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Mynd_44: That's easy, put the console on the pic and hold okay. Some options will appear and choose appropriately

i actually used to do that to download pics some few weeks back but now consol skips picture and besides, picture now appears below the *quote*report*like* options.

dejustice: A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.' Akpors stood up and said 'we must find and stop her!'
_Akpors; why are all these people running? Man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup. Akpors: if only the winner will get the cup,why are others running?
_Akpors told his servant: go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Akpors: so what, take an umbrella and go!
_Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.
Akpors: why did you have to come so far, instead u could have posted it.
_Akpors at an Art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: i beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
_Akpors was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?
Akpors: i'm writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
_Flash news:A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD in Umukoro. Akpors and his townsmen have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more. L.O.L.Z

let me die before you bury me. Which kind C & P be this. I am auditioning for my season 2 of ' The Adventures Of Akpors' and here you are stealing my self created brand. I demand an official apology after which i will decide on what to do.

Na that night i go disobey gravity sleep for ceiling!i

Na that night i go disobey gravity sleep for ceiling!

Mynd_44: I am also browsing from a Nokia phone na. What browser maybe I can help you out

ok its, operamini

Mynd_44: It depends on what you are browsing with. I still download from NL

i am using A nokia phone. Asha to be precise

~vicky~:
so bcus of their orrgassms last for 40 mins u chose pig..u be real mumu

everyone is entitled to his opinion. Eeeediot

odizzy: hahahaha guy u no go kill me o, vry dirty boi, lolz. Tufiakwa u too like bad tin

believe me bro, its worth it!!!

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Nice. Damn. Wish i could download this. Sh!t why are the pics in Nairaland undownloadable all of a sudden *moves to complaints thread*

A pig.
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Ps: i hear their orgasms last 40 minvtes or so!

ATMC: r u ok

if he was ok he wouldn't have posted that so-called riddle and sure can't answer you

bin gbagbo: Ramatu was in primary six then, when the teacher Mr Goode was teaching about "pairs".
the teacher mr Goode defined a pair as two similar things used together.
After the teacher asked the class to give examples;
Akpan:sah, a pair of shoes
Teacher:Good, yees Akpors,
Akpos:sah, a pair of scissors
Teacher:Good, yees Ramatu. .
Ramatu: sah, a pair of okada!!

The class burst out in lafta, and Ramatu quit school that day. . .

meanwhile Egbele's hand was up in the back so teacher called him. ..

Egbele:Teacha!, a pair of brreasts!!!









mr Goode fainted!!!!

wetin again, no be you talk say akpors dön die?

alaric saltzman: una try

which one of these is the president of Nigeria?

1. Mr. Atiku Abubakar
2. Mr. Olusegun Obasanjo
3. Mrs. Goodluck Jonathan
4. Gen. Mohammed Buhari
5. None of the above

e be like say that vampire diaries dey do you öne kind, abi vampire bite you.

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I bote por garride!!!

sleakid: Word

warming up

walexydon: simple! he gets dates from the calendar 2 eat, drinks water from the bed(water bed) and use the keys from the piano 2 get out

1. Correct
2.wrong
3. Correct

A man is in a room and the door is locked so he can't get out. He has with him a piano, a calender and a bed. How does he eat, drink and get out??

dlex21: A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums,
Now how can that be?

he doesn't have eyes, so he can't see

*Shouting* its bunmi

juman: Just because nigeria is "one" country today does not mean that the useless nation will not break in future. By God's name.

just because you are on NL doesn't mean you are not a phsychiatric patient

Tascocent: just because u are funny doesn't meaning u are nt a foool.

just because you commented doesn't mean you are human(enjoy yourself before you are caught and returned to the zoo)

The post hidden was of that of a nuisanse. Not mine sha. . . .

I see no diff

Seriously its disturbing, one could even manage with the audio but upon seeing the video you'll know we are headed to a music-porn era.

I dont just find it to be true but also funny. Lols

Even in Gombe sef

Very very very true. What a brainy analysis and comparison truely applicable to the duo-entities in question!!

sutoboy: Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Becoz 90% boys are right handed .. Lol #badtguy#

wot of the v's

Cool , can i join??

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