charles Meets Doctors Working In Maiduguri (Video) by uuzba(m): 4:33pm On May 26, 2021
temitope27:
When would we stop worshiping this people, abi would we stop seeing them as Messiah? Everytime we seek for their assistance and they never seek for ours for once, how are we lyk this sef
As you are writing this now, it is their English you are using to communicate with your fellow Nigerians.
If you speak your native language now, only very few here will understand you. So English carries more weight.
You must pass their English to get your O-Level in secondary school.
... This is the reason we are under their spell.
TravelRe: Cable Car Crashed On Mountain, Killed 14 In Italy (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:02am On May 25, 2021
VicM6:
that thing dey carry up to 14 people ni..... overloading na him cause am... i don ask baba.
The rope cut. One cannot inspect the whole rope everyday to know which one will cut.
It wasn't overloaded.
Things happen.
CrimeRe: Okada Riders Burn Ibeju Lekki Police Station After Police Killed Okada Man by uuzba(m): 11:48pm On May 24, 2021
Ckay10c:
.....CX
We should still use whatapp to call you? Then you will come and hack it again?
EducationRe: Which Nigerian University Still Teaches This Course? by uuzba(m): 9:11pm On May 23, 2021
taibod:
Please I need an answer to this �

I have a friend who's currently in 200l but he wish to travel abroad but he's somehow confused that here in Nigeria he's in 200l if he travel abroad can he still continue his education at that same 200l or he have to start afresh.
Who is the friend? Can't he ask the question for himself or he's too stupid do so?
In that case, he'll go abroad and start everything again from 1st year.
Does the idiot even know the country he wants to travel to?
EducationRe: Which Nigerian University Still Teaches This Course? by uuzba(m): 9:09pm On May 23, 2021
Sazeals:
University lecturers that are still teaching cobol, basic or fortran
God will punish them
You people have luck.
You have smart phones now and can install any IDE and write any program you really wish to learn.
I was so surprised that I downloaded something and began writing some C++ programs on my phone, in my pocket.
When we were at school, there wasn't anything. Only one useless computer in the department and NO INTERNET to download anything.
They just taught us Fortran with mouth. No way to practice.
Now, see ALL THE WHOLE FORTRAN TRAINING video here, just because of internet availability.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__2UgFNYgf8

Just learn whatever and pass.
PhonesRe: FG Warns Nigerians On Whatsapp New Rule by uuzba(m): 10:40am On May 19, 2021
Sergioaguero:
We have develop it as Gist4campus.com the android app is on google playstore. Download and install. Check image below
All these things are quite straight forward and logical to develop.
Probably, it works fine in your school. A name like "Gist4campus" definitely will not be used by anybody who is not a student, as the name is rather childish.
Business executives cannot be using that kind of thing. People who never went to university, will feel always psychologically oppressed and left out as the word, "campus" only reminds them of their failure to pass jamb.

They will rather go back to BlackBerryMessenger or any other "messenger" sounding app.
As for the security of the app, well, we cannot know until yahoo boys try their best and fail at spoiling it.
PhonesRe: FG Warns Nigerians On Whatsapp New Rule by uuzba(m): 10:31am On May 19, 2021
Iloko:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.supfrica.Appsfrica, it performs the same function with watsapps. Let's partronise our own.
You sure say, killer herdsmen & yahoo gang are not hacking the data to see whom to kill next?
Physical security is not in the country. How can we know if data security even exists in Nigeria's cyberspace?
The NIN registration we did has not produced any result yet O!
PhonesRe: FG Warns Nigerians On Whatsapp New Rule by uuzba(m): 10:27am On May 19, 2021
Nuelito:
Zuckerberg and co. Just dey intrude into people's privacy
It's a pity.
He started Facebook at his university by hacking into the school admin PC database and getting girls registration pictures and showing it to boys. Boys will now be "Liking" girls' pictures up and down on his website. Later, girls saw the website and were yabbing each other, as per the ugliest.
When the school challenged him in a panel, he was proving smart, that the school IT security is very weak, that's why he could easily get all the private details of students in just a few hours.
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Na the privacy na im, we still dey struggle with since that 2004. His business is based upon "Amebo" foundation.
Everything about Zuckerberg is privacy compromised. He has already faced US senate panel over privacy of facebook and other phone apps.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Message For A Job I Never Applied For by uuzba(m): 2:07pm On May 18, 2021
babayinka77:
The number should be reported to DSS and the Nigerian Police force. May be from Kidnappers.
They hide the number.
ProSupport....
They use an internet SMS platform that enables you to write anything as the the sender's ID. So there's nothing you can trace.
CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boys Protest In Osogbo, Osun Against EFCC Harassment by uuzba(m): 2:02pm On May 18, 2021
numericalguy:
Lol... Very funny..

Criminals demonstrating against law enforcement agencies...
It happens in foreign nations too.
Whenever a law is made it affects everyone and bad people usually complain.
The #BLM (black lives matter) that they did in US was because of the killed George Floyd abi?
The George Floyd of a man was sha a thief, and that day it was fake $20 note he used to go and buy market.
Na the fake money cause make dem call police that day.
BusinessRe: Installation Of Automated Machines For Manufacturin Of Shoes In Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:38pm On May 17, 2021
IGBOSON1:
This market, as good as the intention for building it was, could have been built much better! The structures look like they could have been built 60 years ago.....no imagination or attempt at building a modern 21st century market place!
It's not easy to balance expenses in business.
What if you don't make money from sales after spending so much on a fine/standard building structure.
You know Nigeria is an import heavy nation. We are hoping that they can make good sales of the local shoes first before spending other things.
BusinessRe: Installation Of Automated Machines For Manufacturin Of Shoes In Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:33pm On May 17, 2021
Most important part of shoe is the heel.

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