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Travel › Re: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 1:10pm On Sep 07, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
The movie is called Idiocrazy. President Mountain Dew Camancho right?
Yes you are right bro, lol grin
Politics › Remember When Nigerian Courts Freed Ibori And UK Courts Jailed Him? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:23am On Sep 07, 2023
What a corrupt land
Politics › Re: Even When They Denied Nigerians Currency, They Still Voted APC by VaselineCrew(op): 6:15pm On Sep 06, 2023
Some Nigerians have decided the country must never move forward.
Politics › Even When They Denied Nigerians Currency, They Still Voted APC by VaselineCrew(op): 5:56pm On Sep 06, 2023
I remember those days of people sleeping at the ATM at 3am in the morning.

Those same people still woke up to stand on mandate.

When they show charts like below of Africans being the most stupid people on planet earth with the lowest IQ, y’all should NEVER get upset.

You are living proof

Travel › Re: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2023
Sometimes I want to give up, cause the amount of insane people in Nigeria is just too much.

There is this movie I watched were the guy was transported to future america and everyone was stupid.

So stupid that they couldn’t figure out why the plants couldn’t grow, as they were using a sports drink to water the plants instead of water.

Difference is, even in their stupidity, they still had enough brain cells to hire the guy that suggested they use water instead of sports drink.

In Nigeria, they would simply laugh at the guy.
Travel › Re: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 5:49pm On Sep 06, 2023
Kaycee54321:
It starts with the little things people see as "normal" in Nigeria:

- You drink sachet "pure" water and dump the sachet on the road like a retard.

- You crack boiled groundnuts along the road, chewing and leaving a groundnut shell trail like a bush animal.

- You cross the express running like a confused chicken when there's an overhead pedestrian bridge few metres away from you.

- You bring out your wa.nker and piss in the nearest gutter like a baboon when you're pressed...

- And many more.

It's not magic - We are the streets.
While this is all true, most can be solved with covered sidewalks.

How easy would it be to sweep a dirty paved floor vs having to retrieve that same dirt from gutter water huh
Travel › Re: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 5:47pm On Sep 06, 2023
What do you mean you “think” Africans have low IQ?

Don’t you mean the lowest??

Check the chart below

Politics › Re: Lawan’s Supreme Court Victory, Daylight Robbery – Machina Camp by VaselineCrew: 5:26am On Sep 06, 2023
this happened
Foreign Affairs › Nigers Minister Of Finance In Tears As He Faces Possible Execution. by VaselineCrew(op): 8:57pm On Jul 29, 2023

Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians Have Stolen Your Future, Man Laments In Canada: Video & Pic by VaselineCrew: 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2023
Meanwhile, back home, we have this and the supporters will be like, "at least he tried"

embarassed

Politics › Has Tinubu Even Come Out To Address The Nation As Per Fuel Hike? Economy? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2023
Another absentee president just signing this and that, yet can't even come out to address those that are directly affected by those documents he's signing.

"It's not your business", his supporters would probably say, echoing the same stance from the Buhari regime, which by the way, set the new standard for absentee presidents.

To these supporters, citizens don't deserve to hear from their leader, nope! Afterall who are we, compared to the 'mighty' Jagaban right? right?

Why these guys want Nigerians to suffer and wail, is what I just don't understand, with the way they support everything and everyone with ill intent towards the citizens and the nation.
Politics › Re: Stop Saying Nigeria Is Finished by VaselineCrew: 5:58pm On Jul 22, 2023
Shebi this is how roads are in the EUROPE Uwa comparing huh?

Am just TaYaad of Naija, of being in a back majority country

see road, can't even pour gravel at least, mba, awa leaders, all through Nigeria don't give a spoon, da fuk

Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 1:14am On Jul 15, 2023
People like seunmsg and helinues will ignore such clear math, that is representative of the facts.

They’d rather go to other threads and spread the typical FCT propaganda.

In Nigeria, even if something is as clear as Gandujes dollar video, sycophants will still claim not to have seen it or find a way to justify it.

They kill institutions, now they are even killing the constitution, and shamelessly at that.
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 1:09am On Jul 15, 2023
Notice how there has still been no legitimate counter.

They say, “men lie, women lie, but numbers don’t “
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
davit:
That's my guy!
May God continue to protect us yo!

Amen!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pearl1910:
Lolz...if that guy see Uber again, him go think twice before him jump enter person car.
Nonsense.
Well-done Sir
Men we all have to be careful sha.

Me I’m a huge fan of LAW and Order, but not some rifraff with no uniform, just orange shirt telling me I did something I didn’t.

We should ALWAYS, ALWAYS, make sure our doors are locked.

I wasn’t even picking someone at the roundabout but trying to enter NNPC, but the entrance at the roundabout is an “OUT”, and I saw a car coming out so had to pause/give way for that car to come out, it was in that instant that he claimed I stopped, imagine such illegality.

Me that I have malaria and just trying to earn, you come and hold my gear? Bastard!!

The only downside is that my pepper spray has now finished, because I used everything on that guy men.

It’s funny how pepper spray turns all these so called hard neegahs into pusssies.

See the guy wey wan break my gear, come find in way outside my car by inself, body come Dey tell am say, “something is not right”, as the pepper spray took effect, mtcheew.

Even my whole hand is still paining me now, cause the spray touched my hand, then I wonder what the bastard would be feeling in his eyes right now.

I don’t just understand how someone will enter your car and tel you you’ve broken law because you were trying to enter filling station, claiming that you stopped, bastard!!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:31pm On Jul 12, 2023
I just pepper sprayed one uselesss local government enforcer that wanted to arrest me illegally.

He claimed I stopped at Obalende under bridge roundabout, meanwhile I was just trying to find the entrance to NNPC

That’s how the idiot entered my car and held my gear and wouldn’t let go.

Omo I emptied the whole pepper spray into his eyes, until he had no choice but to leave my car.

Nigeria is just full of illegality men

Why claim I stopped when I’m moving slowly?

Why hold my gear instead of a ticket with a fine?

Very useless country
Politics › Re: Seized Vessel With Stolen Oil Set Ablaze By Security Operatives by VaselineCrew: 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2023
BlackMaN CAN'T BUILD

ONLY TO DESTROY

BABOONS
Politics › Re: Why Do Educational Cutoff Marks Vary Within The Country? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:43am On Jul 05, 2023
Ezeama400:
Brain capacity..

Some are smart wile Some people are naturally dull ...

The consequences of this rubbish is inefficiency and terrible performance when the graduates of those schools with low cut of marks start giving poor service in different agencies that would absorb them after graduation
I believe that all kids can become intelligent, unless a medical disability precludes such.

A low cutoff would serve to encourage low productivity.

Why should I study for my test if you tell me I need only 5 percent to pass, like bruuuuh, I’ll be partying all night.
Politics › Re: Why Do Educational Cutoff Marks Vary Within The Country? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:41am On Jul 05, 2023
IconicR:
Go make your findings about quota system and you'll understand better.
When you board your next plane, would you like to be piloted 👨🏾‍✈️ by a pilot that scored 90+ percent on their piloting test, or a pilot that scored 10 percent and was only admitted to the program to fulfill the “QUOTA”??

Shebi if you die, it will be for a good cause ba? You will be screaming “Quotaaaaaaaa Systeeeeeeeem” as you fall to your doom.
Politics › Why Do Educational Cutoff Marks Vary Within The Country? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:32am On Jul 05, 2023
Why is it that a cutoff mark will be high for one set of people and lower for another set in the same country?

Why must Nigeria always created weird and chaotic rules that eschew justice?

Are we saying that some brains are naturally more advanced than others, SOLELY, based on place of birth?

Are we saying that students should not be encouraged to strive for the best when they are in a certain location?

Why why why?

Why Nigeria? You are everything that is against God.

Is Nigeria the Antichrist? Cause everything you do is Anti Christ, from the way you don’t provide good roads or even water for your children to the way you corrupt justice at every turn.

Very Anti Christ nation.
Politics › Re: Biafra Is Dead And Buried Long Time by VaselineCrew: 7:04am On Jul 05, 2023
So this is the “UNITY BEGGING”, I’ve been hearing all about?

Yo when I say Africans have such low IQs, people would think it’s a diss, even after seeing the chart below, even after threads like this...

On one hand, you claim you hate something and don’t want it, it’s bitter and has no nutritional value, but on the other hand, you say you will rather die than leave this bitter and unhealthy thing that doesn’t bring you any joy at all, not even a euphoric feeling like drugs and shh, nothing, just bitter and you still want it?

Am armed robber comes to your house, but instead of praying that the person leaves, you instead make milk and cookies and present it like you were waiting for Santa, chai!!

I am starting to become racist, against fellow blacks cause wtf men?

Not even one majority Black Country on earth can compete with the likes of U.S, Russia, etc. Then you come to Naija and see the mentality of people and everything begins to make sense, like “oohhh”, so that’s why no black nation is developed.

White man came and dumped you together, but black man say I will rather die than revert this white mans decision.

Chai!

Na wa for the black race.

Obviously there are exceptional black individuals but there is something totally off with the black masses.

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Presidential Convoy In Lagos Sparks Baseless Rantings Of Mischief Maker by VaselineCrew: 7:42am On Jun 28, 2023
helinues:
May be the wailers expected president Tinubu's supporters to have gone to the airport with Keke Maruwa or are they saying all the convoys are presidential convoy?

The Nigerian/Zambian nationalities who praised Zambia president for receiving massive crowd welcoming him back from France saying same can't be about Nigeria president, na this same people dey gnash teeth about his Excellency convoy since yesterday.

Life of Nigeria wailers, dem don wail so tey dem don thin like Panla fish
What has your own calling been?

To be a Devils Advocate? Supporter of all that is bad and evil? To inflict tears on your black brethren, prefering to see your brothers "WAIL" than "SMILE"?

You demon from the abyss, that opposed GEJ and supported BUHARI to the point your people couldn't even get their own currency.

Now you support Tinubu to further destroy your people.

You better enjoy all that you can in this life, for you will give account for all the tears you have caused to the one true king, who can not be bribed.
Politics › Are Intellectuals Leaving Nairaland? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:07am On Jun 24, 2023
I saw a thread here, were a lawyer said "ONCE YOUR PASSPORT EXPIRES, YOU ARE NO LONGER A CITIZEN"

https://www.nairaland.com/7739618/tinubu-no-more-citizen-guinea

Definitely, I was expecting people to thrash such a concept, since it makes no sense, but to my surprise, people were singing praises on that thread with such a dumb premise.

Are we now agreeing that you are no longer Nigerian once your passport expires?

Have we descended to such level of thinking? wow!

Seems like nairaland has been converted to a Tinubu site, where logic is turned upside down daily.

The most illogical gets the most likes, wow!

Politics › Asari Dokubo Now In Government? Picture Inside by VaselineCrew(op): 12:59am On Jun 23, 2023
what is the meaning of this?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:10pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anyone else having trouble logging in to bolt?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:31am On Jun 15, 2023
Anybody else having trouble login in to Bolt?

I get this message that I’m logged in on another device

Politics › Re: No Other Presidential Candidates Would Have Started Well Like Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 9:42am On Jun 13, 2023
Nigeria is a funny country full of low IQ hypocrites.

That’s why some would have the nerve to say “Even if JESUS were in charge Nigeria won’t change”, like how dare you? How dare you say that, you hypocritical Nigerian.

You go from electing a coup plotter to a corruption kingpin, then at the end you keep wondering why you don’t have electricity and are trying to convert your gen from petrol to gas, when you shouldn’t even be using gen in the first place.

Now another hypocrite that firmly supported Buhari through all the economic disasters is boldly here to once again support another disaster with his full chest.

A hypocrite that went as far as to write to nairalanders explaining that garagara actually means something, gosh.

By the fruits you will know a good tree.

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