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shekauvsbuhari:
So U wanted her to do instagram olosho slay queen till she clocks 35 n begins to troop to Shiloh n MFM prayer city later?

Isn't that by far better than dying at 18years?

Or must all 35years old end up as slay queen?

The parents of the girl and the husband is meant to be shot to death! If its excessive all night sex that killed her.

*spits* on such men!

They swear for Una with Una dick?

Awww


Such a lovely couple.

God bless their home,amen

Lucifer1419:
. illiterate like me can't read all this, the simple grammar is too much for me to understand, can you pls break it down for me.

Seriously

princechurchill:
So he knew all those things and yet his Chinese marriage failed

Lol


Una no get chill @ all!





Let the guy lick his wounds in peace. Lol

IamPlato:
fake Major


I Trained Her for Your Information

I see

armadeo:
Exactly. That's my advice above but the scam has been pulled already.

Oh OK

lefulefu:
aghh i love this type of house who is innovative ..not those ones dat will just sit their lazy azzes in the sittingroom from mornin till night watching all those filipin love movies where d actors will be walking in slowmotion and she will be yelling at d housegirl to bring one thing or d other.i love enterprising housewives and i forget to tell u i like petite girls as well cos its easy to lift dem up in any position if u know wat i mean.

Sighs

I don't know what u mean, I'm not frigging fucvking guy!!

AnalQueenluci:
Yes my dear in cameroum ,
In nigerian setting isnt possible due to nepotism,corruption ,tribalism, religionialism and gender inequality most espiacially ,
At least over there female military arent viewed as prosti...tes like in nigeria ,
This nigerian factors hinders the growth statutory of a female soldiers ,
I love fun so much thats y am here ,instead of excess mnet ,universal,telemundo, century fox on my free n leisure time i sneak in here to read funny ,pussy dripping ,educative and uplifting comments/news/stories

Hmm interesting .

lefulefu:
i dont need no housewife.most housewives get overweight and out of shape cos of lack of exercise.sitting down in d sittingroom from mornin till night watching african magic or zee world while overeating. ehn as d husband is working u as d wife should have sumptin doin biko.

She's smallish and slim in stature , even after three kids

And she owns a shop where she sells stuffs.

desvi:
all good things come to an end

Hahahahahahah


You are not serious. Lol

delugajackson:
How come you know everything that goes on another woman's marital home?

You must be a chronic gossip.

I'm not a chronic gossip. It's called sharing

My friends love talking about their marriages. It's not my fault , she trust me enough to hang out with me and we gist on what's going on in our lives.

desvi:
stay at home to cook and run the bath water
kids grow
husband gets a new wife
mumu

He does not want a new wife.

He's still committed to his wife and loves her alot

But now as he walks tiredly to bathroom, the mere thought of bathing cold water, he shook his head, no I can't.
He avoids the bathroom then goes striaght to the kitchen. The food in the flask is cold.
Tears streamed down his eyes and he said quietly to himself " what have I done to myself " sighs where is my wife?

He's too tired to warm the meal. And moreover he loves his meals straight from the fire, not a cold meal that needs warmth!
Oh God!

After eating he called the wife on phone, trying to Control his anger. Ruth, where are you? You are not home yet! she replied I'm held up in traffic , you can hear noises everywhere, this traffic is hell! But I should be home before 10pm.

He looked at the time it's just 7pm. He replied OK.

After a week, before leaving the house for work. He sat his wife down and said honey please don't look for work again. I can manage the finance It's not like you and our kids are expensive to maintain and all. I miss the way we use to be all loving, caring, everywhere neat and clean.
No screaming from the kids, my meals hot, my bathing water warm, our gists and all.

But these last few days. The home has been so cold and rough. You come back home tired. You rarely gist, we don't make love like before.

I'm going crazy here, please I beg you, Don't work again! I need my wife back! I don't need an assistant male at home. Pls Just stay home and take care of every thing. I can manage, you don't have to worry anymore.

She shook her head and said look I must work! Shebi you and your family said I only know how to eat your money. So lemme work! And not be a burden.

At the end, the husband begged her , promised her he will open a shop for her, let her do her research on what she wants to sell, at least she can be able to come back home by 4pm latest.

Anyways she owns a shop selling stuffs next street to their home.

That's a true story from a friend of mine who's married.

A guy on facebook asked :

why do women in marriage now value their jobs, more than their husbands?

Alot of people answered him, some women said because they need to Contribute money for house rent ,school fees of their kids and hospital bills .

I then remembered what a female friend of mine chatted with me one fateful day.

She's happily married to her bestie and lover. When her husband married her, after some few years or so they had twins. Shes a full time house wife, cares of the daily running of the house, the twins and she makes sure his meals are hot and bathing water, warm and ready for him.

Until one day his sisters complained, she shouldn't be a full time house wife, their Brother is over pampering her and making her lazy. But shebi she's a graduate ? can't she work? She should go look for work to assist him by the side. Her husband agreed after continous pressure from the Sisters. That's how my friend dust her certificate, took her Cv for job hunting.
The husband will come back home, take his keys from his neighbor. Opened the door, the children will rush,scream daddy! Daddy! , he hugs them and usher them to their room. He looks around everywhere scattered and littered with toys in the sitting room . He winced at the sight of his living room. He winced as he walks tiredly to his room.
Remove his tie,and place his suit on the bed. He sighed placed his hands on his waist in deep thought , remembering how his wife use to open the door for him, kiss his cheeks, follow him to the sitting room, remove his tie and suit for him. Take his bag and go get his water ready in the bathroom.

He remembered how he will see everywhere neat and clean, the twins playing quietly with their toys. After his bath, his wife will tell him quietly his food is ready. And very hot meals at that . He loves hot meals. As he eats she will ask how was his day and they gist together Like best of friends .

AnalQueenluci:
Vicky i didnt say he is lefule.fu but they are best of friends , one of the tighest friends in nairaland alongside iamplato...

I am my dear ,luciana frm crossriver serving in buea militaire(english though) province

Oh OK.

You are in the military.

That's nice. Wow

And you are a Major? As in real Major?

AnalQueenluci:
Do you know you are d funniest guy in nairaland ,i swear to my grandfathers grave...Your mentions are not funny but ur motives & plights
Yeah yeah! victorian is more than cleopatra of the noles i know ,
At d bolded ,U dont know me ,but i know u quite alright , you are lefule..fus friend
Am major luciana , Am always on a lowkey but today am out of my shell to have fun with friends at least to cool my shaky brain..

Am show me respect ok ,dat dafuq is rude

He's not lefulefu

Lefulefu is based in Benin., luminouz is based in the western part of Nigeria.

They are two different guys.


But wait o! You are major Luciana

eni4real:
Calm down pls!
Stop taking it personal

Wait, let me check your profile pic!!

I'm calm already.

He had better marry this one, if she's shagging her. No need wasting her precious years, dating forever.

What's my profile pic got 2 do with Piddy the chronic bachelor!

Nigerians sef!


When u want to rent a house, collect your key immediately! With the necessary receipts. Within an hour or so, change the locks of the front door, and add toko taya to the door with another padlock! On it!
Then park in within a week, let's see if they will break down my door and give to another. Scammers everywhere like mtn

God don catch p diddy. At last!

He fell inlove with a no nonsense famous man's daughter .
If you want my daughter? Marry her. Don't waste her years dating for zillion years, like you did to your exes.
Nice one?

Piddy is a chronic bachelor! Player for life!
He don swallow bone wey hook throat!
Babes! If you are not tough on men and insist on marriage, if that's what u want, men will use Una play ball! My stance is if you want to date me? Be ready for marriage. Or else buzz off!
I don't have time for endless dating and fucVking wey no get head .
The father of the girl Try!

Deepfeel:
All I know about Victorian she's a hard working religious soft hearted lady, I don't know if she's the wisest here o

Jealousy eeeeeee, hey eeee

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy!


Oh you people? Jealous!



Don't worry dear, I feel your pain.

I'm all that and still the wisest! Gawd dammit!

AnalQueenluci:
But thats the truth ,Alphamales' cant do wtout bigbreast ...u might be so wise ,but i can swear that y they( lucifer1419 ,deepfeel ,tanid luminouz ,lefulefu) said u ar wise is because of ur bigboobs

Truth is weird most times

Well that's where you are so wrong. They may seem to you, they can't do without breasts. But with me it's different

Some of the names Uv mentioned have chatted with me offline , while some have read through some personal experiences I had with advices have dished out online . While the ones I chatted with offline, we've talked about so many things concerning life and daily living . Weve exchanged ideas, they are also wise as well. And I can bet you most things we chatted about, had nothing to do with my boob's

If you, as a guy chat consistently about my looks and boob's. I will ignore your chats and withdraw. That's me. It's boring to my eyes and ears.

Also i know I'm very voluptuous and busty and there are so many ladies who are busty as well but what differentiates me from every other busty women out there is my brains and IQ ( I'm not trying to praise myself here but I just have in a point)

Guys who chat with me are always surprise, when they know I have a lot to offer than just boob's.

Do you think it takes only boob's to float a limited liability company for 13years without it sinking or closing up? Even at this buhari regime?

My dear it takes more than huge boob's

You need IQ, brains, perseverance, commitment, dedication, from your part and workers u employ , then covered with goodwill from heaven above.

My dear no be by boob's o

[quote author=TANID post=79647202][/quote]Awwww

Have replied.

Check your mail.

AnalQueenluci:
he loves victorian breast 4 sure ,

we dat dont av bigbreast shud go n lick our wound in a mushy damped corner

See where your mind Dey go?


Repent AnalQueenLuci.

peepydelano:
yea,victorian is very wise,this is me being honest with the truth

Thanks dear

Erediauwa:
Some Celebrities and their "MADE IN CHINA" marriages sef.

Very soon Nuella Njiugbo Chikere and Cha Cha Ekeh Faani will soon come out with their own.

She's not a celeb, take am easy.

She's just an average lady who looks like ini edo.

Lol



No human being on earth is worth dying for.


Word!

I don't even have time to be heartbroken again sef. Lol

You breakup with me, I dust my self and move on in a split second. No time to dull!

When so many guys are already on queue waiting to place a ring on it!

I can't come and kee myself with depression anymore.

Team# Be Happy , Wise and Positive about life!

TANID:
Here They're My Brother.
Victorian 100% Wise Women.


Tohyorsih2 100 Wise Women.

I Would Have Choose Khiaa As Well, But She Always Know More Than Herself Let Me Give Her 50%, Perhaps Later When I Know More About Her I May Rate Her More Than That.

Analqueenluci 70% Yes You Score 70% Because Am Still Study You Till I Would graduate

Hehehehehehe This's As Far I Can Go For Now.

Awww, thanks dear.

I'm simply dishing out things have seen around me and some? Past experiences
I learn from my mistakes and hope some people will learn and be Informed through it.
Tanid O!

Kingbenn:
Water is now thicker than blood

Yes o


You can say that again


Family these days is zero.

Headlesschicken:
u must be one of the most stupid n senseless fellow on this forum n i believe a small kid for that matter,i pray someday soon when u grow up u would look back on dix post wiv more brain nutrients n make amends..

No need wasting Your time on him


Let's hope he lives enough to grow up.

Death comes in many ways.

TANID:
Hahaha Savage

Lol


You sef!

starbuck:
Na for old age the thing go tell for your body

She should hate her body ?

There are men who will die to have such lady's their wife.

Before old age knocks, let her enjoy her boob's and youth wella.

Na God's gift! No be curse.

OfemGeomorph:
Her hubby always looking or appearing so classless and flowless! I do mistaken him for mumu.
No insult intended.

Don't you know these type of men who like mumu are very easy to live with.
Their attributes :
No unnecessary pride towards their wives
No show of arrogance
No form of competition if their wives are successful or climbing the ladder of success
He behaves funny and easygoing at home
Hes so romantic to a fault.

Biko I will have such man as a companion anytime any day. Thank God for mine. He looks tough but he's so soft and playful