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PoliticsRe: Seized Vessel With Stolen Oil Set Ablaze By Security Operatives by VaselineCrew: 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2023
BlackMaN CAN'T BUILD

ONLY TO DESTROY

BABOONS
PoliticsRe: Why Do Educational Cutoff Marks Vary Within The Country? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:43am On Jul 05, 2023
Ezeama400:
Brain capacity..

Some are smart wile Some people are naturally dull ...

The consequences of this rubbish is inefficiency and terrible performance when the graduates of those schools with low cut of marks start giving poor service in different agencies that would absorb them after graduation
I believe that all kids can become intelligent, unless a medical disability precludes such.

A low cutoff would serve to encourage low productivity.

Why should I study for my test if you tell me I need only 5 percent to pass, like bruuuuh, I’ll be partying all night.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Educational Cutoff Marks Vary Within The Country? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:41am On Jul 05, 2023
IconicR:
Go make your findings about quota system and you'll understand better.
When you board your next plane, would you like to be piloted 👨🏾‍✈️ by a pilot that scored 90+ percent on their piloting test, or a pilot that scored 10 percent and was only admitted to the program to fulfill the “QUOTA”??

Shebi if you die, it will be for a good cause ba? You will be screaming “Quotaaaaaaaa Systeeeeeeeem” as you fall to your doom.
PoliticsWhy Do Educational Cutoff Marks Vary Within The Country? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:32am On Jul 05, 2023
Why is it that a cutoff mark will be high for one set of people and lower for another set in the same country?

Why must Nigeria always created weird and chaotic rules that eschew justice?

Are we saying that some brains are naturally more advanced than others, SOLELY, based on place of birth?

Are we saying that students should not be encouraged to strive for the best when they are in a certain location?

Why why why?

Why Nigeria? You are everything that is against God.

Is Nigeria the Antichrist? Cause everything you do is Anti Christ, from the way you don’t provide good roads or even water for your children to the way you corrupt justice at every turn.

Very Anti Christ nation.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Is Dead And Buried Long Time by VaselineCrew: 7:04am On Jul 05, 2023
So this is the “UNITY BEGGING”, I’ve been hearing all about?

Yo when I say Africans have such low IQs, people would think it’s a diss, even after seeing the chart below, even after threads like this...

On one hand, you claim you hate something and don’t want it, it’s bitter and has no nutritional value, but on the other hand, you say you will rather die than leave this bitter and unhealthy thing that doesn’t bring you any joy at all, not even a euphoric feeling like drugs and shh, nothing, just bitter and you still want it?

Am armed robber comes to your house, but instead of praying that the person leaves, you instead make milk and cookies and present it like you were waiting for Santa, chai!!

I am starting to become racist, against fellow blacks cause wtf men?

Not even one majority Black Country on earth can compete with the likes of U.S, Russia, etc. Then you come to Naija and see the mentality of people and everything begins to make sense, like “oohhh”, so that’s why no black nation is developed.

White man came and dumped you together, but black man say I will rather die than revert this white mans decision.

Chai!

Na wa for the black race.

Obviously there are exceptional black individuals but there is something totally off with the black masses.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Presidential Convoy In Lagos Sparks Baseless Rantings Of Mischief Maker by VaselineCrew: 7:42am On Jun 28, 2023
helinues:
May be the wailers expected president Tinubu's supporters to have gone to the airport with Keke Maruwa or are they saying all the convoys are presidential convoy?

The Nigerian/Zambian nationalities who praised Zambia president for receiving massive crowd welcoming him back from France saying same can't be about Nigeria president, na this same people dey gnash teeth about his Excellency convoy since yesterday.

Life of Nigeria wailers, dem don wail so tey dem don thin like Panla fish
What has your own calling been?

To be a Devils Advocate? Supporter of all that is bad and evil? To inflict tears on your black brethren, prefering to see your brothers "WAIL" than "SMILE"?

You demon from the abyss, that opposed GEJ and supported BUHARI to the point your people couldn't even get their own currency.

Now you support Tinubu to further destroy your people.

You better enjoy all that you can in this life, for you will give account for all the tears you have caused to the one true king, who can not be bribed.
PoliticsAre Intellectuals Leaving Nairaland? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:07am On Jun 24, 2023
I saw a thread here, were a lawyer said "ONCE YOUR PASSPORT EXPIRES, YOU ARE NO LONGER A CITIZEN"

https://www.nairaland.com/7739618/tinubu-no-more-citizen-guinea

Definitely, I was expecting people to thrash such a concept, since it makes no sense, but to my surprise, people were singing praises on that thread with such a dumb premise.

Are we now agreeing that you are no longer Nigerian once your passport expires?

Have we descended to such level of thinking? wow!

Seems like nairaland has been converted to a Tinubu site, where logic is turned upside down daily.

The most illogical gets the most likes, wow!

PoliticsAsari Dokubo Now In Government? Picture Inside by VaselineCrew(op): 12:59am On Jun 23, 2023
what is the meaning of this?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:10pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anyone else having trouble logging in to bolt?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:31am On Jun 15, 2023
Anybody else having trouble login in to Bolt?

I get this message that I’m logged in on another device

PoliticsRe: No Other Presidential Candidates Would Have Started Well Like Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 9:42am On Jun 13, 2023
Nigeria is a funny country full of low IQ hypocrites.

That’s why some would have the nerve to say “Even if JESUS were in charge Nigeria won’t change”, like how dare you? How dare you say that, you hypocritical Nigerian.

You go from electing a coup plotter to a corruption kingpin, then at the end you keep wondering why you don’t have electricity and are trying to convert your gen from petrol to gas, when you shouldn’t even be using gen in the first place.

Now another hypocrite that firmly supported Buhari through all the economic disasters is boldly here to once again support another disaster with his full chest.

A hypocrite that went as far as to write to nairalanders explaining that garagara actually means something, gosh.

By the fruits you will know a good tree.

PoliticsRe: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:17pm On Jun 11, 2023
frank14011991:
Must people of Alaigbo always wail
Bro, so you’ve now extended the term “wailing”, to include those asking for justice? Even when the crime is crystal clear?

Braaah, this makes me sad men.

Don’t know why some or most Nigerians don’t want a better country, or to become like a USA or Dubai or Canada...

Sad 😢
PoliticsRe: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:13pm On Jun 11, 2023
Polchiz:
Ganduje is not an Igbo man. He cannot be arrested.
The common enemy of all Nigerians is Igbo.
I don’t even have to bring tribe into this.

My own is, this guy was caught multiple times on like 3-4 different videos

I mean come ooooooon!!

In all these CSI shows you watch, see how they analyze dna, fingerprints, shoe prints, trash, tyre markings, etc just fo find the culprit.

Imagine how boring those shows would be if the criminal slipped up and was caught on camera in the first scene?

“Well, Open and Shut case Johnson!!!”

Here we have this guy caught with Koro-Koro eyes, yet EFCC is raiding random hotels, chasing the wind.

What kind of Godless country is this?

Even if he gets a plea deal, at least arrest the guy first. Even if it’s 2 years in jail, let him serve, haba!

No justice in God-less Nigeria, cause the God I know is a God of love, mercy and justice.

Is God still God without justice?

A land with no justice, no law, order, tufuakwa!!
PoliticsRe: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:47pm On Jun 11, 2023
Haaland007:
They can't arrest them or they'll all be involved because they know what each other knows, they're all connected.
As in...

Live stuffing of Agbada can’t be easily forgotten though.
PoliticsRe: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op):
The same people that CAN’T arrest a theif caught live on Camera

are the ones telling you to endure removal of subsidy that they will use the money well

Dey play!!

In corruption negrooo capital?

Biko, endure!

Endure while they retire with 40 cars all fueled to the brim with government money, in fact some petrol is even dripping out their tank as they zoom pass you.

Endure!!
PoliticsRe: Will EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
Corruption capital of the word.

Even with raw video evidence in their eyes
PoliticsRe: Using Nigerian Ingenuity To Counter The Effect Of Subsidy Removal by VaselineCrew: 5:23pm On Jun 11, 2023
Supremos:
I do buy fuel 5000 every night to power my house because we have not had electricity for over 4months. With this I will save money
No light for months but remove subsidy

Wicked leaders
PoliticsWill EFCC Now Arrest Ganduje Since His Immunity Is No More? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:21pm On Jun 11, 2023
Caught RED HANDED, so RED HANDED that even Buhari was confused, not understanding the teconology used.

Buhari was like Ganduje is a sharp guy na, why didn’t he ask someone else to collect the mullah!

Anyways, I wonder if EFCC is gonna act on this now.

Or is Nigeria sooo corrupt that even when caught RED HANDED, they still dead the case huh

Chai, Black man dem!

Savages!!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGCvXTISNns&pp=ygUOR2FtZHVqZSBkb2xsYXI%3D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCx7UXpQPF8&pp=ygUOR2FtZHVqZSBkb2xsYXI%3D
PoliticsGlobal Unemployment Rate Snapshot by VaselineCrew(op): 2:56pm On Jun 05, 2023
Now add subsidy removal

PoliticsHow Can You Say You Are Selling Old Stock At Higher Prices So... by VaselineCrew(op): 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2023
How can you say you are selling old stock at higher prices so marketers can afford new prices?

A whole 30 days of selling cheaper product at higher prices, so that they will afford the new prices? Sorry that makes no sense.

Why not extend the 30 day period too to the masses, so they too can prepare for and afford the new prices?

They say if they wait there will be hoarding, but that is only true because Tinubu announced it at the WRONG-EST time possible.

Tinubu is the one that created the panic, and now, we must all pay for his callous statement 30 days ahead of time?

So what happens to the subsidy bill already paid for the 30 days? Who gets that money?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 4:51pm On Jun 03, 2023
This thread is depressing.

People using the opportunity God has given them to mock others not as fortunate.
PoliticsRe: They Can’t Subsidize You, But They Subsidize Themselves, 6 Cars Every 3 Years by VaselineCrew(op): 1:26pm On Jun 01, 2023
Imagine you were given a choice:-

Get pension from a very successful company vs pension from a failing company.

A wise person would probably get annoyed at such a question, wondering if you’re trying to belittle them by asking such a simple question.

“Of course I’d want the pension from the successful company, are you okay?”, the person would probably say in an outburst.

Then you unveil the pension package of the failing company, and you see the pic below, all for just 8 years of labour.

The shock! The utter disbelief!

Well this is Nigeria after all.

Remember, the sacrifice is yours alone, NOT THEM!

PoliticsThey Can’t Subsidize You, But They Subsidize Themselves, 6 Cars Every 3 Years by VaselineCrew(op): 1:14pm On Jun 01, 2023
Not saying I support the subsidy, but, I find it funny that leaders that the state subsidizes or even babies, are in such a hurry to un-subsidize YOU!

Tinubu gets what? 6 new cars every 3 years? For just 8 years of work life?

New houses in Abuja and Lagos?

Salary for life?

They are never ever in the same hurry to remove their own subsidy, I wonder why?

A real leader would lead by example during this time of sacrifice, but not Naija leaders.

YOU, must make the needed sacrifice, NOT THEM!

REMEMBER THAT!
PoliticsEven With No Electricity, Some Are Happy, Calling Others "Obi D iots", Wow! by VaselineCrew(op): 10:21pm On May 28, 2023
My mind has been racing on how to improve our offgrid power supply as mains power has been almost non existent this last month.

I take a break, log into nairaland and see APC guys happy because another corrupt baron is about to take the helms.

Undoubtedly, it is perplexing to watch/read their hailing, making me wonder if these guys aren't going through the same struggles others are going through, for instance, lack of constant power supply.

Makes me wonder!

They also hailed the one before, chanting "Sai BABA!" like a prayer, citing BODY LANGUAGE as a new means of problem solving. Abusing everyone else who wanted something better for the country, the people, the children, calling them "wailers".

They know that even after 8 years with their new corruption champion, electricity issues still won't be solved, yet they rejoice.

We used to say 2020 and still no light, NOW, it's 2023 and still no light.

I pray for all Nigerians of good intentions tonight, may God help you rise above the chaos that is loved by the evil doers. You have prayed for a better Nigeria along with others, but it seems our prayers aren't coming to pass. I don't know why God isn't answering, there must be a reason. In all, remain hopeful, faithful, prayerful, loving and diligent, though it's hard, I know. The depression calls, but God will help each and every one of us, in Jesus name, amen.
PoliticsRe: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 11:19pm On May 08, 2023
Sangoamadioha1:
I know you are just looking for unnecessary argument to trend your post so let me humor you.
The person you are referring to attended campaign Rallies where his plans were laid out. They also presented their manifestos to the public and held town hall meetings with a cross section of people for interactions. Because they did not appear in front of one biased journalist tbat means they did not 'interview' for the job. Pathetic.
Does nairaland pay for viral posts like Twitter or YouTube?

Most of you 🌽 Agbado Ambassadors 🌽 are just 🌽-Fused.

Agbado army personnel that just registered to start attacking anything that may change the status quo, mtcheew and better the life of his family.

Going out of your own way to ensure your children suffer in Nigeria has to be the most putrid form of evil.

Even the devil will smile at you and be proud.

PoliticsRe: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:39pm On May 08, 2023
socialmediaman:
There is a loud minority of corrupt minded, selfish, bigoted and ignorant Nigerians but the people who want change are more than them in number

The problem is that it’s easy to make 23 become 2,300 on paper with no consequences. Criminals commit crimes and enjoy their lives, no questions asked.
Crazy!!

The people want change, but are easily blinded and tricked by sentiments to temporarily forget their problems resorting from an ill-managed society.

They have short term memories and very limited resolve!
PoliticsRe: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:33pm On May 08, 2023
PoliticalUpdate:
How ironically sad!
I know right.

Meanwhile some people right now are studying their asses off prepping for a job interview tomorrow.

Some might even pull all-nighters

Yet some people don’t put even a minuscule amount of value on interviews when it comes to politicians, that have access to resources and policies that can shape the very future of the country in which they reside, for better or worse.
PoliticsRe: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:25pm On May 08, 2023
Never4getU:
Remember to cry too😭😭
If me crying, means your children will also cry, is that a deal you’re ready to make?

I’m sure it is, cause your type seems to care not for the human condition in Nigeria.

So today I cry about no electricity

I cry that I can’t get government water

I cry that in an emergency, I can’t call 911

....

Will your child me immune to these things and more that make me cry?

Or will you disown your child? Swearing allegiance instead to the wicked hearts that made me cry? Because you are completely devoid of love in your heart?

So when your child is crying “daddy, daddy, I’m hot, there is no light”

You will tell him/her to CRY HARDER

You will tell him/her to WAIL ON!!

You will tell him/her that it was daddy that fought for the continued suffering of his people.

All the scared and frightened little child will be able to say is

YES DADDY cry
PoliticsRe: A Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:16pm On May 08, 2023
To employ house boy, they will interview and interview, can you do this, can you do that, and ask for this and that, mother’s location, brothers wife sons location, bla bla bla.

However, to employ the man for the topmost job in the country, they’re like,

“We don’t need interview na abeg, shebi it’s his turn , let him just enter, then next will enter from this tribe, then next...”

Has the mental capacity of Nigerians soo eroded?

Some will still have the heart to tell me that interview is not needed.

I just don’t get why we bastardize ourselves so much in this country.

The followers know they are heading towards doom, but they are all so happy, taking the journey to the abyss with such glee and exuberance!

Naija really is the theater of the absurd, and there are so many shows playing were anomalies are given cloaks of normalcy!
PoliticsA Man That Did No Interviews, Didn’t Participate In A Debate, Got The Top Job by VaselineCrew(op): 10:05pm On May 08, 2023
What does that tell you?

The fact that we have supporters of such a character is mind boggling.

No interview to share plans.

No debate to scrutinize plans.

On what basis do supporters then cheer such an aberration?

I know in Naija, right is left and up is down, but has it really gotten to this point? The upside-down world were a candidate is barely even put up to scrutiny for a job that is of paramount importance!

Less interview questions for a top position than for a driver or maid?

Wow, just Wow!!!
PoliticsRe: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 9:53pm On May 08, 2023
Pythagoras001:
on a lighter note smiley smiley the question i initially answered had nothing to do with sharing state equally. to your question as regards sharing the dog equally amongst the children would imply you gave each child four dogs each and kept one for yourself. the problem definition implicitly implies that you are working with natural numbers in discrete domain as opposed to the dealing with continuum and that include the idea of rounding up because in this context rational, algebraic , transcendental , complex , dual , quaternion etc. would have no meaning and therefore make no sense. just like asking you to give me PI number of eggs you would spend trillions of years and still not be able to give me PI number of eggs . as regards the orange question it would only be possible with infinite precision laser cutter i am rest assured it wouldn't happen in my lifetime and the probability it would happen in the future is close to zero as we are dealing with equal parts at the level of quarks
You just made my point for me.

It’s implicit.

So if I were to ask you, that a number of dogs were shared EQUALLY amongst 3 children, what could that number be? That is, how many dogs could have been shared?

A) 5
B) 7
C) 6
D) 13
E) 11

What would your answer be?

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