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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Important Things You Need To Know Before Accepting A Job Offer In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 10:10am On Jun 12, 2021

Babtunz:
Why?

Travel › Re: Truck Falls On Odukpani Road In Cross River State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:32pm On Jun 11, 2021

sapphiere:
Op this is not truck na. This is a lorry.

The matter tire me
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The Difference Between a Truck and a Lorry
The terms lorry and truck can be confusing for those not in the industry, but the reality is that both terms can be used interchangeably. “Truck“ is often used in American contexts while the word “lorry” is more common in the United Kingdom. However, when it comes down to the technical definition, they are both classes as HGV vehicles.
Source: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/trucks/content/what-s-the-difference-between-a-truck-and-a-lorry

Travel › Re: Truck Falls On Odukpani Road In Cross River State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2021

Wisdommoses:
I am sorry my nursery school teacher didn't teach me the difference between lorry and truck��

Politics › Re: President Buhari's ARISE News Interview (Full Video) by uuzba(m): 6:08pm On Jun 11, 2021

Gather round, for tales by moonlight.

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Education › Re: OAU Spends N80m On Electricity & N2m On Diesel Every Month by uuzba(m): 12:33pm On Jun 10, 2021

RioCarputo:
hmmm nawa oooo... privatization of these tertiary institutions will be the best but what of the poor that wouldn't be able to afford it...coz it's glaring that government is giving too little concern to educational sector...this is what happens when we have President that doesn't pass through school... so he is less concerned coz is not attending university that made him a President today...

That is it.
To be a big man in Nigeria is by gun & gra-gra, anyhow behaviour.
The only time it can begin to work is if graduates and other educated people can develop systems that will provide:
1. Security (without this one nothing can work)
2. Water, food, shelter and power...
3. Production company, making anything exportable for Nigeria's GDP and $$$ foreign exchange.
- It can be food, or technology.
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In America, they first started by everybody carrying guns. Nobody can try any nonsense. I blow your head.
Once everybody understood that one, all forms of madness cooled down.
Graduates can only perform when everywhere is cool.
As long as everywhere is upside-down, graduates cannot arrange it properly and perform.
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In the absence of that, Buhari and leaders will never be interested in Education and will keep cutting lecturers' salaries.
Universities will just be suffering and lecturers complaining every year.
I graduated 2002, na before my time, dem don dey complain, till now, for more than 30 years.

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Education › Re: OAU Spends N80m On Electricity & N2m On Diesel Every Month by uuzba(m): 4:58am On Jun 10, 2021

RioCarputo:
UI spends about 180million naira on electricity yearly....

You can see why Govt doesn't care for education systems and they always go strike. Educational sector seems to be non productive and just spending huge money to run itself. All the graduates produced, not one has ever gone back to make the University able to run itself.

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Facebook, Instagram Must Register As Businesses In Nigeria – FG by uuzba(m): 7:11pm On Jun 09, 2021

Shellsploit:
Nairaland nko..?

They should kukuma carry all hosting servers into aso rock. Let government off it any time they like.

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Computers › Re: Update Your Laptops To Avoid Getting Hacked by uuzba(m): 3:13pm On Jun 09, 2021

Minjim:
I can't remember the last time I browsed in my laptop.

It suck data like mad

Windows update is truly a menace.
I've done all kinds of things to stop it.
This is the latest method I discovered on Youtube. Disabling automatic update @ the Group Policy Editor.
Might work.

Politics › Re: Donald Trump Supports Nigeria's Twitter Ban, Says He should Have Done The Same by uuzba(m): 8:00am On Jun 09, 2021

Beancounter93:
Sorry, but Trump is just as autocratic as Buhari...otherwise he won't have been praising him for banning Twitter...and WISHING...that he TRUMP did the same in the USA WHEN HE WAS IN CHARGE.

Trump is just Buhari lite with better performance

And yeah, Twitter is BIASED...but the fact is, if you don't like twitter, you can SIMPLY BOYCOTT IT...which is what Trump and Buhari should have done...not BAN it which promptly makes you out as a oppressor of free speech as Buhari did, and Trump is now supporting.

Better stop supporting Trump, or Buhari. (And don't back the liberals either). Trump is just as bad as the autocrats in Nigeria.

All this autocratic/democratic... Shey you know millions of people voted them into power?
Shey you know?
Go and blame the people

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Six Yahoo Boys In Enugu (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:12pm On Jun 08, 2021

PARADIZEPRIEST:
This yahoo thing is nauseating, it must stop.

I feel you.
Nigeria went through a terrible corrupt period where persons started making money illegally without anybody questioning them. In fact, when they drop fat money in the church, the pastor will pray for them and thank them. Pastors were preaching prosperity Gospel only, which led many to seek any way including illegal ways of making money.
And now the terrible monster has been born.
Nobody wants to work again as so many have made money without working. These are the Yahoo boys you see here and it is extremely difficult to convince them to stop.

Career › Re: Recommend How To Be Professional As An Undergraduate. by uuzba(m): 9:40pm On Jun 08, 2021

Albertone:
So I heard as an undergraduate,one should have a C.V and a LinkedIn profile.
But how will I have these when I have almost nothing to put there?

I completed a 12 month computer repairs training.
I completed the Google digital marketing course with a certification.
I am a campus ambassador for a fintech/investment company.
Are these the only things I will create a linkedin profile and C.V for?

Though I am studying a management course. I have passion for fintech.I have no plans of staying in Nigeria upon graduation.

What can I do as an undergraduate to augment my resumé?
Any professional courses, certifications??

See sample undergraduate CV.
Just do 1 page of your own first.
Please use a PC and design the CV yourself. Don't let business centre people type and arrange rubbish for you. Most of them are uneducated and the make spelling errors everywhere.

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Crime › Re: Man Beats & Locks Up His 3-Year-Old Son In Bayelsa, Cuts His Ear With Scissors by uuzba(m): 9:36pm On Jun 08, 2021

kechywillz:
I wish to strangle that man but God said thou shall no kill but I will maim him

God still said, thou shalt not kill, weather you do it physically or you think about it. It must never be a thought in your head.

Crime › Re: Man Beats & Locks Up His 3-Year-Old Son In Bayelsa, Cuts His Ear With Scissors by uuzba(m): 9:35pm On Jun 08, 2021

A man's anger can't be quenched.
Step 1, Get the F**k out of the house, leave wife, leave kids. because you are going to kill them.
Step 2. Run to church, or hospital go and seek help
Sept 3. Don't come back to that house until you know what is wrong with you.
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It might take a day or 20 years. But don't come back until you have reasoned out what is making you angry.
It is better to be a crase man on the road, than to go and kill your wife and kids out of anger and then both man and God will be angry with you. Man will put you in prison and God will send you to hell..
Abeg O.
Stay out of the house.

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Science/Technology › Re: Rare Shiny Clouds Spotted On Mars (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 2:27pm On Jun 08, 2021

candidbabe:
Wow
Mars here I come

With carbon dioxide atmosphere?
And -180C cold and Zero water?
Be going na..

Science/Technology › Re: Rare Shiny Clouds Spotted On Mars (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Jun 08, 2021

tillaman:
Mars here we come!! Since Planet earth don tire most of una

Temperature on earth is roughly 20°C in most places.
Temperature on Mars is -180C with carbon dioxide atmosphere. Which magic will make anything survive there?

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Navy Launches New Warship by uuzba(m): 7:15am On Jun 08, 2021

Christiansen:
Meanwhile, we should get a few submarines too. I doubt if we even have one

Abeg take am easy O.
Submarine works totally immersed inside water and because of that you can't use a diesel engine or anything that requires air.
It normal has to be some sort of nuclear reactor.
We aren't ready for nuclear in this Nigeria O.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Express Trains Collide In Pakistan, 38 Passengers Dead (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 1:38pm On Jun 07, 2021

rita25:
what is happening now? problem everywhere ......rip to the dead

People have become too hasty and less tolerant. Leaving a lot of room for carelessness and mistakes.
Nothing is wrong with that train except somebody forgot to press something at the right time due to hurry-hurry.
I've seen brand new Mercedes Benz, totally basterdised on expressway in Lagos here.
The car was upsidedown on a road that I pass everyday.
You will start asking, is it that Mercedes company don't know how to make car again? Abi the owner or driver of the car was stupid?
Which of them is at fault?

Politics › Re: Al-mustapha Rejects Constitution Amendment, Says Elites Are Nigeria's Problem by uuzba(m): 5:29pm On Jun 06, 2021

obochima:
Nigeria's problems are we ourselves allowing bad leaders rule over us.

Apple Steve Jobs said, people don't know what they want until you show them..
So the way we have been behaving in this Nigeria, it's quite clear that we don't know what we want. Hence we keep getting useless leaders instead of good ones

Politics › Re: House PDP Caucus Threatens Legal Action Against FG Over Twitter Ban by uuzba(m): 5:24pm On Jun 06, 2021

lassana:
Nothing works in this country

Because the peole have refused to learn how to make things work. They are too lazy to study, learn and master it. Thye just sitdown and let the government do everything. When the government messes up, everybody starts complaining.

Politics › Re: Fact-Check: Did Twitter Claim Ignorance Of Buhari As Nigeria's President? by uuzba(m): 12:00pm On Jun 06, 2021

Mostcharming:
It’s a simple show of how stupid the elected officials are. When Donald Trump was president, he was undoubtedly the most powerful man in the world and Twitter banned him for violating their rules... he didn’t crucify anyone cause he knows rules are absolute, if not for rules the world would be in chaos but here in Nigeria they believe no rules apply to them. They embezzle money and treat us citizens like shit cause they think they are absolute once they gain political power... It’s a shame

The problem with defending America and it's rules is that that same nation made rules to Kill all the native American tribes.
The same nation made rules to use people as slave just because they are black.
The same nation makes rules for all manner of immorality... In the name of reducing chaos... What is the point of no chaos, when you are stabbed with a knife and then your mouth is covered so you won't shout?

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Sheikh Gumi To Buhari 'Be Mature, Accept Criticisms' by uuzba(m): 1:51pm On Jun 05, 2021

donnie:
Don't bring that your madness to this place. Nonsense.

The guy is right.
We are basically using Nairaland as s Nigerian form of Twitter, and saying the same things.
Is just that the formatting of the site doesn't make it acceptable for a worldwide audience. But it's still same criticism we all write here under fake names.

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Sheikh Gumi To Buhari 'Be Mature, Accept Criticisms' by uuzba(m): 1:49pm On Jun 05, 2021

Quality20:
this is not abt maturity, its foolishness to say the least to continue to allow twitter have its way d way n how it wants without taking action.like d government has now done

Do you know who invented Twitter and why it was invented?
Twitter is a democrat right.
If you say people are free to speak, then leave them to be free to speak.
If the government doesn't like what people are saying, then the government should not have any twitter account. And just pretend like it doesn't read or see anything people are writing there.
That is maturity.

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Sheikh Gumi To Buhari 'Be Mature, Accept Criticisms' by uuzba(m): 1:45pm On Jun 05, 2021

DDDEnterprises:
I have a feeling this thing will eventually be resolved. The ban will be lifted.

During military regime, it could be possible. Although we didn't have internet or Twitter then.
But this is democracy, and a president is banning Twitter?
Because small pikin make am vex?
Kukuma ban internet once, make we know say na compete wickedness you wan do..

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Business › Re: USSD: Telcos Insist On Disconnecting Banks by uuzba(m): 8:48am On Jun 04, 2021

dfrost:
Then let everyone move to banking apps.

And the people using non-smart phones nko?
Shey you will buy iPhone 12 for them?

TV/Movies › Re: You're A Legend And Not Getting Any Younger If You Know These Movie Scenes by uuzba(m): 12:47pm On Jun 03, 2021

Graysons:
Ok.I've watched some of these movies just recently,I guess I'm not getting any younger

i can't see any new movies that are any more interesting. New generation have nothing to offer. Every movie is mobile phone.
I first watched Jake and Fat man, and investigation team of the 90's. It was suspense filled.
Then I think there was a new one around 2000. Jake was there, no more fat man. But they now had computers and mobile phone. Everything fast-fast, no more story. Patapata, no need for the office sef.

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Politics › Re: Police Arrest 84 Notorious Criminals, Foil Kidnap Of Catholic Priest In Zaria by uuzba(m): 10:54pm On Jun 02, 2021

Sunofgod:
But if this were in the South East at least 80 would have been slaughtered.......with the remining 4 with bullet wound!

I think the difference is with the intentions.
The north are doing such stupid thing. Police caught them. finish..
The Southwest might do similar things but they always call themselves Biafra or some other name, which is like treason against the nation Nigeria. Hence the extra bashing they will receive.

Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks Confirmation Of Farouk Yahaya As Chief Of Army Staff by uuzba(m): 1:02pm On Jun 01, 2021

spiralwedge:
There might be a coup soon.

The justifications of an urgent military intervention are overwhelming. I doubt the country would ever bounce back, ifvnothing is done.

An alternative is for God to step in like he did in Abacha's time.

Na so O.
Because for this hard kidnapping times, that unknown gunmen are burning police station, any type of coup now will just end Nigeria finally. Inflation will hit high. $1 to 5k.

Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks Confirmation Of Farouk Yahaya As Chief Of Army Staff by uuzba(m): 12:57pm On Jun 01, 2021

Kylekent59:
This new COAS should be careful especially when it comes to attending a meeting or supervising logistic operations by travelling or going by air.

Because of what?
Northerner died, they put another northerner again.
Which day will they put Urhobo in that post?

Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Organises June 12 Street Protest. by uuzba(m): 7:47am On Jun 01, 2021

yesloaded:
Buhari will go comes 2023

At the rate of 1000 people kidnapped daily, nobody will remain in Nigeria by 2023..

Nairaland General › Re: Help Needed On Getting Rid Of Snakes by uuzba(m): 7:14pm On May 31, 2021

eeetuk:
To get rid of snakes, take the following steps:

1) spray serpent guard around affected areas. Serpent guard is in walmart or Amazon stores

2) get rid of hiding places---like dumpsters, garbage cans, food storage around your house

3) cut grasses around your house every week

4) stop leaving your doors and windows in your house open

To get rid of snakes, take the following steps..
1. Eat snake.
Snakes will finish by force.

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Nairaland General › Re: Help Needed On Getting Rid Of Snakes by uuzba(m): 7:09pm On May 31, 2021

Faraday1997:
Please fellows help in giving any tips or ideas on how to get rid of snakes around the environments.

Here at where I work as a security guard is fully infected with lots of snakes and they are now on the move. Probably the mother have hatched her eggs and they're now on the move around the facilities. Mainly on daily basis I have been encountering and killing them.

But please if there is anything else I can do to help get rid of them please kindly share with me please.

Eat them O .
Take and do suya.
Anything one eats will start to finish and become scarce everytime.

Celebrities › Re: Mopol Slaps Suruche's Girlfriend At Atican Beach Resort Hotel In Lagos (Video) by uuzba(m): 6:57pm On May 31, 2021

2special:
What sorts of write-up is this?.... Your use of English get as e bi

Telephone.
The video was filmed with his TELEPHONE.
Not smartphone.
TELE phone

huh

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