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iphi:
my eyes set before thine path, walking slowly as though darkness never cometh near, I thy servant with humble tune ask thee, have thou falleth in love before? If you have you would understand this feeling

He's already armed to the teeth! With a love poem

Your boss is In trouble within that one hour date.

But If it's me? I will look at you with stony cold eyes and ask:

Really? Is that all ?

Does this one hour grace, look like Prom night to you?

J111333:
Office romance always end in embarrassment for the superior and misery for the junior. History has proved this fact over and over again so brace for impact my friend.

The only way to survive it is for one of you to quit the job and in this case, you and I know that your female boss will rather sacrifice you than the career she has built over the the years.

Don't mind him

He thinks he's acting a script in Telemundo.

Love my foot!

Tonyspecial:
Be my Val na Vicky

Sorry dear but I don't accept blind Val date.

J111333:
Here's full grown man getting excited over something as simple as a date.
I find this hard to believe.

He claims to be in love



*rolls eyez *

iphi:
young Delta man

Hmmmmmmm


OK.

iphi:
what do you want me to tell you... Let tomorrow reach for another story

You are Yoruba right?

iphi:
urm!!! She did not employ me, she's just my direct boss, its in my heart I like her I have not said anything to her... We are still just casual, if I see some positivity I will quit cause I would love to marry her

Na so

Because that's how people fall in love and marry.

Please quit and proof to her u love her this much, no be my mouth.

I believe u are a Yoruba guy?

Right?

iphi:
story have finished.... I got a 1 hour date though

Na lie!

We won't take it!

Story never finish!

You can't use sense and close this annoying story!

In fact I won't take it!

iphi:
haba, it has not gotten to this, like I sent before 'jokingly', this is not the first time I'm joking with her just that inside me I want to date her

Bros! It's unethical and wrong having love and sexual feelings between colleagues in the office, how much more between employee and employer.

You can't tell me this love thing u feel won't transcends into sex immediately or afterwards.

If I'm your boss, I don't care if you are in love. Biko keep your love and lemme manage my company and staffs properly without jeopardizing my respect, public image and Peace of my mind where I make my daily living.

Or better still, why not resign first then after one month of being laid off. You can then start wooing her for a relationship and profess this amazing love of yours.

Simple, mR lover

iphi:
she's not like our Nigerian bosses, she has never showed any pride or ego since I started working under her

That's where u got it all wrong about some women.
I don't show pride or ego either but I never take rubbish in my office.
Haba! Just listen to yourself. I wonder why men feel if a female boss is nice to them, means she wants to get laid.

Sighs! Your mumu na follow come!

Jeez!

A305:
Don't be scared son!

Back up that initial message with any funny relationship short story you can find on google so if she get pissed, you would tell her you just joking and that she shouldn't mind you hence, the reason for the funny story after the message.

You actually playing her mind in two ways Which ever way it bounces back wouldn't hurt.

Bros! With what uv said that u are playing with your boss mind.

Mehn that's like adding fuel to a burning fire already.

If I were the boss, u are fired! I hate mind games.

It's better for him to be quiet and don't say anything anymore at this level and pray for God to touch her heart not to get more pissed.


Very annoying tactics.

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

Bad bad bad idea.


As a boss in my company. No employee tries such with me. I don't allow it. Even if I'm friendly and easy to approach, it shows in my Countenance I don't allow intimacy between me and my employees and students as well.
In my belief, it's bad for my business. Complete bad omen dating my staff or matured students who are like bankers, doctors, Marketers, engineers learning the art of unisex sewing. I dare not. Very bad for business. That's my belief.

Then seecondly, She will feel u will undermine her authority and tell your colleagues both of u are dating or u took her out on val and possibly kissed and shagged her mercilessly that night. Such ideas, no responsible female boss would like to envision it


Just leave her jeje, with her post online.

Her kind will ping her tonight sef and ask her out.

Don't worry your mind about it. She will be fine.


But u sef get mind o

You are joking with your job. Be ready to loose it, if u know what's good for u.

Martinez39s:
Another poor attempt at shaming and digression. This is annoying, pleasing improve on your shaming tactics next time, yours is too cheap and I want a better attempt. If being logical and analytical means I am pained, your case is beyond me. Have a nice day.

Shaming? I don't have to.

Simply expressing my observations on your pained write up.


Lol

Martinez39s:
Lol. Being a human being doesn't mean one cannot be an evening newspaper. All women will eventually become evening newspaper. It's nature.

Of course, all women want men with lots of cash that will spend on them and pay their bills. When did women stop being women? Even the feminists that are working and earning big still want men that earn as much as them or higher than them. Even if the woman earns the same amount as a man, it's still "my money is mine, your money is ours."

Of course but only a few. The evening newspapers that get married have the simphood of their spouses to thank. Without simphood in men, evening newspapers would be done for. The fact that simps wife up used up products (evening newspapers) does not change the fact that evening newspapers are evening newspapers.

Poor attempt at shaming and digression. What more could I expect from a woman? A woman is either an evening newspaper or not.

Blah blah blah blah blah. The evening newspapers that get married have the simpishness of their husbands to thank. Married or not, an evening newspaper is an evening newspaper. You talk as if I don't know that evening newspapers don't get married. Didn't Meghan Markle marry the wealthy Prince Harry? Even a 50+ teacher of mine in secondary school with three kids from a previous marriage just got married. So what are you telling me?

Of course, need you tell me this as though I had expected to choose for you?

I didn't ask for this story. Anyway your life your choice. Happy observation.


Okay o. Have a nice day.

Jeez! You are so pained.


All these write-up, taking time to analyse every word I typed. Wow!


Your own strong o

I couldn't even read everything to the end.

Well whatever u typed there about older ladies, please take it easy. Life is not that hard Biko. Who is that woman who do u strong thing like this? Don't worry forgive and let go, u will see sweet 16 girls to marry, u hear?

Na WA o.

Martinez39s:
Just go straight to the point. Most young men don't have the kind of cash Ned Nwoko has. I agree with you that Ned Nwoko made a sound choice in picking the mother over the daughter, who would pick an evening newspaper when they can get a fresh one?

I won't call Regina mother an evening newspaper because shes a human being no matter how old she is.

And trust me no older lady nor young sweet 16 lady with value, Brains and beauty will go for a broke guy. Except the lady is confused about life and wishes to suffer.

The so called ladies u call evening newspapers are dating and marrying wealthy men of value, millionaires and billionaires.

That's why broke guys are so frustrated , filled with hateful words, calling older women evening newspaper lol.

These older ladies are getting married every weekend to successful men.

Go figure Thank God for God, who balances all things.

I'm in my 30s, I choose when I want to marry and whom I want to marry not the other way round with God's guidance.

Marriage is the least of my urgent goals. My uncle called me few minutes ago and asked Victorian when will u marry? I laughed. He was shocked. He screamed u are laughing! I will advise u as a parent would. One is not getting younger. I replied, uncle Calm down, don't worry I will marry when I'm ready. I want to choose well. I don't need a man who will kill me with stress before my time. I'm still observing


And that's the honest truth

comshots:
I have noticed that every yellow pawpaw lady dey turn black after childbirth.

You think carrying a baby in the womb for 9months is a walk in the park?

Too many changes happening in the body of the lady.

It's not an easy feat. Their least concern is the skin colour or hair.

May God bless all women who went through pregnancy stages and came back alive with the baby or babies in Jesus name amen.

Kingosytex:
Is she a lesbian? Why is she wearing a leg lace?


It still baffles me why Ned Married Regina instead of Regina's mother. The old man is enjoying the food meant for the young.

Which man dead or alive will choose to marry Regina's mom instead of this young fresh beauty.

Young men don't deserve Regina, except the young man is an angel from heaven above. Most young men don't have the fear of God, they will definitely use and dump her assuming she was still single . While some will nag her to death , another can even make her a babymama, three kids from three different men, and some will brainwash her to steal her moms money and give to them. She will definitely not look this young and fresh. While some desperate young men will use her for money rituals.
I can count how many men have killed their gfs, wives for rituals. How pathetic. May God help women from marrying destroyers.

Ned deserves her. For a married woman to look this fresh and young means her husband takes care of her completely with total peace of mind and money.

Enjoy your marriage Regina, na God do am for u.

Sighs it's old age.

People let him age in peace.

Everyone including myself will grow old and die one day.

Your main concern should be, how do u wish to die?

Peacefully or in great shock and horrible pains ?

Wazzaowner:
After 5 years he came to Nigeria with no future plan wth u and he ends up impregnating u, Naija gurls when una go get sense?

I feel the Op felt she could use pregnancy to tie the man down, now she is in a deep shit.

Carry your mata, I wasn't dere when dick dey enter pussy last December.

Pls! Not all naija girls.

Na Op wey no wan get sense. Dating man for 10 whole years! And possibly driving other suitors away cos she feels her bf will marry and relocate her abroad. Later she will blame village people wey no even reason her matter one bit.

Let her be a baby mama and see how many more years she end up married.

Men will just use and dump her. Especially married men and bad boys to sort their konji. She never still understand men yet. I Pity her.

Very few men want to marry a lady with kid or kids.

Strongmercy123, u are an adult u know what to do.
Are u financially capable of taking care of a baby?
Are u ready to stay more years being a play toy to men? Cos that's what they do to most baby mamas who are NOT financially ok. they are at the mercy of men.

Cos there are so many babymamas still unmarried and they are clocking 50years still waiting to be married.

This life is not that way it seems. Use your head in relationship not your heart.

I can never ever be a babymama. No matter how much I love my man.

Also Abroad guys are the worst set of guys to blindly get pregnant for! Very tricky guys.

They will so waste your time Ehn? U will ask yourself everyday who send u work and become very bitter and dissolutioned about men and life afterwards.

Wazzaowner:
After 5 years he came to Nigeria with no future plan wth u and he ends up impregnating u, Naija gurls when una go get sense?

I feel the Op felt she could use pregnancy to tie the man down, now she is in a deep shit.

Carry your mata, I wasn't dere when dick dey enter pussy last December.

Pls! Not all naija girls.

Na Op wey no wan get sense.

Let her be a baby mama and see how many more years she end up married.

Men will just use and dump her. Especially married men and bad boys to sort their konji. She never still understand men yet. I Pity her.

Very few men want to marry a lady with kid or kids.

Strongmercy123, u are an adult u know what to do.
Are u financially capable of taking care of a baby?
Are u ready to stay more years being a play toy to men? Cos that's what they do to most baby mamas who are financially ok

Cos there are so many babymamas still unmarried and they are clocking 50years still waiting to be married.

This life is not that way it seems. Use your head in relationship not your heart.

I can never ever be a babymama. No matter how much I love my man.

Equation89:
I want to add to the list.

1.) Form to be sick.
2.) Continue to form sick
3.) Start visiting the toilet ( pretend to have running stomach)
4.) Continue to form sick
5.) Keep on forming sick

Then the Sickness u are longing for, will definitely come to you.


I pity u.

As a man thinketh, So he is.

Keep thinking of illness o because u want dodge Val.


*shakes head, walks away*

Some people will just wake up in the morning and wish themselves illness. Even give the illness chair and buffet to feed on in their lives. Later they will start blaming village people wey dey rest and no even reason your matter at all.


Mr Man, who do u like this?

radiolover:
3 Things that should stop Valentine from holding on Friday

1) Nnamdi Kanu parents' funeral. Tell your girlfriend you'll be attending the above burial ceremony, therefore, you won't be around for Val.

2) Wolverhampton versus Leicester City match. When these two teams clash, it's usually a crack, always interesting to watch and quite entertaining. Tell your babe your Friday evening is for the said match.

3) Mourning of boko haram victims. The recent boko haram attack in Borno state killed over 40 Nigerians. What is there to celebrate again when our fellow Nigerians are slaughtered like cows? Please we are still in the week-long mourning period declared by FG. Tell your babe this year's Val should be shifted till next year. Lol

Strange how some guys here dread having a nice time with their babe or with a lady they like on Valentine's Day.

While I have four offers from 4 different guys waiting to take me out to juicy spots on the island . Na me sef dey run and reject offers.
cos Boo has that day sorted out.



Op please pray and fast today, let God bless you with money, then hustle like your life depends on it so u won't run away or dodge from Vals day, Christmas, and Easter Day. It's highly unnecessary.


Guys out there, are looking for cute babes to spend money on and give nice trips. U are opened a thread on how to dodge spending. O ma se o


Op hustle o! My brother hustle! Life is not that terrible yet.

Liposure:
have a nice day

And you too


Have a blessed day.

Liposure:
fine oh.

That's nice

Liposure:
iron lady, how was your day

Smiles u are funny.

I'm not iron lady, I'm simply principled, makes life and people easy for me to manage .


I'm fine

Doing marvellously well.

How are u too?

slimjosh231:
Using style to go and beg Money.

Talking as if, if dem invite u, you won't go and use style beg for money and receive your Alert as well.

Kennedyiheme02:
Damn alot of ignorant women think having first class and the highest degree on earth can get them a quality man, so they waste all their lives doing that.. newsflash, maybe the reason you're single is because we don't give a damn about your degrees, holds no value to us.. you're single because you tend to lean towards your qualification for validation whe you're around men instead of your femininity..

I'm starting a redpill streaming site soon.. I'll post links on NL soon

Well that's for you.

My degree is not a waste and my Prince loves the fact I'm a graduate.

Makes him feel high and happy , he's dating an attractive career minded graduate and business woman , who loves him to the moon & back.

And apart from my relationship. My IQ coupled with my degree has opened so many doors for me, so please stop hating on us.

Money speaks

Some millions transffered into her account has humbled her.


Life#

Sierusvirus:
She has the right to choose and am not even bothered at all.
Just the way you think guys are pestering her for date same way girls better than her are pestering me and doing all sort of things to have me.

Everybody has a worth and only if you know yours and how to make it happen.

If she replies me then she is a fool cos I never missed words in making myself clear.

If she doesn’t impress me, I can never do same to her.

If you expect a man to be spending on you alone that means you need go hug a transformer knowing truely well you have nothing to offer a guy but only sex.

For a girl to worth anything in my life she needs to be a quality giver and expect less, then I balance things and not only a receiver like a prostitiue.

Haba! Chill!
Broke guys on nairaland has truly affected your reasoning.

Anyways from my own point of view and how I handle my man or any man I have dated in the past. I don't wait until he buys first. I don't impress either. I buy because I want whoever I'm dating to look their best. So with my man nw, i buy him surprise gifts and he does same to me. He credits my account by his own freewill, part. Of his surprise packages at times and I appreciate him by making sure I use the money specifically for my biz and other things I lack. He loves to see me grow. I'm an orphan by the way. And they all know that. And hes amazed how I love to work smart without selling my body.
He's a free giver. He is not waiting for me to give before he gives. We've been friends online for. Like three years before we met and started dating. So he knows me inside out.

I have some guys here as friends, I can only mention three guys, but not their names. They know themselves. I'm not dating anyone of them but before I Met my guy. If I was broke, I ask they quickly make some transfer . Note I'm not dating any of them and we don't chat about sex but basically about life.

They just send cause they've known me as a stranger within few months or so, we've become close online friends. they appreciate my humour , saying the raw truth without mincing words with my way of reasoning. I always say the truth no matter what.

Note I have not Met any of these three guys in real life. One lives in Abuja, the other two abroad. but they don't care. All they want is my company online. That's guys I'm Not dating or even seen sef. I'm a very interesting person to chat with and they love me for that.

But in your case, we are talking about your gf, supposedly love of your life, I think?
And see what u are saying about her.

It clearly shows u don't love her one bit. And I can sense uv not even given her any surprise gifts, u are waiting for her to spend first. Lol

But You don't know if she wants to surprise u with a gift on that day ,even if it's boxers and singlet. But u just blurt out u are not celebrating Valentine, she can breakup or stay. That's just too bad.

I hope. She's a nairalander and reading what uv typed now. Cause she's clearly wasting her time with u. With or without Valentine. Guys who are crafty and stingy, I can't even deal.. I keep far away from.

What a pity.

Anyways so whatever u like with your love life, it's yours.

Like I said earlier. What's my own sef?

EagleSquare1:
I truly envy your guy. Lol

Awwwww

But why?



For me, I don't pretend. I love with everything I have, if I notice my man is not stingy or crafty.

And he gives from his heart not from his mind.

Also he does not seek public opinion before doing anything for me, that's a huge turn on.

Las Las, She don gboro...


If you go thru a nasty divorce, God help u, if u come back to your single state, normal again.


One of the Worst experience ever.

They are both adults!

He's a delicious fucvkin billionaire
While cuppy is a cupcake pretty billionaire as well.

Abeg free dem!

Next!