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Uptight.

Men, that got me hooked. You could start a book thus. Something similar happened to me but not nearly as dramatic. My new laptop has a 2GB RAM as compared with 512MB of my last one. It has done everything but crash, memory dumps, bla bla bla, the works. Now I'm eyeing those Double Core Duos that have 4GB RAM. But money is always a limitation especially when you aren't working like me. Where'd you serve Kay?

Clears throat and tries to fit ass in the ass impression made on the sofa.

, I fell in love with Ludlum. Forsyth. Clancy. In short the genre of espionage. Recently I'm wandering into the literary greats' collection. I'm doing more of the classics now. Just to get in touch with my writer spirit. My main problem now is I cannot remain on track. I know many experienced authors will say that I'd best let my self go and all that. Bull! When I let myself go I find myself in oblivion. I need a partner, is what I need. So baby jinx what do you think about a collabo?

Meanwhile if you finally get around to PM me, I'd send you some of my works. Doesn't need priming or professional advice cuz it's of only sentimental value to me. The ones I'd need comments on, I'll tell you. But that all remains to be seen, doesn't it? I'm a patient bloke. So maybe you'll PM before the World Cup. I won't be missing that.

Say something already. It's YOUR thread

I know I said I'd come back tomorrow but I just couldn't contain myself. So this culprit is Some Egomaniac Under Nairaland? I'm sorry, that was the best I could do on short notice. Last millisecond I checked there were 251951 nairaland members. I'm pretty sure there exist about a fifth of that number. The excess can be accounted for by the banned and re-registered members. Nice going Some Egomaniac Under Nairaland, great business ethics! Me, I do not care to get banned, so usually have the good sense to steer clear of Some Egomaniac Under Nairaland. Very clumsy huh? I love the sound of it though. Some Egomaniac Under Nairaland.

I'm sure you'd withdraw that offer once you get to know me, maybe you won't, maybe you will. Are those lashes still batting? I'll think about it? 

Baby Jinx, sorry, Sisikill.

Take a cue

Methinks Baby Jinx is a reincarnation of Sisikill. If I'm wrong, please put out that torch of conviction burning in my head. If I'm right, I only wonder why Sisikill'd be banned. The other option is she made the other personality up to say somethings she wouldn't be caught dead saying. Yikes! Oxymoron. You sha grab.

As to the thread, Baby Jinx, I think you probably gave that guy that much leeway cuz you already had a high regard of him. I bet you wouldn't give him that much attention if he was a regular G. I. Joe. And I think you are a wonderful writer (I believe in First impressions). I like the way I feel initiated when you pass off inuendoes that aren't so obvious. (what's wrong with me today, ever heard of an obvious innuendo?). Anyway you are delightful. I'm something of a writer too. It's my calling sorta. But I believe to be a good writer, you need to have gone through life some. I'm only 22 and don't know jack. I'm doing a masters programme (My dad thinks that the 'way to go' and I think that way I won't be afflicted with the "labour market wahala' at least for one more year) I really don't dig engineering any more. Naija offers no prospects. I wanna write. I began this journey when I had a crush on a significantly older and significantly wiser and significantly more sophisticated chic when I was in SS1. I began writing poems. I still kept some of them and have been tweaking them for the past eight years. It was true love, you see, so the thoughts were very pure. No words like those meant. When I got to the University, I began to read out of more than a sense of duty. I joined a club and fell in love with Ludlum, Kai. My hand hurts. I'll come back tomorrow and continue. I also HAVE A LIFE even if it doesn't transcend listening to music, playing Football Manager, and sleeping. It's still A LIFE. In the case that I'm getting boring, please tell me to stop while I can, nah, Bleep it! This is the thread where everything goes and the rules are no rules and Sisikill doesn't recycle!

That's sure to earn you some points with her Doyin; she probably works for a tourism outfit with all the gazillion pictures she's been posting lately.