₦airaland Forum

sheyguy: Is this thread for real? An igbo man is killed in his land and all his people can do is go on a looting spree to enrich themselves. Now i see why the hausas/fulanis like to use the igbos as collateral damage while sparing their material things.

Odunnu: What a shame! The ones that died now, what would they tell God is the remote cause of death? Shame!

They'll tell God exactly what Adam told God when he fu.cked up. But there's will sound like this; "THE WOMAN U GAVE US MADE US KILL OURSELVES, HER PU-SSY WAS SO SWEET THOUGH".

joebol: Let's try nd build trust in ourselves, the number went through I just spoke with the I.G now,

Demdem: And u think i should trust a retardeen that told me to ffuck off on National TV. u ok?

Did he actually use the F-word?

Beaf: This is the real subsidy fraud report, not the fuckry Farouk and his clowns paraded to us (only for dollars to be stuffed in caps).
It has many names the Farouk report omitted.

Mcfemad: Gone are the days...How many of you remembered or used this?

Mcfemad: Gone are the days...How many of you remembered or used this?

Mcfemad: Gone are the days...How many of you remembered or used this?

Beaf: The only good reason to negotiate with boko haram is to gather them together and kill the bastards.

Na so! U got that right!

Spirit of Okija: Hi..

I really need some help coming up with a Name for my Haulage Company..

I want a name that is going to be unique, easy yet catchy and Internationally sellable..

None of that Okija & Sons, Okija Enterprises, Okija Group of companies none of that..


I did think up the following;

Logitek Nigeria..

Transline Nigeria...

Interline Nigeria..

Haultech Nigeria..

T&E Nigeria.. (Trucking & Equipment)


Please I need more Ideas as I am currently building my business plan (which I will bring here for vetting).. I need a name so my guys at CAC can check the name and register it .

This is really serious...



NOTE: Mods, Frontpage please.. I need to get some answers within 24hrs.. Thanks

Curious_city: I know U are being sarcastic
Even if I spear-head, will u follow? I'm doing my share in my own little way. We all need to do something to change the mad rush to get rich over-night. But I tell ya, it is not easy.U will be called names!! But it pays to have a clear conscience!!

Sorry dude for sounding sarcastic. Am not laughing at u, but laughing with u.

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

Guy, whatz the meaning of all this? If FAR-CROOK catch u, u are finished. (But guy does FAR-CROOK have an email or social forum add. that we can send this new english words thru to him?)wispering. Cos this is as funny as phuck . WELL DONE MY GUY!

Curious_city: Most of us response as if the gov't is a different set of persons from me, U, our Dads/mum, uncles, aunties, brothers n sisters.
90% of us Nigerians have the tendency to get rich quick given any opportunity. We find every avenue to cut corners and evade due process. Go to any office where most of us work, U'll see "man know man", line shunting, greed, etc.
Our leaders portray the general and larger sickness in Nigeria.
Even in some families, Husbands and wives are not transparent to themselves.
We need attitudinal change!!

We need attitudinal change, GBAM! And guess what? Curious_city will spear-head it. Those for say YEAH, and those against say NAY. The YEAHS' have it. BAM!!!

Donlittle: A 29-year old woman, Mrs. Grace Jacob, has been arrested for battering her 10-year-old son, Emmanuel, and forcing him to sleep in the staircase of their home at night.

If not that a non-government organisation, Esther Child Foundation, came to the rescue of little Emmanuel, he might have been dead by now as he now nurses severe injuries inflicted on him.

Mrs. Jacob, 29, who lives at 4, Muhammed Street, Santos, Egbeda area of Lagos State, Southwest Nigeria, gave birth to Victor when she was 19 years old.

She had the boy for her lover, Mr. Paul Emmanuel who had since left her. She is now married to a new husband and has a child for him.

It was gathered that Victor was severely beaten by his mother at the slightest provocation, which led to deep injuries and cuts all over the boy’s body. The boy’s face is swollen with deep cuts on his cheeks.

According to Mrs. Esther Ogwu, the founder of Esther Child Foundation, she received a call from a resident in Egbeda to come quickly to rescue a boy who was being abused and tortured in the most dehumanising way by his mother.

“When we came, we met Victor in the staircase and that is where he sleeps. When I saw the wounds on his body, I couldn’t stand it and we had to arrest the woman and bring the boy to the Ministry of Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation to take up the issue,” she explained.

She said that the woman beat her son severely because his new husband had told her he did not want to see the boy and that she should do something about the situation if she wanted him to stay with her.

Ogwu alleged that the woman’s intention was to kill the boy so that she would keep her new husband, adding that the boy needed urgent treatment and attention so that he would not die from the wounds inflicted on him.

“We rescued him because we don’t know the next action that may lead to the boy’s death. The boy does not even attend school,” she added.

At the Lagos State Ministry of Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, WAPA, where the woman and her son were taken to, staff of the ministry were in shock when they saw the deep wounds on Victor’s body and could not believe that his mother could treat him like that.They described her as a wicked woman.

A top official of the ministry, who craved anonymity because she is not authorised to speak with pressmen, said the first thing the government would do was to write a letter to the management of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LASUTH, to urgently admit the boy and treat him so that he would not die.

When asked if Victor was truly her son, Mrs. Jacob said yes, saying that she regretted her action, admitting that she was guilty of beating her son in such a deadly manner.

She was in tears but her tears did not move officials of the WAPA ministry who were angry at the way the boy was maltreated by her.

According to Jacob, she gave birth to Victor when she was not yet married and that Victor’s father used to beat and throw her out of the house on several occasions, which was why she left him.

Mrs. Jacob, who hails from Akwa Ibom State, said when Victor was brought to her from the village and that when she remembered the way her former lover treated her, she unleashed her anger on her son.

“Anytime he did something wrong, I vent the anger of what his father did to me by beating him. I was angry about the manner I was beaten by my former husband,” she said, adding that her new husband had left for South Africa because he did not want to see the boy again.

When asked, little Victor, who managed to speak in Pidgin English said his mother used to beat him with cable when he did something wrong.
However, the state government is considering prosecuting the mother under the child rights law, while Victor would be taken to one of the state’s rehabilitation homes for adequate care.

http://www.talkofnaija.com/News/newsdetailsone.aspx?NewsId=93FF477E-2657-46E9-8079-7BC983044ADE

r231: What a joke

Everyone should frown at this cos this is a deliberate attempt by this tabloid to put a HARD-WORKING and SELFLESS Nigerian and African into trouble. Me thinks they just want to drag the guy down, like they almost did to Akon and other African rising stars. Like i don begin frown, see

Mr. Globe:
Anything for traffic. it seems seun and his chid mods are traffic strapped. Anything and everything now makes it to the homepage. Beyonce doesn't even know who they call dbanj and will never have anything to do with that Yoruba cheap publicity loving head.

Na u go find trouble o! Why should u call DBanj, Yoruba? U very well know yorubas hate that word.
DBanj is courting with death if he tries this, and they know it. Abi no be so?

Blaq Zachary: Dbanj: *If i see a goat,i'll say meh meh

*If i see a cat,i'll say mew mew.

*If i see a crocodile (BEYONCÉ) what will i say?I'll just run away.

RICHIE BOI: This is what Boko Haram have turned Abuja churches to.

The fear of Boko-Haram is the beginning of wisdom!!!

davidif: 'After a pause he said 'You gave me the best news of the world.''

Uh oh! when someone pauses that tells you something.

J12: the chick is on fire! congrats mario

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vladimiros: just send northerners to their states

Guy how many of these northerners are even qualify to serve in the NYSC? very few. Abeg carry those northern corpers to their troubled north , at least their terrorist brother's no go BOMB them, na southerners dem dey wait.

afam4eva: I'm happy with the way Enugu and Owerri are shaping up gradually. I hope something will be done for our commercial cities(Aba, Onitsha and Nnewi) and our food basket(Abakaliki) and other Igbo towns and cities(Asaba, Awka, Unuahia, Afikpo, Orlu, Okigwe etc).

purplekayc: Don't think so , you think say na naija be dz?

salaksmana: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/euro2012/article-2167651/Mario-Balotelli-father-Raffaella-Ficos-child.html