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Politics › Re: Buhari: Nigerians Love Me, That’s Why I’m Paying Them Back by uuzba(m): 10:07am On Jun 18, 2021

Chidywhite:
Nigerians, this statement is ironic, only the wise will understand.

A president should speak clearly. His words can trigger a war. He's the president and not just ordinary citizen.

Politics › Re: Five Burnt To Death As Diesel-Laden Tanker Detaches, Explodes In Ogun by uuzba(m): 8:02am On Jun 17, 2021

LeeSantos:
...did using old truck caused these?
Make we manage am, make we manage am would cause this.

What do we do?
If you use all your money to buy a new truck, how do you get the money back?
We have a bad economy were we require very expensive equipment to distribute cheap produce.
The economics isn't balanced. So we have to manage 2nd hand equipment to lower our initial costs.

Family › Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by uuzba(m): 7:49am On Jun 17, 2021

Which part of this story has Nigerian?
or there are no children in Nigeria again?
Or you're too stupid to communicate with your own children in nigeria, but brainwashed to carry oyibo children's story and give us?

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Nyakim Gatwech, The Darkest Person In The World (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 3:14pm On Jun 16, 2021

josh123:
This is what we call literally black is beautiful

Dey gist with the girl, make nepa take light for that room...
You go find am tire.
grin

Na joke O!

Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by uuzba(m): 12:28pm On Jun 16, 2021

Bahamas95:
I always pray to God to give me perfect children so I won't be forced to commit murder.

I can't bring this kinda child(ren) to my house, na hospital dem go end.

May God not give us problem that is beyond us.

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Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by uuzba(m): 11:46am On Jun 16, 2021

illicit:
Well

Are you straight or gay or bi or all of the above

Stop asking stupid questions.
See a set of twins who did not divide properly in the womb.
If it's your child nko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbIPVo4XnLI

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Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by uuzba(m): 11:45am On Jun 16, 2021

Classickj:
Never knew Chimera really exist
Last time i heard about Chimera was in teen wolf season 5...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbIPVo4XnLI

Just thank God everyday that you were born normal.
In this girls case, she absorbed her twin, formed ONE body and has 2 DNA
In the video above, the division did not finish. Wetin man go do?
Born the Pikin like that.

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Politics › Re: Wike Mocks Buhari Over Insecurity: You Were Not Elected Just To Obtain Loans by uuzba(m): 10:04am On Jun 16, 2021

ChiefSosa:
I MAY FORGIVE YOU FOR VOTING BUHARI YEAR 2015, BUT I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU FOR 2019.

That is exactly what I cannot understand.
How people will vote this man a 2nd time.

Politics › Re: Kidnapped Pastor Polycarp Zongo Released By Boko Haram by uuzba(m): 9:57am On Jun 16, 2021

ENEMYOFGOD6:
.rubbish,so he could'nt call his powerless God to send down fire from heaven to burn them all, after how many months ?,Scammers paraded themself as pastors.

God doesn't destroy other people because you are serving him.
He made everybody and has made salvation for everybody, every single human being! How will he be destroying his own creation again?
It's left to you to accept the salvation or destroy yourself.

Politics › Re: Emmanuel Odaudu: Army Releases Civilian Detained For 8 Months Over Facebook Post by uuzba(m): 9:43am On Jun 16, 2021

elliottibanga:
UAR, the Banana Republic!

What are we going to do na?
I didn't choose this country to be born, neither did you. We found ourselves here and all the amalgamation, colonization and Mungo Park stuff has already happened before we arrived.
We now have yeye politicians doing nonsense daily.
This country is full of intelligent people. But none of them ever make it into leadership.
Agberos and area boys keep on electing criminals into position, like say we wey go school no get any say for this nation.
We only complain, our lecturers are starved of their salaries and we can't use electricity to run our PC, charge phone or run our small business.
Anything education is hammered and basterdised in this nation. And we end up in shitty environment.
Yet whenever we pick up instagram or facebook, we see nice pictures of foreign nations on this same earth, and our mates in foreign nations creating a decent environment for themselves.
How long will all this BS continue?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Yothaka, Thailand Erects Penis Statue To 'Battle' An Ongoing Drought by uuzba(m): 9:20pm On Jun 15, 2021

Ikillbrokehoes:
Just take a look at how good a village road is, unlike the nonsense roads we have in Nigeria, it's such a pity.

The issue of bad road for Nigeria tire me.
It is actually the duty of the local government to do the roads.
But the stupid form of government we have in Nigeria, has put State government and local government under state government.
This is not done in other nations.
Our Federal govt, gives money to State govt.
State govt will only give Local govt small money like houseboy. So all the roads are unmaintained, gutter dirty, no transformer. And that is the problem.
I lived in UK small. And they don't have state government there. Just local government fully empowered from the top, Prime minister to make everything good.

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Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka: Nigeria On Suicide Slide, Must Decentralise Fast by uuzba(m): 8:55am On Jun 15, 2021

Militant30:
Soyinka can not protest again?
This Yoruba people really messed this country up with there stupid English.

The Soyinka that was a lion during Jonathan tenure is now a rabbit under the gworo chewing president.

Nonsense artifact.

Allow the man rest na?
He has been protesting since 1969..
How many have you protested?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q764QyvOEdw

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Celebrities › Re: Dino Melaye: 'I Have Been Eating Grass Since I Came To America' (Video) by uuzba(m): 8:51am On Jun 15, 2021

Grace001:
See poverty... Suffering and smiling has become a lifestyle to this one.

I hope you won’t handover this suffering and smiling lifestyle to your kids. I reject it for them on their behalf, those poor kids don’t deserve it

You don't even know me.
I'm overweight. I have a farm.
Once in a while I cook other foreign dishes.
Maybe the most expensive dish I've cooked and eaten is about N1000 if I calculate all the ingredients. And that was some taco/shawarma mix.
It was too filling. Hence I average out my meals to about N200 to avoid wasting anything.
So what's your problem now?

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Celebrities › Re: Dino Melaye: 'I Have Been Eating Grass Since I Came To America' (Video) by uuzba(m): 8:02am On Jun 15, 2021

HEAVEN4444:
60 dollars is 30,000 naira. can you eat a meal of 30,000 naira ? nekwa . that is ya salary for the month

N200 food fills me up
Why would I want to spend N30,000 on 1 meal again?
Where will the food go?

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Politics › Re: Google Deletes Adamu Garba’s "App" From PlayStore by uuzba(m): 9:57pm On Jun 14, 2021

honeybobo69:
These people (Twitter, Google) really want a better Nigeria. I hope this is the last we see of these set of people (uneducated, shallow minded, greedy)

E go hard O.
There are many educated Nigerians here. But somehow, we went and elected Buhari without certificate
Now, he's appointing all kinds of mumu people into positions.
Why did we elect Buhari in the first place?

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Car Talk › Re: Engineers Don't You Think Vehicles Should Be Built With Stronger Frames? by uuzba(m): 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2021

ekerensima:
we now have stronger materials titanium, carbon fiber and other composite materials. But I assurd you, they are dame expesive

F1 cars, Bughatti and other super cars use these materials, but they still design the car to crumple in accidents instead and save the occupants' lives in impact.
I guess this Audi is more on the consumer side with multiple body materials.
But Audi no cheap na! Especially these new ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuJMtW3xeNQ

Car Talk › Re: Engineers Don't You Think Vehicles Should Be Built With Stronger Frames? by uuzba(m): 8:54pm On Jun 14, 2021

ekerensima:
Honestly I am tired of seeing cars and beautiful vehicles crumpled like tin cans when accidents occur. so engineers in the house, seeing that we have high powered engines and lighter composite materials, why are vehicles not made stronger. I don't think a car with two inch thick amour will have any problems in an accident( I know that there are other variables that come into play in these situations) what do you think?

Lalasticlala come and select your next amoured car ooo

marpol abeg come and take this to the promise land.

That was olden days car design. And people died anyhow at the expense of strong car body. Car is your slave, not your master. You should remain alive, whilst the car dies instead. Hence the shift over to softer body work with crumple zones.
Below is a clip from Fifth Gear, showing a uselessly STRONG small car with full explanation of all the demerits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnI-LiKCtuE

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Nairaland General › Re: Python That Swallowed A Cow Killed In Delta State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2021

Benzemma:
How this small thing,take dey swallow big thing like this, is something I never understand.

It can dislocate its jaw, so its mouth opens mega-wide.

Nairaland General › Re: Python That Swallowed A Cow Killed In Delta State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 10:42pm On Jun 13, 2021

Chigold101:
Where in Delta State?

Where?
Inside! grin

Family › Re: Tired Of My Marriage by uuzba(m): 9:47pm On Jun 13, 2021

ebuclassic18:
sir is part if marriage but my question is hope her family are grateful to you not all will accept them

Which kine it's part of marriage?
Oya they should bring their own toto when he wants to do that thing na, as them don put their hand inside him marry complete.

Family › Re: Tired Of My Marriage by uuzba(m): 9:42pm On Jun 13, 2021

Ajiyegbe:
Bros,
It is not a serious issue. If you have not been giving your wife money before, start by giving her a certain fraction of your salary for home upkeep. Save the rest for the future. She will be forced to get her people from coming around when the money you give her is exhausted. Since your marriage is young, I can bet she will discuss you with her family should you complain about the family members.

Because of this thing, one of my friends carry him family run go USA.
But in this case it was both the man's family that were begging everyday and the woman's family as well. Begging from both sides, food, house rent everything.

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Family › Re: Tired Of My Marriage by uuzba(m): 9:40pm On Jun 13, 2021

Florencejames:
Put poison for their food

If they die in your house, you are responsible..
More will come from the village to hold you responsible for the death and burial.

That is the worst thing you can ever do.

Better to just move away to a far place with your family.

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Politics › Re: June 12 Protests In London (Videos) by uuzba(m): 12:22am On Jun 13, 2021

Sweetcho:
Im confused! I was in high street kensington today and saw the protests. This protest was for the Palestine thing was it not? I saw a few black people and was thinking to myself, you are protesting for these palastene people meanwhile if youre in their country they treat black people like crap

When Nigerians are in another person's country, they just be misbehaving.
You people will not go and learn work from Dyson, or Elon Musk and do something worthwhile. Abi you don't know where their house is?
Just be making noise on internet everyday.

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Politics › Re: June 12: Mr Macaroni Joins Protesters In Lagos (Photo) by uuzba(m): 5:33pm On Jun 12, 2021

Flexherbal:
When the government is far from its people, it sees peaceful protest as a fight.

But what about the people that voted the government into position in the first place?
Should we not fear those ones more? And those are ordinary Nigerians that did it.

Politics › Re: 'Buhari Must Go' Protest In Benin Holds On June 12 (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 5:32pm On Jun 12, 2021

Hub9:
A country is as healthy and active as its president.
But Buhari doesn't know.

As bad a Buhari is, I'm very surprised that people voted him into power.
So who should we fear now? Buhari himself or other so many Nigerians who think like him and hence voted him into power in the first place?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Important Things You Need To Know Before Accepting A Job Offer In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 10:10am On Jun 12, 2021

Babtunz:
Why?

Travel › Re: Truck Falls On Odukpani Road In Cross River State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:32pm On Jun 11, 2021

sapphiere:
Op this is not truck na. This is a lorry.

The matter tire me
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The Difference Between a Truck and a Lorry
The terms lorry and truck can be confusing for those not in the industry, but the reality is that both terms can be used interchangeably. “Truck“ is often used in American contexts while the word “lorry” is more common in the United Kingdom. However, when it comes down to the technical definition, they are both classes as HGV vehicles.
Source: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/trucks/content/what-s-the-difference-between-a-truck-and-a-lorry

Travel › Re: Truck Falls On Odukpani Road In Cross River State (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2021

Wisdommoses:
I am sorry my nursery school teacher didn't teach me the difference between lorry and truck��

Politics › Re: President Buhari's ARISE News Interview (Full Video) by uuzba(m): 6:08pm On Jun 11, 2021

Gather round, for tales by moonlight.

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Education › Re: OAU Spends N80m On Electricity & N2m On Diesel Every Month by uuzba(m): 12:33pm On Jun 10, 2021

RioCarputo:
hmmm nawa oooo... privatization of these tertiary institutions will be the best but what of the poor that wouldn't be able to afford it...coz it's glaring that government is giving too little concern to educational sector...this is what happens when we have President that doesn't pass through school... so he is less concerned coz is not attending university that made him a President today...

That is it.
To be a big man in Nigeria is by gun & gra-gra, anyhow behaviour.
The only time it can begin to work is if graduates and other educated people can develop systems that will provide:
1. Security (without this one nothing can work)
2. Water, food, shelter and power...
3. Production company, making anything exportable for Nigeria's GDP and $$$ foreign exchange.
- It can be food, or technology.
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In America, they first started by everybody carrying guns. Nobody can try any nonsense. I blow your head.
Once everybody understood that one, all forms of madness cooled down.
Graduates can only perform when everywhere is cool.
As long as everywhere is upside-down, graduates cannot arrange it properly and perform.
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In the absence of that, Buhari and leaders will never be interested in Education and will keep cutting lecturers' salaries.
Universities will just be suffering and lecturers complaining every year.
I graduated 2002, na before my time, dem don dey complain, till now, for more than 30 years.

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Education › Re: OAU Spends N80m On Electricity & N2m On Diesel Every Month by uuzba(m): 4:58am On Jun 10, 2021

RioCarputo:
UI spends about 180million naira on electricity yearly....

You can see why Govt doesn't care for education systems and they always go strike. Educational sector seems to be non productive and just spending huge money to run itself. All the graduates produced, not one has ever gone back to make the University able to run itself.

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Facebook, Instagram Must Register As Businesses In Nigeria – FG by uuzba(m): 7:11pm On Jun 09, 2021

Shellsploit:
Nairaland nko..?

They should kukuma carry all hosting servers into aso rock. Let government off it any time they like.

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