₦airaland Forum

Never4getU:
Why are u so pained about the sleeping tablet ur oga used to d court? He needs to sleep afterall he doesn't rest. If it were Tinubu u will so enjoyed it abi? Hypocrite will kill u fast before 29May

Did your Tinubu even show up

You guys ehn, na buns una get for brains.

Not even buns and egg sef, just dry bunzZ

Acekidc4:
If you Sore Losers Like Cry from now till Eternity, Tinubu Will be Sworn in As Your President at least for the Next 4 Year........... Nothing your Forefathers can do about it..........if una like make Dem Speed Tribunal up or Not, e no concern us........ Renewed Hope have Come to Stay........Awon Rubbish gang of Sore Losers.

Let’s settle this shh right now abeg.

Cause that’s how you guys said Buhari would make some of y’all winners and others losers, yet ALL OF US COULD NOT ACCESS OUR OWN CURRENCY!

So please don’t run away. Let’s settle this.

How are you going to be winning with Tinubu?

Acekidc4:
If you Sore Losers Like Cry from now till Eternity, Tinubu Will be Sworn in As Your President at least for the Next 4 Year........... Nothing your Forefathers can do about it..........if una like make Dem Speed Tribunal up or Not, e no concern us........ Renewed Hope have Come to Stay........Awon Rubbish gang of Sore Losers.

I think all Nigerians are losers here

Or wait, do you think you are a winner cause Tinubu might be President?

Have you ever travelled to the West before so see what life is like?

In what ways would you be winning? Tell me the specific sectors.

Security?

Power/Electricity?

Health?

Sports?

Tell me exactly why you would be winning and others wailing.

Funny enough, even dictators of other countries are not as wicked as our so called democratic leaders here.

At least not to their own citizens.

Hate Putin, but see what he builds for Russians, what about China?

Just Naija that one pot bellied neegah would feel like he doesn’t bleed red blood like the rest of us

But they bleed, just like us

darling2424:
Nigeria is careless

We definitely care less in this continent or country specifically.

If the yanks were like us, they may never have gone to the moon

How you wan take reach moon when pessin go use rocket fuel money, buy 2 new Range Rover every 4 years

Just got done reading about the retirement package of some of these guys.

Changing brand new cars every 4 years in the poverty capital of the world?

I don’t know if we are too docile, cause if this was Texas or America as a whole, these guys would be shot, close range or by volunteer snipers.

It’s the audacity for me, having the temerity to suck up all states resources, meanwhile, some of their citizens were probably killed by potholes just last week.

Sad.

Sad and annoying

helinues:
At least what I dey support no dey lule like una.

You guys don't even have any tangible record to boast on on what you have been supporting for the last 8 years.

How come you people who signed pact with Angels always support things that are meant to be doomed?

I just posted that link to a thread in Rivers IREV.

https://www.nairaland.com/7681473/picture-irev-result-rivers-state

Isn’t that evidence much more debate worthy as it pertains to an election tribunal, vs who is sleeping?

Majoring in the minors and minoring in the majors, mtcheew

There is a murder trial,

One source finds evidence on the murder weapon.

But instead of the news media to focus on inputs that drive the case, like the murder weapon, they say that the victim was in court sleeping.

Does a sleeping victim or a murder weapon move a murder case forward?

I’ve always said that IQ LEVELS are too low in Naija!

helinues:
Hahaha, why should results from your concorted Irev made it to FP.

ANAP poll na brain resetting for the mods

This dude has made an eternal pact with Lucifer for a special seat in his kingdom.

That’s why you have never supported any good thing since I’ve seen you on nairaland.

You wake up, singing praise and worship to Satan each day, in anticipation of your everlasting home.

helinues:
Hahaha, why should results from your concorted Irev made it to FP.

ANAP poll na brain resetting for the mods

Hells Anus on the beat

Seepage of sewage from your gutter mouth, enough to handle all of Hell-Fires demons and monsters poo

I don’t envy you.

If human poo smells, then imagine demon poo from hell? Then imagine you!

Why would they move such trivial post of Obi sleeping” to front page, when a post with actual substance still sits at the back pages?

This is the post of INEC results for rivers showing Peter Obi won rivers

https://www.nairaland.com/7681473/picture-irev-result-rivers-state

Isn’t that more pertinent to post about election tribunal subject matter, than someone debatably sleeping?

Does sleeping alter a verdict? Or does evidence?

Na wa for una o

malcom1X:
Dude I want to ask, if the president elect is sworn and so there's a breach in the constitution of the federal republic, does that not give the army the power to take over since they will no longer be bound to the constitution any longer?

So it will be like anything goes, and note there will also be a heavy presence of the army at that inauguration too.

Don’t even know bro, but then, Naija has always been the theater of the absurd.

Btw, No light here, gen bout to go off, into the darkness I go, chai!

Can’t wait to see how Tinubu will escape this

Pythagoras001:
it is rounded to the nearest integer. there are some state in which 3 is not a divisor of the total number of lga e. g if After division we get 18.*** 18 if 18.**< 18.5 otherwise 19 if 18.***>= 18.5. ceiling and floor function. the argument for and against the interpretation of Abuja are strong and tight the options are either we take the interpretation literally or we take it in view of avoiding conflict with other sections of the constitution.

My feeling is that the second options is highly probable because
e.g. if someone wins 36 states and loses Abuja what then happens (are Abuja resident more important than other Nigerians)

Some things you can't round.

That's why some simple math questions get missed in exams. Like a question would state "...for positive integers greater than..." and people would start considering fractions and decimals.

Some things can be rounded up or down, or taken in precise fractions, like for instance: -

If I asked you to share 13 apples equally between 3 children, then you could even get an automated laser cutter, like in manufacturing industries to slice the final apple to give them each 0.33333333333 of it.

However, somethings can neither be rounded, nor taken in precise fractions, like for instance: -

If I asked you to share 13 Dogs equally between 3 children. Please I hope you won't slice that final dog oo


A state is distinct and whole as you can't have 0.5, or 0.3, or 0.675923... of a state.

With that in mind, 2/3 of 36 + 1 will give you and integer, as opposed to 2/3 of 37

Notice how there was and still is no legitimate counter to the math on this thread.

No wonder all these math exams like SAT GMAT and the rest are tricky

The question would indicate the answer must be an integer, but the test taker would simply glance over the text, ignoring the integer rule, and hence, start factoring in decimals into computations that are already waaay off.

Some people question how things in the Bible could be real.

Like how could a crowd choose barabas over Jesus Christ?

But you see it in everyday life, how people choose destruction over building, bad over good...

Obiedun:
Zombies like you think irrationally. That's why everything is turning against them. Labour party will soon become history.

Chai!

Bro you don’t have electricity

Let that sink in.

Why do you guys hate your country soo much?

So in your lifetime, you don’t even aspire to have your country were things work

That your blood brother must travel to white man land or some better countries in Africa, before they experience 24/7 light in their lifetime?

Is that the legacy you want for your people?

To be born and die and never see their country afford them with 24/7 light?

Then you call me a zombie because I want a better life for blacks, while you want a Buhari or a Tinubu and not a better country.

Why do you hate your own family that much? Why do you hate Nigeria that you continually support it’s destroyers?

The will ask that what is the guarantee that a doctor can heal them vs a mechanic that they want to go to for health.

Same way they would ask that how are we sure Buhari can’t fix the country? How are we sure Tinubu won’t succeed.

Someone speaking BalaBue, is who you prefer, to even those Nigerians that are a part of designing the very phones and computers you use. Or the Nigerian doctors abroad making waves, or the diligent farmer, or ...

It’s Bala Blue, Blue Blue, BulaBa.

How are we so sure that Blue Blue won’t fix the country?

Mumu

Low IQ individuals have really damaged Nigeria 🇳🇬

marlow1962:
Lol
Seriously the major problem of this country is ILLITERACY and POVERTY. These are just the two factors.
A poor man will congratulate a rich man for flying abroad to treat himself, that same poor man will come online to beg for assistance that he is not feeling fine.
A poor and stupid man will stand hours under there hot sun to vote for a politician who him and his family is doing fine, eating chicken everyday, his son carrying big nyash everyday, daughter buying wigs and using different kinds of gadgets. That same poor man will now vote finish, go back home and soak garri or scrape the burn part of the food in his pot.

That same poor man will see his fellow man progress, he will bad mouth the person and find a way to bring him down.
Omo poor ppl get problem for this country, u con join illiteracy inside am (massive explosion).

Apc has use POVERTY to reconfigure some (if not most) Nigerians brain. The same poor man with free mtn daily 10mb will come online to defend ppl that made his life miserable.
After woman, fear poor man.

Poverty really is a powerful weapon

The will ask that what is the guarantee that a doctor can heal them vs a mechanic that they want to go to for health.

Same way they would ask that how are we sure Buhari can’t fix the country? How are we sure Tinubu won’t succeed.

Low IQ individuals have really damaged Nigeria 🇳🇬

Xbox2005:
Why can't this so called doomsday prophets keep their mouths shut.must things goes your way all the time.What is the assurance of who you are rooting for will turn around the country.bross you are not God and with all the past records of the aspirant,the president elect still stand out.so chill

Next time you’re sick, go to a mechanic instead of a doctor.

Then tell the doubters that, what is the guarantee that a doctor will fix you and not a mechanic.

You see why low IQ is an issue in Nigeria?

blackpanda:
Ok. But I still love tinubu. I just love that man. He's definitely God sent

lol, God is not to be mocked, are you a child?

Well carry on in your wisdom.

blackpanda:
I still prefer Tinubu to pretentious Obi

Of course you do.

Maybe you haven't seen good in your life before, so you don't know any berrrerr

Maybe you haven't been abroad, so you think Nigeria a normal society.

Unfortunate, but I will pray for big, no HUGE things for you!

Majesty7:
Definitely your own IQ is on the negative.

Making issues just because of a PICC line. How stupid can anyone be again? It shows the alarming level of your daftness

By their fruits you shall know them.

Argue and curse me all day, but look at your Nigeria, with leaders you have bragged and bragged about.

I'm sure you're either using candle light now, or tossshh light, but your bragging keeps you comfortable at night.

RockHard:
No sleep for the Wicked for the next 8 solid years. Ekun egbere ni won mama ke.

You Nigerians just want your country to be the worst of the worst

The question though is why?

What's in it for you, that you would want to see your children or brothers children suffer.

Exclusive101:
Baba wey no well don win Igbo Pandoraa Obi youth. Igbo youth don declare 8 years of chronic inconsolable wailing over Tinubu victory n presidency which is their right but na thunder go strike kill anybody that stop you from wailing during Tinubu 8 solid years.

That just goes to show why Nigeria is one of, if not, the most corrupt and underdeveloped countries in the world.

Last time, YOU GUYS CHOSE BUHARI, THE COUP PLOTTER, TO SHOW IGBOS AND IN THE PROCESS, SHOW YOUR OWN CHILDREN AND FAMILY.

NOW YOU HAVE ELECTED DRUG DADDY, TO SHOW IGBOS PEPPER.

You guys aren't even smart enough to know that if you try to kill a section of the country, you essentially kill the whole country.

Like when your family was running around looking for ordinary 1k to withdraw from ATM.

Most of you Nigerians have like single digit IQs, like 10, 40, but you, I think yours is a solid 1.

Exclusive101:
Igbos worldwide now wake up n breath Tinubu with the irredeemable hate they inherited for the superior Yoruba tribe from their parents.

Imagine this Igbo clown 🤡 is so traumatized he can not sleep at 1 AM because of Tinubu nightmare or how will Igbos escape the trauma of Tinubu leading the entire Igbo population on Earth for good 8 years?!

Bro he no go beta for any living soul that stop en every member of your tribe from wailing throughout the entire duration of Tinubu presidency

Do you even have family in Nigeria?

You must be very wicked to them, if you wish to bequeth a failed country to them

Electricity - Poor
Water - No
Roads - Poor

You - Happy, screaming IPOB

Something is really twisted in yalls brains men

You can't be a NORMAL human, no way

Jerryherd:




From Jubril clone of ElSudan to Amoda Yekini Aguileri of Iragbiji/Guinea


Isn't this stupidity getting more and more hilarious

Well for a group to start a war with loud mouth ragtag army, and loose 3 million souls... 3 freaking million to starvation, hunger, cannibalism only for the leader to run off with his favorite Mercedes Benz and family returning to surrender and contest later

Animal Planet, National Geographic Chanel , Discovery Wild need to dedicate a full documentary series on how these particular group reason and how their brains work Politicaly



.

What about a documentary of a society that has no electricity and water in 2023

I guess you don't care about such things for Nigeria.

For you, make everyone suffer sha as long as you can use your vaseline to jerk off to Jagaban in the dark.

PandoraObi:
Lowest IQs are winning elections and people that have IQs and compare themselves to God are being defeated gruesomely, what a life, they gnashing, crying, wailing, blabbering, rambling and in extreme grieve , I prefer to be in the group of Lowest IQs winning and having results to show for their little efforts, nothing hinders their victory, rather than being in the highest IQs with defeats and labour in vain

What a life indeed, that you smile at your nation when you can’t even get electricity, water and good roads.

What a life indeed!!