₦airaland Forum

Bluntemperor:
Should he killed 10 Souls to live.
Check his oddesey!
He came from Syria since 3 years old, to American but no girlfriend not social now.
So the only thing remaining is to test his rifles on the innocent people.
Terribly bad!

So that's how Naija youth will hustle to run away from SARS, no job and insecurity in Nigeria, reach USA, and one stupid Oyibo idiot will just come and shoot you inside supermarket.
Time has reached, let Agberos be going to that USA to beat the the living daylights out of some stupid Oyibo people wasting their country's opportunity.

Rugaria:
About a hundred to two hundred thousand ijiots need to be killed in this country for us to have peace! Big and small...

You number one.

BlesE:
It's unfortunate people no longer have fear even in house of God

When you turned the house of God into business zone how will they have any fear again?
Pastor spending money on his own lavish lifestyle,
Preaching ONLY about money, Speaking positive only on those who bring money to the church and shaming those who have no money.
Who caused it?
All of you that supported it.

No, it's bad.
Scatter the one Dangote is building.

This car was not made for Nigerian roads. It's basically wearing shoe with white socks.
With delivery business, you'd just stress the whole car with frequent use and shatter the parts.
Get a more rugged vehicle.

Flashycomedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYCKhztfRI

But the dogs are swinging their tails vigorously.
I thought that is the "dog" translation for happiness/playfulness.
as per, the dogs are just playing.

080bjaked:
The way people are quick to dish out death in judgement scares me. Who made us judge in these matters?

Don't mind them.
Same set of commenters on here, are crying ENDSARS, no Job, no light, no fuel, Nigeria is a zoo. Is that what you want a criminal to see and follow you? The criminal has already lost hope in a sane society that's why he's robbing.

Rugaria:
This one is sold to crime and violence..The Chinese would have harvested this ones organs and given it to some more productive members of the society who badly need them...

But we are not in China.
China is full of factories and workers, producing products for the whole world. So anybody that goes into crime can be considered as lazy
Here, Nigeria, is full of nothing.

TLE900:
This one no go change

It's a difficult one.
He can't see where to change his life .
Outside here is full of hardship, no light, no job, and fuel price, youth protesting and complaining ENDSARS.
Na im E just carry gun continue with the robbery he knows.

flexyrule:
Everybody wan dey blog...

Na wa O.
OP no settle anybody for here. She come travel dey send us useless picture.
We already know abroad is fine. We have know that since we were born.

Waziri9004:
Why OP day compare AC with fan?

That's the typical attitude people have when they go overseas and have no plan or ambition.
They start snapping pictures and looking how to send back home, to show they have achieved something.
But we don't need nonsense pictures.
We can see everything on google street view and YouTube.

Modo9:
more.

I am sorry I don't have pictures of myself in the lagos BRT bus for me to upload

Is ok. It's not only you that has pictures.
We can use Google street view to see exactly how vehicles look in any part of the world we like.

LauraClasikVibe:
Apart from money, what could make a young man pick up interest in a woman old enough to be his mother?

The woman would not be a social media addict like all young girls.
And would probably have time to just look at him face to face instead of looking at her phone ALL THE TIME.

SadiqBabaSani:
Porous and easy Way to Gain entry.... these re Bokoharam, why re they attacking Female dominated Populations, cant dey wait fr their Virgins Again

Girls can't fight now. So little resistance for them.
This one was done to just get ransom money from government.
In future, the guys can even marry some of these girls with their kidnap money.
This thing is just business now.

accolyte:
The parent of the child need to be prosecuted for given their daughter at the age of 10 to be doing housemaid to this wicked soul called Madam Nmesoma.

Parents don't have money and they cannot see a future for the child.
When graduates are all here complaining and protesting about no jobs, what is the hope for the kids.
They thought the woman could help with training, feeding and small money.
But the woman is also frustrated with herself and Nigeria and has little patience for the child.

Pidginwhisper:
I notice women who perpetrate this horrible acts are always very ugly? Shey na only me?

The truth is that evil deeds makes a person ugly.
The moment you start doing evil, you also start turning ugly.

My own problem was reading books. I never liked reading books right from the start and just been struggling to read all my life.
Anyway, came across motivational speakers.
And they motivated and motivated.
They said, one must focus on the key areas of one's life to make progress.
Come and read this motivational book, Read that one, read the other one. Read them seriously.
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Ah-ah?
I said that READING is my problem before. I've not finish reading my book.
It's your own I will come and read? Are you people helping me to read anything sef?
Na im I gather all their materials throwway.
Carry my book and read.
Back to square one.

lekki1444:
also a true story. when I was in the UK, here on nairaland i used to hear people talk about this drink called ORIJIN. they said it was very good and had herbs and beer and juices. i searched for this drink and eventually found it in a Nigerian restaurant in bolton. guess how much the drink is in England ? 7 pounds for a bottle. thats like 4200 naira. i tried it and got hooked. i would go to this restaurant and buy 3 bottles every weekend. that's 21 pounds aka 13,000 naira. so anyway i moved back to nigeria and went into shop to ask for orijn, they said it was 300 naira for the same bottle. i nearly passed out. so orijin that is 300 naira in naija is 4200 naira in the UK. so the point is ? you need a lot more money abroad to do what you can do very cheap in nigeria

If you are abroad, eat their local abroad dishes for cheap.
Nigerian stuff is categorised as import. And it will be expensive.

smart1204:
Beautiful couple... This is why it's good for a teacher to be friendly to the students, you never know your future wife may be among them.

Do teachers go to school to look for wife?
For a male teachers not necessarily. In fact you'd ruin your reputation showing interest in underaged girls.
You even risk being labelled as a pedophile.
For Female teachers, 0%. What does a mature woman want with a small catarrh-nose boy, still living in his mummy's house, when Hummer Jeep mature men are outside the school, throwing cash and flowers at her.

EdoAirline:
SMH....

She Finally Married her ToTography teacher....
They be acting as if they just fell in love now...
They've had eyes for each other since the ToTography class....
Ozuo People

Well, it isn't an issue, provided that they weren't having sexual relations during her school days.
It is good for human beings to have a childhood which generally ends at age 18.
Childhood cannot be replaced and it isn't fair for anybody to have sexual relations with anybody under that age as you destroy them for life.
But the story doesn't say anything about sex.
So it is good that they later met up after her schooling.

obiekunie2:
poor souls!

there is no way on earth will they even survive 40 min when the ship heads to deep sea.

the waters will cover the entire brown paint level and will even get close that letters on the ship.

aside that, whn the ship sets sail. the wind will lash them like cable into the sea and the sharks will do the rest.

POVERTY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!

Don't come and try to change the word of God here.
God knows EXACTLY what causes evil and he has clearly told you.
The LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil.

WakeNbaked:
That's because reward is an embarrassment to any Nigeria student in the higher institution, how much does an average Nigeria student spend? Compare that with the time available to study and the amount earned in comparison with his monthly expenses.

When you solve your math right you will see the bullshit in it.

What do you mean when I do my math right?
I've live my life, earned my salary and married my wife and you didn't pay for any of that for me. So what are you teaching me?
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The reward system in UK is not fantastic either. That's why you always see them drinking beer, getting drunk and committing suicide.
Do you know how many times I went to church and it's only me that is the young guy there? The others are 60, 70 years.
Young people just be working, working, working in UK. Work finish and drink and get drunk.
They take credit card and student loans.
Spend the money anyhow then be owing £20,000 student debt.
That must be paid back and it sends all of them into depression.
The only way to escape it is to run to Australia.
If they remain in EU, the debt will follow them and mess up their credit rating.
When they get a job, government will chook hand and collect that debt back monthly, for years.
Me that went with my Nigerian money, I wasn't owing their government anything. But they still collected tax from the small student job that I did.
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Sincerely, I spent many hours praying and meditating and asking myself, what am I really gaining in this UK?
I'm seeing the money, but it is disappearing faster and faster as well.

Check out student debt videos on Youtube.

As a Nigerian, are you owning anybody for your school fees?
Shey your parents just paid everything complete for you?

seunny4lif:
Funny you
Where is the job? When I was looking to work as a cleaner at the MMA, Ikeja, the company asked me for my OND or HND certificate
For cleaner oooooh
Nigeria youths are the most hardworking youth, I have seen in my life but because nothing is working in Nigeria, what can they do?
I have been to over 20 countries in my life and have lived in over 10 countries.
They always respect the Nigerian hustling spirit even if Nigerians involved in drugs.
In a functioning country, most club jobs are done by students because it is the weekend job.

But, shey I said, they also do house carer for elderly or disabled people,
You could have just focused on local domestic stuff.
See, student job is nothing fanciful. Airport people did not need anybody.
When an employer really needs part time staff, they won't bother with any nonsense certificate.
Nigeria may not have an organised way of advertising jobs.
Yes, as I said before, the University had and still has a dedicated section of their website where local businesses place their job adverts and the University careers dept can crosscheck it that it's not 419 and one-chance job.
But in Nigeria, where such service is not available, then the student has to go to LOCAL businesses to beg for a position.
The job I did, was not from Uni website. It was one of my Indian classmate that just told me to phone a number, speak English well and answer yes to all their questions. He was working in that place so he knew all the inside runs.

adonainana:
I understand your feeling, but one of the major mistakes you made was to plan or leave the house you rented for 250 pounds as a student

One of the really easy ways to make it in the UK and the years would not turn to years upon years with nothing to show for it is either to live with a family member for free or a parent for free or for next to nothing or you just continue living life like a frugal student

Yes its almost unexplainable having a professional job on a good salary but still living in a a cramped student house with sometimes no heating or cooking

Even girls wont want to date you, cos you wont even try bringing girls home

But the benefit is that you will have a lot of disposable income left, a lot of it

The idea is that you bring this to nigeria as capital and try something out with it

Or bettter still after the years accumulate, get a mortgage in the uk but beware it may make you trap you into the UK system

Trust me there is no other way around it living in the UK except above

The other way is credit card fraud or something else

just speaking from experience bro

£180 was the cheapest rent I paid. The house was near the university.
But my job was in another town, and I had to pay transport monthly.
After graduation, I ran to that town to cut off transport money. But the cheapest house rent there was £250 per month in that town.
So what did I now save?
Oyibo know how to chop your money. Nowhere to hide.
I lived in a so called northern town, where they say things were cheaper.
The Nigerian guys that lived in London, the southern part of the country were paying like £400 per month.
Those ones were working 24 hrs. Them no even fit concentrate on their studies.

ephbe:
Were you working your full hours

Students only work 20hrs a week

If as a Student you earn what you say you earn, imagine someone who isnt a student.

You earn 950 as a call center agent which is equivalent to what a Mid Level banker earn in Nigeria, thats a big achievement imo.

Being an experience worker opens more doors, you cannot talk about proper standard of living if you are a student please

Ok. I think I made a mistake. I was a student for 1+ year, and after graduation 3 years, full time.
So I remember the £950 more because I spent more time earning that as my maximum salary.
The student salary must have been around £400 then.
Times were tough O. My life was just miserable everyday.
We just didn't see the money. When you see small, transport will chop it.
When you are full time, extra tax will chop that one.
Visa/extension will come and chop its own.

seunny4lif:
You pay for that and the system is working in UK
If you are a professional then your life could have been more better because you can get yourself a nice house and good car.
But in Nigeria, you need connection for everything
You paid for unused electricity in Nigeria
You pay for waste management but they don’t come.
Can you get a job as a student in Nigeria?

Nigerian students are not serious when looking for jobs. Plain and simple.
You think it's one fantastic job with AC that they give student?
Student jobs is basically something like messenger, office assistant, Burger seller, car washing, labourer, or home carer for sick people.
Yes, over there, an employer will go to the University career building and advertise these kind of low skill jobs on the university website, or some pamphlet on the school notice board.
You are the one that will run after the employer to beg for the job. The only thing is that because you are a student, the employer cannot keep you more than 4 hrs per day. So that is part-time work. Plus you still have to read your book and pass your course O.
You can't do full time 8hrs, until you graduate.

So for you in Nigeria, you better go and run around and see who can take you part-time, and show your seriousness with the work as well.

lordofreal:
Nobody loves Nigeria more than Nigerian in diaspora. Although they prefer to die in abroad than coming back home.
All these things that you mentioned is true but let me go there and confirm by myself after all there is no crime in trying.
Lmao 100k and u are made. Oops don tey for oversee he no come know say nigeria is hell on Earth.

It's funny.
I lived in UK as a student. I worked in a call centre answering phone calls in addition to my studies.
Well, I was a very small boy in UK.
My salary was about £950 per month. At that time, £1 = N250
So that will make the Nigerian Equivalent N237,500 per month.
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Shey I don land?
Well, My student 1 self contained room rent was £180 per month (then O, not now, 2021) - And this was the cheapest I could find. The next option is to go and stay under bridge.
- The school fees of the school,
- Phone and Internet bill
- Money for laundry (you can't wash clothes with your hand. Their water is ice block)
- Transportation to work daily
- Gas money for heating the freezing room and cooking my food
- Electricity bill money
- Small cash to keep aside for visa applications/extension other serious emergencies
- Small money for 1 shoe like £20 ~ £50
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The whole £950 don finish be that.
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I think say na magic.
1 month, 2 months, 3 months, 1 year, 2 years, 3 years..... Same thing. Money finish.
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Maybe if I go again as a professional instead of a student, we may see better job and more money. But then again, house rent now is like £700 PER MONTH O!!,
NOT PER YEAR.

See GumTree advert for house rent:
https://www.gumtree.com/flats-houses/leeds

sweetmelanin:
Great tip for cooling down in extreme heat:

1. Get a bowl/bucket of cold water (make sure it's very cold).
2. Put your feet in there for a few minutes.

Our feet actually help in regulating the body's temperature, therefore keeping them cool will stop you from over heating....

Me, I just take mop and mop the room. The wet ground will evaporate and cool the floor a bit.
I mop the room and house like 10 times in a day.
Next, I take bath like 2ce.

Nigeriadondie1:
The FRSC is not doing enough. Also, killer drivers must be prosecuted and banned for life from driving.

This country suffers from inability to keep data and records.
Foreign nations keep their data either as paper files in archives, or as digital data on a server. Then they get all the IT experts to guard that data with their lives so that nobody can just change it anyhow.
Driving license is obtained from just one database.
Police can stop you, and they have computer to cross check your license against that master database
If you mess up, they mark a point against your license and it is uploaded to that database.
After messing up 5 times, you have got 5 points and that ban you for life from driving.
The record is permanent on their server and you will never be issued driving licence again!
If you still do mago-mago and drive without licence or fake one, na prison sentence go follow.

It is very difficult to be purposefully STUPID in foreign nations.

MOT is issued to check the vehicle's capabilities. If the vehicle is bad, you must repair everything before driving the vehicle. The vehicle data is uploaded to a website.
When you check Google images for UK cars or USA cars and you see the number plate, there is a website where you can input the number plate and it will show you the MOT status of that vehicle. So there's no hiding it.

SapphireBlue:
Just pray that what befell him will not come to you.
If you have never studied a strenuous course like medicine especially in Nigeria, I advise that you think before you type.

You see, University courses train one to work in a sort of Administrative setup, office, file, coat and tie, roads and cars.
But Nigeria is not fully developed with all these administrative buildings like UK, Europe.
So there are few buildings but MANY MANY graduates. They cannot fit into the minimal spaces available.
Hence, ditch the administrative course and do a practical course instead.
A course that teaches you how to create something,
Ordinary block moulding can enable you to build a wall on a plot of land and secure yourself there.
It doesn't have to be hard, and you don't have to be ashamed of anything. Social media is messing up everybody with shame.
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The barber that cuts my hair, is from Benin republic.
He learnt barbing there with all their French. But you know that country is a nonsense country.
He now ran to Nigeria and went to carry block on building site. He suffered small, managed his small money, to buy clipper and rent one shop.
Then started the barbing again here in Nigeria.
Gathered his money, bought generator 2.5Kva, 3 times, because they stole one....
The guy is just humble managing jaga-jaga English but making his constant, HONEST money without any FUCKING university degree.
Omoniles and other useless people are Hungry and tired, looking lean and starving. But this guy is always looking fat, because he eats well.
He's decently planning his marriage.
NOBODY HELPED HIM IN NIGERIA FOR ANYTHING.
His illiteracy helped him not to waste credit money on data and facebook FUCKING BULLSHIT as MOST OF YOU do on this website.

Hassanmaye:
What do you mean?

You can check what I wrote now.
I just did this to mark a position in the feed.