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Politics › Re: Comparision Of Tinubu's Certificate To INEC Vs CSU Copy Of Other Students by VaselineCrew: 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2023
Cant you agbado see the date there is 1998huh

why can't agbado people reasonhuh

did tinubu graduate in 1998huh

chai, agbadooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Politics › Re: Calling All Agbado, Please Don't Decline. Is This Tinubu Certificate Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:26pm On Oct 02, 2023
EquitableTech:
High BP go kill u soon....in 1 hr time
Hey bro, we aren't talking about High Blood Pressure, but thanks for keeping the community abreast of health issues to look out for.

Can you also comment on the topic at hand, if that's not too much to ask.

Thank you.
Politics › Re: Calling All Agbado, Please Don't Decline. Is This Tinubu Certificate Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:25pm On Oct 02, 2023
Calling on chief Agbado intellectual, the distinguished Kernel himself, SEUNMSG

Please step forward and confirm that before God and man, this certificate is not fake.
Politics › Re: Calling All Agbado, Please Don't Decline. Is This Tinubu Certificate Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:23pm On Oct 02, 2023
Agbado guys please come and confirm that this certificate is not fake, so we know just how dead you are inside

Politics › Calling All Agbado, Please Don't Decline. Is This Tinubu Certificate Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:22pm On Oct 02, 2023
Are you guys telling me that the certificate below is real and not a fake huh

Really? You honestly believe that?

Also, why do you guys take joy in Nigerias retrogression? You love to see citizens of Nigeria wail, why is that?

Childhood trauma? Envy? Or just plain wickedness? Devotion to the devil thinking you would rule in hell?




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Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Going To Celebrate Nigerias Independence Day In France? by VaselineCrew(op): 5:06pm On Sep 29, 2023
He will be like

"My fellow Nigerians, Happy Independence Day...

...

Love from France,
Your President"
Politics › Is Tinubu Going To Celebrate Nigerias Independence Day In France? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:47am On Sep 29, 2023
huh
Crime › Iphone Store In America Looted By Mostly Black People. Why Do Blacks Always Loot by VaselineCrew(op): 11:38am On Sep 27, 2023
https://twitter.com/ctsar_ct/status/1706925471806443691

Iphone store looted by mostly black people and it has become a trend in some American cities that are lax with their shoplifting laws.

Why do blacks always have to act this way in a majority though?

Is it the culture? Gangta music? Wanna be thugs?

It just makes us look so bad compared to whites, asians...

Politics › Re: Videos Emerge As Electric BRT Buses Begin Operation In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 11:28am On Sep 27, 2023
Meanwhile Kudos for this new development and more kudos if it can be sustained.

We should always be looking into alternative fuel sources like electricity, ethanol, hydrogen...
Politics › Re: Videos Emerge As Electric BRT Buses Begin Operation In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 11:26am On Sep 27, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin

I have been seeing a people of a particular region in Nigeria representing Lagos State at the Sports festival and winning medals and it baffles me. I'm wondering if it's inferiority complex that made them abandon their state of Origin or it's just their love for Lagos.

Well who would not want to associate themselves with Lagos. See this Electric powered BRT. grin
It's not inferiority complex bro

It's more like illiteracy and low IQ on your part, because you don't seem to understand what a country means.

They thought things like that in primary school, but I can refresh your memory.

In a country, the citizens are free to live whereever they want.

I know it sounds confusing to you, but one day, after lots and lots of hard work, you will get it.
Politics › Re: Agbado Supporter Says, It Doesn't Matter If Tinubu Sumbitted Fake Certifiate by VaselineCrew(op): 11:16am On Sep 27, 2023
I've never seen a people so OPENLY in support of fraud like this before.

No shame whatsoever, wow!
Politics › Agbado Supporter Says, It Doesn't Matter If Tinubu Sumbitted Fake Certifiate by VaselineCrew(op): 11:15am On Sep 27, 2023

Politics › Re: Agbado People Supporting Rotten Wole Soyinka Responsible For Loss Of Many Live by VaselineCrew(op): 11:05am On Sep 27, 2023
Agbado people always follow killers, fraudsters and those who shed blood

They will now say go and wail

Not knowing that God will wipe away the tears of the righteous and provide an umbrella for them in Jesus name

God will see us through these times, and our tears will be turned to Joy to the shame of the evil people
Politics › Re: Agbado People Supporting Rotten Wole Soyinka Responsible For Loss Of Many Live by VaselineCrew(op): 11:02am On Sep 27, 2023
The prof is not even ashamed to have brought Nigeria to were it is now

Children taken away from their parents because of this man

No apologies from the grey haired imposter.

God will be the ultimate judge
Politics › Agbado People Supporting Rotten Wole Soyinka Responsible For Loss Of Many Live by VaselineCrew(op): 10:57am On Sep 27, 2023
Their Agbado chicken uncle that got rice contract from Bulaba formed cultism in Nigeria that is still taking lives till this day.

However, since human live means ABSOLUTELY NOTHINIG to Agbado gang, they will continue to hail the mad man.

So keep abusing DJ switch, she has more honor than a man responsible for so much blood flow

The man is a shame like Tinubu fighting to not be exposed.

Politics › The Hypocrisy Of Omojuwa In Pictures. by VaselineCrew(op): 6:31pm On Sep 23, 2023
Hypocrisy stinks

Politics › ABC News Houston - David Hundeyin On Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 12:12am On Sep 20, 2023

Politics › Re: Dollar Almost N1,000, But Let’s Focus On Igbo. They Can Never Be President by VaselineCrew(op): 1:48pm On Sep 19, 2023
IduNaOba:
Yes o
Na igbos still make dollar go up grin
We will see how this ends Sha...
Bg 2024 everybody go Don chop breakfast.
Next time una go vote without sentiment and tribalism.
Meanwhile I don't want any igbo president.
I wish the APC propaganda machines will push igbos to the wall so we can return home and rebuild SE
Bro, this shh is crazy. Like these guys are living in the matrix or something.

See plaindealer still opening threads about Obi even with the dollar headline on front page
Politics › Dollar Almost N1,000, But Let’s Focus On Igbo. They Can Never Be President by VaselineCrew(op):
Even with inflation and the decline of the naira, some Nigerians have chosen to disregard these serious issues that portend future economic problems, just to focus on the Igbos

...

Igbo can’t be President

Igbo in civil war

Igbo this

Igbo that

...


It is clear that a better country is not what these guys seek, but to ensure that all tribes suffer starting with the igbos.

Even if it means they suffer as well.

This is very unhealthy behavior akin to suicide bombers or crabs in a bucket
Politics › Re: Video - Wole Soyinka Dances Naked For Tinubu, Because Of Rice by VaselineCrew(op): 5:26am On Sep 17, 2023
Look at this lady Mr. Soyinka, is she also a fascist?

This is blood LITERALLY being spilled all because of an election, but you won't shed light on it, nor would you shed light on the countless other clips of election violence and intimidation that occurred in the last election.

This reeks of pure evil sir; glossing over actual blood flow during elections.

It does make sense though, as you belong to the heartless class of your generation that bastardized this country, so you are probably inured to blood being spilled during elections. You're not fazed one bit, as per, is it not Nigeria again, this is normal na, you're probably thinking to yourself.

Wearing a facetious facade yet remaining a custodian of the status quo. For you, Nigerians don't deserve to have a good life, just you and your rice buddies, like the BLACK SLAVE TRADERS of old who actually captured their own kind and sold to white people for mirrors and shh, and maybe rice, who knows?

So heartless and deceptive, slithering like a forked tongue reptile, whispering chaos in the ears of men.

Politics › Video - Wole Soyinka Dances Naked For Tinubu, Because Of Rice by VaselineCrew(op): 5:06am On Sep 17, 2023
No wonder this former "honorable" individual now stands for everything dishonorable.

See him in the video below, beyond ecstatic, because Bulaba gave him contract to get rice

I guess every Agbado has a rice, sorry price, my bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGv6vhmAbY


Soyinka, while other honorables in other countries were mavericks, pushing the limits, you and your likes however have made Nigeria the poverty capital of the world.

All your political leanings and shenanigans has led to a country that can't boast of electricity in 2023, or even refine its own oil, but I guess the ones that want a decent society like the white-man's land are the fascists ba?

You support a character that owns private jets, with no known business to his name, besides being in government. Yet, the people that want change are the fascists? What does Tinubu do for a living to afford private jets Mr. Soyinka? I wonder if high IQ is evident in one's ability to command the English language which you possess. If so, then it means you know the truth, but chose to willfully support the opposite; lies, fraud, chaos... Such a shame!


The rice you got from Tinubu, was is worth the perpetuation of the rot in Nigeria? Was the rice worth all the opportunities that may be lost by youth due to a decayed system that you and your generation had birthed upon them?

I guess you are preparing to meet your maker at old age. So, when you stand before the Judge of all Judges, maybe you can explain how and why your generation bastardized the country, and why till 2023, you still support the same type of people responsible.
Politics › Re: George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2023
Shameless Agbado liar was now saying that Yorubas are being attacked, and that we should be careful not to start a civil war.

Like da fuk

huh
Politics › Re: George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 11:10pm On Sep 10, 2023
Danzysb:
They'll avoid this thread like plague.
It was so embarrassing.

Claiming with full chest that he only supported Tinubu because he is Yoruba and Muslim, and hence, his drug related past, certificate forgery in governorship election and presidential, corruption, e.t.c should not be considered.

He unwittingly explained to the world why Nigeria is still third/forth world.

A country were the masses vote mainly based on TRIBE AND RELIGION, nothing else.

Like that Akara woman fryer that was saying "let awa lokan go and stay dere for 8 years, it's his turn, then obi".

They don't even reason beyond tribe, like which candidate can actually make us better, which candidate can take us to the moon.

So embarrassing
Politics › Re: George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 11:00pm On Sep 10, 2023
Thankfully the internet NEVER EVER forgets

We have the receipts of Lagos thugs threatening other tribes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_EjdWM0594
Politics › George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 10:58pm On Sep 10, 2023
The man was trying to sell tribal and religious politics overseas to a person that deals with facts.

The agbado was even lying that Yorubas were getting attacked, when it was in Lagos that thugs boldly threatened other tribes to not vote.

Liar Liar, agbado on fire, chai!

Check out the twitter video here

https://twitter.com/King_Inspires/status/1700967517647221141

Politics › Re: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 4:03am On Sep 09, 2023
I’m sure white people were laughing at that black panther movie

They were like yeah right, a black nation with advanced tech? But they are so kind and polite, they probably won’t admit it to your face.

That shhh gotta be funny

WAKANDA FOREVER!

Lol 😂

Who dash una?

That’s why it’s a movie sha, complete fiction filled with gods, aliens, superhero’s, and of course, a developed black nation.
Politics › Re: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:58am On Sep 09, 2023
When push comes to shove and another world war breaks, you monkeys will be wiped of the face of the earth with just one lockhead missle

Baboons and apes that celebrate corruption

No space travel for monkey, no satellites

Not even common water for your people from the tap

You can’t even close gutter so that when tourist go for a stroll with their kfc they don’t feel like throwing up seeing kpotopoto and poo inside open gutter.


Monkeys and savages

Have oil but can’t refine it savages

Gaddamit, you negroes are so fukin lame compared to the white breed
Politics › Re: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:54am On Sep 09, 2023
Another proof of the IQ chart below.

I remember when I went to look for money during that currency scarcity time. I thought I was the only one with the bright idea to leave my house at 3am to try to get cash from the atm before lagosians rush them.

I found out, I wasn’t the only one with that thought as people were already SLEEPING at almost every ATM.

I thought, what kind of suffering is this, surely Nigerians would send a message to APC after this much suffering

But alas, some low IQ individuals still went for those that made dem sleep at ATM.

Once again, the chart below is proved correct.

Monkeys.

Where would we be without the white man?

If white people stopped making planes, can Nigeria manufacture a plane? Lol 😂 sorry for laughing, chai, my belly is tickling me imagining agberos building 747

You guys are monkeys

Politics › Re: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:46am On Sep 09, 2023
They are no more ashamed sef, they are now like day-walkers; vampires that walk in the day.

They flaunt their ill gotten wealth like that hushdog boy

Nigeria the zoo.

Someone will quote me, yen yen yen, ow is it ah zoo.

I responz, una get water from Govan Ment??

Ment tal!
Politics › Re: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:42am On Sep 09, 2023
See dem hailing BulaBa, chai!!!

I will always post this IQ chart below, cause some of our peoples brains really did not evolve.

You can’t argue with facts in the chart below, cause it’s displayed heavily in this thread.

Low IQ individuals in their multitude, hailing druggie with no known source of income besides corruption.

When Jeff and Elon are talkin about their company, which won will BulaBa be talking about? That he worked for Mobil then bought jets, chai, black man sha

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