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T-smooth:
What of in Igboland? 99%? abeg logg off.

betterbest: butt enlargement gone wrong

Danka7777: lol. No be only you!

Danka7777, u are simply the man. WOW! What an @ss.
But come o, do these @ss enlargement pills work? If so my d/ick is in trouble. Cos i love @ss, Big @ss.

dadde: u write like someone that has been in lagos for more than 50 years

CHESSBOARD: Yoruba Big Girls defecating and Urinating from Third mainland Bridge straight into Ocean

Please don't introduce TRIBALISM here o!
But, the Big girls, how does their PUNNY look like? (wispering) Just asking mehn.

Nightshift: Stinking open gutters, and perhaps the over 20 billion mosquitoes!!

dadde: you look like someone that can do more. say more

Orikinla: 1. Filthy stinking streets.
2. Lousy motorcyclists.
3. Bad roads.
4. No Future Ambition (NFA) girls and boys idling away at viewing centers and on the streets and having carnivals that do not add anything to our GDP.
5. Noise makers from the mosques.
6. Overcrowded streets.
7. Hordes of dirty Hausas in Ijora.

dadde: Dear Nlanders, there are several things that could make one go crazy in Lagos. i think the following will be chief among them.
1. Traffic
2. Bad Road
3. Ladies pinging while driving
4. Bad Roads
5. Land Lord aggression.
complete the rest

dadde, u tried, but i don't think i'll be completing it SEVEN.
Terrible things about Lagos are;
1. Filth includes defecating and urinating everywhere, don't forget constantly blocked sewage system.
2. Population explosion, some of these people have no business being in Lagos.
3. Okada riders, very stubborn people
4. Danfo drivers, very stubborn too
5. Agberos'/ NURTW boys, birds of a feather i call them
6. Noise pollution (both from people and vehicles)
7. Bad roads
8. Electricity
9. Too much aggression exhibited by almost everyone. Always claiming right, even when they are wrong.
10.When it rains and flood stricken
11.Traffic jam
12.Crime
13. Market women that hurl curses at u the moment u don't patronise them.
14. Rush especially in driving.
15. Air pollution (both from people and vehicles)
16. Stubborn private drivers especially those that phone behind the wheels.
17. The Police
Have i said enough.

Mr UmaRu: .
I call my broda in Bukuru now, he say na pastor kill am. Stop talk robish on fulani. Fulani no problem if your people dont look problem. I am in kara for berger now. Every body no wahala

How did ur brother know that the pastor killed them? Then ur brother must be an accomplice to the killing, and i very well think he and his killer gang are. Mr Umaru, just a quick one, did someone help u type ur reply? Cos ur written english u know what i mean, don't u? Lest i forget, let me remind u that the Hausa/ fulani are very short on temper and thats why they always go on a killing spree with the slightest provocation that could have been sorted-out with dialogue (But i guess u don't understand that). Oh don't come looking for me to kill too, cos am INVINCIBLE. U might want to get an interpreter for all i have just written. NO WAHALA TO U TOO .

daomi: dnt u hv a brain? They ran 2 d pastor's for safety so (1)why wud d pastor kill them?

Comprehension must be sooo hard for u. Read the account again, it doesn't state who killed the 50. In wanting to show ur brilliance, u just fu.cked up.

kandiikane:

Did the fulani kill the people and pastor or the pastor killed them?

secretpart: Pastor Chris and T.B Joshua are satanic.(Pst Chris is a white demon,while t.b joshua is the black demon)

I know it is difficult to believe that Pst Chris is an agent of darkness.He was called and gifted but backslided through his association with tb joshua. He has the gifts because the gifts and the callings of God are without repentance.But he knows that his soul is doomed.

If you have listened to his messages and you are a christian you will find a lot of heresies in them.He said deliverance is irrelevant,he said the Lord's prayer is not necessary,He said that the blood is not relevant today,he does not preach against sin and makes his members to feel free committing sin.A member once told me that if you fornicate all you need to do is to speak in tongues and it is forgotten.Now he has said m.asturbation is not a sin against God.

His members hardly read their bible for themselves,they read his books and rhapsody which is most times filled with heresies.

M.asturbation is a product of lust,is lust not a sin? Jesus said fornication is looking at somebody lustfully.

Please i am not judging a man of God,but Pst Chris is not a man of God,he was a man of God before but not anymore.

God does not supply him with money,he deceives his members into compulsory partnership and gives them awards to motivate them.Christ embassy is not a church it is a company.A company of sinners who dont know that they are committing sin.

A female pastor came for the pastors and partners conference with a Love Machine.Since she feels m.asturbation is not a sin,so she is ok with it.

Nobody is yet perfect not even me,but the bible has a stand on this issue.You may insult me,but you cannot deny the fact that pastor chris is preaching heresies.

Joe Agbaje,dont you know that you will judge angels,why can't you judge this issue.Are you blind as a christian?

God is weeping as Christian's keep quite and believe nonsense.Why do you think he does not invite any other minister to preach neither does he go to other churches.He is on his own because of his false beliefs.

Tongues are good,but tongues does not guarantee heaven.Most christ embassy members speak demonic tongues.

As for tb joshua,he may use the name of Jesus Christ,but he is not speaking it in faith but deceitfully.Someone once said can a demon cast out a demon,why not.The devil put the demon there so he can cast them out just to deceive christians.And do you think the demons are really leaving, they are just keeping quiet.

In conclusion, the aim of tb joshua and pastor chris is to make christians backslide and make them feel they are doing the right thing because they give wrongly and speak in tongues.

No church or pastor is perfect but pst chris and tb joshua are voluntary agents of the devil,they know what they are doing and are going to do more.Matthew 24:24.

secrepart2012@gmail.com

Stella_Bella: experience. The riding can continue till 3:40 but @ 4am stop and doze
Repeat next time @ 3am

Chop knuckles jor!

saxywale: 3am has a special meaning to some Christians and the in the United States of America. 3pm is largely recognised as the time of Jesus Christ’s death, 3am is therefore sometimes given as its opposite and is thought to be the time when spirits become restless and paranormal activity is at its peak.

Spirituallist believe that 3am
mocks Jesus death, because he died at 3pm,
and the evil celebrates it by casting out more
evil at 3am. Who knows?

At University during my undergraduate studies, there were cases of many students waking up between 3-3.15am. Some adults even reported that they have been waking up after 3am just after a nightmare for the past 15years. Some believe God deliberatly wakes that person up to pray. Some believe the person is being tormented by demons. Some believe its because sleep is deepest just before 3am.

Now the question is does anyone wake up at 3am after a nightmare and how did you go about finding solution to the phenomenon? Did a pastor pray for you or you just assumed its one of those things in life?

Stella_Bella: 3am is the best time for riding blokous. Try it!

U are my person . How u take know?

Ramcie: Poster what type of winchy winchy story is this . It's so early for such Abeg.

Are u scared?

greateros: http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/senator-murdered-plateau

Saw it on channels tv, story's so sad. Well on a brighter note, maybe their normal politicians juju that protects against gun shot, went on holidays.
See politicians die too. AM SERIOUSLY HOPING THAT GEJ, SENATOR MARK and THE REST CONDEMN THE KILLING AS USUAL and DO NOTHING.

Pastor Kun: No wonder we are not making good progress in this country.When preachers who should be the salt of the earth are neck deep in the system of the world.

~Bluetooth:
Who be this one ?

~Bluetooth:
The fact that seun and mukina2 cant be challenged,hypocrisy and some lowlife trying to diss me for my uncompromising stance.

Willzkid: These are some of the annoying things that people do on Nairaland
* quoting other people's full posts only to respond to a line or two of it
* quoting posts without actually commenting
*Sometimes I hate comments like "how did this make front page?", especially when the topics are good enough

I would also want seun to bring on "hate" tabs just like we have "like" tabs...And if we can see those who like or hate our posts, it will be more fun....Add urs, what annoys u on NL?

paulostical2004: Hi dudes, before i got married which i have never regretted, i have had the opportunity of interacting with a couple of my colleagues(eligible bachelors)at my workplace who have always maintain that it is better to live a comfortable life with a posh car to go with it than getting married and settling down. To them, marriage is a capital expenditure that needed enough time and cash to enter into and maintain and as such, they keet insisting that maintaining a woman as a wife is more expensive as compared to maintaining a car.I have come to realise that apart from having to fuel their cars, most times they keep complaining of gearing problem, engine problem, the need to service their cars,battery problem, unbudgeted expenses as a result of a problem with their car that needed to be fix etc. . I would appreciate mature and robust contribution on this burning issue: "A Wife or a Car: Which is more expensive to maintain?

lagcity: see pathetic ibo. the number 1 suya ingredients of naijeriya, at least that's what aboki thinks u guys are. mumu, has uwazuruke finished building the refugee camp for u guyz?

extragud: A woman in India gave birth to a healthy child with two heads and necks in a private hospital in Muktsar, Punjab, after a major operation on Tuesday.
https://weirdworldnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Baby-with-two-heads-and-two-necks.jpg

The new-born male baby is under observation in the intensive care unit of the hospital where the condition of the child is stated to be critical. Doctors said that if the baby survives for 24 hours, then he can be referred to a bigger institution for further treatment.

Payal Rani, wife of Subhash and resident of Goniana road in Muktsar, was admitted in Guru Nanak Ayurvedic College and Hospital at Barkandi road in city for delivery at about 10 am on Tuesday morning. The blood pressure of the woman was very high and doctors decided to operate her.

A panel of three doctors – Dr Sukhvinder Singh, Dr Mukesh Bansal and Dr M L Ashwani – operated the woman, but were shocked to see the child. The child was born with two heads and two necks separately, with a single body.

"The baby born with two heads and necks is a full term male baby. He is active and healthy now. The weight of baby at the time of birth is 3.1 kg. At the time of birth, the baby was not crying which is mandatory. But after treatment, he cried. The baby was shifted to the nursery in my hospital where he is being kept on oxygen and fluid. He is surviving well", said Dr Rajendra Bansal, a child specialist.

"We asked parents of the baby to refer the baby to some bigger institution like AIIMS or PGI, Chandigarh. They are from labour class and were not willing to go anywhere. They pleaded with us to take the baby home but IMA, Muktsar has decided to treat the baby. The baby was later sent to my hospital from Guru Nank Hospital." Bansal said.

"The IMA has decided that if the baby survives, then the cost of treatment of the baby will be borne by them. This is the first time when such type of a baby is born in Muktsar and he is alive. About ten years back, a baby was born with two heads and necks, but he was born dead", Dr Mukesh said.

http://weirdworldnews.org/tag/baby/