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PoliticsRe: Governor Makinde Runs Half Marathon With Daughter In US (Photos) by Vallyview: 3:38pm On Nov 14, 2022
sonature1:
Governor Seyi Makinde is probably the most handsome governor in this administration.
Wait stil u see udom of akwa ibom
CrimeRe: Is It Normal For Police To Enter A Street & Arrest People Without Offense? by Vallyview: 2:05pm On Nov 12, 2022
Ustec:
It's normal in Nigeria.

It is normal in the south because the people over there are not normal and irrational beings.

It's not normal in the north because the people over there are normal people that behave rational.
You mean like banditry and boko haram?
HealthRe: What's The Best Insecticide For Lagosian Mosquitoes? by Vallyview: 2:52am On Nov 07, 2022
BigBenoski:
Netshuhare u kidn me 4 real??mosquitoes down in rivers have a way of lifting d nets 2 gain entrance. D weak ones drop 2 d floor,crawl around d nets til de c an opening, and please dnt go thinking going 2 bed on jeans will save u o cos they have hypodermic syringes 4 proposcis. We understood how hopeless it was when as a corper,we discovered these vampires could penetrate d yellow part of doz ajuwaya boots. If u r in rivers,treat d mosquitoes lik d terrorists they are.b4 u go 2 bed tek 2hrs 2 hunt dem down physically, dnt just knock dem down,crush them cos de dnt die easily. B4 i 4get,dnt even tink abt insecticides, makes dem HIGH and ANGRY and trust me people,u dont wana c dem angry!
You made me laff like mumu.
HealthRe: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by Vallyview: 1:59am On Nov 07, 2022
This story really touch me,u are a legend,you deserve and award of GCON,may god bles u.
CrimeRe: Day Old Baby Found In A Dustbin In Lagos (Photo) by Vallyview: 10:33am On Sep 30, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


If it is a girl child kindly take her to the nearest orphanage home.. •••send pm icould help financially•••

But

If it is a boy child kindly pass in peace kos the mum did what's best ... that gender need to be exterminated from this earth of ours
You are a very useless and brainless idiot.
AgricultureRe: Agric Grant For Farmers by Vallyview: 5:40am On Sep 29, 2022
easypee:
bukoju
Kaybee20
ndbros4justice
kampacino
Chidex93


Please check your e-mails. Grant application procedure has been sent to you all.

Please endeavor to follow their social media platforms (links are on the e-mail) and keep up to date with changes and happenings. Last weekend they visited Anambra State for sensitisation programs and government representatives graced the occasion. It's been an ongoing process to all states to ensure rural farmers are not left out, and the 1 Million registered farmers target is met quickly for 1st disbursement to take off by the end of this year 2022. Please get prepared.

Good luck.
vallyview5050@gmail.com
AgricultureRe: Diary Of A Pig Farmer by Vallyview: 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2022
Am a pig small scale farmer here in uyo,i must say,pig farming is not a get rich quick busines as it takes a year or more to start enjoying.
RomanceRe: Young Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Boyfriend Of 5 Years Dumped Her (Video) by Vallyview: 1:26pm On Jul 27, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked





Lol


cheer up girl, that's how most of them are, reason I made dildos my companion and that shit have saved me from so many nonsense from men.
MadamVanessa:
shocked





Lol


cheer up girl, that's how most of them are, reason I made dildos my companion and that shit have saved me from so many nonsense from men.
MadamVanessa:
shocked





Lol


cheer up girl, that's how most of them are, reason I made dildos my companion and that shit have saved me from so many nonsense from men.
U really typed this? Continue.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: I’ve Never Received Any Pension Since I Left Office 8 Years Ago by Vallyview: 3:18pm On Jul 25, 2022
sing with me... Obi for meee obi for youuu obi for everybody obi for all.
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Beauty, BBNaija Season 7 Housemate by Vallyview: 10:50pm On Jul 24, 2022
taylor88:
All these ones no concern me



My own problem be say fvck dey hungry me
grin
taylor88:
All these ones no concern me



My own problem be say fvck dey hungry me
BusinessRe: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by Vallyview: 11:05am On Jul 24, 2022
If i nack u my tori,u will sharpaly burn dat atm.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Best Four Hotel In Akwa Ibom State by Vallyview: 9:53am On Jul 23, 2022
First of all ibom icon is not in uyo but uruan,secondly remove migaty from that list.
CrimeRe: How Do I Track Or Destroy My Stollen Iphone? by Vallyview: 9:48am On Jul 23, 2022
First to comment... guy meet police... Gurus in d house over to u,mods do d needful sharpaly.
PoliticsRe: Benue Community Set To Hold Birthday Party For Mr Peter Obi(photos) by Vallyview: 11:37pm On Jul 19, 2022
Finally i have joined peter obi's movement,may our labour never be in vain... What are u waiting for?
CelebritiesRe: Runtown's Son, Zamar, Injured In The Eye (Photos) by Vallyview: 11:28pm On Jul 19, 2022
How is this news? Or abi make we fry beans ni ?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Rally: Sunday Igboho, Others Storm Osogbo, Defy Police Order by Vallyview: 4:09pm On May 15, 2021
EducationRe: Do You Know That This Sentence Contains All The English Alphabet? by Vallyview: 7:55am On May 13, 2021
Earlystar698:
This is a big lie,now where is letter H and W?
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. Read full alphabets..
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Rachel Bakam's Burial by Vallyview: 3:46pm On Apr 25, 2021
[quote aauthor=Kestolove post=101106801]one babymama gone, May we die not as a babymama but as a legally married woman.[/quote]You have the gods to open that your pugnatious bucal cavity and vitiparate a pleatora of disgusting verbal vernoms,u are very stupid.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce To Buy First Lucid Electric Car (Photos) by Vallyview: 7:01pm On Apr 10, 2021
Hope the wil build electric trucks because thats where the real carbon comes from.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses Job Opportunity Due To Her Response To HR's Phonecall by Vallyview: 7:53pm On Apr 03, 2021
soundOsonic:
The HR for make am sweet by texting "aunty you don lose your employment be that, you no wan say hello ba, at least help me tell your village people hello no vex"
I can not fit to laugh... In okon lagos voice iyam mmi!
Crime#end Sars... Which Nigerian Youth Do You Think Is Qualify To Be President? by Vallyview(op): 12:42pm On Apr 02, 2021
Am really curious now,we all need a vibrant youth to be our next president come 2023 but the question is who do you think we should vote that will turn our dear country to dubai? If u ask me,i go with our federal house member from akwa ibom Hon Onofiok Luke,disclaimer... The young man didn't ask me to choose him o! Its just a personal choice,lets have your opinion.
Forum GamesRe: Fun thread: Ladies, Choose Your Poison. by Vallyview: 12:14am On Mar 28, 2021
why cant this ladies say the truth for once,you all went for no.6 on nairaland but in real life you'll gladly choose no.10 the yahoo boyz ;Dwhy cant this ladies say the truth for once,you all went for no.6 on nairaland but in real life you'll gladly choose no.10 the yahoo boyz
AgricultureRead This And Thank Me Later by Vallyview(op): 5:37pm On Mar 21, 2021
Am going to make this post very short and brief, do you know that you can make so much money investing in palm oil ? Most especially if you are living in the north and west ,am actually a palm oil dealer in akwa ibom and am looking for serious buyers from the north and west,as at when am typing this post,palm oil in my area goes for #10500 via 25 litres ....i don't have much to say but if you live in lagos or abuja,walk down to the local market and ask how much palm oil goes for via 25litres yellow rubber.-note ,you will need empty rubber and logistics.reach me on 08029767704 god bless our hussle one love.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Chinyere Builds 18 Free Estates For The Poor In Rivers State (Photos) by Vallyview: 2:49pm On Mar 21, 2021
Kriss216:
Apostle Chinyere has done more good to Nigerians than Buhari and APC.




God bless OPM!
May GOD almighty bless this man of GOD
AgricultureRe: Buy Palm Oil At Cheaper Price Now And Sell Later by Vallyview: 5:41am On Mar 21, 2021
JeAgro477:
As you all know we are in the season of palm oil it's very cheap now you can get 6 liters at the rate of 2800 naira in many places if you are an investor that's interested in buying now and selling later I can put you through my wife is into palm oil production clean one not the one that is done anyhow or if you know a place where the price is higher than the one I mentioned above you can be buying from my wife and selling there .
Am from akwa ibom and that is my business,i can supply as much as you want for 10500 via that yellow 25 litre,contact me on 08029767704
CrimeRe: Man Calls His Dogs On Electricity Officials Disconnecting His Light In Owerri by Vallyview: 9:34am On Mar 17, 2021
Spending123:
When God said "let there be light " I wondered what our Nigerian nepa people were thinking. Let the dog bite them joor for disobeying the Lord's commandment.
gbam
PoliticsRe: ESN Member Constructs Fighther Jet In Enugu - VIDEO, PICTURES by Vallyview: 9:54am On Mar 14, 2021
Simplyleo:
Typical of ipobs.

The clown said he doesn't have money and sponsor to buy the remote and sensor. So who should sponsor you? Buhari or Tinubu.

Now that you have built a fighter jet, can lamidi cownu start coming so he use the jet to go bomb Buhari?

Ipobs are illiterates.
When shall i ever stop seeing comments like this? why cant we stop this hate and focus on the common ernemy which is coruption by our brainless leaders.
HealthRe: Serious Blood In My Stool, Please Help by Vallyview: 4:36pm On Mar 11, 2021
post=99763132:
This is called hemorrhoid or Rectal bleeding.
It is definitely not peculiar to you alone.
To start with,
Drink more water,
eat more fruits and fiber, and avoid straining while in the rest room.
You can also Soak your anal area in plain warm water for 10 to 15 minutes two to three times a day.
You can also get some over-the-counter hemorrhoid creams at the pharmacy/chemist around you.

And most importantly
Go and see a Doctor,
They will usually give you suppository containing hydrocortisone.
This is very very important.
All the very best from us to you.
the best advise sofar
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Shun FCT Open Grazing Ban, Obstruct Traffic by Vallyview: 4:29pm On Mar 11, 2021
ATTENTION PLS ! if u ever made this coment sai buhari in 2015 may i pls see your hands up.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 29 Yahoo Boys In Awka (Photos) by Vallyview: 4:06pm On Mar 11, 2021
God punish these useless ritualist., but wait a minute,when wil we hear stories like efcc arrest tinubu,amechi and their likes? Mumu country.

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