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Masterchef:
Co-operate dress code ke?

That's their stupid strategy.
As if it's one important business.
Go there now and you will meet hungry looking hosts with dirty shirt, with smelling armpit.
Na untop that white plastic chair wey una go sidon.

How can somebody be asking you to bring your CV for interview?
Did they lose the one you sent them when you applied for the job?
This is pure GNLD .
These guys are extremely desperate to get your N15,000 or N20,000 and tie you into their bulshit pyramid, so they can climb up.

ecomalchemist:


In Nigeria, graduates who are worthy both in character and in learning are rooming all over the streets with no jobs, but hoodlums, illiterates, political thugs, mentally unstable people who were used to cause unrest during the election time are recruited into the police force by politicians. This is what we will continue to get in return.

Until the graduates get themselves into power and run the country in an educated way..

The British who gave us independence, were educated and ran Nigeria according to their own Standardized British standards and traditions. They handed over power to Nigerian politicians, Azikiwe, Tafawa Balewa,. etc and other educated Nigerian to continue running the nation. But all Nigerians do not have British education and values. Neither do all Nigerians have a standard definition of what consists a Nigerian education and Nigerian values. This is a new country still being defined.
Opposing ideas at the top opened the way for hudlums of the military to take over power for 33 years and mess the county up.
And since 1999, till now, we still have conflicting ideas and definitions at the top.
So hudlums and area boys continue to terrorise us, as we have no defences against them

PCG001:
are yoυ ѕυre тнιѕ joвѕeeĸer ιѕ a gradυaтe❓
тнιѕ cнaт alone ιѕ ѕoмeтнιng elѕe
нow can a gradυaтe мιѕυѕe FINE ғor FIND❓
now, ι нave тo conѕυмe paraceтaмol aғтer readιng тнιѕ

This is his own private conversation with his friend and not the public or an employer and he is free to talk and spell anyhow he likes with his friend. So what's your problem?

wolfenstein:
I never knew FG have started night classes for children o.....Black people and their brains

Did you select your parents and your colour before you were born?

smartsales:
Interesting

Kids that cannot work, have no money and cannot drive are wearing uniform of traffic controllers?
What a great f....kery.

Dpaulie:
Africa and Middle East are the sites for substandard products.. we no get class.. itel kor, utel ni

What I want to hear is that the products were manufactured here in Nigeria from scratch and Nigerians were employed doing it.
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Otherwise, any idiot can sell anything online..
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In US, one guy went to Walmart, bought some stuff, went home and posted everything on Amazon again. Added money and sold same bullshit. And people were buying.

AdolfHitlerxXx:
They got billions in allocation for decades ... yet South East is still a shiithole that their own folks troop to Lagos like Eko is Heaven / Mecca for them.

Try another lame ass excuse.

The worst thing anybody can do with large money like allocation, is not have a business plan or idea, something to generate more income like a business or factory. That money will end up as chop money or recurrent expenses (salary), then finish, and you be back to square one again. No money, no business.

IgweOfNnewi:
Lagos leads

And the more Lagos is ahead, the more people will flock in, fill up the whole place, create more traffic jam, sell more gala sausage on the roads, ride more okada, and sleep in more uncompleted buildings.
Other states need to pick up, so that people can function there and stop coming to Lagos all the time. Other ports need to function and clear goods, so that all the nonsense gridlock at Apapa port can end

[quote author= post=102101617]As we go out looking for what to eat, may we never encounter what will eat us.

Our Holy Bible tells us that....[/quote]Jesus taught that prayer, somewhere around Palestine, Jerusalem area, where WHEAT PRODUCTION is a common practice. They commonly grow wheat, make flour and bake bread AT HOME 24/7....Including the Passover flat bread.
The prayer asks God to please give us our COMMON food to eat.
In Nigeria here, bread is NOT our common food.
We have to IMPORT flour from another country, setup and expensive complicated Engineering flour mill,
because we want to long-throat and eat bread. It isn't by force to eat the bread if it is becomes so expensive,
Nevertheless, God will still give us OUR OWN NIGERIAN COMMON FOOD to eat, garri, yam, sweat potatoes...

SegFault:
Then select one Nigerian language as the lingua franca, oh wait I forgot, you all will turn to animals and kill yourselves, so why should anyone bother, when you all are ready to have sense and come together to move forward maybe our culture and tradition will be upgraded and preserved alongside our local languages.

You haven't arrived at any point.
Everybody has their culture and a right to preserve it. English is our cross. We suffer it together for the sake of unity in Nigeria. The moment we stop speaking English in Nigeria, is the moment the country starts to disintegrate.
And there is no solution to that problem.

temitope27:
When would we stop worshiping this people, abi would we stop seeing them as Messiah? Everytime we seek for their assistance and they never seek for ours for once, how are we lyk this sef

As you are writing this now, it is their English you are using to communicate with your fellow Nigerians.
If you speak your native language now, only very few here will understand you. So English carries more weight.
You must pass their English to get your O-Level in secondary school.
... This is the reason we are under their spell.

VicM6:
that thing dey carry up to 14 people ni..... overloading na him cause am... i don ask baba.

The rope cut. One cannot inspect the whole rope everyday to know which one will cut.
It wasn't overloaded.
Things happen.

Ckay10c:
.....CX

We should still use whatapp to call you? Then you will come and hack it again?

taibod:
Please I need an answer to this �

I have a friend who's currently in 200l but he wish to travel abroad but he's somehow confused that here in Nigeria he's in 200l if he travel abroad can he still continue his education at that same 200l or he have to start afresh.

Who is the friend? Can't he ask the question for himself or he's too stupid do so?
In that case, he'll go abroad and start everything again from 1st year.
Does the idiot even know the country he wants to travel to?

Sazeals:
University lecturers that are still teaching cobol, basic or fortran
God will punish them

You people have luck.
You have smart phones now and can install any IDE and write any program you really wish to learn.
I was so surprised that I downloaded something and began writing some C++ programs on my phone, in my pocket.
When we were at school, there wasn't anything. Only one useless computer in the department and NO INTERNET to download anything.
They just taught us Fortran with mouth. No way to practice.
Now, see ALL THE WHOLE FORTRAN TRAINING video here, just because of internet availability.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__2UgFNYgf8

Just learn whatever and pass.

Sergioaguero:
We have develop it as Gist4campus.com the android app is on google playstore. Download and install. Check image below

All these things are quite straight forward and logical to develop.
Probably, it works fine in your school. A name like "Gist4campus" definitely will not be used by anybody who is not a student, as the name is rather childish.
Business executives cannot be using that kind of thing. People who never went to university, will feel always psychologically oppressed and left out as the word, "campus" only reminds them of their failure to pass jamb.

They will rather go back to BlackBerryMessenger or any other "messenger" sounding app.
As for the security of the app, well, we cannot know until yahoo boys try their best and fail at spoiling it.

Iloko:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.supfrica.Appsfrica, it performs the same function with watsapps. Let's partronise our own.

You sure say, killer herdsmen & yahoo gang are not hacking the data to see whom to kill next?
Physical security is not in the country. How can we know if data security even exists in Nigeria's cyberspace?
The NIN registration we did has not produced any result yet O!

Nuelito:
Zuckerberg and co. Just dey intrude into people's privacy

It's a pity.
He started Facebook at his university by hacking into the school admin PC database and getting girls registration pictures and showing it to boys. Boys will now be "Liking" girls' pictures up and down on his website. Later, girls saw the website and were yabbing each other, as per the ugliest.
When the school challenged him in a panel, he was proving smart, that the school IT security is very weak, that's why he could easily get all the private details of students in just a few hours.
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Na the privacy na im, we still dey struggle with since that 2004. His business is based upon "Amebo" foundation.
Everything about Zuckerberg is privacy compromised. He has already faced US senate panel over privacy of facebook and other phone apps.

babayinka77:
The number should be reported to DSS and the Nigerian Police force. May be from Kidnappers.

They hide the number.
ProSupport....
They use an internet SMS platform that enables you to write anything as the the sender's ID. So there's nothing you can trace.

numericalguy:
Lol... Very funny..

Criminals demonstrating against law enforcement agencies...

It happens in foreign nations too.
Whenever a law is made it affects everyone and bad people usually complain.
The #BLM (black lives matter) that they did in US was because of the killed George Floyd abi?
The George Floyd of a man was sha a thief, and that day it was fake $20 note he used to go and buy market.
Na the fake money cause make dem call police that day.

IGBOSON1:
This market, as good as the intention for building it was, could have been built much better! The structures look like they could have been built 60 years ago.....no imagination or attempt at building a modern 21st century market place!

It's not easy to balance expenses in business.
What if you don't make money from sales after spending so much on a fine/standard building structure.
You know Nigeria is an import heavy nation. We are hoping that they can make good sales of the local shoes first before spending other things.

Most important part of shoe is the heel.

anthonyuncle:
i dey tell you,

but he won't agree

The only thing good about UK is that the environment is peaceful, quite and roads are good.
After that, every other thing is spending of money every day.
Somebody can stay there 20 years and come back empty handed.

blamingthedevil:
True

And spend it all paying back the bills, rent, heating and transport..

JeffSiberstein:
People are wicked

No job!
No job!
No job!
People need money to eat O!
As no money dey, dey decided to invent useless reason and delete the girl.
All of us here are pressing phone and have no money and no job .
If you have, go and take care of the girl.
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People are wicked? That simply means you too are guilty!

wonder233:
I was driving inside a street, conveying a mother and her newborn infant baby to the hospital for immunisation. These Fulani Okada guys flanked the narrow road entrance, they didn't flinch when I drove close, I tried to delicately navigate the little space as they've made it even smaller and my car got stuck and started sinking the more I tried to accelerate out of it. These guys just stood there maintaining their stance, speaking their language and acting totally oblivious, even when the woman came down clutching her infant baby , they didn't even give us a look, yet were right in the middle...then I knew what was really going on. The south is in deep soup. These guys are no Okada riders, they are elements of Boko haram taking up positions, deploying their numbers stealthily, waiting for isolated incidents to strike before launching a full scale offensive.

Sorry. Long story.
They are unemployed youth with nothing else to do.
As nobody gives a f*** about them, they too have refused to give a f*** about anybody, you and the madam included.
Everybody wants better life. They too. And okada riding is the only way they can see forth. Horn for them. Pass your own and go.
Later you can get in touch with the home owners in that area to drive them away from that spot. Simple.

azpekuliar:
How many times dem go ban am for Lagos? I’m beginning to think it is impossible to completely to do so.

Because it is!
400,000 okadas to be banned/crushed?
That is 400,000 guys will lose their job
You think say dem go gree?
Nonsense. What are they supposed to do now?
Sit at home and be pressing phone without credit?
They will surely come back and continue to come back again and forever untill Lagos provides jobs for them.

MsAllison:
bloody gnld

Those guys are arsholes!!!!
They have seen how all of us can easily spot their fake interviews from the jaga-jaga, under-bridge 419 addressei they used to use. They now decided to use hotel address this time around, so it will sound sophisticated.

dyangprof:
Op, your topic title and the Letter body content is different

Ya headings is talking about job invitation interview while the body stipulates Training invitation

Or what do you think?

That's 100% GNLD bullsh1t
They are liars and deceivers to the core
You applied for job and expect an INTERVIEW.
instead, they will change it to TRAINING.
This gives them that chance to do their 5hrs rubbish long brainwashing lecture about bullsh1t and other hypnosis.
At the end of the day, you will be so tired and brainwashed that you will now pay them your last N10,000, or N15,000. Your own cash again!!!!
That's all they want.
Your money!