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Politics › Re: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:17pm On Jun 11, 2023
frank14011991:
Must people of Alaigbo always wail
Bro, so you’ve now extended the term “wailing”, to include those asking for justice? Even when the crime is crystal clear?

Braaah, this makes me sad men.

Don’t know why some or most Nigerians don’t want a better country, or to become like a USA or Dubai or Canada...

Sad 😢
Politics › Re: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:13pm On Jun 11, 2023
Polchiz:
Ganduje is not an Igbo man. He cannot be arrested.
The common enemy of all Nigerians is Igbo.
I don’t even have to bring tribe into this.

My own is, this guy was caught multiple times on like 3-4 different videos

I mean come ooooooon!!

In all these CSI shows you watch, see how they analyze dna, fingerprints, shoe prints, trash, tyre markings, etc just fo find the culprit.

Imagine how boring those shows would be if the criminal slipped up and was caught on camera in the first scene?

“Well, Open and Shut case Johnson!!!”

Here we have this guy caught with Koro-Koro eyes, yet EFCC is raiding random hotels, chasing the wind.

What kind of Godless country is this?

Even if he gets a plea deal, at least arrest the guy first. Even if it’s 2 years in jail, let him serve, haba!

No justice in God-less Nigeria, cause the God I know is a God of love, mercy and justice.

Is God still God without justice?

A land with no justice, no law, order, tufuakwa!!
Politics › Re: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:47pm On Jun 11, 2023
Haaland007:
They can't arrest them or they'll all be involved because they know what each other knows, they're all connected.
As in...

Live stuffing of Agbada can’t be easily forgotten though.
Politics › Re: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op):
The same people that CAN’T arrest a theif caught live on Camera

are the ones telling you to endure removal of subsidy that they will use the money well

Dey play!!

In corruption negrooo capital?

Biko, endure!

Endure while they retire with 40 cars all fueled to the brim with government money, in fact some petrol is even dripping out their tank as they zoom pass you.

Endure!!
Politics › Re: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
Corruption capital of the word.

Even with raw video evidence in their eyes
Politics › Re: Using Nigerian Ingenuity To Counter The Effect Of Subsidy Removal by VaselineCrew: 5:23pm On Jun 11, 2023
Supremos:
I do buy fuel 5000 every night to power my house because we have not had electricity for over 4months. With this I will save money
No light for months but remove subsidy

Wicked leaders
Politics › Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:21pm On Jun 11, 2023
Caught RED HANDED, so RED HANDED that even Buhari was confused, not understanding the teconology used.

Buhari was like Ganduje is a sharp guy na, why didn’t he ask someone else to collect the mullah!

Anyways, I wonder if EFCC is gonna act on this now.

Or is Nigeria sooo corrupt that even when caught RED HANDED, they still dead the case huh

Chai, Black man dem!

Savages!!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGCvXTISNns&pp=ygUOR2FtZHVqZSBkb2xsYXI%3D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCx7UXpQPF8&pp=ygUOR2FtZHVqZSBkb2xsYXI%3D
Politics › Global Unemployment Rate Snapshot by VaselineCrew(op): 2:56pm On Jun 05, 2023
Now add subsidy removal

Politics › How Can You Say You Are Selling Old Stock At Higher Prices So... by VaselineCrew(op): 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2023
How can you say you are selling old stock at higher prices so marketers can afford new prices?

A whole 30 days of selling cheaper product at higher prices, so that they will afford the new prices? Sorry that makes no sense.

Why not extend the 30 day period too to the masses, so they too can prepare for and afford the new prices?

They say if they wait there will be hoarding, but that is only true because Tinubu announced it at the WRONG-EST time possible.

Tinubu is the one that created the panic, and now, we must all pay for his callous statement 30 days ahead of time?

So what happens to the subsidy bill already paid for the 30 days? Who gets that money?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 4:51pm On Jun 03, 2023
This thread is depressing.

People using the opportunity God has given them to mock others not as fortunate.
Politics › Re: They Can’t Subsidize You, But They Subsidize Themselves, 6 Cars Every 3 Years by VaselineCrew(op): 1:26pm On Jun 01, 2023
Imagine you were given a choice:-

Get pension from a very successful company vs pension from a failing company.

A wise person would probably get annoyed at such a question, wondering if you’re trying to belittle them by asking such a simple question.

“Of course I’d want the pension from the successful company, are you okay?”, the person would probably say in an outburst.

Then you unveil the pension package of the failing company, and you see the pic below, all for just 8 years of labour.

The shock! The utter disbelief!

Well this is Nigeria after all.

Remember, the sacrifice is yours alone, NOT THEM!

Politics › They Can’t Subsidize You, But They Subsidize Themselves, 6 Cars Every 3 Years by VaselineCrew(op): 1:14pm On Jun 01, 2023
Not saying I support the subsidy, but, I find it funny that leaders that the state subsidizes or even babies, are in such a hurry to un-subsidize YOU!

Tinubu gets what? 6 new cars every 3 years? For just 8 years of work life?

New houses in Abuja and Lagos?

Salary for life?

They are never ever in the same hurry to remove their own subsidy, I wonder why?

A real leader would lead by example during this time of sacrifice, but not Naija leaders.

YOU, must make the needed sacrifice, NOT THEM!

REMEMBER THAT!
Politics › Even With No Electricity, Some Are Happy, Calling Others "Obi D iots", Wow! by VaselineCrew(op): 10:21pm On May 28, 2023
My mind has been racing on how to improve our offgrid power supply as mains power has been almost non existent this last month.

I take a break, log into nairaland and see APC guys happy because another corrupt baron is about to take the helms.

Undoubtedly, it is perplexing to watch/read their hailing, making me wonder if these guys aren't going through the same struggles others are going through, for instance, lack of constant power supply.

Makes me wonder!

They also hailed the one before, chanting "Sai BABA!" like a prayer, citing BODY LANGUAGE as a new means of problem solving. Abusing everyone else who wanted something better for the country, the people, the children, calling them "wailers".

They know that even after 8 years with their new corruption champion, electricity issues still won't be solved, yet they rejoice.

We used to say 2020 and still no light, NOW, it's 2023 and still no light.

I pray for all Nigerians of good intentions tonight, may God help you rise above the chaos that is loved by the evil doers. You have prayed for a better Nigeria along with others, but it seems our prayers aren't coming to pass. I don't know why God isn't answering, there must be a reason. In all, remain hopeful, faithful, prayerful, loving and diligent, though it's hard, I know. The depression calls, but God will help each and every one of us, in Jesus name, amen.
Politics › Re: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 11:19pm On May 08, 2023
Sangoamadioha1:
I know you are just looking for unnecessary argument to trend your post so let me humor you.
The person you are referring to attended campaign Rallies where his plans were laid out. They also presented their manifestos to the public and held town hall meetings with a cross section of people for interactions. Because they did not appear in front of one biased journalist tbat means they did not 'interview' for the job. Pathetic.
Does nairaland pay for viral posts like Twitter or YouTube?

Most of you 🌽 Agbado Ambassadors 🌽 are just 🌽-Fused.

Agbado army personnel that just registered to start attacking anything that may change the status quo, mtcheew and better the life of his family.

Going out of your own way to ensure your children suffer in Nigeria has to be the most putrid form of evil.

Even the devil will smile at you and be proud.

Politics › Re: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:39pm On May 08, 2023
socialmediaman:
There is a loud minority of corrupt minded, selfish, bigoted and ignorant Nigerians but the people who want change are more than them in number

The problem is that it’s easy to make 23 become 2,300 on paper with no consequences. Criminals commit crimes and enjoy their lives, no questions asked.
Crazy!!

The people want change, but are easily blinded and tricked by sentiments to temporarily forget their problems resorting from an ill-managed society.

They have short term memories and very limited resolve!
Politics › Re: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:33pm On May 08, 2023
PoliticalUpdate:
How ironically sad!
I know right.

Meanwhile some people right now are studying their asses off prepping for a job interview tomorrow.

Some might even pull all-nighters

Yet some people don’t put even a minuscule amount of value on interviews when it comes to politicians, that have access to resources and policies that can shape the very future of the country in which they reside, for better or worse.
Politics › Re: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:25pm On May 08, 2023
Never4getU:
Remember to cry too😭😭
If me crying, means your children will also cry, is that a deal you’re ready to make?

I’m sure it is, cause your type seems to care not for the human condition in Nigeria.

So today I cry about no electricity

I cry that I can’t get government water

I cry that in an emergency, I can’t call 911

....

Will your child me immune to these things and more that make me cry?

Or will you disown your child? Swearing allegiance instead to the wicked hearts that made me cry? Because you are completely devoid of love in your heart?

So when your child is crying “daddy, daddy, I’m hot, there is no light”

You will tell him/her to CRY HARDER

You will tell him/her to WAIL ON!!

You will tell him/her that it was daddy that fought for the continued suffering of his people.

All the scared and frightened little child will be able to say is

YES DADDY cry
Politics › Re: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:16pm On May 08, 2023
To employ house boy, they will interview and interview, can you do this, can you do that, and ask for this and that, mother’s location, brothers wife sons location, bla bla bla.

However, to employ the man for the topmost job in the country, they’re like,

“We don’t need interview na abeg, shebi it’s his turn , let him just enter, then next will enter from this tribe, then next...”

Has the mental capacity of Nigerians soo eroded?

Some will still have the heart to tell me that interview is not needed.

I just don’t get why we bastardize ourselves so much in this country.

The followers know they are heading towards doom, but they are all so happy, taking the journey to the abyss with such glee and exuberance!

Naija really is the theater of the absurd, and there are so many shows playing were anomalies are given cloaks of normalcy!
Politics › A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:05pm On May 08, 2023
What does that tell you?

The fact that we have supporters of such a character is mind boggling.

No interview to share plans.

No debate to scrutinize plans.

On what basis do supporters then cheer such an aberration?

I know in Naija, right is left and up is down, but has it really gotten to this point? The upside-down world were a candidate is barely even put up to scrutiny for a job that is of paramount importance!

Less interview questions for a top position than for a driver or maid?

Wow, just Wow!!!
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 9:53pm On May 08, 2023
Pythagoras001:
on a lighter note smiley smiley the question i initially answered had nothing to do with sharing state equally. to your question as regards sharing the dog equally amongst the children would imply you gave each child four dogs each and kept one for yourself. the problem definition implicitly implies that you are working with natural numbers in discrete domain as opposed to the dealing with continuum and that include the idea of rounding up because in this context rational, algebraic , transcendental , complex , dual , quaternion etc. would have no meaning and therefore make no sense. just like asking you to give me PI number of eggs you would spend trillions of years and still not be able to give me PI number of eggs . as regards the orange question it would only be possible with infinite precision laser cutter i am rest assured it wouldn't happen in my lifetime and the probability it would happen in the future is close to zero as we are dealing with equal parts at the level of quarks
You just made my point for me.

It’s implicit.

So if I were to ask you, that a number of dogs were shared EQUALLY amongst 3 children, what could that number be? That is, how many dogs could have been shared?

A) 5
B) 7
C) 6
D) 13
E) 11

What would your answer be?
Politics › Re: Nairaland Mods Won’t Move INEC Rivers result to front page, But Obi “sleeping” by VaselineCrew(op): 4:59pm On May 08, 2023
Never4getU:
Why are u so pained about the sleeping tablet ur oga used to d court? He needs to sleep afterall he doesn't rest. If it were Tinubu u will so enjoyed it abi? Hypocrite will kill u fast before 29May
Did your Tinubu even show uphuh

You guys ehn, na buns una get for brains.

Not even buns and egg sef, just dry bunzZ undecided
Politics › Re: May 29: Those Demanding Quick Determination Of Petitions Ignorant – Keyamo by VaselineCrew: 4:51pm On May 08, 2023
Acekidc4:
If you Sore Losers Like Cry from now till Eternity, Tinubu Will be Sworn in As Your President at least for the Next 4 Year........... Nothing your Forefathers can do about it..........if una like make Dem Speed Tribunal up or Not, e no concern us........ Renewed Hope have Come to Stay........Awon Rubbish gang of Sore Losers.
Let’s settle this shh right now abeg.

Cause that’s how you guys said Buhari would make some of y’all winners and others losers, yet ALL OF US COULD NOT ACCESS OUR OWN CURRENCY!

So please don’t run away. Let’s settle this.

How are you going to be winning with Tinubu?
Politics › Re: May 29: Those Demanding Quick Determination Of Petitions Ignorant – Keyamo by VaselineCrew: 4:49pm On May 08, 2023
Acekidc4:
If you Sore Losers Like Cry from now till Eternity, Tinubu Will be Sworn in As Your President at least for the Next 4 Year........... Nothing your Forefathers can do about it..........if una like make Dem Speed Tribunal up or Not, e no concern us........ Renewed Hope have Come to Stay........Awon Rubbish gang of Sore Losers.
I think all Nigerians are losers here

Or wait, do you think you are a winner cause Tinubu might be President?

Have you ever travelled to the West before so see what life is like?

In what ways would you be winning? Tell me the specific sectors.

Security?

Power/Electricity?

Health?

Sports?

Tell me exactly why you would be winning and others wailing.
Politics › Re: Should Nigerian Politicians Be Hunted Down? by VaselineCrew(op): 4:40pm On May 08, 2023
Funny enough, even dictators of other countries are not as wicked as our so called democratic leaders here.

At least not to their own citizens.

Hate Putin, but see what he builds for Russians, what about China?

Just Naija that one pot bellied neegah would feel like he doesn’t bleed red blood like the rest of us

But they bleed, just like us angry
Politics › Re: Should Nigerian Politicians Be Hunted Down? by VaselineCrew(op): 4:38pm On May 08, 2023
darling2424:
Nigeria is careless
We definitely care less in this continent or country specifically.

If the yanks were like us, they may never have gone to the moon

How you wan take reach moon when pessin go use rocket fuel money, buy 2 new Range Rover every 4 years
Politics › Should Nigerian Politicians Be Hunted Down? by VaselineCrew(op): 4:32pm On May 08, 2023
Just got done reading about the retirement package of some of these guys.

Changing brand new cars every 4 years in the poverty capital of the world?

I don’t know if we are too docile, cause if this was Texas or America as a whole, these guys would be shot, close range or by volunteer snipers.

It’s the audacity for me, having the temerity to suck up all states resources, meanwhile, some of their citizens were probably killed by potholes just last week.

Sad.

Sad and annoying angry
Politics › Re: Nairaland Mods Won’t Move INEC Rivers result to front page, But Obi “sleeping” by VaselineCrew(op): 2:08pm On May 08, 2023
helinues:
At least what I dey support no dey lule like una.

You guys don't even have any tangible record to boast on on what you have been supporting for the last 8 years.

How come you people who signed pact with Angels always support things that are meant to be doomed?
I just posted that link to a thread in Rivers IREV.

https://www.nairaland.com/7681473/picture-irev-result-rivers-state

Isn’t that evidence much more debate worthy as it pertains to an election tribunal, vs who is sleeping?

Majoring in the minors and minoring in the majors, mtcheew
Politics › Re: Nairaland Mods Won’t Move INEC Rivers result to front page, But Obi “sleeping” by VaselineCrew(op): 2:04pm On May 08, 2023
There is a murder trial,

One source finds evidence on the murder weapon.

But instead of the news media to focus on inputs that drive the case, like the murder weapon, they say that the victim was in court sleeping.

Does a sleeping victim or a murder weapon move a murder case forward?

I’ve always said that IQ LEVELS are too low in Naija!
Politics › Re: Nairaland Mods Won’t Move INEC Rivers result to front page, But Obi “sleeping” by VaselineCrew(op): 2:01pm On May 08, 2023
helinues:
Hahaha, why should results from your concorted Irev made it to FP.

ANAP poll na brain resetting for the mods
This dude has made an eternal pact with Lucifer for a special seat in his kingdom.

That’s why you have never supported any good thing since I’ve seen you on nairaland.

You wake up, singing praise and worship to Satan each day, in anticipation of your everlasting home.
Politics › Re: Nairaland Mods Won’t Move INEC Rivers result to front page, But Obi “sleeping” by VaselineCrew(op): 1:57pm On May 08, 2023
helinues:
Hahaha, why should results from your concorted Irev made it to FP.

ANAP poll na brain resetting for the mods
Hells Anus on the beat

Seepage of sewage from your gutter mouth, enough to handle all of Hell-Fires demons and monsters poo

I don’t envy you.

If human poo smells, then imagine demon poo from hell? Then imagine you!
Politics › Nairaland Mods Won’t Move INEC Rivers result to front page, But Obi “sleeping” by VaselineCrew(op): 1:53pm On May 08, 2023
Why would they move such trivial post of Obi sleeping” to front page, when a post with actual substance still sits at the back pages?

This is the post of INEC results for rivers showing Peter Obi won rivers

https://www.nairaland.com/7681473/picture-irev-result-rivers-state

Isn’t that more pertinent to post about election tribunal subject matter, than someone debatably sleeping?

Does sleeping alter a verdict? Or does evidence?

Na wa for una o
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 10:29pm On May 06, 2023
malcom1X:
Dude I want to ask, if the president elect is sworn and so there's a breach in the constitution of the federal republic, does that not give the army the power to take over since they will no longer be bound to the constitution any longer?

So it will be like anything goes, and note there will also be a heavy presence of the army at that inauguration too.
Don’t even know bro, but then, Naija has always been the theater of the absurd.

Btw, No light here, gen bout to go off, into the darkness I go, chai! angry

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