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No parachute in the helicopter?



Why do succeessful black legends always die through helicopter or plane exploding or crashing?

They need to have their own personal parachutes while boarding . This type of deaths occurrences abroad is becoming too much.


Such a legend

playapayaski:
Wonder y most people see divorce as a big problem o.. Divorce ain't right but if after trying to fix the marriage it still don't work then so be it.. All u commenting how marriage has failed n only blaming the women now.. Bros dem! If most of our mothers get choice then, dem for leave our papa.. Those women tolerated all sort of crap from our father's, mine for one is an example.. But now gyals have options, its no longer a do or die affair, even the gyals parents are willing to accept them back now than an abusive marriage..

Don't promise him/her Paradise if u haven't built your own heaven. Be a good husband/wife first b4 pointing fingers.

God bless you! You are saying the pure truth!


Naija men expect women to take all sorts of rubbish from them, juzt because she wants to be labelled married.

And its no longer like that again. Divorce rates have skyrocket badly in nigeria.

If men dont seat up and have nothing to offer except huge dicks, the bride will pick race . Marraige is not all about fucvk! Like most men think.
Sex without comfort of life is dead.

Realhommie:
You know you talk too much? What's even more worrisome is how you talk/write with so much authority..

Were you there when he shagged Tiwa while she was married? Whatever happened between them was when she was still single as with 2Baba and Don Jazzy according to Tunde's allegation.. Please stop typing trash..

The version of Tunde's allegation u read about tiwa, is different from the one he said , which bloggers carried. Thats why he tried committing suicide, it was too much for him to take .

You can see why its bad couples or someone talking about their partners misdeeds online. They wont quote the year it happened, the aggrieved partner will just blurt out with anger wht his wife or husband has done to the eyes and ears of everyone .

The internet doesnt forget.


I didnt come up wirh allegations against tiwa or dr sid. Words from tunde the husband simply spilled out everything for everyone to see .

Even 2face?i didnt know she also had sex with him? Its from you im reading such info from now.

Oh gawd! What a mess

Yeecar:
Very typical naija girl mentality. Dont derail my post... Go back and read what i wrote up their before jumping to reply me.

Long throat for home made meals wont k.i.l.l u one day.

Glutton!

Dey look for naija babe to cook food for u upandan.

Im done with your f...ish brain and your rant. Run along boy.

Yeecar:
Most ladies with this mentality tend to be very selfish.
You can't allow him bleeb you, you, you wouldn't still cook
For him.
What the hell do you have to offer the poor guy?! Just sit down like Statue and eating like goblins?

I dont need his meals. Im well fed already.

So all he has to offer is dick? No meaningful comversations or ideas to share?


Make woman no poison u one day.

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

Marriage is not worth it for both side. It always favour oneside than another no matter how most people present it to you.

Things mostly fall apart except if the foundation is strong which in most case it is never. Ladies love conditionally and men too the same. Once both ends can't keep up with their conditions, it will scatter.

Conditions like she got fat, stretch mark, her body, she keeps slutty single friends. For men he got broke, he doesn't care for me, he is never at home etc.

People expect both side will remain the same in everything after marriage which is not possible. After childbirth women will always change mentally and physically. After so much responsibilities men too will always change both financially and mentally.

And if one side manage to remain the same and the other changes, abusive, disrespect, shaming, insult etc will come in, no matter what. It is just standard reaction.

That is why no one or person both in my family,on TV, friends can sell marriage to me. I see it as a sign of weakness from both parties either Lady getting old quickly wants to retire, man getting old looking for legacy (children) etc

Study most married people at events or outing, they look sad and depressed most time but cover it all up with a fake smile. Pssh

What do I know. I am not even married. Elders I leave the floor to you.

In.other news, Dr sid the helper of aunty tiwa before baby wizkid enter. Lol your own karma don slap you too.

The only thing i like about wat u typed is the bolded.

One shouldnt expect their marriage to be safe, when fucvking another mans wife and the wonan's marriage collapse but still expect his own to stay untouchable. For where? Karna must touch his marriage.

Ginomel:
Even if the marriage hit the rocks thereafter, the impression you created is regrettably far from reality. If it was the way it was presented, I don't think it would ever pack up.

Wharever.

Imagine what u like

Ginomel:
I wonder why you guys lie a lot on social media ,do you who must have been so depressed and probably committed suicide seeing that another lady is having a lovely time in marriage not knowing you were not married at the first place.

No wonder I don't believe facebook stories. Those are lies lies lies.

You can see my stories as lies , no problem.

Pls do.

I care less of what u think!

I aint dishing out other parts of my private lives for y'all to devour and crucify.

Say what u all like, im not moved one bit !

Im simply amused by all your utterances .

Very amused .

Ginomel:
I wonder why you guys lie a lot on social media ,do you who must have been so depressed and probably committed suicide seeing that another lady is having a lovely time in marriage not knowing you were not married at the first place.

No wonder I don't believe facebook stories. Those are lies lies lies.

You can see my stories as lies , no problem.

Pls do.

Im care less of what u think!

I aint dishing out other parts of my private lives for y'all to devour and crucify.

Say what u all like, im not moved one bit !

Im simply amused by all your utterances .

Very amused .

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Lol. Na so!

Happyguy201:
send me your nude pics dirty w.h..o.re

E pain am !



Undiluted village Ekpa!

ecolime:
So someone 'resurrected' a very old thread just to expose a supposed liar? The internet truly never forgets... FBI agents everywhere... lol

Call me a liar?

Im less concerned .

I wont reveal what happened 7years back. Bloody vultures!

Im not davido, nor tonto dike nor other celebs who loves to say it all and wash their dirty linens for all to see.

Happyguy201:
and this one is suppose to be someones wife? see her response self husby go don recieve insult tire

Im not like most of you, who table your spouse or companion infront of faceless strangers here to lash and backlash by opening a new id for it.

No matter what i have gone through in my relationships be it good or bad at least i have rhe brain and foresight to solve it myself without public opinions from nairalnders.
Some of you may not like it and would wish to know every details in ones private life.

But its just the way i am.

Im selective on what to show to the public about my personal life . Its my choice.

I owe nobody the full detailed story of my relationships ,lovelife .

If you dont like it? Go fuvk yourselves!

zmpp:
you and lies. 7 years after this lie you are not married or divorcee or widow. so what happened?

Whats your concern about my private life many years back?

And you are asking as if i owe u ,an explanantion.

You go wait taya!

Or better still ask your ancestors.

Ode!

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FrLukas:
Some people on SM are already insinuating that Peruzzi and Davido look alike.

Well, that's what happens when you marry a hoe.

You don't marry a hoe, you sleep with them and pay them off.

I pity the boy too cos the likelihood that Davido marries the mother is slim.

It might just be the case of another Tonto dike.

I pity the boy too.

Davido will not marry Chioma.

Only she use her hands spoil things for herself , all by herself.

What a life!

GOVERNMENTBOY20:
If anyone has the right to commit suicide in this life, it's Kim Kadhashian... Yet she didn't.

There is no such thing as bad publicity.

You are so right .
Kim is tough no matter what she went through in life, romantically and publicly but shes still waxing stronger and going nowhere.
I love her resilient spirit.




Dont ever give up on yourself no matter what!

I have gone through hell and back! Nothing and no one can make me kill myself God forbid. The least i will do is cry, wipe my tears and move on.

MedicH:
I dont support domestic violence. Even if ur friend is passing through what karma presented for her judging from her past, domestic violence is wrong. Tell her to quit latest tomorrow morning.

Shes back to her father's house, she said she had to bite him and run away from the house and her father told her to come back home immediately . Hes not ready to loose a daughter.

MedicH:
And karma is at peace with the girls that pretend to be angry so a man will keep on paying. We know how it all goes down we know the ones that become evening newspapers and end up in prayers houses where pastor prints his picture on their panties so they can wear and trap men but all na wash. Karma is real.

My dear, its better to be evening newspaper as u call it ,than to be a punching bag to oness husband as a married woman.

Guess what a friend i.met on fscebook, chatted me up this morning on watsapp showind swollen eyes and lips crying, shes done wirh her husband before he kills her. If u see how she looks u will cry for this married woman.

You think all.marriages are heaven on earth?

Lol think again.

I look fresher and happier with great peace of mind than some married women out there , who live in fear and shadow of their once fresh looks but now look old and lost byforce. One can see how lost and alone they feel being married in their eyes.

God is my witness i have never gone to shiloh to pray for marriage. Marriage people are running away from.

I cherish my peace of mind more than wearing a wedding band filled with troubles.
Number of divorced women and single mothers are increasing daily . They full everywhere ,likewise men with haunted looks, while some with wicked eyes filled with regret.

Lemme be evening newspaper, thank you.

I love my life as it is.

FrLukas:
You dey mind that yeye boy.

Make dem tell am make e go do paternity test o before he use the entire Adeleke fortune take train Peruzzi pikin.

Lol! Human beings!

I pity the new born son, he hasnt clocked one year and his paternity is on the spotlight with lots of doubts surrounding him.

I hope he turns up to look like davido, orelse he may end up carrying a label of " who is your father? Peruzzi?

Chioma really messed up this time.
Sorry boy.

Ladylite:
In the name of KARMA I pray for you that you will love a lady, even marry her then discover she never loved you, that she just wanted children and that's all she will leave you too.


You are not well. Your brain is in your deek

No need wasting your time typing such.

Karma is already on such guys. Cant u see divorce cases everywhere?

Wives dumping their husbands and kids then running away with a lover boys.

Its already happening to men , who did the same thing to ladies in school or when they were busy sowing wild oats here and there.

Decay happening in marriages didnt just start overnight. The sins these men commit in their past is haunting their homes.

Karma is real, thats one beauty of life i love most.


Etinosa1234 ,biko dump her after uv fucvked all styles and move on to your next victim.
Keep breaking hearts. Its your calling.

Except u didnt taste that pussy then u are safe.

ursullalinda:
Thought they said he had a good business?.....Nigerians will always have one side dirty business.....while flaunting the good one.....greed is bad

Immediately i read some gun men shot him down. I knew large sums of money was involved in his death.

Assasins dont go about killing people anyhow , no matter how bad the economy is.
The underlying tone of his death relates to money!

Be transparent and fair with buisness deals.

Thieves and assaasins wont come knocking.

What a terrible way to die

nwanneni:
32 years with 4 kids already and possibly still counting
Jobless aunty them.Na work you need,not advise or insult.
That man money go don suffer for your hand walahi.
I can't imagine myself marrying a woman that doesn't have any economic value.
Just stay at home,fùck missionary as usual,cook,clean,chop,born,get fat with stretch mark,tie wrapper,smell,go saloon to gossip,suspects me cheating,grow armpit hair and toto hair too,steal money,investigate and know.all my property and ration in her head,sleep,snore,fùck again and the cycle continues.
Spits!
I go just run that house or use you like rag,ode.

Dont you know some men want their wives like that.

Full time housewife just cook ,eat , wait fo him to come home and Bleep his brains out then keep his wife breeding like rabbits.
Thats the dream of quite a number of nigerian men .
And such kind of marriages is so frustrating to ladies like me , who loves to add value in the lives of people out there and make money every day of our lives.
I got so frustrated of such men coming my way last year and few years back.
So dont blame her. Her husband has suceeded in turning his wife into insatiable sex machine.
Op has so much spare time to feel Hot and craves for more sexual fantasies out there.

Las las , she will go out there for more fuccks and sucking

She dodged a bullet
God saved the young lady from ending up as a single mother whose husband absconds to abroad with an older rich lady.

Thats what my neighbour is going through now. A 34 years old lady with three kids,husband don jakpa! Abroad.

The hausa lady should give thanksgivin in the mosque, her head saved her.

Later a promising young man who cherish young cslm beauty wil marry her. Infact her own destined husband wil marry her later. Its not the end of the world.

The guy is clearly a gold digger. He wil still breakup with the oyibo later after his degree abroad ro another richer lady who can offer him more if hes chanced to meet another. Such guys i dread, the highest bidder takes him home. I pity the white woman who feels she has found true love.

He has no clue what love is all bout.

MOnkeyBabe:
My mOm was telling me she thinks it's the same thing that happened with very learned writers and educationists Chinua AChebe, and now Chimamanda.
Though these people are not after the Glitz and Glamour of showbiz like me.
I wont lie. Im human and after finer things of life. FoR my EuROpean side, I'm more like into BRitneySPeaRs, Madonna , BRIAN warner of marilyn manson, lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift.
As polished as I may sound
The AfRican girl in me manifests as a harbinger of the iJele ORaCle. Reminds me of TheResaEGedege OnuORa. Look her up. Those Real native traditional movies with ReGinaDaniels I'm CRazy ABout. I also love our AfRiCan artistes worldwide.
They say I'm a possessed OGbanje. Being one isn't wrong, as long as it's not used for evil psychopathy or SOCIOPathy.

Havent told much about this.
People think I'm plain insane, seeking for attention and in need of medical help {this is have been able to diffuse effectively especially if im calm and am able to prove I'm not posing danger to myself and others. As far as it doesnt breed negativity}. Others think I'm a troll and into thearitics. I would never hate my people. It's Only the amount of tremendous and excruciating emotional and psychological pain we feel that makes me Dissociate . Though Many would argue since there are a lot of empowerment programs these days. For me, I feel it's too late to turn back. I'm already used to hurt and the pain- I don't know if that's my mind playing tricks on me in and of itself. My mind has been molded in two as a coping or adaptation strategy. I love all the beautiful things about AfRiCa & EUROPe, whenever I go to bed, I see all the places in my childhood in Lagos nigeria becoming like or turning to the advanced cities we have in EuROPe. I went to Holy Child College, ikoyi, a convent school. Joke Silva was also there. I dont know if she feels this same experience. Our school was founded by the Irish Catholics. We lived in an Irish town in New JeRsey. Everywhere there just seemed like h.c.c. little surprise? I always dream of girls playing in snow in my Secondary school.
I was always hardcore into all those white female celebrities, and of course nollywood at home. People called me a lesbian, not like it's wrong. But I don't really see girls that way in that light. CorDial PlatOnic Relationships are enough for me. They even labelled my love for white men as that since people think they are or they look GiRlie. There is this white Snowman from frRozen & UmbRrella I carry AROund. Yet, I can still act like a CRAZY AFRICAN GIRL oR Akata.
This brings me to the issue of interracial dating. Would I kill myself to be friends with, be in a Relationship with or marry a white man? When interracialize myself. I don't see the hybrids going away anytime soon sister. There are many white AfRicans, my African alter would manifest from that.
Did I also mention to you that I have Quite photogenic memory? There were really no cell phone cameras back in PRimarySChool. But I remember how each of us were seated and positioned right from when I began School in SheRRyville, OmOle i.e. at 1 and a half.
People say its because maybe I'm a really good and talented person so I internalize everything in an amazing way.
I'm Roman Catholic. They blame it on Roman Catholic agenda and mind control. The Klux Klu klan and ADOlPh HitleR were not even Catholic.
I know one thing is certain. I would definitely use my gift and abilities for GooD, because the Devil tries so hard to get me using little misgivings. I know people with special powers are seriously struggled over by these 2 forces.
I Remember when I had my first daughter, the AfRican looking one, I was always burdened with guilt, because of that European part of me I had always internalized. I was haunted by the fact that I may be evil and racist and come out one day to hurt her. The thought haunted me. I CRIED SO MUCH. I was all alone with my child.
People said I'm going through resulting effect of brain gay and over thinking. I dont know if this was me before or after all the studying. More interestingly, what led me into incessant knowledge Quests.
I'm a book worm, but when I step right into the CameRa and flashing lights, I become someone else.
I know I'm not Delusional I've thought about this over. Spoken to a few trusted priests, pastors, psychologists .
My brother calls it DaRk Knight of the Saints. That Satan is Really out to Defame GoodCharacters&PeOple.

Have you seen the girl TREASURE from Doctor Phil 10 years ago? Though people say she was paid for it and was an inside job. I believe it's an identity crisis like mine. The only thing she is getting wrong is just making plain ignorant statements. So no one is taking her seriously. She's kind of blocking herself from a Quite SPLENDID idea like mine. They may feel she's a COnARTist. The willingness or adaptation to survive in this world of ours where systems have been CReated.

But One thing , I've never liked Rap , hip hop R nB. In trying to accept black or africanamericans, they seem real strange to me or like a species going into extenction. Except for their culture. I always ever internalize black Americans as africans, so I don't see them as a subsection of theirself. I have spent over a Decade in the states, out of all the thousands of people I've met. I have seen only 2 full blooded black Americans. And they always identify as African Americans. One is already whitewashed sef In SPeeCh and mannerisms. No such thing as Akata in and of itself. Their bloodline is AfRiCan, and they've been mixed with other RaCes.

Wow!

U opened up so much about yourself. Such a free spirited soul u are.

You are an ogbanje, but trust me u aint any danger to anyone nor your african child.
I feel you should take control of your mind even the Devil will withdraw and leave u alone .

Everyrhing we do and we are comes from within and from the mind.

Your inner being and mind seeks lot of answers. I hope soon u get to find out , who u really are spiritually .
Until u find out your real self and the reason u were created, then will your spirit being becomes calm and self assured.

Dont worry ,as u seek through life, all the pieces u have with you will become clearer.

Its well with your soul dear.

Warm hugs#

MOnkeyBabe:
Lol I'm a teenager with 3 BiRaCial DauGhTeRs though. I put them and myself on funny outfits and always playing record videos & pictures with them. People think I'm crazy, including my mom . I'm 100% AfRican and love it, but have some type of OBSESSIVE love for white people. I dont know what's wrong with me? Maybe I'm just a Civilized New WORLD ORDER GenOme type of person. Although the ♡ is slightly borderline and I'm battling with 2 hybRiDPeRSOnalities. One is a EuRopeanGiRl {it's weird because stuff like Donald Trump's policies negatively affect me, though I subtly look up to him esp since he's prolife. I only hate Hitler because of genocide. Though i think I identify with him because of his artistic tendencies. It's so confusing to be me}, the other an AfRiCanGiRl. I know I've spoken too much and sound CRazy now.
Some call it unReleastic, but if i should go all the way to change my looks, i think it should be seen as a form of freedom of expression as a fashionsta or Diva.
DONALD actually had a lot of shows back in the day and held many Beauty Paegents.

Wow! You are indeed crazy! Incredible!




But dont worry with time, as u grow up u will have a firm grip on one of those two hybridpersonalities. One wil be subtle at the background while the other will be more dominant. The subtle one will appear once in a while.

Its a rare gift.

MOnkeyBabe:
I'm just really Quiet and introverted but have wild side loool

Wow!


Thats awesome!


How i wish im a guy!

Lol ! Dont mind me o.. Im kinda tipsy tonight . Too many cocktails tonight with a colleague of mine .


Its cool personality uv got! Keep it up dear !

Queen of the coast spotted!!!



Na fish she be.

[quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=86080432][/quote]Babe! I truly felt embarrassed lol.

I said no wonder they both exchanged glances and looked at me and my younger bro.




Wait o!

Why did u give yourself such funny name : Monkeybabe

MOnkeyBabe:
I remember primary 3 I asked my parents the meaning of caress from a literature book we were ReaDing In SChool. See as theyShOCk!

Hehehehehehehe, you just reminded me when i was in primary 4, and our teacher taught us spermatozoa . Back then i just knew she said spermatozoa fertilizes the eggs in a woman . And where the eggs in a woman is? I couldnt even remember .
So when i got home.,.i was gisting my younger brother about my class and was imitating thw teacher , repeating spermatozoa every minute cos it sounded funny .

My dad barked my name, i ran to meet him with confusion in my mind and he was with his first son, my elder step brother . He looked at me , and said repeat what i just said to my brother . I said what daddy? He said i heard u saying somethings about sperm something. I said oh yes ,daddy as i smiled with a wide grin. Its spermatozoa ! It fertilizes eggs.
My dad and his first son exchanged glances , my elder step bro is married with kids then. Then they looked at me and asked where did i get such word from?
I replied: my teacher in school taught us biology and she mentioned spermatozoa and it fertilizes eggs! i and my brother chuckled and nudged each other . And i asked daddy : what is Spermatozoa? Was my teacher right?

My dad looked at both of us and said enough! ok both of u can go but stop saying such! Go and do your homework , never mind .

Then we walked back to our rooms ,wondering why dad and elder bro looked at us with strange glances, but well shrugged it off..na dem sabi.

It was later in secondary school.i realise spermatozoa means sperms From a guy.

Lol

Chokmah:
Finding a wife in the midst of numerous women has been a hectic task that needs divine intervention in most cases. All the same the need for a virtuous woman cannot be exaggerated in the family and the society at large.
Specifically, I have grown fonder of women from Anambra(especially from Umunri, Aguleri, Nnewi, Igboukwu areas and their surroundings) and Enugu.
Despite pointing at this places(states-Enugu & Anambra), there are inherent qualities which she must possess...

Physically related qualities include
1. She must be very tall (6ft+)
2. She must be fair in complexion with a pointed nose
3. She must have straight legs and not curvy while walking.
4. She must be strong and ready to defend her husbands territory

Character related qualities include
1. She must be very intelligent
2. Either outgoing or reserved
3. She must have a loving heart ready to forgive.
4. She must be able to respect my parents especially my father.

Note: She must be within the age of 18years to 22years (18-22years old) and must come from Anambra or Enugu.

If you have suggestions or meet the above qualities contact me via the number in my signature(either by text or call).


Brief description of myself

I'm Chinemerem by name, 26 years old, a graduate of surveying. I'm 5ft 10inches tall, a bit fair, a melancholy and a lover of inspirational discuss and soccer. I'm from Orlu in Imo.


Thanks.

Sighs you want such a perfect woman in everything but you are melancholy .

Dont you know people who are melancholy spreads unhappiness and sadness around them?

If shes smart like you want? Trust me , she wouldnt want to contact you.

And if you dont work on that melancholy thing, mehn! U are on a wild goose search.
Then u mentioned she needs to be strong to defend you . Sighs are u not meant to defend her from your family or from your exes and side chicks ? Cos it seems there are some tough hidden issues going on , either within your family or from female friends u have .

Mr man, you have issues. Better solve them before making another man's daughter unhappy in marriage.

Inbetween im not igbo, just an observer.

goodmorning40:
Why them no arrest Ned Nwoko

All his wives and children are comfortable . He provides for all his legal wives and kids . Thats why .