₦airaland Forum

Paulosky111:
how do the they do it that the cocaine doesn't get digested

It's wrapped tightly in nylon.
Your stomach has some HCL, (Hydrochloric acid). It cannot digest/tear the nylon.
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If the nylon leaks, the cocain leaks into your stomach, it will be such a high dosage that you will die.
If you remember the movie, Lucy (by Scarlett Johansson - Avengers girl), that's what happened to her.

Lexusgs430:
We already chromecast digital content............

Na im na.
Person go just buy N15,000 android TV, plug am to TV and be watching
The only issue is that it is eas

Hintona:
This lecturer I'm talking about is one crazy man. He can send a student out of the examination hall for the most petty reasons.

Somebody cannot fight with you if you yourself refuse to fight back.
When faced with stupid people, you keep quiet and let the person display their stupidity. Don't let them use any of YOUR WORDS against you. Just close you mouth.
The lecturer obviously plays this game a lot with students and since they will like to ARGUE back, he just feeds on that and fires the person out of his class.
Just close your mouth to the stupid man

Icon79:
It’s definitely a sexual harassment. You don’t touch anybody especially on a private part. He can get away with it in Nigeria but if it’s in the US, he’ll definitely lose his job.

O pari

If a woman is always professional in the professional environment of the school, no lecturer will have the chance to say such nonsense.
In fact, the lecturer will accord such lady with respect. But when you make yourself like a play thing, the lecturer will key in.. in fact other foolish guys will key In as well and start saying rubbish.
But it's because you made yourself a plaything in the first place.

Lukaku12:
From the comments I have read so far....it shows that there are more sexual predates....someone asked a question and y'all are acting like it's all normal....

If I didn't have a sister, my mother and my wife, who all passed through university, this story wiould have sounded sensible. It isn't

For the mere fact that the lecturer degraded his level of conversion to the point of using such a phrase as "small bumbum", means that YOU, the GIRL, must have been faulting it at some point in time to his notice. You are responsible for him ever having such thought.
Remember, I have a sister, a mother and a wife and from their behaviour, no lecturer ever dared to talk that way to them.
I'm here, quote me!

hentech911:
This is what u get from security personnel that are not proactive, only being reactive.

How much are they paid? Do they have facilities to do their work?
Why blaming them for not being proactive?
See ordinary police in London. From the neatness of the uniform alone, you know 100% that the Police Force is properly funded.
The police are paid well, they do not resort to collecting bribe, no pot-belly...
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See, don't blame Nigerian police for anything. Nigerian Police Force is not funded. Imagine, they have to buy their own uniform to do police work again.

NaMe4:
From the headlines you would think they burnt the whole HQ down. They just followed all the vehicles in the compound.

Doubt anyone would claim responsibility.

The escaped prisoners did it. Which other English are we speaking again?

nuelzz04:
LG phones are one of the best honestly... This is really sad for me

Are you the owner of LG that it is sad for you?
Don't be doing like all those girls that enter Uber for N3000, and be behaving as if the N2million car is their own.

TheWrita:
Dont worry
When an unknown number calls you,place your phone near your anus and let it RIP as loud as you can.
You hear?

I will do just that Because I speak to ONLY PEOPLE I HAVE MET FACE TO FACE, and TAKEN THEIR NUMBER in front of them.
NOBODY else!!!

m140:
Exactly.... you read the writeup well and

You guys are sleeping.
I sent my CV to one agency.
A few days later, I received an SMS from whomever to go to a location for an interview.
And it turned out, those were GNLD people. Totally disconnected from the original people I sent my CV to.
In the interview, I showed them the SMS and they were just laughing.
So,
Why shouldn't I ask, "WHO IS THIS, HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER", on my next random phone call?
Is there no more sanctity and privacy of one's data again in Nigeria?

Chachangi:
Please , we should all stop saying “WHO IS THIS?” when we answer phone calls whether formal or informal.

Why not?
Nigeria is completely filled up with 419ers and kidnappers. Why should I pretend that all is well and answer a strange number with, "Hello"?
Your number is strange on my phone, therefore, "WHO IS THIS".
On a good day, "WHO THE Bleep IS THIS"?

Kirinwa:
I was offered an employment where I stated an amount which was countered by my boss with promise to up it but he hasn't.
I am considering quiting the job. Advise me.

I don't have advice O.
If I say go now, tomorrow you will say, it's because of me that xys.
If I say stay now, you will still blame me for your suffering.
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The usual thing to do is to apply and get another job before leaving the current one.
Some people are able to gather money and start a business well FIRST, before leaving the current job.

donbenie:
Speed kills..

R I P

What caused the speed?
Anxiousness
Worrying about 1000 things at the same time.
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Do not worry about anything in this life.
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See it now. Did he have car? Yes
Did he have job? Yes?
Who killed him?
Himself.

Draslo:
80%of news is bad news.

News is by default bad.
Anything that is not bad is called "Advertisement".

optionalY09:
i like roasted yam

Go and buy these ones. And pay for it more price than raw yam . After all, it has now been cooked for you

tolexy007:
let tinubu donate 50 million to dem

50 million for what?
There's no more yam for them. So what will they do with the 50million?

LibertyRep:
It does not take care of subscribers that ported to Glo

I think say na only me.

jimiabdul:
Life has been made easy with Glo

Except my own.
I ported my number 0802xxxxx from Airtel about 10 years ago. And since then all bank USSD, don't work for only me in this Nigeria.
Now this glo site say's my number is not a Glo number.

jacoik:
which side of Lagos is it located

Bogije.
Just open Google map and search Omu resort.

... If they act like PDP? How are we to know how they will act before electing them?
Let's kukuma reject both APC and PDP now.
In fact, the problem of Nigeria is Nigerians. So let's just reject Nigerians now. Finish.

FATnigga:
Southern Nigeria needs to separate from the North Asap

Not really.
The problem is caused by importation of goods instead of local manufacturing.

I've never come across a computer related case that:
1. The files were not IMPORTANT
2. The case was not URGENT.
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Carry your urgency and importance and go.
When your head has cooled down, come back we can find a solution for you.

Kapeter:
LASG is trying in public transport but more needs to be done. They should go learn from transperth.

Only one problem in Lagos
The city is overpopulated and the roads and infrastructure cannot carry everyone.
No matter how good the transport is, you still end up in traffic.
Solution is to start expanding the rail network and dissuade the use of cars.
London realised that their city was popular far back 1897 and quickly dug tunnels under the whole city for rail network so they don't demolish anybody's house or infrastructure.
Till, date 2021, that their 1897 tube train is saving their city from useless traffic jam..All European cities have train as well and less traffic.
America refused to put train, so they suffer traffic jam like us.

cRAFTsVEN:
Don't forget, SHE was made to be HIS partner, to crave HIS companionship.

We created technology and computer, both of which have simplified work and thus put majority out of jobs.
Now everybody working like slave in the small work they have and no time for companionship with each other again. Just slave work, 24/7. Nigeria is happily picking up from behind Western nations.
Japanese people used to sleep inside office and commit suicide when they fail or miss deadline
Everybody a slave to work

So in the whole Nigeria, nobody can catch Fish?
It is Oyibo fish that will make news on our website?
Are they the ones that helped us make this website?

Bluntemperor:
Should he killed 10 Souls to live.
Check his oddesey!
He came from Syria since 3 years old, to American but no girlfriend not social now.
So the only thing remaining is to test his rifles on the innocent people.
Terribly bad!

So that's how Naija youth will hustle to run away from SARS, no job and insecurity in Nigeria, reach USA, and one stupid Oyibo idiot will just come and shoot you inside supermarket.
Time has reached, let Agberos be going to that USA to beat the the living daylights out of some stupid Oyibo people wasting their country's opportunity.

Rugaria:
About a hundred to two hundred thousand ijiots need to be killed in this country for us to have peace! Big and small...

You number one.

BlesE:
It's unfortunate people no longer have fear even in house of God

When you turned the house of God into business zone how will they have any fear again?
Pastor spending money on his own lavish lifestyle,
Preaching ONLY about money, Speaking positive only on those who bring money to the church and shaming those who have no money.
Who caused it?
All of you that supported it.

No, it's bad.
Scatter the one Dangote is building.

This car was not made for Nigerian roads. It's basically wearing shoe with white socks.
With delivery business, you'd just stress the whole car with frequent use and shatter the parts.
Get a more rugged vehicle.

Flashycomedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYCKhztfRI

But the dogs are swinging their tails vigorously.
I thought that is the "dog" translation for happiness/playfulness.
as per, the dogs are just playing.

080bjaked:
The way people are quick to dish out death in judgement scares me. Who made us judge in these matters?

Don't mind them.
Same set of commenters on here, are crying ENDSARS, no Job, no light, no fuel, Nigeria is a zoo. Is that what you want a criminal to see and follow you? The criminal has already lost hope in a sane society that's why he's robbing.