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Christianity EtcRe: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by vanstanzy(m): 7:44pm On Jul 17, 2012
cutekonkolo: I hope this man is not turning himself into a prophet of doom
U bet he is.
Christianity EtcRe: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by vanstanzy(m): 6:25pm On Jul 17, 2012
andyanders: Since you call Prophet T.B Joshua, Prophet of Doom, you will be doomed and be involved in one of the accidents, Idi-ot like you.
BACK TO SENDER!!! What kind of a VERY HATEFUL BEAST ARE U?
Christianity EtcRe: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by vanstanzy(m): 6:09pm On Jul 17, 2012
Okija_juju: From now on, please insist on seeing the flight manifest before take-off.. If politicians full the plane, deboard and take Chisco. Better safe than sorry
Na wa o! E come be now when my company transfer me go benin, and dem go book flight for me. Cant this prophet of DOOM take his DOOMSDAY MESSAGE elsewhere? Well, i go check passengers manifest like u advice before i fly. wink wink winkI have an idea, i'll form PTEROMERHANOPHOBIC grin grin grin grin grin grin(na wa o, this word ehn! Dont worry my fingers are still intact) when the time reach for flight, instead i go collect the cash enter Ife-sina-chi or Chisco transport. Chei, this TBJ don spoil show.
HOLY GHOST FIRE!!! This prophecy shall not come to pass, Amen.
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Won With A Wider Margin – Oshiomhole by vanstanzy(m): 3:08pm On Jul 17, 2012
veraponpo: @Okija Juju.

I am not surprised at your comment. U have already called yourself juju. Never in your life mention Yoruba like that, any way you belong tp a tribe that borrow from others. Who talks more than the Ibos who:
(1) Has no leader- all of them want to be number 1- Ochendo 1, Omalicha 1, blalala 1;
(2) All of them talk before they think- Ojukwu started a war he could not finish, wasted lives and ran away;
(3) All of them are group of criminals and robbers-Nzeribe, to Okadigbo, Payus Ayim, etc.

Set of idiots. Pls if you want respect for your tribe pls learn how to respect others.

Bunch of strangers.
YORUBAS' always so quick to turn every single thread into"TRIBAL WAR". Wetin bring tribalism into this topic now?Well, unfortunately for us (Igbos' and other tribes), we've got to live with ur lot. Don't bother commenting on my post though, i won't discuss any further on Tribalism, reasons, DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE.
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Won With A Wider Margin – Oshiomhole by vanstanzy(m): 2:58pm On Jul 17, 2012
supereagle: BARELY 24 hours after he was declared winner of the Saturday governorship poll, Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, said he would have won with a wider margin. The governor said this on Monday after a dramatic appearance at the Presidential Villa.

Oshiomhole arrived at the Council Chambers while the swearing-in of the new Chief Justice of Nigeria, Aloma Mukhtar, was rounding off and stood at the entrance where attendees at the inauguration of Mukhtar congratulated the re-elected Edo governor for his victory at the poll.

Dignitaries, including minister and chieftains of the Peoples Democratic Party whose candidate was defeated in the election, took turns to shake hands with Oshiomhole.

The Edo governor followed then President Goodluck Jonathan back to his office. He entered the President’s office at 11.30 am and came out 30 minutes after.

The details of the governor’s meeting with the President were not made known to journalists.

While briefing journalists after his closed door session with the President on Monday, Oshiomhole boasted that but for the initial hiccups recorded in the early stage of the Saturday election, he would have won with a wider margin.

“The number could have been higher than that if materials had arrived at 8am…but for the fact that people had strong passion, strong commitment to vote for me, when they waited for four hours they would have gone home

The former labour leader commended President Jonathan on his stance on free and fair elections.

He said the Edo case was a proof that the nation was capable of organising credible elections.

He said, “For me, what the Edo election has confirmed is that when the President and Commander-in-Chief puts the country first and foremost conducts himself as a statesman and not just a party leader, credible elections are possible.

“People were apprehensive that the Nigerian Army could be misused. But of course I told them I didn’t think they were right because the President gave a clear directive that the votes must count. He warned that there would be no rigging, no manipulation, no ballot snatching and orders were given to the army to ensure none of those things happened and the Army carried out the order.”

The governor faulted the arguments by some people that he was hasty in criticising the conduct of the election before he was later declared winner, saying, “the fact that you got home safely does not mean you should not investigate an accident scene.”

He said he had to cry out on time because he heard before the election that some leaders of an unnamed opposition party agreed that they would work on some officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission to delay the supply of electoral materials to areas known as his stronghold.

The plan, according to him, was to frustrate those who might want to vote for him and force them to return home after waiting in the queue for hours.

He said, “When you see things like this happening, one should not keep quiet until after one’s death; then a professor of anatomy will go and establish the possible causes of death?

“If you have been a victim of election rigging, you will know that it doesn’t make sense to see people rigging you out and you keep quiet because you do not want to raise the alarm.

“In every battle, you take pre-emptive steps because it can make all the difference. Medicine after death doesn’t make sense except to foolish people and I am not a foolish man.”

Oshiomhole had on Sunday, moments after he was declared winner by the Independent National Electoral Commission, heaped praises on Jonathan whom he described as a “statesman and man of honour” for keeping to his words to allow peaceful election in Edo.

He polled a total of 477,478 votes as against the PDP’s Maj.-Gen.Charles Airhiavbere’s 144, 325 votes.

Airhiavbere meanwhile on Monday said he would not congratulate Oshiomhole because the governor had faulted the election process before he was declared winner.

He said, “I won’t fully comment on the election because the acclaimed winner had earlier in the day condemned the electoral system, he condemned the chairman of INEC for the process that has not ended.

“That process at the end of the day declared him the winner. I will observe in the next few days before I make my comment. It could have been easy to congratulate him but he also had pre-empted the system that brought him.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/i-would-have-won-with-a-wider-margin-oshiomhole/
Ah! common Osho baba leave it alone, you have already won and thats all that matters, even if its only by a vote. I dont really see any point further blowing ur trumpet. CONGRATS MAN! You deserve what you got.
Why the hell does the pdp flagbearer keep calling his governor "ACCLAIMED WINNER"? This guy must be HIGH ON MILITARY PUSH-UPS or something.
Christianity EtcRe: Many 2go Users To Die Today-tb Joshua by vanstanzy(m): 7:47am On Jul 17, 2012
This topic should have featured in the "JOKES" section, cos its a GREAT BIG JOKE. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin INCASE WE DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY, JUST AS NEW ONES ARE BORN EVERYDAY.
PoliticsRe: Jubilant Benin Residents Celebrate Oshiomhole's Victory In Heavy Rain by vanstanzy(m): 6:59pm On Jul 16, 2012
Alfoasegh: No wonder your heart is always being broken by those yahoo-yahoo lovers of yours... Edo State is the Hearbeat of Nigeria, pls google that fact for details!
When Edo pple sneeze, the Nigerian nation catches cold!
Ha!Ha!! F.U.N.N.Y. Your last quote is FYM, mehn! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jubilant Benin Residents Celebrate Oshiomhole's Victory In Heavy Rain by vanstanzy(m): 6:24pm On Jul 16, 2012
Ekans: Congrats osho baba,2 very endowed okpekesis to you.
Abeg forward those Okpekesis come my way too o. grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why I Won't Congratulate Oshiomhole - Airhivbere by vanstanzy(m): 9:43am On Jul 16, 2012
berem: Even if the election is repeated over and over again, adams will surely win. So I advise the general to go and retire peacefully enjoying his pension or taking care of his grandkids if he has any.
GBAM!
PoliticsRe: Why I Won't Congratulate Oshiomhole - Airhivbere by vanstanzy(m): 9:42am On Jul 16, 2012
vemmawealth: After several hours of silence, the Edo State governorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Major General Charles Airhiavbere (rtd) on Sunday said he would not congratulate Governor Adams Oshiomhole of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) on his re-election.

Airhiavbere who polled 144,235 votes said Oshiomhole had earlier faulted the electoral process before his declaration by the same body on Sunday.

In a chat with journalists on Sunday night at his Benin residence, Airhiavbere who thanked the people for their support during the election said it could have been easy for him to congratulate Oshiomhole but that Oshiomhole pre-empted the system that brought him.

He said, “I won’t fully comment on the election because the acclaimed winner had earlier in the day about 1pm condemned the electoral system. He condemned the chairman of INEC for the process that has not ended”.

“That process at the end of the day declared him the winner. I will observe in the next few days before I make my comment.

“The election of yesterday (Saturday) has come and gone. I want to seize this opportunity to thank all the people of Edo State for coming out en masse to make yesterday’s exercise the most peaceful election ever experienced in Edo State. I also want to thank them for keeping faith with me. I want to seize this opportunity to PDP faithful for coming to support me.” Airhiavbere stated

http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/why-i-wont-congratulate-oshiomhole-airhiavbere/
SORE LOOSER! grin grin grin grin. I even hear PDP plans not to challenge the election outcome in court. Me knows these guyz are a bunch of LIARS! they'll challenge it, just wait and see.
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by vanstanzy(m): 7:32am On Jul 16, 2012
Chibuzo-Ikenna:
Go hug NEPA Transformer na
Well, i only got four words 4 ya, and i'll say it like this, pay strict attention cos i'll say it only once. EAT SHI/T AND DIE! grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Let's Praise Gej by vanstanzy(m): 7:50pm On Jul 15, 2012
@Billyonaire
i see u've met bluetooth, he likes to blindly pick an arguement on almost every thread.
Some people dont seem to understand it. Praising gej is cos he, gej didnt (or couldnt) tow the path of his predecessors in massive election rigging. But like i said, we have to give it to ACN that stood upto pdps' rigging antics.
PoliticsRe: Let's Praise Gej by vanstanzy(m): 6:54pm On Jul 15, 2012
kasiem: It'll be vacuous and ruthless to celebrate this free and fair election in edo state without, atleast, giving thanks to the person who made it happen. No matter what, we are still aware of how it use to be during the time of obj, our votes never was irrelevant and nothing happened, not even d law courts could save us that time, but the emergence of gej has seen that confidence in our electioneering sector rejuvenated. If u praise someone for one good deed, there's every good tendency that he'll do a greater one. Thank u gej.
Mr man, u're right. First of all am glad Osho baba n ACN won, cos PDP winning would've been a catastrophy 4 edo, we know Pdps' antecedence.
Thank u GEJ, but also give it to Osho baba n ACNs' doggedness. Cos beleive it or not PDP would have loved to rig the election.
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by vanstanzy(m): 3:38pm On Jul 14, 2012
FriendMark: I thought they were all fellow illuminati members? LOL
Shooo! [b][/b]All this "illuminati" s/hit neva tire una? Everybody now be illuminati even me.
All these artists are talented but the greedy ones chose to embrace the "DARK SIDE" to boost their fame, and not all. They know themselves better. So guy pls grow up and STOP sounding childish! angry angry Ur like is beginning to PISS US OFF. angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: 3-year Jail Term Awaits One-way Traffic Offenders In Lagos. by vanstanzy(m): 3:08pm On Jul 14, 2012
O.D.B.:
thank God I have left that agbero city for good, i will soon put my late dad's properties for sale and finally relocate permanently to Abuja
Guy,na ur own beta jor. I hope to follow suit later. Lagos don tire me.
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m): 7:34am On Jul 14, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
Wow!!!!!!
I have nothing to say to u.
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m): 6:16pm On Jul 13, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
You keep your hand.
FINE!!!
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m): 6:01pm On Jul 13, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
Askn if u take meds is silly questionhuhhuh?? Hmm and they say womengot issues!!
Na beg i dey beg, leave me hand!
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m): 5:41pm On Jul 13, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
You take delusion pillshuh
No, i don't take delusion pills, do you? grin grin grin All u've to do is prove me wrong and not ask SILLY questions. angry angry
RomanceRe: Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older by vanstanzy(m): 2:41pm On Jul 13, 2012
dayokanu: [size=28pt]Age is just a number it doesnt count?[/size]


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AGE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, MEHN. THIS GUY HAS BEEN BE-WITCHED. THE OLD HAG LOOK LIKE A 1000 yrs OLD WITCH. LETS PRAY FOR OUR OWN TO BE SAVED FROM HER FANGS.
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m): 11:15am On Jul 13, 2012
cindyrella: And What is NFCS? huh
Nigerian Federation Of Catholic Students
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m): 11:13am On Jul 13, 2012
Mind if i add another deadly term used by women? "the boy is good" means "the boy is their MAGA or CBN", right ladies?
RomanceRe: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by vanstanzy(m):
Mrs.Chima:
thats a lie.
"thats a lie" is another deadly word used by women to say "its true, but am most embarrassed to admit it!"
BusinessRe: How I Can Sue Gtbank For N250,000,000? by vanstanzy(m): 10:46am On Jul 13, 2012
Don't really bother suing them, cos they (the bank), lawyers and court will frustrate u, the case they'll postpone till eternity. All u need do is get an experienced internet hacker to hack into their database and bring GTB down on its knees. Guy seriously, this is the most effective, but the law will be on ur tail if u're careless. Don't dare this advice, thats my evil-side speaking. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Go for a lawyer u can trust, and have all ur facts ready. Or else "LET SLEEPING DOGS' LIE" meaning forget it. GOOD LUCK!
RomanceRe: Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older by vanstanzy(m): 7:44am On Jul 13, 2012
Different strokes for diff. folks. I once seized dating a lady i would have loved to marry ever since i found out she was older, but lied to me initially of being younger than i am. I never wanted to marry one older than i am, right from childhood. But my brother on the other hand didn't care about such, and that informed his choice of marriage. As he married one older than him, and all is well.
So poster if u love her and are disposed to her character, go for her. BEST OF LUCK!
CelebritiesRe: P-Square's Mother - Josephine Okoye - Is Dead by vanstanzy(m): 7:33am On Jul 13, 2012
Terry1: Mrs Josephine Okoye died last night after a brief illness. May the Lord rest your soul mummy, and may He also grant the Okoyes the fortitude to bear this huge loss. Amen.

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L21yczIwb2tveWUuanBnfDYwMA==[/img]

http://www.jaguda.com/2012/07/11/breaking-news-psquare-loses-mum/
Mummsy, may ur GENTLE SOUL REST IN PEACE. Glad u where around long enough to SPEND UR "HIT SONS" MONEY very well before u left. GOODNIGHT, SO LONG MA!
PoliticsRe: Pdp’ll Displace Oshiomhole – Anenih ! by vanstanzy(m): 7:27am On Jul 13, 2012
wales: FORMER Peoples Democratic Party Chairman, Board of Trustees, Chief Tony Anenih, has predicted victory for the PDP in Saturday’s Edo State governorship election.

Anenih, who spoke at a campaign rally in Okada, Ovia North East Local Government Area on Tuesday, said the PDP candidate, Charles Airhiavbere, would have an easy ride because his rival, Governor Adams Oshiomhole of the Action Congress of Nigeria “lacks the capacity to remain governor”.

He said, “It’s true that the governor of Edo State is from the Northern Senatorial District. When you have children, you give them responsibility, but Oshiomhole can’t carry any responsibility. We have a candidate who will deliver health care and quality education.”

Anenih however dismissed reports that the party’s candidate labelled students of the state-owned Ambrose Alli University “armed robbers”, saying the PDP would lift the standard of the institution if voted to power.

He said, “What we have in AAU are Oshiomhole’s kinsmen. We have an institution whose entire management, including the Vice-Chancellor, Registrar, Bursar and even Student Union Government, are in acting capacity.

“The words of elders are words of wisdom. Edo cannot be left out in the South-South which is controlled by the PDP.”

Another leader of the party in the state, Chief Gabriel Igbinedion, urged the people to vote “massively for the PDP on Saturday”.

Airhiavbere on his part, promised to reabsorb sacked workers of the state-owned transport company, Edo Line, within his first 24 hours of being sworn-in as governor. He also promised to domesticate Federal Government transformation agenda.


http://www.punchng.com/news/pdpll-displace-oshiomhole-anenih/
DREAM-ON, DREAMER PEOPLE DECEIVING PEOPLE!
PoliticsRe: Christians Should Accept Islam Or No Peace - Boko Haram by vanstanzy(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2012
DeCleff: Boko Haram has claimed responsibility for last week's series of attacks in Plateau state which left scores of innocent Christian men, women and children dead including a serving Senator, Dr. Gyang Dantong, and the lawmaker representing Barkin Ladi in the state house of assembly, Gyang Fulani, at a mass burial in Maseh, Plateau State.

Boko Haram in a statement signed by their spokesman, Abul Qaqa, also called on Christians in Nigeria to accept Islam if they want these attacks to stop. NaijaPundit brings you the statement from Boko Haram below;
The Jama’atu Ahlissunnah Lidda’awati Wal-Jihad, is grateful to Almighty God and hereby makes it known to the world of our success and attack on Barkin Ladi and Riyom in Plateau State on Christians, security agencies and members of National Assembly.

Like we said earlier, Christians in Nigeria should accept Islam, that is true religion, or they will never have peace. We do not regard them as trusted Christians as some illiterates are campaigning because it was Christians that first declared war on Muslims with the support of government.
Like we said, we shall continue to look for government officials; they will not have the rest of mind. We will attack their homes and security agencies in the same way they are attacking us and destroying our houses that we been renting. We will continue with what we did in Rijiyar Zaki in Kano State.

To the general public, particularly those in Kano that are dragging their heads into this fight by supporting security agencies. Let them learn from what happened to people in Kurna quarters. From now on anyone found wanting should have himself to blame. We do not have any agenda than working to establish Islamic Kingdom like during the time of Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) no matter what will happen to us.

We heard the information going round that new National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki has gotten means of reaching us for a dialogue, that is a new lie.

http://www.naijapundit.com/news/christians-in-nigeria-should-accept-islam-or-they-will-never-know-peace-boko-haram
A religion that tends to get converts by BOMBING 'EM TO SMIDERINGS is not worthy to be called a religion. Let govt stop deceiving us, they are not on our side either. Christians (in the North especially) face imminent annihilation and this is the time to stand and FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL angry angry. The message boko haram sent here is clear "ACCEPT islam OR NO PEACE!" So out of the goodness of my heart, i've got a message for Boko haram, and it goes like this; F/UCK BOKO HARAM, F/UCK ISLAM, F/UCK PROPHET MOHAMMED (PISS BE ON HIM!), and F/UCK THE FAKE allah THAT THEY SERVE. CHRISTIANS WILL NEVER BOW TO "THAT VILE, VIOLENT AND DECEPTIVE RELIGION called ISLAM" angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry. NEED I SAY MORE? smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Can A Boyfriend And Girlfriend Wear 'Asoebi' For An Occasion? by vanstanzy(m):
nedu213: I'm considering sewing ankara (native wear) for occasions like weddings or church services etc. I really want to know if I can sew for my girlfriend with same fabric material cos she usually accompany to such events or is it meant for married couples onlu to dress in same fabric material?
Guy, most things we do in life, we just take for granted and don't understand. But it really has much more meaning to it than we ordinarily can see. Pls do not embarrass this girlfriend of urs' if u dont hope to settle down with her. Remember females' in general are very sensitive and read meaning to a host of things we (men) take for granted. Just don't make ur girlfriend a laughing stock, when later on u don't settle down with her. But if u are serious about this girl, THEN GO AHEAD WITH THE 'ASOEBI' ARRANGEMENTS. THERE'S MORE MEANING TO 'ASOEBI' THAN MEETS THE EYE. BEST OF LUCK, DUDE.
EducationRe: 50% Of Teachers In Sokoto Are Stark Illiterates Says UBEC by vanstanzy(m): 5:05pm On Jul 10, 2012
lacasa: Most of the yigbos go school?

No be only ϯo count money them sabihuh
That goes to show that we, the igbos' are good@ managing money and everything in total. Dont forget, u urself confirmed that the igbos' are schooled. kiss
lacasa: Most of the yigbos go school?

No be only ϯo count money them sabihuh
That goes to show that we, the igbos' are good@ managing money and everything in total. Dont forget, u urself confirmed that the igbos' are schooled.

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