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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For Guy To Wear Fitted Shirts And Skinny Trousers? by vanstanzy(m): 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2013
Amaaskia: Its not a sin jare.

I like guys in tight jeans, it sometimes reveals their lalala.

Don't ask me what I look at first when I see a handsome/sexy man. Mmmhmm! grin grin

What, u look for the size of his brain. Cos u r a brain-eater, is that it?
Dont be mad! am just asking.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For Guy To Wear Fitted Shirts And Skinny Trousers? by vanstanzy(m): 8:59pm On Oct 08, 2013
mickeyIso: Don't mind the topic pls ☺☺☺☺..so I've been thinking Why men(youths nd old) in some churches wear over sized shirts,shirts four times their size nd bogus trousers? Is it a sin to wear fitted shirts and nice/skinny trousers?

No! But its a sin to lead others into sin with ur dressing. Oh and while u are at it, pay no attention to those that tell u what u wear doesnt matter. That all that matters is ur heart towards God. THAT'S GRAND DECEPTION!

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Music/Radio / Re: P-Square- Fast And Pray For A Month Before Releasing Any Album by vanstanzy(m): 6:29pm On Oct 08, 2013
Lionbite:
Gbagaun......... And dont tell me it's a typo error becos 'a' is far from 'e' on QWERTY and numerical keypads

See u, he's using the "mongolian" keyboard, where a is ynarshing e. Abi no be so, funjosh?
Romance / Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by vanstanzy(m): 6:16pm On Oct 08, 2013
Wait o! Na so that girl punanny sweet?
Romance / Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by vanstanzy(m): 6:12pm On Oct 08, 2013
dani1luv: You know if such were to happen here in Nigeria, many would assume that the guy has eaten the "vegetable" - a slang for man that has been hypnotized by his woman.

Seriously, which naija guy would allow his woman humiliate him in public like that?

A Chinese woman has been arrested after forcing her boyfriend to kneel in the street and repeatedly slapping him around the face.

The assault happened last Friday in the Kowloon City area of Hong Kong, after Chui, the boyfriend, took a girl to his flat despite the fact he was going out with Cheng, the slapper.

Cheng got to find out and made her boyfriend kneel on the pavement in full view of passers-by.






When he insisted he had not asked the girl to come to his flat, saying: 'Listen to me first before beating me', Cheng started slapping Chui across the face as he screamed, 'You're slandering me!', and urged the other girl to corroborate his story.



A crowd of onlookers gathered and started filming the scene, which has since been posted on YouTube.

As other bystanders started to intervene in the love quarrel, Cheng shouted, 'None of your business!'

Most witnesses took Chui's side, with one woman telling him: 'Stand up, ditch this ugly girl, you deserve better.'
One passer-by called the police, leading to Cheng's arrest.

The 20-year-old woman, named Cheng, was later arrested on suspicion of common assault, while the victim, 23-year-old Chui, was taken to hospital.


http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/10/girlfriend-slaps-and-orders-boyfriend.html
This is bad! This is Micheal Jackson bad!

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by vanstanzy(m): 9:54am On Oct 08, 2013
Tolexander:

Aviation Minister, Stella Odua, while addressing journalists regarding the withdrawal of Dana Airlines' operating license, described plane crashes as 'an act of God'.
“We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God.

“Again, we do not speculate on the cause of accidents. Until they happen, you cannot say this is the cause or that is not the cause. But what is obvious and is the truth is that, in aviation, there are shared responsibilities, starting from the man that carries your luggage to the man that makes sure that your boarding pass is issued to you".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJflD1nRXU&feature=player_embedded


SMH! My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge.
Politics / Re: Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by vanstanzy(m): 9:49am On Oct 08, 2013
Tolexander:

Aviation Minister, Stella Odua, while addressing journalists regarding the withdrawal of Dana Airlines' operating license, described plane crashes as 'an act of God'.
“We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God.

“Again, we do not speculate on the cause of accidents. Until they happen, you cannot say this is the cause or that is not the cause. But what is obvious and is the truth is that, in aviation, there are shared responsibilities, starting from the man that carries your luggage to the man that makes sure that your boarding pass is issued to you".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJflD1nRXU&feature=player_embedded

Politics / Re: Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by vanstanzy(m): 9:48am On Oct 08, 2013
Tolexander:

Aviation Minister, Stella Odua, while addressing journalists regarding the withdrawal of Dana Airlines' operating license, described plane crashes as 'an act of God'.
“We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God.

“Again, we do not speculate on the cause of accidents. Until they happen, you cannot say this is the cause or that is not the cause. But what is obvious and is the truth is that, in aviation, there are shared responsibilities, starting from the man that carries your luggage to the man that makes sure that your boarding pass is issued to you".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJflD1nRXU&feature=player_embedded


Here we go again!!!
Education / Epileptic Or Uncertain Education Calendar; A Drag On National Development by vanstanzy(m): 9:16pm On Oct 04, 2013
Nigerians and Nigeria must urgently act to correct the current epileptic or uncertain higher education calendar and schedules, in order to attain Nigeria's desire for critical national development, progress and advancement as a nation.

It is sadly, and regrettably the case, that the preceding 30 years in Nigeria has witnessed regressions, particularly in the higher education sector, this is primarily due to strikes or industrial actions by academic and non-academic employees in Nigeria's higher education sector.

Salaries, compensation packages and general under-funding have been adduced and attributed as reasons, and arguments by sundry employees of higher education in Nigeria on the one hand, and unreasonable demands wrapped with intransigence, have been attributed as reasons why the Federal Government of Nigeria has been unable, or unwilling to meet the various demands by these aforementioned employees of Nigeria's higher education sector.

All told, and, in the final analyses, Nigerians and Nigeria suffer from these deadlocks and impasses between employees in the Nigeria higher education and the Federal Government of Nigeria.
Link: http://okunammiri..com/2013/10/epileptic-or-uncertain-education.html
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by vanstanzy(m): 10:06am On Oct 02, 2013
Politics / Nigeria As A Crawling Giant By Michael Jegede by vanstanzy(m): 10:02am On Oct 02, 2013
The lowering of the British Union Jack and hoisting of the Green, White, Green flag on October 1, 1960 symbolically marked the attainment of independence in Nigeria.

Upon the announcement at midnight of September 30, 1960 by Sir Emmanuel Aghanjuebitsi Ewetan Omatsola, OON, an ace broadcaster and radio commentator who died last year at the age of 83 that “Nigeria is a free, sovereign nation”, many then had thought it was the beginning of good things to come for the country.

Fifty-three years down the line, we cannot hit our chests and say we are where we should be as a nation, especially when you consider the abundance of natural and human resources Nigeria is blessed with. Nigeria is like a man who has everything and lacks nothing, yet, he is still seen to be suffering and in serious pains.

Corruption, bad leadership and outright mismanagement of our gigantic God-given wealth have kept us crawling, even though we have since been released from the clutches of colonialism through the actualization of independence. We have become more like a crawling giant.

In a piece on his column of September 27, 2011 edition of Guardian Newspaper, Dr. Luke Onyekakeyah, an analyst and the author of “The Crawling Giant” gave an insight into factors that could make a giant remain at a crawling stage. He enumerated and explained four points to buttress his argument.

In the words of Onyekakeyah, “The fourth and possibly the worst circumstance that could make a giant crawl is self-inflicted injury, in which case only the giant is to blame for his fate. A crawling giant in this context is one that failed to recognise his position in the scheme of things. Rather than rising and occupying his rightful position, this unfortunate giant embarked on a wastage spree of his God-given heritage. The prodigality instinct of this giant on the ground drove him to squander his means and opportunities in reckless spending. And like the story of the prodigal son, it got to a point
when he wasted all his inheritance and was in danger of losing his life to destitution. According to the story, it was at that point that he came back to his senses, made a drastic decision to brave the shame and humiliation of a wasted youth to go back home. He was lucky that the home front was still intact and could still afford him the opportunity to return.

I want to stress that it’s not all prodigal sons that have the opportunity for a second chance. Many prodigal sons that misused the opportunities of their lives never have a second chance to start all over again. They perish in their foolishness.” According to the writer and columnist, “Nigeria is a crawling giant on account of deadly injuries it has inflicted on herself. Where do we go from here? The country should retrace its steps as the only way out.

All the political and economic structures that have failed the country should be dismantled for a better and more progressive arrangement. It’s better to start life afresh like the prodigal son than to perish in self-inflicted destitution.”

While contributing to a motion moved by the Senate Majority Leader, Victor Ndoma-Egba (SAN), requesting the Senate to congratulate President Goodluck Jonathan, the government and good people of Nigeria on the country’s 53rd independence anniversary, Senators unanimously agreed in their submissions that the nation’s leaders had failed to offer the requisite leadership that could guarantee our socio-economic independence.

In his contribution, Chairman, Senate Committee on Rules and Business, Senator Ita Enang, observed that the critical situation in the education sector and the reduction of Nigeria to a mere raw material supplier to industrial companies in other climes, was not the best for a nation that has actually attained self-governance.

Hear him: “A truly independent nation is measured by its quality of education and economic sustainability. A situation whereby our universities are shut for months and manufacturing companies are relocating daily to neighbouring countries is not good enough for an independent nation. How can we claim to be an independent nation when all we do is just to produce raw materials for processing firms outside the country and nothing serious is being done to address the high rate of unemployment?”

On his part, Senate President, David Mark, noted that it is the common people that should be congratulated for their exhibition of so much patience and imperturbability, amidst frustrations induced by total abuse of power and maladministration.

The number-one lawmaker in the country said: “We need to look inwards and begin to search our minds. The ball certainly is in our court as leaders to do what we should do to reverse the trend. We must shelve the attitude of seeking power at all costs. We do not need to get desperate about getting to the top. At any level we are, we must be ready to contribute our quotas. We have so many human resources in this country but we are losing them because everybody has gone out of the country to seek greener pastures. We must do something to get them back.”

The revelation by the President of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), Dr. Osahon Enabulele, on the same day the Red Chamber bewailed the state of affairs in the country, clearly confirmed the statement of Mark on the rate at which Nigerians are moving out of the country to look for comfort elsewhere.

Enabulele told a national newspaper in Abuja that only one out of three registered Nigerian doctors practices in the country, with the other 2/3 traveling abroad. He said: “71,740 doctors registered with Medical and Dental Council, about 27,000 are practising in Nigeria while others are practising outside the shores of this country.” The situation is not different in other professions as well. And this has really dragged us back as we have lost our best hands to other countries because successive governments failed to create conducive environment that could encourage people to want to remain in their fatherland, even when they have every opportunity to move out.

While I join in congratulating Nigerians on the auspicious occasion of our 53rd independence anniversary, I call on our present crop of leaders to do everything within their reach to get us out of this quagmire, which is obviously a product of our handiwork. They must leave no stone unturned to renew the confidence of the people of this great country called Nigeria. This is the time for them to put in place all necessary machineries that will make us to stop crawling and start walking as a truly self-regulating nation. Our lawmakers must go beyond their lamentation on the state of affairs in the country and use their good offices to help change the situation in the interest of all Nigerians. May God help Nigeria!

Michael Jegede, a journalist and public affairs commentator wrote from Abuja
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Sports / Re: N96M Abuja Stadium Re-Grassing Causes Controversy by vanstanzy(m): 12:25pm On Sep 27, 2013
And the useless spending and embezzling never stops. Na wa o! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Crime / Re: Body Of 2-yr-old Exhumed In Church Premises by vanstanzy(m): 11:03pm On Sep 24, 2013
josigaderoyal:

I have actaually waited to see this on nairaland. OP, I think you should give us names, pics or the name of the church in question if you believe this story is an authentic one. Please be specific in your reports so as not to turn nairaland to a platform where "small minds" pass uninformed judgements and gossip unnecessarily. Let me give you the true story. A child passed out naturally. The parents took her to a hospital in oshodi. But the hospital rejected her saying she was dead. The parents who are members of the same church ran to the pastors for help. Seeing nothing could be done to revive the girl, they brot her to the branch of the church in Egbeda to bury her there. Agreed, the church didn't obtain permmission from the govt before the baby was buried,this is not a case of any ritual killing. Sorry, in your reports you failed to tell us here that the father of the child who was also privy to his child burial is also in detention with the pastor. It will suffice me to tell you that the arrested Pastor is truly a man of God. A man of good character n integrity. The church is a living church which upholds the true teachings of Christ. Pls I hope by the time the storm is over you will tell this forum the truth. Shallom.

I think u should also prove to us that ur story is authentic and stop hiding behind ur username either.

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Crime / Re: Body Of 2-yr-old Exhumed In Church Premises by vanstanzy(m): 10:57pm On Sep 24, 2013
Clerverly: Wow! It has been 10years now since I attended church. To God Be Glory!

Clap for urself then. FYI, U deceive non other but urself.
Car Talk / Re: Why Did Nigeria Change From Righthand Drive To Lefthand Drive? by vanstanzy(m): 10:46pm On Sep 24, 2013
emman44: It was changed by a military president because he bought a right handed car....I think it was babangida

Correction!!! its OBJ during his military rule and not IBB.

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Car Talk / Re: Why Did Nigeria Change From Righthand Drive To Lefthand Drive? by vanstanzy(m): 10:42pm On Sep 24, 2013
The same reason why the Chicken had to cross the road. Abi what do u think?
Business / Re: Is Pectstocks.com Real by vanstanzy(m): 6:49pm On Jul 27, 2013
I had wanted this topic to make it tm the FP, so as to hear peoples opinion. Surpisingly the site doesnt have a forum, no FAQ and no demo trade, so there's noway of even practising to trade.
I just hope i havent made a mistake.
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria: CHAN Qualifier - (2 - 0) On 27th July 2013 by vanstanzy(m): 6:36pm On Jul 27, 2013
Nigerians, here we go again with our teams usual dismal display. Mtshewww!
Religion / Re: Virgin Mary's Image Seen In Edo At St Benedicts Catholic Church In Ubiaja by vanstanzy(m): 6:23pm On Jul 23, 2013
Airhix: Sketching information about the Virgin Mary's Apparition in st Benedicts catholic church,Ubiaja in Esan south-East local government Area of Edo-state ,Nigeria, picture is every where in the blessed land of esan, no surprises at all from me ,because ubiaja was one of the home land of white missionaries who brought christianity to Esan land . As the Esan people celebrate a centenary celebration of Christianity ,its a mark of Blessed Mother of God's prayers to the Esan land. I would be heading to Ubiaja tomorrow to see the exact sport of the apparition . Blessed Mother of God , pray for me.

C'mon! Thats just a SHADOW! people. Am a Catholic, but i must say this is crazy.[b]
Politics / Re: Nigerian Jet For Malawian President by vanstanzy(m): 11:24am On Jul 16, 2013
What can i say! embarassed embarassed embarassed
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Calls For Peace In Rivers State by vanstanzy(m): 11:00am On Jul 16, 2013
Speak to ur husband lady Patience. He's the SOURCE of all the Brouhaha in Rivers State. angry angry angry Who is fooling whom?[b][/b]
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Sees A Revolution In Nigeria by vanstanzy(m): 10:58am On Jul 16, 2013
This is by far one of the best prophecies i have read of in ages. cheesy cheesy cheesy SWEEP ALL THE CROOKS AWAY! angry angry
TV/Movies / Re: Nando: Selly Infected Me With Chlamydia (Big Brother Africa) by vanstanzy(m): 8:54pm On Jul 15, 2013
Nando is a dunce, whats he complaining about? after enjoying the "THUMP!", now he's spitting bull-crap. This is what u get when u sleep with a loose slut like silly-selly.
Thank God the bitch is outta the house before she infects more occupants. Randy-Nando, u are next in line!
TV/Movies / Re: Sollywood, Collywood & Mollywood - Africa's Hilarious Movie Industries!!! by vanstanzy(m): 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2013
jiggaz: I was shocked the day i came across these ''Woods'' that exists in Africa!!! grin grin grin Lmaoo!! I mean, i taught we have only Nollywood in Africa, i know of Ghollywood from Ghana too. But u cant imagine my shock when i discovered dat Sierra Leone calls their movie industry ''Sollywood'', Cameroon calls their own ''Collywood'', Tanzania calls theirs ''Tollywood'', Malawi ''Mollywood'' & Kenya ''Riverwood''. grin grin grin Wahala dey oo. It was not even Nigerians dat named our movie industry ''Nollywood''. It was named by some Americans doing a research on the Nigerian Movie Industry back in the day. They said dat it is the African version of Hollywood & they started calling it ''Nollywood'' and that was how the name stuck. So Nairalanders, what do u guys think of the names of these African Movie Industries? grin .... Over to una... Plz Moderators, frontpage!!! grin grin


This is arrant madness! What insanity! grin grin grin grin

Forum Games / Re: Write A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You by vanstanzy(m): 8:02pm On Jul 15, 2013
FrancaNneka: Hey you above....i could catch a grenade for you. undecided

Haaah! grin grin grin This is more like it. My peom goes like this,

I was gonna make love to u, before i got high,
i was gonna eat ur pu**y too, but i got high,
La!la!la!
Now am jerking-off and i know why,
Heh!heh!
Because i got high, cos i got high, cos i got high. grin grin grin

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Forum Games / Re: Write A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You by vanstanzy(m): 7:58pm On Jul 15, 2013
The nairalander above me is a guy, i cant write a love letter to a guy. NO WAY! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TV/Movies / Re: Lawyers To Sue Betty For "Public Sex" In Big Brother House? by vanstanzy(m): 9:17pm On Jul 14, 2013
chicbenita: An Ethiopian website is reporting that a group of lawyers in Addis Ababa has finalized its plans to sue Big Brother Africa’s 2013 contestant, Betty Abera for having s^x in public.

According to a local radio show, Ethiopikalink, if she is convicted, Betty could potentially face up to six years behind bars.
Ethiopia’s Betty and Sierra Leon’s Bolt became the first couple to engage in a “s^x act” in 2013′s Big Brother Africa.

Social medias such as Facebook pages, including radio hosts in Ethiopia had been tirelessly condemning Betty’s very-open “hook up” on live television.

See more at: http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/07/betty-to-be-sued-for-having-sx-in-big.html

Abegi, make these HOLIER THAN THOU private LIARS so-called lawyers go and sit the f**k down. Have they not done worse before? Let he who has no sin cast the first stone.
"Brood of Vipers!" angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Surrounded By Professional Praise-singers - David-west by vanstanzy(m): 8:30pm On Jun 16, 2013
Exactly what i've been trying to tell that *Trainee President* so-called GEJ. There are snitches all around you.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by vanstanzy(m): 6:17pm On Jun 15, 2013
GO SUPER EAGLES! Tahiti should be a walk over grin grin grin... Unless!
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo's Mansion In Port Harcourt by vanstanzy(m): 6:14pm On Jun 15, 2013
See, It really pays to be rebellious in a lawless nation like Nigeria.

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