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anthonyuncle:
i dey tell you,

but he won't agree

The only thing good about UK is that the environment is peaceful, quite and roads are good.
After that, every other thing is spending of money every day.
Somebody can stay there 20 years and come back empty handed.

blamingthedevil:
True

And spend it all paying back the bills, rent, heating and transport..

JeffSiberstein:
People are wicked

No job!
No job!
No job!
People need money to eat O!
As no money dey, dey decided to invent useless reason and delete the girl.
All of us here are pressing phone and have no money and no job .
If you have, go and take care of the girl.
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People are wicked? That simply means you too are guilty!

wonder233:
I was driving inside a street, conveying a mother and her newborn infant baby to the hospital for immunisation. These Fulani Okada guys flanked the narrow road entrance, they didn't flinch when I drove close, I tried to delicately navigate the little space as they've made it even smaller and my car got stuck and started sinking the more I tried to accelerate out of it. These guys just stood there maintaining their stance, speaking their language and acting totally oblivious, even when the woman came down clutching her infant baby , they didn't even give us a look, yet were right in the middle...then I knew what was really going on. The south is in deep soup. These guys are no Okada riders, they are elements of Boko haram taking up positions, deploying their numbers stealthily, waiting for isolated incidents to strike before launching a full scale offensive.

Sorry. Long story.
They are unemployed youth with nothing else to do.
As nobody gives a f*** about them, they too have refused to give a f*** about anybody, you and the madam included.
Everybody wants better life. They too. And okada riding is the only way they can see forth. Horn for them. Pass your own and go.
Later you can get in touch with the home owners in that area to drive them away from that spot. Simple.

azpekuliar:
How many times dem go ban am for Lagos? I’m beginning to think it is impossible to completely to do so.

Because it is!
400,000 okadas to be banned/crushed?
That is 400,000 guys will lose their job
You think say dem go gree?
Nonsense. What are they supposed to do now?
Sit at home and be pressing phone without credit?
They will surely come back and continue to come back again and forever untill Lagos provides jobs for them.

MsAllison:
bloody gnld

Those guys are arsholes!!!!
They have seen how all of us can easily spot their fake interviews from the jaga-jaga, under-bridge 419 addressei they used to use. They now decided to use hotel address this time around, so it will sound sophisticated.

dyangprof:
Op, your topic title and the Letter body content is different

Ya headings is talking about job invitation interview while the body stipulates Training invitation

Or what do you think?

That's 100% GNLD bullsh1t
They are liars and deceivers to the core
You applied for job and expect an INTERVIEW.
instead, they will change it to TRAINING.
This gives them that chance to do their 5hrs rubbish long brainwashing lecture about bullsh1t and other hypnosis.
At the end of the day, you will be so tired and brainwashed that you will now pay them your last N10,000, or N15,000. Your own cash again!!!!
That's all they want.
Your money!

OneNigeria1:
studied statistics and computer science waiting for nysc am I'm 25 too and am actually thinking of picking a jamb form too

I'm - Short form for I am.
Check your spellings. You don't know where it will lead you in future.

Elliotwaveforec:
If that will send all these people from the North back home, it's welcome. They've taken over everywhere and becoming a threat to security in the state. Imagine Abokis backed by the military vandalising people's cars at LASU

Out of 36 states, only one is developing very fast and you expect people to LEAVE that one state?
It's not possible na.
The more you develop Lagos, the more people will enter it.
If you want people to leave Lagos, then develop other states as well..
The North boys are not going anywhere..

kponkedenge:
Omo.... People dey apply for work... But are afraid to go for interview

Kidnappers full everywhere. You no go waka anyhow.

Mille:
Nigerians should learn to use google map. There is an hotel at this address.

49 Joel Ogunnaike St
49 Joel Ogunnaike St, Ikeja GRA, Lagos
https://maps.app./5dnNm1JoSzr83sMq6

Well, it's somehow.
In foreign countries, the Google Street car takes pictures of the streets over time. So you can see a 2021 image of that street, as well as 2020, 2019, 2018.... up to 2007 when they first stared.
With the multiple images, you can see how that area may have developed. A business may no longer be available with time.
In Nigeria, they just took one picture of our streets, sometime in 2015. What you find today 2021 on Nigerian Google Street view may not actually exist as the picture is old.

aylive02:
Please I don't know much about Ibadan but i was scheduled for an interview with this Real Estate company. Please is anyone familiar with this company name?

Did you apply to these people? Simple!
This is nothing but Network marketing by some desperate people.

Analyst7:
Is this stuff still not harmful

It's not a matter of harm. it's a matter of spying.
The 5G equipment is all made in China, And then you need 5G phones to use it. That means dumping your old phone, and buying another 5G capable phone.
The 5G capable phone (of which there are few), are also made in China.
The microchips in the phone have been programmed with simple software that runs secret packages on your phone, like using the front camera to take your picture, or recording your username, password and bank details.
These are sent over the 5G network to China.
China wants global control of everybody.
This is why Huawei fell into trouble with UK, and USA. This is why those countries refused to further their 5G technology.
Chinese still have all the equipment, and you can guess that Nigeria will seize this opportunity to "upgrade" for cheap, without realising the risks involved.

grossintel:
Those are special offers and don't work in every line. You guys should stop making it sound like it's a standard data package, even after a few months it will stop working on your line.

Airtel and Glo have their official N1500 for 6.5 or 7 Gb weekly plan.
And some N50, N100 1 Gb plans.
That sees to be the best combo so far.

Jesuschristus:
Nigerians will be surprised we still av some of the cheapest data in d world

You are not understanding something here.
In overseas countries, everybody has unlimited wired-data to the home at up to 60Gb/s data speed.
THEN ON TOP of that, they now have mobile phone data to use when outside.
That's why they can watch Netfilix, Hulu and other internet video/TV services.

We ONLY have limited mobile phone data and NO home data.

ygowon:
Joining the Nigerian military right now is suicidal especially if you're from the south.

It's this Ala-wakba stuff that is causing all the problem.

davibid:
Exactly my question... I’m confused. Maybe there’s more to it.

Marriage is a testing ground for truth.
Sometimes, couples tell each other a big lie about their lives. They are too embarrassed when they realise they are not living according to the truth. So they pretend and remain together. They allow the children grow up and finish school etc.
After so many years, their lies to each other is 100% plain. They have no love for each other.

They calmly agree to divorce
Their marriage was never based on the truth. And that's why they are now running from each other to now try and seek the truth.
It happens.

mywells:
Not up to top three buildings in IKOYI.

Development takes time.
You can't just build fine structures anyhow anywhere. How do you transport the materials to the site if there's no road leading there?
Ikoyi was the main centre for the British colonists right from 1900. And it is very close to Cappa'Dalberto, an Italian Construction company in Lagos Island that set foot here, around 1930.
So that area is very well developed with available roads and building materials.
Bayelsa is very much a bush till date.
So they even tried sef in making this building despite all the lack of facilities.

pathfinder123:
Urgent Advice needed. I have upper class in electrical electronics (ND level) 3.02cpa.

The course was not accredited in time but It has been accredited last year and I have obtained the certificate.

While waiting at home, I opt for geophysics at a university.

Should I continue with the geophysics, note, I am at 200 level. OR get a direct entry form and go into electrical electronics engineering proper?.

I can do well with numbers and Physics.
Secondly, which of these training school is popular in the oil and industry:
1 Gabson Professional School of Safety and Engineering Ltd,
2 Mudiame Welding Institute Limited,
3 Skytraine International Limited,
4 BOMI Steel and Pipeline Engineering Company Limited.

Which of them can offer me an American society for welder certificate (AWS).

Thirdly which skills are the most in-demand in the oil sector currently?

I need your honest advice please because I am in a fix.

Your question is best answered by a mentor, or Career Engineer.

Our problem in Nigeria is that we go to school to study courses but we don't FIRST find people working in that career to ask all our relevant questions.
Now you're throwing question into gbogboero market, expecting specific technical advice instead of going to a technical website or asking a technical person.
Start with your lecturer that even taught you the courses that you studied.
Go and meet him and ask, let him link you with professionals and professional websites. Not this jaga-jaga, tribalistic, hatred-filled website.

princessConfy:
Exactly but the one I went for they asked us to write our matric number and name of the VC imagine matured men with potbelly that left school some 6-8yrs lol,
after that we should write 123 and ABCD.
then the boss lady came in, they asked us to stand,clap and hail her. Then started speaking as whites forming abroad base before you know it she changed ooo see pigin " una think say I be ajebor na real pako I be oo " meeen my eye shine I had to run before Dem use me do money

All is network marketing, GNLD people.
Never forget your focus.
You applied for a specific job. They are talking up and down about ANOTHER THING.
It does not concern YOUR SPECIFIC JOB.
These guys are bastard criminals who got hold of your CV, phone number data from someone else that you applied to and
have now diverted you to on their lair where they can eat up you.
The Fucking bastard one I went to some years back, they couldn't answer my question, "HOW DID YOU GET MY PHONE NUMBER".
They put one idiot inside our midst as if he was a candidate.
After speaking English up and down, talking about London, and Networking, they said we should invest in their stuff.
It's that bastard idiot that was sitting among us that now stood up first to go and pay N10,000 investment.
They were clapping for him, that he has faith, that we should see good example like him and follow.
Na im, I just waka comot!

Skillsnigeria:
This look like gnld/neo-life and longrich style

Correct man.
Na dem GNLD dey send all this nonsense, "Dear Candidate" SMS, like say na one professional event.
Go there now and you will see hungry looking guys wearing long sleeve shirt, trying to look corporate.
None of them can answer a single DIRECT question you ask them.
"Yes or No, Is it you that sent me this SMS?"..... They can't ever answer such a question.

Plead:
Stfu. If you don't value your life, I value mine. Go and throw yours away.

What is all this nonsense you are saying?
I don't even know you and you are insulting me?

Plead:
Call me heartless but I'd never do that. Thank you.

When you are in Nigeria, you use Nigerian mind.
When you are in UK, you use UK mind.
It's very hard to use Nigerian mind in UK. It gives one big headache.

Mayour11:
See what some of the students were seeing from their tap yesterday.

It's good na.
This is the from the bottom of the water tank
It has been there since for long, rotten.
When clean water is pumped into the tank, THIS sludge is STILLL THERE, at the bottom, MIXING with the clean water
and everybody is drinking it.
Now, that water is dry, make una see wetin una dey drink since all these days.

Opak001:
brownie go still dey road.....
why sale to children!!!
na my problem be that.
Thanks

Children will be unsuspectingly get addicted and will be begging their parents for money everyday.
The parents will be too busy to monitor what's happening.
The parents won't even taste the cookies. They will just keep giving the kids money, over and over and over and over again.
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Truly we have to be watchful all the Bullsh1t our children eat.

Charmingpet:
what is ur biz oga, just mind ur biz.

The marriage is already over
If the man is truly your friend, you tell him fast-fast.

dafman10:
Is it proper to tell your friend that his wife is seriously having an affair with your boss?

Pls my dear NLders i need candid opinion(s) cos am in a serious dilemma

The marriage is already over. Don't waste his time more, tell him fast-fast and let them know how they move on.

The cloth they used to sew this flag, is the cloth fabric made from that state?
Abi they carried Chinese cloth to sew state flag?

At least if the states have their own coat of arms, and flag style, they should use their own natural fabric to sew their flag na? Abi?

Anthony0094:
How is that possible I thought they said that this car cannot have an accident

If you add stupid people to it, the car will surely have an accident.
How can somebody buy car and will refuse to hold steering wheel because they told you it's automatic?
Which kind nonsense automatic? Have people become so lazy?
If you don't want to drive your car, Hire driver or use Uber.

onuman:
Which Nigerian local company has the expertise to pump oil out from the Niger Delta and offshore?

Stop self deceit.

So we don't have capacity to pump oil but we have capacity to drive cars?
Which kind of long throat is this?
Let them all leave and leave us with no more crude oil.
Either we learn to extract it ourselves by force, or we carry pan on our head continue trekking as we were doing before colonisation.
Nonsense.

sulaak:
The writing is on the wall, Nigeria is a difficult place to do business do with their Buharinomics. I have no time for the IOC, any civilized country would have kicked Shell out of Nigeria.

The companies came to exploit Nigeria when we were still mostly ignorant.
So much oil spillage and pollution has gone on in the past.
Now, Nigerians are woke to all the damages and want more and more compensation. So the companies are running away.

Tallino25:
I blame this on the seller/traders they are seriously inconsiderate everyone wants to gain more than their profits which frustrates the average Nigerian, currently you can't even buy a soft drink of N100, Nigerian traders sells things as if we Nigerians(consumers) are from another Western country they don't understand that we are in this circumstances together
Even if the government has a share of the blame you can't still dispute the fact that we Nigerians are our problem

Have you tried to sell anything?
Go and do so before you blame them.
They aren't running a charity service.
They must make a profit after all the expenditures have been paid off.
If you still disagree with their service, then just grow/manufacture your own food and leave them alone.