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Ours is almost the same with the supply of garri nyafu-nyafu.
FYI . I reserve the right to remain unbanned since i said 'supply' not 'price' which to the best of my knowledge is'nt prohibited. Ryt?? **chuckles nervously**

PretiEbony: i guess its a mental disorder.....mtschew!

lets analyze this statement,
1.you say he is mentally disorganized- accepted.
2. You are trying to communicate with him.( who toks 2 a mad man)
3. Since according to you he is mad, and u are still toking to him. That leaves me with one obvious conclusion. I am referring you to Bin Gbagbo's Memorial Phsychiatrict Hospital as an EMERGENCY CASE. I rest my case.

This is by far my poorest topic. What da 4ck?!

booqee: Joblessness redefined!
Newbies association my nyansh!

Btw, presido of newbies, why dint u post names of ur exco's. I know dopejemi go be vp.

How is married life?

Funny yoke

@op. WHY WAS MY NAME NOT INCLUDED? **gosh after all this practice??!**

Acidosis: ^ ^ ^ lmao

forget all that punch bag and training babe, na shakara, as in initial gra-gra. .

The truth be say, i no fit fight you, . .cos if I box u finish, na me go still carry u go gbagbo hospital. . One lady sent me N400 airtime &
she shared a testimony d
following day, another sent me
N750 airtime and a man
proposed 2 her dat week. Just last
week, one man sent me N1,500
airtime & 2day he has gotten
American visa & a job with an oil
firm. U may be d nxt 2 share ur
testimony cos ur testimonies
Await u..Plz inbox urs now cos
MIRACLES STILL HAPPENS
remember MTN card only.
I dey wait ooo!

where the number na?

Now thats creativity

Chanchit: Rubbish... So its a good thing to be banned..? Though i've been banned like once or twice.

If u open ur NL account and see a msg that you should go and check ur mail, it means a NLder wants to seek ur permission to send you a msg, or if u open ur acct to see that you have a new follower, then you r making sense..

correct!

My phone is more important than any grown sperm-egg mixture. And how does this affect the price of. . . . . . .?

FYI. ASUU is already on strike.

Lols. D last one really got me laughing!

^^^ i Am finkin its 24. Is dat ryt ?

Tinkybabe: Have you got a problem with that?

Nope, why do ppl like taking the offensive side of a comment

dopeJemi: valiant, bein a newbie doesnt mean i'm daft, u actin lyk u were neva a newbie, mk we drop NL nw, 4 oda sites u go be nwebie 4 were my boy 2 my boy boy boy dey

kini big deal ni? I wasn't trying to be sarcastic at all.

hakunajay: I don go meet babalawo already na, him say make i go bring fowl teeth and ant ear... So na im i dey find since ooo...

ROTFLMAO

Tinkybabe: I won't bother attempting any of the riddles..the shame of getting 2/5 on naturalwaves' is enough

Please, stop trying to be a perfectsionist

^^I fink a 'HOW TO MAKE USE OF NAIRALAND' manual would be most helpful to some newbies.
@op. Ee funny but na remix of another joke abi *winks*

~vicky~:
ALL OF THE ABOVE

but is this a joke

not a joke dearie, **(whispers) just looking for tips on how to economise my 15MB**

Is it . . . . .
1. The nature/name of the topic.
2. Number of views
3. Number of posts.
And state your reasons.
As for me its 'the number of posts' BECAUSE if people comment on a topic it means its interesting!!.
Lets hear yours . . . .

Seriously dude, my advice to novices is try and visit the jokes archive before posting yours, this joke has been posted here several times before, it is no longer funny to us. GoT IT?
Lastly, neva explain a joke.

1. 888+88+8+8+8= 1000. Cracking no.2. . . , . . . .

CrazyMan: Maybe one of these days, I would write a movie script on the joke section.

I'm sure people would love it.

yeah, if you do that you would be able to get corrections that would improve your work!

Height of joblessness, u copying and pasting this joke

Big deal, i've seen it live!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

PretiEbony: Nice one

oruchechuks: bring on season 2 sharp shar!

Lagusta: Now this is one of the best stories I hav ever seen!!!! Me likey, abeg mak season 2 no tey like merlin season 6......

Reyginus: Valiant Valiant you too much.I followed like tweeter.

Damoty: Season 2 go bad gan ooo, I trust akpors he go break D̶̲̥̅̊ prison

Thank you all, Akpors won't let you down. One love.

First of all to all those who have been following 'The Adventures Akpors' and have been anticipating the release of Episodes 9 and 10, please,bikò,ejó, don Allah accept my heart felt apology. It really wasn't my fault it was Nepa oo just like in 'With Love From Nepa' for those of you who have read it lols. Anyway...
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The Adventures of Akpors.
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EPISODE 9
After much delay, Akpors' case was finally heard and sadly enough Akpors was sentenced to 3 years imprisonment with hard labour for child abuse. Anyhow sha, Akpors got into prison and soon started getting used to prison life but he missed home, his friends and his girlfriend. Now Akpors was fond of getting into bad company and this case was no difference. His cell mate by name Twale started putting ideas of prison break into Akpors' head constantly with his obsession of Micheal Scofield. Akpors soon consented. . . . . .
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EPISODE 10
Soon Akpors, Twale and other inmates got together and carefuly planned on how to stage a successful prison break. This was their strategy, unlike in Micheal Scofield's case there were no tunnels in this prison except for soak-away lines which was not an option. Their only option was that unlike fox river prison, there was only one way out of this prison, and it was constantly guarded at night. So Akpors and Twale suggested they would all grab anything big, huge and long and attack the prison guards unawares at night when they were asleep. The d-day came with the huge task ahead, so as they all matched to the guarded gate ready to beat living daylight out of the guards, they were stunned by what they saw. The gate was completely deserted with no guards present, so since the guards were not there and their original plan could not be done as anticipated. They decided to go back to their cells till the day that the guards were present.

THE END OF
THE ADVENTURES OF AKPORS. SEASON 1.

Executive producer
Valiantvaliant
Producer
Valiantvaliant
Camera man
Larride
Custume/makeup
Pretty Ebony
CAST
Akpors- Valiantvaliant
Akpors' wife-Ruqaya
Akpors' girlfriend- Vicky
Twale- Oruche chuks
Police commissioner-Lagusta
Akpan- EmmaEsty's son
Other prison inmates
Birma5.

Oouch, don't blame me abeg. Nepa refused to give us light and i didn't have charge.

Tinkybabe: After much pondering,I came up with this
Lets assume the switches are 1,2,3
leave 2 switches ;2 and 3 'on' and 1 'off' for about a min.
Switch 2 'off' ,leaving only 3 'on' and go into the room.if the bulb lights up,then 3 is the controller, if not..feel the bulb,if it's warm then it's 2 ...if it's cold then it's 1.

Tell me I'm right.(swallows 2paracetamol tablets)

LOLS. Make i sleep now. Me go crack brain tommorrow

naturalwaves: @Tinkybaby and Valiantvaliant,since U both av turned it into maths teaser,here is my own. Ow can U combine four (8s) and 1 i.e 8 8 8 8 1 to give u 100 using only one maths symbol?

if at the end it turns out to be a trick eh, hmmm let me just try it

Tinkybabe: Well by dividing your chosen no by itself ,you've eliminated the chosen no .so in essence ,ALL you're saying
2x3=6; 6+4=10; 10x6=60; 60+4=64
root of 64 is 8 anyday so there's no choose a no saga in the real sense

And this is called TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME

You are good ma'am. I really like rubbing minds with people of your caliber.

PretiEbony: Lol

thanks darling

oruchechuks: nice one. Just prays akpors doesn't go to jail

watchout 4 THAT 2NYT

speeder: Hello damsel, i know u tried ur best. But it isn't good enough. More grease to ur elbow though

shut up. @op, it really got me laughing jare..LOLS