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PoliticsDollar Almost N1,000, But Let’s Focus On Igbo. They Can Never Be President by VaselineCrew(op):
Even with inflation and the decline of the naira, some Nigerians have chosen to disregard these serious issues that portend future economic problems, just to focus on the Igbos

...

Igbo can’t be President

Igbo in civil war

Igbo this

Igbo that

...


It is clear that a better country is not what these guys seek, but to ensure that all tribes suffer starting with the igbos.

Even if it means they suffer as well.

This is very unhealthy behavior akin to suicide bombers or crabs in a bucket
PoliticsRe: Video - Wole Soyinka Dances Naked For Tinubu, Because Of Rice by VaselineCrew(op): 5:26am On Sep 17, 2023
Look at this lady Mr. Soyinka, is she also a fascist?

This is blood LITERALLY being spilled all because of an election, but you won't shed light on it, nor would you shed light on the countless other clips of election violence and intimidation that occurred in the last election.

This reeks of pure evil sir; glossing over actual blood flow during elections.

It does make sense though, as you belong to the heartless class of your generation that bastardized this country, so you are probably inured to blood being spilled during elections. You're not fazed one bit, as per, is it not Nigeria again, this is normal na, you're probably thinking to yourself.

Wearing a facetious facade yet remaining a custodian of the status quo. For you, Nigerians don't deserve to have a good life, just you and your rice buddies, like the BLACK SLAVE TRADERS of old who actually captured their own kind and sold to white people for mirrors and shh, and maybe rice, who knows?

So heartless and deceptive, slithering like a forked tongue reptile, whispering chaos in the ears of men.

PoliticsVideo - Wole Soyinka Dances Naked For Tinubu, Because Of Rice by VaselineCrew(op): 5:06am On Sep 17, 2023
No wonder this former "honorable" individual now stands for everything dishonorable.

See him in the video below, beyond ecstatic, because Bulaba gave him contract to get rice

I guess every Agbado has a rice, sorry price, my bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGv6vhmAbY


Soyinka, while other honorables in other countries were mavericks, pushing the limits, you and your likes however have made Nigeria the poverty capital of the world.

All your political leanings and shenanigans has led to a country that can't boast of electricity in 2023, or even refine its own oil, but I guess the ones that want a decent society like the white-man's land are the fascists ba?

You support a character that owns private jets, with no known business to his name, besides being in government. Yet, the people that want change are the fascists? What does Tinubu do for a living to afford private jets Mr. Soyinka? I wonder if high IQ is evident in one's ability to command the English language which you possess. If so, then it means you know the truth, but chose to willfully support the opposite; lies, fraud, chaos... Such a shame!


The rice you got from Tinubu, was is worth the perpetuation of the rot in Nigeria? Was the rice worth all the opportunities that may be lost by youth due to a decayed system that you and your generation had birthed upon them?

I guess you are preparing to meet your maker at old age. So, when you stand before the Judge of all Judges, maybe you can explain how and why your generation bastardized the country, and why till 2023, you still support the same type of people responsible.
PoliticsRe: George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2023
Shameless Agbado liar was now saying that Yorubas are being attacked, and that we should be careful not to start a civil war.

Like da fuk

huh
PoliticsRe: George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 11:10pm On Sep 10, 2023
Danzysb:
They'll avoid this thread like plague.
It was so embarrassing.

Claiming with full chest that he only supported Tinubu because he is Yoruba and Muslim, and hence, his drug related past, certificate forgery in governorship election and presidential, corruption, e.t.c should not be considered.

He unwittingly explained to the world why Nigeria is still third/forth world.

A country were the masses vote mainly based on TRIBE AND RELIGION, nothing else.

Like that Akara woman fryer that was saying "let awa lokan go and stay dere for 8 years, it's his turn, then obi".

They don't even reason beyond tribe, like which candidate can actually make us better, which candidate can take us to the moon.

So embarrassing
PoliticsRe: George Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 11:00pm On Sep 10, 2023
Thankfully the internet NEVER EVER forgets

We have the receipts of Lagos thugs threatening other tribes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_EjdWM0594
PoliticsGeorge Galloway Obliterates An Agbado Creature by VaselineCrew(op): 10:58pm On Sep 10, 2023
The man was trying to sell tribal and religious politics overseas to a person that deals with facts.

The agbado was even lying that Yorubas were getting attacked, when it was in Lagos that thugs boldly threatened other tribes to not vote.

Liar Liar, agbado on fire, chai!

Check out the twitter video here

https://twitter.com/King_Inspires/status/1700967517647221141

PoliticsRe: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 4:03am On Sep 09, 2023
I’m sure white people were laughing at that black panther movie

They were like yeah right, a black nation with advanced tech? But they are so kind and polite, they probably won’t admit it to your face.

That shhh gotta be funny

WAKANDA FOREVER!

Lol 😂

Who dash una?

That’s why it’s a movie sha, complete fiction filled with gods, aliens, superhero’s, and of course, a developed black nation.
PoliticsRe: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:58am On Sep 09, 2023
When push comes to shove and another world war breaks, you monkeys will be wiped of the face of the earth with just one lockhead missle

Baboons and apes that celebrate corruption

No space travel for monkey, no satellites

Not even common water for your people from the tap

You can’t even close gutter so that when tourist go for a stroll with their kfc they don’t feel like throwing up seeing kpotopoto and poo inside open gutter.


Monkeys and savages

Have oil but can’t refine it savages

Gaddamit, you negroes are so fukin lame compared to the white breed
PoliticsRe: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:54am On Sep 09, 2023
Another proof of the IQ chart below.

I remember when I went to look for money during that currency scarcity time. I thought I was the only one with the bright idea to leave my house at 3am to try to get cash from the atm before lagosians rush them.

I found out, I wasn’t the only one with that thought as people were already SLEEPING at almost every ATM.

I thought, what kind of suffering is this, surely Nigerians would send a message to APC after this much suffering

But alas, some low IQ individuals still went for those that made dem sleep at ATM.

Once again, the chart below is proved correct.

Monkeys.

Where would we be without the white man?

If white people stopped making planes, can Nigeria manufacture a plane? Lol 😂 sorry for laughing, chai, my belly is tickling me imagining agberos building 747

You guys are monkeys

PoliticsRe: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:46am On Sep 09, 2023
They are no more ashamed sef, they are now like day-walkers; vampires that walk in the day.

They flaunt their ill gotten wealth like that hushdog boy

Nigeria the zoo.

Someone will quote me, yen yen yen, ow is it ah zoo.

I responz, una get water from Govan Ment??

Ment tal!
PoliticsRe: Inside Tinubu's Jet by VaselineCrew: 3:42am On Sep 09, 2023
See dem hailing BulaBa, chai!!!

I will always post this IQ chart below, cause some of our peoples brains really did not evolve.

You can’t argue with facts in the chart below, cause it’s displayed heavily in this thread.

Low IQ individuals in their multitude, hailing druggie with no known source of income besides corruption.

When Jeff and Elon are talkin about their company, which won will BulaBa be talking about? That he worked for Mobil then bought jets, chai, black man sha

TravelRe: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 1:10pm On Sep 07, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
The movie is called Idiocrazy. President Mountain Dew Camancho right?
Yes you are right bro, lol grin
PoliticsRemember When Nigerian Courts Freed Ibori And UK Courts Jailed Him? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:23am On Sep 07, 2023
What a corrupt land
PoliticsRe: Even When They Denied Nigerians Currency, They Still Voted APC by VaselineCrew(op): 6:15pm On Sep 06, 2023
Some Nigerians have decided the country must never move forward.
PoliticsEven When They Denied Nigerians Currency, They Still Voted APC by VaselineCrew(op): 5:56pm On Sep 06, 2023
I remember those days of people sleeping at the ATM at 3am in the morning.

Those same people still woke up to stand on mandate.

When they show charts like below of Africans being the most stupid people on planet earth with the lowest IQ, y’all should NEVER get upset.

You are living proof

TravelRe: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2023
Sometimes I want to give up, cause the amount of insane people in Nigeria is just too much.

There is this movie I watched were the guy was transported to future america and everyone was stupid.

So stupid that they couldn’t figure out why the plants couldn’t grow, as they were using a sports drink to water the plants instead of water.

Difference is, even in their stupidity, they still had enough brain cells to hire the guy that suggested they use water instead of sports drink.

In Nigeria, they would simply laugh at the guy.
TravelRe: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 5:49pm On Sep 06, 2023
Kaycee54321:
It starts with the little things people see as "normal" in Nigeria:

- You drink sachet "pure" water and dump the sachet on the road like a retard.

- You crack boiled groundnuts along the road, chewing and leaving a groundnut shell trail like a bush animal.

- You cross the express running like a confused chicken when there's an overhead pedestrian bridge few metres away from you.

- You bring out your wa.nker and piss in the nearest gutter like a baboon when you're pressed...

- And many more.

It's not magic - We are the streets.
While this is all true, most can be solved with covered sidewalks.

How easy would it be to sweep a dirty paved floor vs having to retrieve that same dirt from gutter water huh
TravelRe: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by VaselineCrew: 5:47pm On Sep 06, 2023
What do you mean you “think” Africans have low IQ?

Don’t you mean the lowest??

Check the chart below

PoliticsRe: Lawan’s Supreme Court Victory, Daylight Robbery – Machina Camp by VaselineCrew: 5:26am On Sep 06, 2023
this happened
Foreign AffairsNigers Minister Of Finance In Tears As He Faces Possible Execution. by VaselineCrew(op): 8:57pm On Jul 29, 2023

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians Have Stolen Your Future, Man Laments In Canada: Video & Pic by VaselineCrew: 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2023
Meanwhile, back home, we have this and the supporters will be like, "at least he tried"

embarassed

PoliticsHas Tinubu Even Come Out To Address The Nation As Per Fuel Hike? Economy? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2023
Another absentee president just signing this and that, yet can't even come out to address those that are directly affected by those documents he's signing.

"It's not your business", his supporters would probably say, echoing the same stance from the Buhari regime, which by the way, set the new standard for absentee presidents.

To these supporters, citizens don't deserve to hear from their leader, nope! Afterall who are we, compared to the 'mighty' Jagaban right? right?

Why these guys want Nigerians to suffer and wail, is what I just don't understand, with the way they support everything and everyone with ill intent towards the citizens and the nation.
PoliticsRe: Stop Saying Nigeria Is Finished by VaselineCrew: 5:58pm On Jul 22, 2023
Shebi this is how roads are in the EUROPE Uwa comparing huh?

Am just TaYaad of Naija, of being in a back majority country

see road, can't even pour gravel at least, mba, awa leaders, all through Nigeria don't give a spoon, da fuk

PoliticsRe: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 1:14am On Jul 15, 2023
People like seunmsg and helinues will ignore such clear math, that is representative of the facts.

They’d rather go to other threads and spread the typical FCT propaganda.

In Nigeria, even if something is as clear as Gandujes dollar video, sycophants will still claim not to have seen it or find a way to justify it.

They kill institutions, now they are even killing the constitution, and shamelessly at that.
PoliticsRe: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 1:09am On Jul 15, 2023
Notice how there has still been no legitimate counter.

They say, “men lie, women lie, but numbers don’t “
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
davit:
That's my guy!
May God continue to protect us yo!

Amen!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pearl1910:
Lolz...if that guy see Uber again, him go think twice before him jump enter person car.
Nonsense.
Well-done Sir
Men we all have to be careful sha.

Me I’m a huge fan of LAW and Order, but not some rifraff with no uniform, just orange shirt telling me I did something I didn’t.

We should ALWAYS, ALWAYS, make sure our doors are locked.

I wasn’t even picking someone at the roundabout but trying to enter NNPC, but the entrance at the roundabout is an “OUT”, and I saw a car coming out so had to pause/give way for that car to come out, it was in that instant that he claimed I stopped, imagine such illegality.

Me that I have malaria and just trying to earn, you come and hold my gear? Bastard!!

The only downside is that my pepper spray has now finished, because I used everything on that guy men.

It’s funny how pepper spray turns all these so called hard neegahs into pusssies.

See the guy wey wan break my gear, come find in way outside my car by inself, body come Dey tell am say, “something is not right”, as the pepper spray took effect, mtcheew.

Even my whole hand is still paining me now, cause the spray touched my hand, then I wonder what the bastard would be feeling in his eyes right now.

I don’t just understand how someone will enter your car and tel you you’ve broken law because you were trying to enter filling station, claiming that you stopped, bastard!!!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:31pm On Jul 12, 2023
I just pepper sprayed one uselesss local government enforcer that wanted to arrest me illegally.

He claimed I stopped at Obalende under bridge roundabout, meanwhile I was just trying to find the entrance to NNPC

That’s how the idiot entered my car and held my gear and wouldn’t let go.

Omo I emptied the whole pepper spray into his eyes, until he had no choice but to leave my car.

Nigeria is just full of illegality men

Why claim I stopped when I’m moving slowly?

Why hold my gear instead of a ticket with a fine?

Very useless country

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