₦airaland Forum

'He locked all the doors'-ACCEPTED,but what of the one he got out through?

DELE: my guy, how far?
EMEKA: wetin dey hapen?
DELE: why you just dey call me now?
EMEKA: you buy me credit?
DELE: dis one wey u call so, u wan show?
EMEKA:where you dey?
DELE: you sabi pius' place?
EMEKA: make we block there?
DELE: u wan make we block for another place?
EMEKA: you get pay?
DELE: wetin u wan take money do?
EMEKA: we no suppose to drink?
DELE: na me born you?
EMEKA: no be you be my chairman?
DELE: abi craze dey log onto u? Na my pay u go use maintain?
EMEKA: before nko?
DELE: u serious, abi u dey play?
EMEKA: bros,wetin u think?
DELE:so u know really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
EMEKA:bros, which ones na? Na change for beer dey cause diz kind yarn?
DELE:before nko?.... . . .

^^^I did every step and it still displays the error message. It doznt restart i always have to switch it off through the switch, Guess i have to get a technician. Thanks by the way

^^^

.....ATBU here i come....

Jamb has some explaining to do. How can our students excell in an international exam(WAEC) and stumble in a national exam(JAMB). Meanwhile lets see what NECO have to say...

Grandpa and grandma were sitting in the parlour watching TB Joshua, the sick ones were asked to reach one hand toward the t.v and the other touching the affected part of their body. Grandma touched her shoulder while grandpa touched his *****. Grandma nw said ' dear, the idea is to heal the sick, and not to raise the dead!!

Obj and Iyabo were sitting in the parlour watching TB Joshua, the sick ones were asked to reach one hand toward the t.v and the other touching the affected part of their body. Iyabo touched her shoulder while Obj touched his *****. Iyabo nw said ' Baba, the idea is to heal the sick oo and not to raise the dead!!

Avoid long chats with him.

Guy, u try

Y must you take the name of our Lord and joke with it. This is more than ' thou shall not call the name of the Lord thy God in vain'. May the Lord forgive u.

Obj and Soludo went for a meeting with Queen Elizabeth in London, as usual Obj was wearing his big agbAda and Soludo was in his co-operate suit. During the meeting, they were served food with synthetic diamomd plated spoons which is unavailable in 9ja. Both Obj and Soludo wantd 2 take it home but were to shy to ask. So Obj swooped his into his giant AgBAda pocket witout anyone noticing, wel except soludo. Soludo cudn't cuz he was wearing suit so he decided 2 play a trick. He said ' Your highness, i wud lyk to show u a little Nigerian trick, c dis diamond spoon here, i wil put it in my pocket and it will appear in Obj's pocket' with dat he put it in his pocket and went to Obj's pocket and removed the one there. Everyone was impressed except Obj.

I am in serious need of help concerning this 'DrWatson Postmortem Debugger' error report that keeps appearing saying ' DrWatson Postmortem Debugger has encountered a problem and needs to close' . It just keeps appearing on and on, i cant get rid of it and as a result i cant do anything with my computer. Please anyone that can help me with this will be deeply appreciated. Thanks in anticipation

kinkie: Haha! I really love dis! :*

na wa for u oh! So dats d first thing dat came to ur mind?? Ashewo man!

Be truthful, you've neva experienced it, because u are suffering from no.10 Cacophobia. And you dont want to insult me again.

No.25. Kissing is unhygenic!!?

Waiting for more

Funny one

He means blonde.
@op please go to school.

utch: They will land on the sun the day it refuses to shine upon your village!!!

you'll surely be on that mission

Mars mars mars, when will they try landing on the sun. I believe there are signs of life there.

ITbomb: What exactly are your intentions. Son

out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.father

^^^ I'll make do with that. Thanks sir.

pearl~hapi:
hmmmmm!if its on that aspect•they are women who can do it.y do they put on braz

i said to remove shirt and singlet, meaning yours is shirt and b.ra. If u can do that lets arrange where to meet

Lagusta: ^^^ sorry boss, e no easy to renew BIS, hop u dey take care of booqee, bigvajinah nd co for me

yes i hav o. But as a faithful servant i dey wait for ma compensation.!!!

I can remove my shirt and singlet in public. Women can you?

Got me giggling. Not laughing

Lagusta: Na d 2000 note me like....... Dat 20 note no mak sense

welcome back oo! Na where you go sef?

The latest rumour in town is that of this number '0800226655' calling people to kill them instantly. They say it is done by ritualists to kill people so dont accept any call from it from 21st July to 17th August. It is a rumour oo. If you say i am just striking fear into peoples' hearts, then would you like to find out? If so be my guest. FYI this is 'etc' as it says 'jokes, etc'.

Endorsed by the Central Bank of N.....

Nice jokes man. Keep 'em coming!!!

This is not the first time that its happening. And its as a result of jobless Ppl that prey on ignorant Nigerians. Cuz
1. How will Mtn know that you have sent the message, afterall it is just like a regular message without any code inside
2. So if you believe it, do u think that Mtn will go searching into the text messages of its over 40,000,000 subscribers just to check who sent and reward them??. I mean the whole thing is so ridiculous.