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macricky: [color=#770077][/color] i tak God beg u no spol ma show if u no fit write rap abeg stop writing o beko

Mtcheeew

macricky: guy 2go 4 children like me

see this small boy o. You are obviosly sick in the head

Go to '2go music room'

odizzy: vicky abeg come n collect d pant u 4got in my house last week, na so d tin swt u reach? Come jor b4 i burn am

mtcheeeew

bunmioguns: abeg go nd take forty winks.....otondo

which one be ya own

Nice, i'll try this with vicky

Abeg, u try joor

ROTFLMAO!!

ROTFLMAO

~vicky~:
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a
brief conversation ensued,
Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ?
Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !
Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw,but y u come tie rope for waist ?
Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

vicky you don fall my hand

Lagusta: Guy wetin dey do u, ur joke is a COPY AND PASTE joke and u r still arguing!!!!

U can fry not only plank, but kerosine, petrol and engine oil, e dakun sun soun joor, k'e tun koshi loo pelu iranu..... Ode

exactly!

Ode!

Chiscomax: One saturay evening,rufus was coming back from the market with his basin of fufu on top of his head..as he passed through Ά̲̣̣̣̥ bush path,Ά̲̣̣̣̥ lion juumped out of the bush and started pursuing him..seun started running with the fufu on top of his head..he got tired of running and knelt down to pray..he said thus"o Lord,pls don't let this Lion eat me",when he opened his eyes,he saw the Lion also praying..he was astonished and asked the Lion"what are Y☺ΰ doing sir Lion".The lion replied "shut up!don't Y☺ΰ pray b4 Y☺ΰ eat?"..LOL

you think i dont know that you edited both the topic and the post?

Lyth: Easy dude, d OP here's guilty of plagiarism ...d point is wen u copy n paste, put d source_dnt make it seem lyk its ur brains behind wat u pasted. Kudos shld go 2 u 4 sharing it but let d original author get d glory.

NOTED

Xymc...:
Hahaha...mutuwata

(my death) Definitely

**enters thread and faints immediately**

hornipipe: Stop the copy and paste
www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html

it was not posted on nairaland (complete). You knew it and didn't share. Someone does it and you have the impetus to rant about, what insolence!

Someone is gunning for a ban. . .

Nice brain teaser. But i think the real pic is the guy reading while the girl is hugging him. And i can defend it

Ok. I Guess there are not many workers in this section

@op 9ice jokes

bunmioguns:

Bunmi, wetin be this

Truelly ironic. This is what i occassionally joke about with aspiring doctors. I tell them 'so you are hoping that there will still be sick people by the time you finish medical school huh' lols

No need to pray. My mom is a good cook.

Funny one dude

1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time he is thorough.
2. When you dont do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an id.i.ot. When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does it, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand you're being bull-headed, when your boss does it, that's initiative.
6. When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked.

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html

Nice and Rhyme-full

But Homer Simpson is a fictional character

booqee: shattaap my friend! , i'm married!

btw, i'm not grace or what dyu call d name.

shut down my friend, you mean that your topic 'i am getting married' was actually true?

HumbledbYGrace: not intersted in Nigerian man pls

you guys are confusing me here o, who is Booque and who is Grace, are you the same person? ? ?

booqee: abegi make una two move to romance or sexuality section o jere.

ehn ehn @op. Na d topic o, but if i see say the thread don dey enter 3pages and above, i no dey comment..i no know why.

hahaha funny Booque give it a rest. *whispers* or you want make i hook you up with sombody? Hehehe. Jst asking