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100Cents: I like telling stories.

Don't mind me.

One said that my boys squatter residence is too small with 2 rooms and a parlor yet I am the owner.

Just weekend, I found out that her sisters husband who she squats with lives in a boys squatter residence too but they pay rent..

Oh, she expects me to be bill gates ? He he..

LOLLZZ.... Naija gals playin hard to get sinx 1705... After al d shakara, they end up regretin

MarshRiley: If you don't understand what I've just said,scroll up and read again,if you still don't,well....drop your phone and do something else

GBAM... #FACT......

mencade5: the advise becomes useless. Hence, we should stop advising him. Na only one time person dey die.

Leave am, the girl wey e dey kill himself for fit dey in love with another guy. Body go tell am when he go realise say na since he for don forget this lady.

#LOBATaN

MrCork: ...bro do u reliaze they only hav 12 light skin female in the whole of that Nigeria...and just 4 hear on nairaland? ...... what kinda country is that?

Lolzzzz... U must b kiddin.... M stil waitin 4 ur reasons

mencade5: my brother i greet you ooo. Hw today na? All of us are here to advise and help our brothers from becoming mugus or magas or slaves to ladies that in real sense are not up to their level.
My brother i don study many of these ladies with their wayoooo, that is why i no dey give them chance.
If ladies like make them cry blood for my front the thing no dey touch me for body. But as ba we we na, i believe only brothers fit help brothers. But some of our brothers dey fvck up. When them get chance to assist their fellow brothers them no go gree do am, na woman dem go dey help, after them help the woman finish, she no go ever look their face again again. Na that time the guys go come dey regret but it is too late.

In my life history, i have never seen a case where a man help a woman and she remembers him for this kind gesture. Some of them fit to do am ooo but it is very rare.

My brother make your enjoy your evening.
Thank you sir.

GBAM..... But bro, wats d use of an advice wen d person u r givin it to is doin lik a DICKHEAD.... Cos dis OP aint gona listen 2 any advice...

MrCork: ^^^ this r the kinda village girls that muss be avoided....they never obey and just too aggressive..i bet in ms range rover spot that she is dak skin!

MR CORK...... I will lik to knw y u dnt fancy dark skin girls.... Who knws, I might av a reason to breakup wit my GF

234GT: This is desperation o! LWKMD! I don't think the so called mariowhatever is as beautiful as Tiwa Savage self!

4 where..... Tiwa 2 much na.... D dude no knw him worth, na him mak am dey do lik dis... U meet person for real lif, she no gree. U decided to cum nairaland cum show ur STUPIDITY

Naija gals playin hard to get sinx 1705, n sum dude wil continue doin lik d OP...... Wat a waste of tym.... Dis MENCADE5 na my type of guy, no HOMO....

*shakes head*... No No No, I dnt want to remember dat day..... Wat a bad day it ws

iceberylin: couldnt even read your post!!!!

Bros... Na lie jhor...

LOOF...... I didn't cal u Fool ooo, the bros above me did.. I only said LOOF

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Dat na if he neva SAG already

lastchild: this is the person that write most sensible thing here, this is exactly what is happening, they sleep with me but don't see a bf in me

At dis junction, m confused.... Wat r u nt doin right.... Can u xplain d replies u gt wen u ask any of dem out.....

See as dis ladies wan derail dis thread wey get bright future..... Ha

The ppl b4 didn't reply to dis poo n u xpect me to reply... Lailai, am a true son of my father... M goin wit d crowd

The bro said he bleeps more dan ppl in a relationship, shey na olosho parol abi who him dey bleep.... If its nt olosho, it means he does nt av a gf bt av lots of sex mate.... N sexmates can open dere legs 4 u countless of tym bt dnt see a bf material in yo.... Wat m I missin

That awkward moment wen u return such amount, and al u get is a thank U n a recommendation letter... Woda Bleep

Elui2: pls aw do I create a new topic or post

Huh... Dnt tell me u r crious, bro

God sef knw say I no still understand wetin dem dey talk bout......

After al dis n she says NO... It clearly shows dat she is an OGBANJE.. Lobatan

Dis post is for matured minds... Am nt needed here, pls where is d way out

There is a guy called MRCORK here on nairaland, jus contact him. I believe he can do the job perfectly for you.... Dnt tank me, jus tank God..

Pls what is #CRUSH... Any kind person in d house

Lolzzz baby in-btw dem... Fahear, so u no knw say na dat baby in-btw style dey bad pass.... Ask anybody

Goddamnit.... Can sum1 b so kind enough to summarise dis lng write-up for me... Pls

emynez: With full confidence I can say dat " ONLY BROKE GUYs GET FRIENDZONED" Dats d simple truth, dr's no debating!....ok, 2 d gals, can u friendzone dangote's son? Eh? Talk true...and 4 d guys dat get dis "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" shit, broda its coz d kpali no de ur hand, dat same girl will witout hesitation, follow anada niga wif d bucks! U fit tel bill gates say u get bf? Lolz! Or na D'banj u wan tell say u de engaged? Shebi u wan friendzone Davido?...hehe! Its all abt d money bro! Get d bucks n view life 4rm a diff. Perspective! Jst check all diz guys lamentin abt friendzone, most are strugglin students livin wif dia parents! #Chasemoneynothoes

Guy, for dis talk wey u talk nw ehn. If no b say u don b big boi already, I for say mak u send me ur acct number mak I wire money enter.... Pure #Fact

Hw person go wake up, cum dey tink of hw to find trouble. U no even tink of anoda place, na nairaland u cum carry matter cum. Nairaland wey b say mouth wey full dere fit mak person commit suicide....

donglazy: Haha,unbeatable valdes so u still on NL..its being a while I last saw you on here..

Of cos, m on NL... I lik happening places... *low key tins

bablononi: dey there dey whine.officer

LOL... #Donglazy... U r BUSTED