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Funny enough, I've never had a bad experience with any of the Nipost services I used in the past. Smooth operations all through.

What the effing fcuks did I just read?

Nah f it, I'm done with Africans.

And you had to drop this in romance section?

All these ajebo pikins sef. Rip fiends, say hello to Luci-

motun2017:
RIP comrades

The post didn't say anyone died

Adaumunocha:
The guy with 3 ladies with 100yards wife material... Give one to soberdrunk na

Lol...me I'm good already, not searching. It's you that asked where nao and since I know people...it's pimping pimpin *Katt Williams voice*

Adaumunocha:
Where?

They are endangered species living in their own fortified city. You can't possibly find it on the map. You look so innocent tho, don't think you pose a threat so hop on a skateboard & slide into my dm for directions.

akinade28:
I wish the couple a happy married life.
But dear God, when are you going to answer my call so DAT I can also share dollars as souvenir at my wedding too. I promise to invite my fellow niaralanders ooo.

Get a Mr Right first.

ROYALFIXED3001:
you can make it today
dont depend on anybody
be the boss of your own

So you have 79 million in ya accanty but still need our 20k?

People are still scared of HIV in 2017. Dude you can live a normal life into your 70s or even more. I know someone who has been living with it for about 20years. It's not a death sentence.

Awww...this is cute. You deserve it man but please stay injury free o. Nothing hurts more than helping set up the stage but missing the show itself.

BY Amanda Green

They can't put a ring on it, but when these animals find a mate, they're ready to commit.

1. Gibbons

The furry, tree-swinging gibbon doesn't monkey around with a lot of partners in its 35- to 40-year lifespan. Males and females form strong bonds and exhibit a surprising amount of relationship equality as they raise a family. They care for their young together, groom each other, and spend quality time vocalizing and hanging out. But not every relationship is perfect. Cheating, breakups, and remarriage all occur within the gibbon community. Sexting and online dating, however, do not. Yet.


2. Schistosoma mansoni worms

What's a nice girl like you doing in a human like this? There's nothing romantic about Schistosoma Mansoni, a parasitic flatworm that uses freshwater snails to get to humans. Once it attaches to human skin, it usually penetrates the epidermis through a hair follicle and deposits larvae that feed on blood in the lymphatic system and lungs. When the larvae migrate to the heart, they start looking for The One. Male and female larvae monogamously pair off and eventually travel to the mesenteric veins that drain blood from the intestines. Together, they reach sexual maturity and produce about 300 eggs per day. Positively heartwarming.


3. Wolves

It's usually "'til death do us part" for wolves. In the wild, they start breeding by the age of two. Mated pairs build their wolf pack by having a new litter every year. (Most wolves don't experience reproductive senescence, either, and can have babies until they die.) So when you see a lone wolf, have some sympathy. He's single and looking for love, mourning his dead partner, or, in extreme cases, nursing a breakup with the pack.


4. Beavers

Only about 3 percent of mammals are socially monogamous, but leave it to beavers to show us how it's done. After mating, the rodents spend as much time maintaining their relationships as they do their dams and lodges. The males and females co-parent their young and stay together until one partner dies. Attached beavers occasionally philander, but it's not enough to break up the family.


5. Shingleback skinks

Unlike most reptiles, the shingleback skink of Australia only has eyes for one mate. Males make a series of moves—including caressing and licking females—before copulating. Courtship takes months, but partnered bliss can last over 20 years.


6. Barn owls

Some 90 percent of birds are socially monogamous, but that doesn't mean they're completely faithful to one mate. Barn owls, however, put all their eggs in one basket. Males woo females with screeches and gifts of dead mice. If the female responds with croaking sounds, she's basically saying, "I do."


7. Bald eagles

Long-distance relationships aren't easy, but bald eagles thrive in them. The birds fly solo during winter and migration, reconnecting with their mates each breeding season. Most eagles pair off by the age of five and stay together at least 20 years.


8. French angelfish

Don't let the name fool you. These lovers are aggressive fighters that do almost everything as a pair—hunting, hanging out in the reef, and defending their territory. And you thought your ex was clingy.


9. Octopods

The brainiest invertebrate of them all usually keeps others at eight arms' length. But when it's time to mate, they dedicate their lives to one partner. Well, sort of. Octopuses only live one or two years, so they spawn once and then die shortly after. But the Pacific striped octopus is an exception, with the ability to lay multiple clutches of eggs. Instead of mating once at a distance to avoid being eaten, these creatures mate face to face a number of times and even appear to kiss and handle each other's suckers. Get a room, you two!


10. Swans

We've already established that birds of a feather like to flock together, but the commitment of the male swan really stands out. In addition to helping their mates build nests, they're one of only two male birds in the Anatidae family that share egg incubation duties.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/55019/10-monogamous-animals-just-want-settle-down

This Dolapo is cute fa. I think the police leadership factor looks in when picking an officer for their various PR positions.

Eroslee:
I remember this like yesterday... I took most of the pictures that day..

Strangely, I believe you. Evening sir!

This sentence captures it perfectly "The sentence was based on a myriad of philosophical and anthropological considerations based on natural order, common sense, scientific reports and, of course, positive law"

I don't understand how anyone can rationalize putting a deek in another guy's poohole. If that's the last option on earth, I'd rather become an eunuch.

This event was a psychologically devastating one.

Didn't have the gut to watch the clip, never will. #RestOnALUU4

I feel no sympathy.

HumanistMike:
You are not a positive/optimistic human being. Please stop replying me.

You have dreams, that's cool but Nigeria is not that fantasy world. Arrive derci!

HumanistMike:
Unrealistic or not, that should be our target. Always better to aim high.

Our politicians, technocrats and even most Nigerians are not ready for that yet. We are still on the frivolity train calling ourselves Afonja, Igbo up and down, corruption, kidnappings, ritual killings, nepotism by these elites and other vices too numerous to mention. Let us wait another 200 years, maybe we'll achieve stable power first, then another 500years to attain a common sense driven civilization on our own and not inspired by neocolonialism.

HumanistMike:
Nothing higher than N1 is to generous.

N1 to 1$ is unrealistic. Nigeria doesn't have such capacity. A country still grappling with power issues can never reach that feat without being heavily industrialized and a prolific exporting nation. Not even China, the largest economy in Asia is on that level yet.

sisisioge:
Wow! I'm sure you will be fine...soon enough you would be absolutely sure of who the one is. I'm good to

Yeah yeah, hopefully. Will shoot you a mail in a bit.

HumanistMike:
What will it take to bring this number to N100?

Things have to improve drastically.

Peep my signature.

Hundred is too generous. They should reverse all their trashy policies and let that thing return to 166-200 of Jona era.

sisisioge:
Vaaaaaadoooo! I knew it! You would be hit one day one day by Cupid over achiever you! You got hit three times! Very much like you


Howdy?

Sisi you are not serious o . Cupid always win lol. Well, I took my time and I've been thinking lately, so sort of partially opened the door only for the mice to rush the cheese but when your feelings been dead for too long, you see everyone almost the same way and that's the p.

I've been good though, activated a necessary hiatus on NL. What up with you?

Na ME nao

Olamide used to be really tight, Skales was dope as a rapper, Vector is cool, Falz is actually nice when he's serious but none of them is touching that boy AKA from SA.

Adaumunocha:
Pray... I'm sure the one will be revealed

Thanks!

userplainly:
tas y its very good/wise to learn how to swim..... or at least float.... floating can keep u alive

You are absolutely right. I'll commence swimming lessons one of these days myself.

Drowning is an ugly way to go. Imagine seeing all the highlights of one's life within a few seconds. May they find peace in the world hereafter.

yvesboss:
Prov 14;12

There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

Be careful bro and involve God in all.

He shows you the way ahead

Thanks baba, not all that glitter is gold abi? Roger!


Funny Adaumunocha. Unrealistic.

Inspiring story. We don't know if effort was made at rehabilitating them by the government before their demise.

Was wondering how one could possibly reconcile this situation and pick the best of all three. I'm friends with these ladies and they are all awesome individuals whom I feel will make great future partners. Although, I'm not going out with anyone of them at the moment, the signs are pretty much evident that we're on the road to that Damascus and they are basically just waiting for me to make that move.

Is this the point where people usually say ''pray about it"?

South Africans are on another level of barbarity entirely.

Nope and i am dropping their sorry a$$ tomorrow anyways. *dancing gbetiti*