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Foreign Affairs › Re: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by vanstanzy(m): 10:28am On Jul 03, 2012

Ileke-IdI:
ROTFLMAO!!!

STOP using abbreviations (that i don't understand) with me mehn. You got something to say, SAY IT.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by vanstanzy(m): 9:37am On Jul 03, 2012

Ileke-IdI:
That's the point I was trying to make; it's meaningless.

What is normal is often defined by society. Society tells us that heterosexuality is normal, but is it really? Abeg, don't quote Adam and Eve for here lol.

What is normal is often defined by society. Society tells us that heterosexuality is normal, but is it really? Am really very disappointed at ur OUTBURST. Society doesn't define whats normal in this regard, its the HOLY BIBLE, GODS' WORD that does.
Am beginning to suspect that u& Bayooooo are slaves to this BEAST CALLED HOMOSEXUALITY. Better PRAY TO BE SAVED cos ur lives are in ruins, that's true spit and it hurts as usual.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by vanstanzy(m): 9:25am On Jul 03, 2012

mukina2: Source

Why am i not surprised, afterall almost 85% of white male celebrity's are gay. MAY GOD HELP THEM ALL LOST SOULS! This is a total disgrace. The NEW WORLD ORDER (NWO) has begun.

Music/Radio › Re: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by vanstanzy(m): 9:10am On Jul 03, 2012

Princ3charming: M.I-Jude Abaga.
D'banj-Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo.
Wizkid-Ayo Balogun.
IcePrince-Panshak Zamani.
Asa-Bukola Elemide.
Terry G-Gabriel Amanyi.
Jesse Jagz-Jesse Garba Abaga.
Banky W-Olubankole Wellington.
Eldee-Lanre Dabiri.
2face-Innocent Idibia.
Psquare-Peter and Paul Okoye.
Sauce Kid-Babalola Falemi.
Eva-Eva Alordiah.
Timaya-Inetimi Alfred Odom.
9ice-Abolore Adegbola Akande.
Davido-David Adedeji Adeleke.
Wande Coal-Ojoshipe Wande Jnr.
D Prince-Charles Enebeli.
Dr SID-Sidney Onoriode Esiri.
Stylplus-Shifi Emoefe, Tunde Akinsanmi and Zeal Onyecheme.
Rugged Man-Michael Ugochukwu Stephens.
Skales-Raoul John Njeng-Njeng.
Mo'Cheddah-Modupe Ola.
Naeto C-Naetochukwu Chikwe.
Sould Sultan-Olanrewaju Fasasi.
Nigga Raw-Okechukwu Ukeja.
Durella-Oluwadamilare Kulaja.

Does that mean D-prince (Charles Enebeli)& Don Jazzy (these two are brothers)are related to Enebeli Elebuwa? Cos thats what i heard.

Celebrities › Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by vanstanzy(m): 9:07am On Jul 03, 2012

sienna116: Lol

OUR GOD IS VERY MERCIFUL, OR ELSE THESE gays WOULD HAVE BEEN BLASTED BY THUNDER AND LEFT DEAD FOR TRYING TO REWRITE GODs' SCRIPT.

Celebrities › Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by vanstanzy(m): 7:45am On Jul 03, 2012

lastpage: Will you recycle that thing in your head that you call "a brain"?
Where did you learn your own Science or is it just because you want to "justify your perversion", you must come here and turn Science on its head!

Anuofia!
In a Spe.r.m and and Egg, its ony TWO TYPES of Chromosones:
XX ===> FEMALES
XY ===> MALES.

Each parent contributes ONLY ONE of their chromatic materials, to form another PAIR, in their offsprings/Child.

You gays are now manufacturing your own science, abi?
Why pretend and shift responsibility elsewhere?
You better seek "HELP" in quitting your perversion, instead of trying to "funkynize" it.

Its not cool in anyway.

Crazy Eediots that needs to be flogged properly and told to "go and sin no-more"

Lastpage!

These f@ggots want to give other ga.ys a reason to get married to eachother, with the notion that they can raise kids (sounds so gross). I hope they (f@ggots) change from their MISLEAD LIFE STYLE or PHUCKING DIE.

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Celebrities › Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by vanstanzy(m): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2012

jamace: Is he saying that there is a hole linking the ANUS to the WOMB? Is he trying to teach us a new biology?

Exactly my tot.

Celebrities › Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by vanstanzy(m): 5:53pm On Jul 02, 2012

queensmith: did i pass?? what is my score??

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy
that opened shop at Alaba
international
market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov.
Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while
her husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)
Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)
Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's
head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two
people
holding hands when you power-
on a Nokia
phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B)
Ryan Giggs
and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took,
the past
tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King
as I have
no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
What is the plural form of
GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium garium sulphite!!!!!
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma
Finally
Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB
next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
10) Which University has the
highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for
2weeks and return with British accent?
(a) Ebus B)Unijos (c) Uniabj (d)Malu

Guy, question no. 10 is totally wrong but the answer is totally right. MALU babes travel to cotonou for two weeks to BEND-DOWN-SELECT and come back with a british accent. Yeah, thats more like them MALU babes.

Celebrities › Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by vanstanzy(m): 5:45pm On Jul 02, 2012

santakris: This guy needs spiritual attention quick. Does he have a mother?

Bet u the mother is too embarrassed to show her face.
Though not clinically impossible for a man to have female sex organs (both externally and internally), but why do i just have this REALLY STRONG feeling that this f@ggot is lying to our faces'? Maybe he is.

Music/Radio › Re: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by vanstanzy(m): 5:05pm On Jul 02, 2012

dammiecool: Mode ix -Olusegun Baboontunde

Guy, u BAD!

Entertainment › Re: Rihanna Loses Grandmother (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 7:52am On Jul 02, 2012

wandeay: Rihanna sef dey bleach

Guy, go spend time for the U.S. and ur own complexion go change. Rihanna no dey bleach, na money dey talk.

Entertainment › Re: Rihanna Loses Grandmother (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 7:49am On Jul 02, 2012

freecocoa: I find this post funny very .

So if you were the chief priest of the so called illuninati people,you'd accept a dying old woman as sacrifice?

Not saying her life isn't worth something but c'mon she's old and tired,accomplished most of what she was on earth for,if not all sef,what use will it be taking her almost over life?unless Rihanna sacrificed her to the said cult when she(granny) was still young and Rihanna still in the womb.

You people sure are funny o .

My friend am not saying she was sacrificed but asking meself whether the poor woman was sacrificed. When one is sacrificed, its actually the SOUL that matters. Its most-loved ones that the devil requests to be sacrificed to him/her. Example, 'LIVING IN BONDAGE' have u seen it?
Another thing you should know is that the devil doesn't value anyones achievements on earth, but their soul. Thats why the devil goes about buying "SOULs" cunningly. Yeah grandma may be old but the soul never ages. Am not a priest, but this is the much i know. Besides, we humans are known to be very heartless, especially for the desperados', which am thinking Rihanna is.
Read to be enlightened more, if u wish.

Entertainment › Re: Rihanna Loses Grandmother (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 2:51pm On Jul 01, 2012

freecocoa: She looks very yoruba.

Does anyone know if she has a link with the yorubas?na simple question i ask o,abeg.

RIP.

You wish, sweetheart. If only wishes were horses.

Entertainment › Re: Rihanna Loses Grandmother (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 2:48pm On Jul 01, 2012

virgo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2167163/Rihanna-mourns-death-grandmother-Dolly-posts-sweet-snaps-Twitter.html

Rihannas' grandma wasn't used as a SACRIFIC to the illuminati, or was she? Guys', dont hate me for this, its just my view. R.I.P. to grandma Rihanna, though!

Christianity Etc › Re: Household Of God Pastor, Rev. Kris Okotie Separates from His Wife by vanstanzy(m): 1:56pm On Jul 01, 2012

Ohbeedee: You are just as stup!d as the muslims who have a mentality as yours towards christianity. Contrary to your thoughts, Islam is a religion of peace but thanks to the few bad eggs who have given you the opportunity to spill trash. You are right, someone like you shouldn't touch the Quran and ofcourse if you as much as go near it, madness that you have claimed will engulf you.

Islam religion of peace, my foot!

Science/Technology › Re: There's Enough Energy In A Glass Of Water To Power Lagos For A Year! by vanstanzy(m): 6:54pm On Jun 29, 2012

SimonAndal: What d'ya guys think? If the reaction can be contained, we can finally say goodbye to shoeless and his phcn cronies.

Sweet, this is a great concept. But its going to be like trying to contain the enormous energy in 0.5 percent of a thunder flash.
Nuclear fusion has always been an interesting concept though. Do u know of any country using this technology though?

Politics › Re: Nigeria Power Supply Will Be Among Best 20 By 2020 – Jonathan by vanstanzy(m): 5:00pm On Jun 29, 2012

dani1luv: Source

No need for long talk in this matter. Here they (our politicians) go again. PROMISES, PROMISES, PROMISES.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Runs Mad While Praying For Mad Man In Ibadan by vanstanzy(m): 2:25pm On Jun 29, 2012

Spirit of Okija: Your opinion not with standing... The score remains SATAN 1 JESUS 0

https://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7a9/785232828_1876591.gif

HOW DARE U COMPARE CHRIST JESUS WITH THE devil? THEY ARE LEAGUES APART. I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT U WONT BELEIVE ME. "U HAVE LOST UR MEMORY AS A PENANCE FOR UR PAST SINS, IF U WISH TO REGAIN IT, CHANGE UR FRIGIN USERNAME AND STOP BLASPHEMING!"

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Runs Mad While Praying For Mad Man In Ibadan by vanstanzy(m): 2:20pm On Jun 29, 2012

Ileke-IdI:
Pastor's got a hot body

Pervert!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Runs Mad While Praying For Mad Man In Ibadan by vanstanzy(m): 11:07am On Jun 29, 2012

Spirit of Okija: The devil that just made a Pastor run mad... Dosent sound too bad to me..

Now skunk off!!

EAT SHIT FOUR-EYES!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Runs Mad While Praying For Mad Man In Ibadan by vanstanzy(m): 10:34am On Jun 29, 2012*

Spirit of Okija: Devil 1 - Jesus 0

Because you serve the devil with ur chosen username, doesn't mean you should commit BLASPHEMY. U've already lost ur memory as a PENANCE. So if u wish to regain it, keep quiet my friend!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Runs Mad While Praying For Mad Man In Ibadan by vanstanzy(m): 10:28am On Jun 29, 2012

youngies: http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/43391-pastor-runs-mad-while-praying-for-mad-man

Before exorcism (act of evicting demons or unclean spirits ) is carried out, any nearby person(s) who's not strong in the Holy Spirit is adviced to vacate the place, lest the exorcized spirit enters the said person(s).
The pastor wasn't strong enough. Remember the Bible story about Christ and the madman that had a legion of demons cast out of him. Also Christs' account of what happens when an unclean spirit that's cast out and later returns cos it couldn't find another abode. That's kinda how this is. Google "Exorcism" up if u like.
Finally, sorry for the poor pastor, sha! He met with the wrong kind of Demons.

Romance › Re: Do Nigerian Men Marry Non-nigerian Girls? by vanstanzy(m): 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2012*

HisRib: I'm African but not from Nigeria. I have a thing for Nigerian men. I think most are attractive & smart. But, I wonder if they marry women who aren't Nigerian?

I also have a few concerns about Nigerian men:
1) They are serial cheaters.
2) A lot of them use Juju to get rich.
3) Many are scam artists.
4) They are not very God-Fearing.
5) They aren't romantic.

Would a Nigerian man want to be with a girl like me?

Honest & Mature answers only please!

If i had not read ur post, i'ld have asked u what sort of a silly question this is.
U seem to be a foreigner, so ur concerns are valid.
Talking about juju, the entire world, everywhere u go, has some form of black magic and people in these places who rely on it. So voodoo is no basis.
Are u the greedy type? Then u may very well have dates with con-artists. But if u're not, then u're home-free.
No man was born with an inate sense of entirely knowing how to be romantic at alltime. If ur man loves u, he'll learn from u.
Lastly if u dont like filth, lousiness, cheats and backstabbers, do not date any whose username is ITBOMB. Oops! sorry ITBOMB my finger slipped. Back at ya!

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Battered Souls & Broken Spirits - Professor Ayittey by vanstanzy(m): 4:33pm On Jun 28, 2012

Mandelaguy: This man is a swallat! Who is battered and broken? He ha opportunity 2 say this during the military mis rule of so man years,he failed! This professor really needs medical attention andrope examination upstairs. Without sounding arrogant, Nigerians are the most intelligent,ingenious,sagacious,hardworking and democratic citizens in Africa. People who cannot be controlled or intimidated. IBB,Abacha and co can tell you this. No man has the monopoly of power in this dynamic nation because we have never allowed it. Do not allow this f.o.o.l to play with us. It's time to shut him up.

Guy, are you a "BATTERED and BROKEN-SPIRITED" person, No i guess not. Then why do u choose to focus on that point alone. U know ur true worth as a Nigerian, we are an entrepreneurial, tough and strong-willed people. So pay no attention to that comment and focus on the glaring issue at hand and how to get it right, OUR LEADERSHIP.
As for me, i refuse to comment on that Battered stuff he spewed.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Battered Souls & Broken Spirits - Professor Ayittey by vanstanzy(m): 4:13pm On Jun 28, 2012

[quote author=shymmex][/quote]Though Prof. has said too much, yet he's right. The truth is always bitter "THE PROBLEM WITH NIGERIA IS ITS LEADERSHIP", pure and simple. Nigerians are just like a herd of sheep without a shephard, sorry to say. Look at the scenario this way, and tell me if its untrue; Its in Nigeria, you provide your Water, provide your Security, provide your Power, provide your Roads, and the list goes on. In fact, their is almost no subsidy on anything, xcept petrol for now, of which we had to fight long and hard to get and yet inflation is the order of the day. OUR so-called LEADERS JUST DON'T CARE IF WE, THE POPULACE, LIVE OR DIE. WHAT A NATION!

Education › Re: Any G E J's Students On Nairaland by vanstanzy(m): 11:54am On Jun 28, 2012

Beaf!:
During the Media Chat the Mr. Zoology used the word "GESTATION PERIOD" to give an example of economic development. There are economic terms for this? we know he studied some aminal development stuff but this is economics. I am not saying the use of that word was incorrect, but come on..

BTW I learnt that his wife Dame was his student.

Then lets ask Patience herself, who's coming with me?

Politics › Re: Obafemi Awolowo’s Letter From Prison (dated 28th March 1966) by vanstanzy(m): 5:14pm On Jun 27, 2012

Pennywise: Jonathan can never write a letter like this even if his life depends on it.

Nice one my guy, chop knuckles.

Sports › Re: Arsenal To Play Super Eagles In Abuja On August 5th by vanstanzy(m): 5:07pm On Jun 27, 2012

mukina2: Source

Abeg carry THE ALL IMPORTANT MATCH go SOUTH-SOUTH, PH preferably. BOKO HARAM definitely will disgrace Nigeria during that period.

Family › Re: Why Do Men Reduce Their Commitment After Wedding? by vanstanzy(m): 12:06pm On Jun 27, 2012

Women in general, whether beautiful or ugly, are angelic in nature when viewed from the outside, that's what gets the men turned-on. But MARRIAGE is a diff. ball-game, when u're now seeing the woman from the inside, especially when she the wrong choice, u know what i mean?

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