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Minjim:
I can't remember the last time I browsed in my laptop.

It suck data like mad

Windows update is truly a menace.
I've done all kinds of things to stop it.
This is the latest method I discovered on Youtube. Disabling automatic update @ the Group Policy Editor.
Might work.

Beancounter93:
Sorry, but Trump is just as autocratic as Buhari...otherwise he won't have been praising him for banning Twitter...and WISHING...that he TRUMP did the same in the USA WHEN HE WAS IN CHARGE.

Trump is just Buhari lite with better performance

And yeah, Twitter is BIASED...but the fact is, if you don't like twitter, you can SIMPLY BOYCOTT IT...which is what Trump and Buhari should have done...not BAN it which promptly makes you out as a oppressor of free speech as Buhari did, and Trump is now supporting.

Better stop supporting Trump, or Buhari. (And don't back the liberals either). Trump is just as bad as the autocrats in Nigeria.

All this autocratic/democratic... Shey you know millions of people voted them into power?
Shey you know?
Go and blame the people

PARADIZEPRIEST:
This yahoo thing is nauseating, it must stop.

I feel you.
Nigeria went through a terrible corrupt period where persons started making money illegally without anybody questioning them. In fact, when they drop fat money in the church, the pastor will pray for them and thank them. Pastors were preaching prosperity Gospel only, which led many to seek any way including illegal ways of making money.
And now the terrible monster has been born.
Nobody wants to work again as so many have made money without working. These are the Yahoo boys you see here and it is extremely difficult to convince them to stop.

Albertone:
So I heard as an undergraduate,one should have a C.V and a LinkedIn profile.
But how will I have these when I have almost nothing to put there?

I completed a 12 month computer repairs training.
I completed the Google digital marketing course with a certification.
I am a campus ambassador for a fintech/investment company.
Are these the only things I will create a linkedin profile and C.V for?

Though I am studying a management course. I have passion for fintech.I have no plans of staying in Nigeria upon graduation.

What can I do as an undergraduate to augment my resumé?
Any professional courses, certifications??

See sample undergraduate CV.
Just do 1 page of your own first.
Please use a PC and design the CV yourself. Don't let business centre people type and arrange rubbish for you. Most of them are uneducated and the make spelling errors everywhere.

kechywillz:
I wish to strangle that man but God said thou shall no kill but I will maim him

God still said, thou shalt not kill, weather you do it physically or you think about it. It must never be a thought in your head.

A man's anger can't be quenched.
Step 1, Get the F**k out of the house, leave wife, leave kids. because you are going to kill them.
Step 2. Run to church, or hospital go and seek help
Sept 3. Don't come back to that house until you know what is wrong with you.
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It might take a day or 20 years. But don't come back until you have reasoned out what is making you angry.
It is better to be a crase man on the road, than to go and kill your wife and kids out of anger and then both man and God will be angry with you. Man will put you in prison and God will send you to hell..
Abeg O.
Stay out of the house.

candidbabe:
Wow
Mars here I come

With carbon dioxide atmosphere?
And -180C cold and Zero water?
Be going na..

tillaman:
Mars here we come!! Since Planet earth don tire most of una

Temperature on earth is roughly 20°C in most places.
Temperature on Mars is -180C with carbon dioxide atmosphere. Which magic will make anything survive there?

Christiansen:
Meanwhile, we should get a few submarines too. I doubt if we even have one

Abeg take am easy O.
Submarine works totally immersed inside water and because of that you can't use a diesel engine or anything that requires air.
It normal has to be some sort of nuclear reactor.
We aren't ready for nuclear in this Nigeria O.

rita25:
what is happening now? problem everywhere ......rip to the dead

People have become too hasty and less tolerant. Leaving a lot of room for carelessness and mistakes.
Nothing is wrong with that train except somebody forgot to press something at the right time due to hurry-hurry.
I've seen brand new Mercedes Benz, totally basterdised on expressway in Lagos here.
The car was upsidedown on a road that I pass everyday.
You will start asking, is it that Mercedes company don't know how to make car again? Abi the owner or driver of the car was stupid?
Which of them is at fault?

obochima:
Nigeria's problems are we ourselves allowing bad leaders rule over us.

Apple Steve Jobs said, people don't know what they want until you show them..
So the way we have been behaving in this Nigeria, it's quite clear that we don't know what we want. Hence we keep getting useless leaders instead of good ones

lassana:
Nothing works in this country

Because the peole have refused to learn how to make things work. They are too lazy to study, learn and master it. Thye just sitdown and let the government do everything. When the government messes up, everybody starts complaining.

Mostcharming:
It’s a simple show of how stupid the elected officials are. When Donald Trump was president, he was undoubtedly the most powerful man in the world and Twitter banned him for violating their rules... he didn’t crucify anyone cause he knows rules are absolute, if not for rules the world would be in chaos but here in Nigeria they believe no rules apply to them. They embezzle money and treat us citizens like shit cause they think they are absolute once they gain political power... It’s a shame

The problem with defending America and it's rules is that that same nation made rules to Kill all the native American tribes.
The same nation made rules to use people as slave just because they are black.
The same nation makes rules for all manner of immorality... In the name of reducing chaos... What is the point of no chaos, when you are stabbed with a knife and then your mouth is covered so you won't shout?

donnie:
Don't bring that your madness to this place. Nonsense.

The guy is right.
We are basically using Nairaland as s Nigerian form of Twitter, and saying the same things.
Is just that the formatting of the site doesn't make it acceptable for a worldwide audience. But it's still same criticism we all write here under fake names.

Quality20:
this is not abt maturity, its foolishness to say the least to continue to allow twitter have its way d way n how it wants without taking action.like d government has now done

Do you know who invented Twitter and why it was invented?
Twitter is a democrat right.
If you say people are free to speak, then leave them to be free to speak.
If the government doesn't like what people are saying, then the government should not have any twitter account. And just pretend like it doesn't read or see anything people are writing there.
That is maturity.

DDDEnterprises:
I have a feeling this thing will eventually be resolved. The ban will be lifted.

During military regime, it could be possible. Although we didn't have internet or Twitter then.
But this is democracy, and a president is banning Twitter?
Because small pikin make am vex?
Kukuma ban internet once, make we know say na compete wickedness you wan do..

dfrost:
Then let everyone move to banking apps.

And the people using non-smart phones nko?
Shey you will buy iPhone 12 for them?

Graysons:
Ok.I've watched some of these movies just recently,I guess I'm not getting any younger

i can't see any new movies that are any more interesting. New generation have nothing to offer. Every movie is mobile phone.
I first watched Jake and Fat man, and investigation team of the 90's. It was suspense filled.
Then I think there was a new one around 2000. Jake was there, no more fat man. But they now had computers and mobile phone. Everything fast-fast, no more story. Patapata, no need for the office sef.

Sunofgod:
But if this were in the South East at least 80 would have been slaughtered.......with the remining 4 with bullet wound!

I think the difference is with the intentions.
The north are doing such stupid thing. Police caught them. finish..
The Southwest might do similar things but they always call themselves Biafra or some other name, which is like treason against the nation Nigeria. Hence the extra bashing they will receive.

spiralwedge:
There might be a coup soon.

The justifications of an urgent military intervention are overwhelming. I doubt the country would ever bounce back, ifvnothing is done.

An alternative is for God to step in like he did in Abacha's time.

Na so O.
Because for this hard kidnapping times, that unknown gunmen are burning police station, any type of coup now will just end Nigeria finally. Inflation will hit high. $1 to 5k.

Kylekent59:
This new COAS should be careful especially when it comes to attending a meeting or supervising logistic operations by travelling or going by air.

Because of what?
Northerner died, they put another northerner again.
Which day will they put Urhobo in that post?

yesloaded:
Buhari will go comes 2023

At the rate of 1000 people kidnapped daily, nobody will remain in Nigeria by 2023..

eeetuk:
To get rid of snakes, take the following steps:

1) spray serpent guard around affected areas. Serpent guard is in walmart or Amazon stores

2) get rid of hiding places---like dumpsters, garbage cans, food storage around your house

3) cut grasses around your house every week

4) stop leaving your doors and windows in your house open

To get rid of snakes, take the following steps..
1. Eat snake.
Snakes will finish by force.

Faraday1997:
Please fellows help in giving any tips or ideas on how to get rid of snakes around the environments.

Here at where I work as a security guard is fully infected with lots of snakes and they are now on the move. Probably the mother have hatched her eggs and they're now on the move around the facilities. Mainly on daily basis I have been encountering and killing them.

But please if there is anything else I can do to help get rid of them please kindly share with me please.

Eat them O .
Take and do suya.
Anything one eats will start to finish and become scarce everytime.

2special:
What sorts of write-up is this?.... Your use of English get as e bi

Telephone.
The video was filmed with his TELEPHONE.
Not smartphone.
TELE phone

Karleb:
Internship is for learning. As long as he his willing to learn, that's all that matters.

For learning?
You will be learning and they will pay you again? Which kind school be that?
Me too, let me come and learn na.

ChiefSosa:
NATURE HAS MANY WAYS OF AMAZING US.

Many ways to teach us.
This is how weak creatures protect themselves in the wild By camouflage.
We can learn a lot from this to protect ourselves in our own society.

Temmylee01:
If only they have good hospital around that place or there's a vet around since the snake is available he will be given an antidote for the venom of the said snake that bit him. Some of this reptiles venom are poisonous and can spread quickly if the antidote is not given ASAP.

The issue with snake is wahala.
You need to get a dedicated snake biologist who will study ALL the types of snakes in a region.
Catch each specie, then take a sample of the snake venom from its mouth, take the venom to a laboratory and use it
to create ANTI-venom medicine.
Then store the Anti-Venom medication...
AND THEN BE physically available to administer the exact anti venom for the exact snake that bit you.
I used to watch this program on cable TV called Snake city, and the man explained what I just wrote here, that that is exactly his work.
Which person does this kind of work in Nigeria? And who will pay him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLaJm7LIx8

We have a lot of innovative work to do in this country Nigeria, instead of sitting down, complaining everyday, blaming superstition and waiting for white men to come and solve all our problems.

May the victim's soul rest in peace.

PoloG:
Our govt should do something to end this rubbish
. This is 2021 and not 16th century

We are in deep trouble here. So many factors have contributed to these evil acts.
China population : 1,300,000,000
India population: 1,200,000,000
USA population: 300,000,000
Nigeria population: 200,000,000

These countries more populous than Nigeria, all have large scale manufacturing industries where large numbers of people can go and work and keep busy throughout the day.

We don't have. We just importing finished products to consume. Hence a large percentage of Nigerians are idle. Hence all this kidnapping and killings going on in the whole place.
In their idleness, they are busy fucking and borning more children, and the population is increasing more again, still with no industries and nothing to do..

IME1:
Great I know the moon was unusual

Night of 10pm was like 6pm or 5.30pm

Eclipse is either that the moon covers the sun or the sun covers the moon abi? I beg help me remember.
I don't want to ask Google

So which kind of eclipse did the Pacific Ocean and some parts of South America experience

Lunar eclipse
The sun normally shines on the moon, so we can see it here.
But the earth now blocked the sun from the moon
The shadow of the earth was casted on the moon.
But not perfectly inline.
The outer part of the shadow still allowed very tiny sunlight to pass, and that will make the moon look red.
If it was perfectly 100% covered, the whole moon will be black or just disappear from the sky completely.

EMMY76:
Nice one from the Germans I wonder when the British and the nigerian govts will emulate this and humble themselves and accept that they actually committed worser genocide on the igbo nation during the nigerian/biafran war?

As a person, you have 2 hands and 2 legs to make you complete .
If somebody cut 1 hand off, you cannot apologies to that person. The person is an enemy. He is supposed to apologize to you for cutting your hand, today or tomorrow
As a one Nigeria, Igbo cut their self from Nigeria and govt beat them and force them back to join Nigeria. How can govt ever apologise? It's impossible
Americans took independence from UK and cut off themselves in 1740. How can you expect UK to apologize to them again? UK just tell them fuckyou and get out. And the two countries live thei separate ways.
Nigeria govt can only tell Igbo people, fuckyou! and sitdown there

IME1:

I'm looking at the moon and it's still big and bright
To worsen it emphasise it there is no light so walking outside is bright and safe

There was an eclipse of the moon on the 26th but it people in the Pacific Ocean and some parts of South America experienced during their own Night. We were at daytime here in Nigeria when it happened